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BOOK I of this volume occupies a quarter or a third of the volume,
and consists of matter written about four years ago,
but not hitherto published in book form.
It contained errors of judgment and of fact.
I have now corrected these
to the best of my ability and later knowledge.
Book II was written at the beginning of 1903,
and has not until now appeared in any form.
In it my purpose has been
to present a character- portrait of Mrs. Eddy,
drawn from her own acts and words solely,
not from hearsay and rumor;
and
to explain the nature and scope of her Monarchy,
as revealed in the Laws by which she governs it,
and which she wrote herself.
MARK TWAIN NEW YORK.
January,
1907.
BOOK I CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
"It is the first time since the dawn-days of Creation that a Voice has gone crashing through space
with such placid and complacent confidence and command."
CHAPTER I VIENNA 1899.
This last summer,
when I was on my way back
to Vienna from the Appetite- Cure in the mountains,
I fell over a cliff in the twilight,
and broke some arms and legs and one thing or another,
and by good luck was found by some peasants who had lost an ass,
and they carried me
to the nearest habitation,
which was one of those large,
low,
thatch-roofed farm-houses,
with apartments in the garret
for the family,
and a cunning little porch under the deep gable decorated
with boxes of bright colored flowers and cats;
on the ground floor a large and light sitting-room,
separated from the milch-cattle apartment by a partition;
and in the front yard rose stately and fine the wealth and pride of the house,
the manure-pile.
That sentence is Germanic,
and shows that I am acquiring that sort of mastery of the art and spirit of the language which enables a man
to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.
There was a village a mile away,
and a horse doctor lived there,
but there was no surgeon.
It seemed a bad outlook;
mine was distinctly a surgery case.
Then it was remembered that a lady from Boston was summering in that village,
and she was a Christian Science doctor and could cure anything.
So she was sent for.
It was night by this time,
and she could not conveniently come,
but sent word that it was no matter,
there was no hurry,
she would give me
"absent treatment"
now,
and come in the morning;
meantime she begged me
to make myself tranquil and comfortable and remember that there was nothing the matter
with me.
I thought there must be some mistake.
"Did you tell her I walked off a cliff seventy-five feet high?"
"Yes."
"And struck a boulder at the bottom and bounced?"
"Yes."
"And struck another one and bounced again?"
"Yes."
"And struck another one and bounced yet again?"
"Yes."
"And broke the boulders?"
"Yes."
"That accounts
for it;
she is thinking of the boulders.
Why didn't you tell her I got hurt,
too?"
"I did.
I told her what you told me
to tell her:
that you were now but an incoherent series of compound fractures extending from your scalp-lock
to your heels,
and that the comminuted projections caused you
to look like a hat-rack."
"And it was after this that she wished me
to remember that there was nothing the matter
with me?"
"Those were her words."
"I do not understand it.
I believe she has not diagnosed the case
with sufficient care.
Did she look like a person who was theorizing,
or did she look like one who has fallen off precipices herself and brings
to the aid of abstract science the confirmations of personal experience?"
"Bitte?"
It was too large a contract
for the Stubenmadchen's vocabulary;
she couldn't call the hand.
I allowed the subject
to rest there,
and asked
for something
to eat and smoke,
and something hot
to drink,
and a basket
to pile my legs in;
but I could not have any of these things.
"Why?"
"She said you would need nothing at all."
"But I am hungry and thirsty,
and in desperate pain."
"She said you would have these delusions,
but must pay no attention
to them.
She wants you
to particularly remember that there are no such things as hunger and thirst and pain.'
'
"She does does she?"
"It is what she said."
Does she seem
to be in full and functionable possession of her intellectual plant,
such as it is?"
"Bitte?"
"Do they let her run at large,
or do they tie her up?"
"Tie her up?"
"There,
good-night,
run along,
you are a good girl,
but your mental Geschirr is not arranged
for light and airy conversation.
Leave me
to my delusions."
CHAPTER II It was a night of anguish,
of course-at least,
I supposed it was,
for it had all the symptoms of it--but it passed at last,
and the Christian Scientist came,
and I was glad She was middle-aged,
and large and bony,
and erect,
and had an austere face and a resolute jaw and a Roman beak and was a widow in the third degree,
and her name was Fuller.
I was eager
to get
to business and find relief,
but she was distressingly deliberate.
She unpinned and unhooked and uncoupled her upholsteries one by one,
abolished the wrinkles
with a flirt of her hand,
and hung the articles up;
peeled off her gloves and disposed of them,
got a book out of her hand-bag,
then drew a chair
to the bedside,
descended into it without hurry,
and I hung out my tongue.
She said,
with pity but without passion:
"Return it
to its receptacle.
We deal
with the mind only,
not
with its dumb servants."
I could not offer my pulse,
because the connection was broken;
but she detected the apology before I could word it,
and indicated by a negative tilt of her head that the pulse was another dumb servant that she had no use for.
Then I thought I would tell her my symptoms and how I felt,
so that she would understand the case;
but that was another inconsequence,
she did not need
to know those things;
moreover,
my remark about how I felt was an abuse of language,
a misapplication of terms.
"One does not feel,"
she explained;
"there is no such thing as feeling:
therefore,
to speak of a non-existent thing as existent is a contradiction.
Matter has no existence;
nothing exists but mind;
the mind cannot feel pain,
it can only imagine it."
"But if it hurts,
just the same--"
"It doesn't.
A thing which is unreal cannot exercise the functions of reality.
Pain is unreal;
hence,
pain cannot hurt."
In making a sweeping gesture
to indicate the act of shooing the illusion of pain out of the mind,
she raked her hand on a pin in her dress,
said
"Ouch!"
and went tranquilly on
with her talk.
"You should never allow yourself
to speak of how you feel,
nor permit others
to ask you how you are feeling;
you should never concede that you are ill,
nor permit others
to talk about disease or pain or death or similar nonexistences in your presence.
Such talk only encourages the mind
to continue its empty imaginings."
Just at that point the Stuben-madchen trod on the cat's tail,
and the cat let fly a frenzy of cat-profanity.
I asked,
with caution:
"Is a cat's opinion about pain valuable?"
"A cat has no opinion;
opinions proceed from mind only;
the lower animals,
being eternally perishable,
have not been granted mind;
without mind,
opinion is impossible."
"She merely imagined she felt a pain--the cat?"
"She cannot imagine a pain,
for imagining is an effect of mind;
without mind,
there is no imagination.
A cat has no imagination."
"Then she had a real pain?"
"I have already told you there is no such thing as real pain."
"It is strange and interesting.
I do wonder what was the matter
with the cat.
Because,
there being no such thing as a real pain,
and she not being able
to imagine an imaginary one,
it would seem that God in His pity has compensated the cat
with some kind of a mysterious emotion usable when her tail is trodden on which,
for the moment,
joins cat and Christian in one common brotherhood of--"
She broke in
with an irritated--
"Peace! The cat feels nothing,
the Christian feels nothing.
Your empty and foolish imaginings are profanation and blasphemy,
and can do you an injury.
It is wiser and better and holier
to recognize and confess that there is no such thing as disease or pain or death."
"I am full of imaginary tortures,"
I said,
"but I do not think I could be any more uncomfortable if they were real ones.
What must I do
to get rid of them?"
"There is no occasion
to get rid of them.
since they do not exist.
They are illusions propagated by matter,
and matter has no existence;
there is no such thing as matter."
"It sounds right and clear,
but yet it seems in a degree elusive;
it seems
to slip through,
just when you think you are getting a grip on it."
"Explain."
"Well,
for instance:
if there is no such thing as matter,
how can matter propagate things?"
In her compassion she almost smiled.
She would have smiled if there were any such thing as a smile.
"It is quite simple,"
she said;
"the fundamental propositions of Christian Science explain it,
and they are summarized in the four following self-evident propositions:
1.
God is All in all.
2.
God is good.
Good is Mind 3.
God,
Spirit,
being all,
nothing is matter 4.
Life,
God,
omnipotent Good,
deny death,
evil,
sin,
disease.
There--now you see."
It seemed nebulous;
it did not seem
to say anything about the difficulty in hand--how non-existent matter can propagate illusions I said,
with some hesitancy:
"Does--does it explain?"
"Doesn't it?
Even if read backward it will do it."
With a budding hope,
I asked her
to do it backwards.
"Very well.
Disease sin evil death deny Good omnipotent God life matter is nothing all being Spirit God Mind is Good good is God all in All is God.
There do you understand now?
"It--it--well,
it is plainer than it was before;
still--
"
"Well?"
"Could you try it some more ways?"
"As many as you like;
it always means the same.
Interchanged in any way you please it cannot be made
to mean anything different from what it means when put in any other way.
Because it is perfect.
You can jumble it all up,
and it makes no difference:
it always comes out the way it was before.
It was a marvelous mind that produced it.
As a mental tour de force it is without a mate,
it defies alike the simple,
the concrete,
and the occult."
"It seems
to be a corker."
I blushed
for the word,
but it was out before I could stop it.
"A what?"
"A--wonderful structure--combination,
so
to speak,
of profound thoughts-- unthinkable ones--um--"
It is true.
Read backward,
or forward,
or perpendicularly,
or at any given angle,
these four propositions will always be found
to agree in statement and proof."
"Ah--proof.
Now we are coming at it.
The statements agree;
they agree with--with--anyway,
they agree;
I noticed that;
but what is it they prove I mean,
in particular?"
"Why,
nothing could be clearer.
They prove:
1.
GOD--Principle,
Life,
Truth,
Love,
Soul,
Spirit,
Mind.
Do you get that?"
"I--well,
I seem to.
Go on,
please."
"2.
MAN--God's universal idea,
individual,
perfect,
eternal.
Is it clear?"
"It--I think so.
Continue."
"3.
IDEA--An image in Mind;
the immediate object of understanding.
There it is--the whole sublime Arcana of Christian Science in a nutshell.
Do you find a weak place in it anywhere?"
"Well--no;
it seems strong."
"Very well There is more.
Those three constitute the Scientific Definition of Immortal Mind.
Next,
we have the Scientific Definition of Mortal Mind.
Thus.
FIRST DEGREE:
Depravity I.
Physical-Passions and appetites,
fear,
depraved will,
pride,
envy,
deceit,
hatred,
revenge,
sin,
disease,
death."
"Phantasms,
madam--unrealities,
as I understand it."
"Every one.
SECOND DEGREE:
Evil Disappearing.
I.
Moral-Honesty,
affection,
compassion,
hope,
faith,
meekness,
temperance.
Is it clear?"
"Crystal."
"THIRD DEGREE:
Spiritual Salvation.
I.
Spiritual-Faith,
wisdom,
power,
purity,
understanding,
health,
love.
You see how searchingly and co- ordinately interdependent and anthropomorphous it all is.
In this Third Degree,
as we know by the revelations of Christian Science,
mortal mind disappears."
"Not earlier?"
"No,
not until the teaching and preparation
for the Third Degree are completed."
"It is not until then that one is enabled
to take hold of Christian Science effectively,
and
with the right sense of sympathy and kinship,
as I understand you.
That is
to say,
it could not succeed during the processes of the Second Degree,
because there would still be remains of mind left;
and therefore--but I interrupted you.
You were about
to further explain the good results proceeding from the erosions and disintegrations effected by the Third Degree.
It is very interesting;
go on,
please."
"Yes,
as I was saying,
in this Third Degree mortal mind disappears.
Science so reverses the evidence before the corporeal human senses as
to make this scriptural testimony true in our hearts,
'the last shall be first and the first shall be last,'
that God and His idea may be
to us-- what divinity really is,
and must of necessity be all-inclusive."
"It is beautiful.
And
with what exhaustive exactness your choice and arrangement of words confirm and establish what you have claimed
for the powers and functions of the Third Degree.
The Second could probably produce only temporary absence of mind;
it is reserved
to the Third
to make it permanent.
A sentence framed under the auspices of the Second could have a kind of meaning--a sort of deceptive semblance of it-- whereas it is only under the magic of the Third that that defect would disappear.
Also,
without doubt,
it is the Third Degree that contributes another remarkable specialty
to Christian Science--viz.,
ease and flow and lavishness of words,
and rhythm and swing and smoothness.
There must be a special reason
for this?"
"Yes--God-- all,
all--God,
good God,
non-Matter,
Matteration,
Spirit,
Bones,
Truth."
"That explains it."
"There is nothing in Christian Science that is not explicable;
for God is one,
Time is one,
Individuality is one,
and may be one of a series,
one of many,
as an individual man,
individual horse;
whereas God is one,
not one of a series,
but one alone and without an equal."
"These are noble thoughts.
They make one burn
to know more.
How does Christian Science explain the spiritual relation of systematic duality
to incidental deflection?"
"Christian Science reverses the seeming relation of Soul and body--as astronomy reverses the human perception of the movement of the solar system--and makes body tributary
to the Mind.
As it is the earth which is in motion,
While the sun is at rest,
though in viewing the sun rise one finds it impossible
to believe the sun not
to be really rising,
so the body is but the humble servant of the restful Mind,
though it seems otherwise
to finite sense;
but we shall never understand this while we admit that soul is in body,
or mind in matter,
and that man is included in non-intelligence.
Soul is God,
unchangeable and eternal;
and man coexists
with and reflects Soul,
for the All-in-all is the Altogether,
and the Altogether embraces the All-one,
Soul-Mind,
Mind-Soul,
Love,
Spirit,
Bones,
Liver,
one of a series,
alone and without an equal."
"What is the origin of Christian Science?
Is it a gift of God,
or did it just happen?"
"In a sense,
it is a gift of God.
That is
to say,
its powers are from Him,
but the credit of the discovery of the powers and what they are
for is due
to an American lady."
"Indeed?
When did this occur?"
"In 1866.
That is the immortal date when pain and disease and death disappeared from the earth
to return no more forever.
That is,
the fancies
for which those terms stand disappeared.
The things themselves had never existed;
therefore,
as soon as it was perceived that there were no such things,
they were easily banished.
The history and nature of the great discovery are set down in the book here,
and--"
"Did the lady write the book?"
"Yes,
she wrote it all,
herself.
The title is Science and Health,
with Key
to the Scriptures--
for she explains the Scriptures;
they were not understood before.
Not even by the twelve Disciples.
She begins thus-- I will read it
to you."
But she had forgotten
to bring her glasses.
"Well,
it is no matter,"
she said.
"I remember the words--indeed,
all Christian Scientists know the book by heart;
it is necessary in our practice.
We should otherwise make mistakes and do harm.
She begins thus:
'
In the year 1866 I discovered the Science of Metaphysical Healing,
and named it Christian Science.'
And She says quite beautifully,
I think--'
Through Christian Science,
religion and medicine are inspired
with a diviner nature and essence,
fresh pinions are given
to faith and understanding,
and thoughts acquaint themselves intelligently
with God.'
Her very words."
"It is elegant.
And it is a fine thought,
too--marrying religion
to medicine,
instead of medicine
to the undertaker in the old way;
for religion and medicine properly belong together,
they being the basis of all spiritual and physical health.
What kind of medicine do you give
for the ordinary diseases,
such as--"
"We never give medicine in any circumstances whatever! We--"
"But,
madam,
it says--"
"I don't care what it says,
and I don't wish
to talk about it."
"I am sorry if I have offended,
but you see the mention seemed in some way inconsistent,
and--"
"There are no inconsistencies in Christian Science.
The thing is impossible,
for the Science is absolute.
It cannot be otherwise,
since it proceeds directly from the All-in-all and the Everything-in-Which,
also Soul,
Bones,
Truth,
one of a series,
alone and without equal.
It is Mathematics purified from material dross and made spiritual."
"I can see that,
but--"
"It rests upon the immovable basis of an Apodictical Principle."
The word flattened itself against my mind in trying
to get in,
and disordered me a little,
and before I could inquire into its pertinency,
she was already throwing the needed light:
"This Apodictical Principle is the absolute Principle of Scientific Mind- healing,
the sovereign Omnipotence which delivers the children of men from pain,
disease,
decay,
and every ill that flesh is heir to."
"Surely not every ill,
every decay?"
"Every one;
there are no exceptions;
there is no such thing as decay--it is an unreality,
it has no existence."
"But without your glasses your failing eyesight does not permit you to--"
"My eyesight cannot fail;
nothing can fail;
the Mind is master,
and the Mind permits no retrogression."
She was under the inspiration of the Third Degree,
therefore there could be no profit in continuing this part of the subject.
I shifted
to other ground and inquired further concerning the Discoverer of the Science.
"Did the discovery come suddenly,
like Klondike,
or after long study and calculation,
like America?"
"The comparisons are not respectful,
since they refer
to trivialities-- but let it pass.
I will answer in the Discoverer's own words:
'God had been graciously fitting me,
during many years,
for the reception of a final revelation of the absolute Principle of Scientific Mind-healing."
"Many years.
How many?"
"Eighteen centuries!"
"All--God,
God--good,
good--God,
Truth,
Bones,
Liver,
one of a series,
alone and without equal--it is amazing!"
"You may well say it,
sir.
Yet it is but the truth This American lady,
our revered and sacred Founder,
is distinctly referred to,
and her coming prophesied,
in the twelfth chapter of the Apocalypse;
she could not have been more plainly indicated by St. John without actually mentioning her name."
"How strange,
how wonderful!"
"I will quote her own words,
from her Key
to the Scriptures:
'The twelfth chapter of the Apocalypse has a special suggestiveness in connection
with this nineteenth century.'
There--do you note that?
Think--note it well."
"But--what does it mean?"
"Listen,
and you will know.
I quote her inspired words again:
'In the opening of the Sixth Seal,
typical of six thousand years since Adam,
there is one distinctive feature which has special reference
to the present age.
Thus:
"'Revelation xii.
I.
And there appeared a great wonder in heaven--a woman clothed
with the sun,
and the moon under her feet,
and upon her head a crown of twelve stars.'
"That is our Head,
our Chief,
our Discoverer of Christian Science-- nothing can be plainer,
nothing surer.
And note this:
"'Revelation xii.
6.
And the woman fled into the wilderness,
where she had a place prepared of God.'
"That is Boston.
I recognize it,
madam.
These are sublime things,
and impressive;
I never understood these passages before;
please go on
with the--with the--proofs."
"Very well.
Listen:
"'And I saw another mighty angel come down from heaven,
clothed
with a cloud;
and a rainbow was upon his head,
and his face was as it were the sun,
and his feet as pillars of fire.
And he held in his hand a little book.'
"A little book,
merely a little book--could words be modester?
Yet how stupendous its importance! Do you know what book that was?"
"Was it--"
"I hold it in my hand--Christian Science!"
"Love,
Livers,
Lights,
Bones,
Truth,
Kidneys,
one of a series,
alone and without equal-- it is beyond imagination
for wonder!"
"Hear our Founder's eloquent words:
'Then will a voice from harmony cry,
"Go and take the little book:
take it and eat it up,
and it shall make thy belly bitter;
but it shall be in thy mouth sweet as honey."
Mortal,
obey the heavenly evangel.
Take up Divine Science.
Read it from beginning
to end.
Study it,
ponder it.
It will be,
indeed,
sweet at its first taste,
when it heals you;
but murmur not over Truth,
if you find its digestion bitter.'
You now know the history of our dear and holy Science,
sir,
and that its origin is not of this earth,
but only its discovery.
I will leave the book
with you and will go,
now;
but give yourself no uneasiness-- I will give you absent treatment from now till I go
to bed."
CHAPTER III Under the powerful influence of the near treatment and the absent treatment together,
my bones were gradually retreating inward and disappearing from view.
The good work took a brisk start,
now,
and went on swiftly.
My body was diligently straining and stretching,
this way and that,
to accommodate the processes of restoration,
and every minute or two I heard a dull click inside and knew that the two ends of a fracture had been successfully joined.
This muffled clicking and gritting and grinding and rasping continued during the next three hours,
and then stopped--the connections had all been made.
All except dislocations;
there were only seven of these:
hips,
shoulders,
knees,
neck;
so that was soon over;
one after another they slipped into their sockets
with a sound like pulling a distant cork,
and I jumped up as good as new,
as
to framework,
and sent
for the horse-doctor.
I was obliged
to do this because I had a stomach-ache and a cold in the head,
and I was not willing
to trust these things any longer in the hands of a woman whom I did not know,
and whose ability
to successfully treat mere disease I had lost all confidence.
My position was justified by the fact that the cold and the ache had been in her charge from the first,
along
with the fractures,
but had experienced not a shade of relief;
and,
indeed,
the ache was even growing worse and worse,
and more and more bitter,
now,
probably on account of the protracted abstention from food and drink.
The horse-doctor came,
a pleasant man and full of hope and professional interest in the case.
In the matter of smell he was pretty aromatic--in fact,
quite horsy--and I tried
to arrange
with him
for absent treatment,
but it was not in his line,
so,
out of delicacy,
I did not press it.
He looked at my teeth and examined my hock,
and said my age and general condition were favorable
to energetic measures;
therefore he would give me something
to turn the stomach-ache into the botts and the cold in the head into the blind staggers;
then he should be on his own beat and would know what
to do.
He made up a bucket of bran-mash,
and said a dipperful of it every two hours,
alternated
with a drench
with turpentine and axle- grease in it,
would either knock my ailments out of me in twenty-four hours,
or so interest me in other ways as
to make me forget they were on the premises.
He administered my first dose himself,
then took his leave,
saying I was free
to eat and drink anything I pleased and in any quantity I liked.
But I was not hungry any more,
and did not care
for food.
I took up the Christian Science book and read half of it,
then took a dipperful of drench and read the other half.
The resulting experiences were full of interest and adventure.
All through the rumblings and grindings and quakings and effervescings accompanying the evolution of the ache into the botts and the cold into the blind staggers I could note the generous struggle
for mastery going on between the mash and the drench and the literature;
and often I could tell which was ahead,
and could easily distinguish the literature from the others when the others were separate,
though not when they were mixed;
for when a bran-mash and an eclectic drench are mixed together they look just like the Apodictical Principle out on a lark,
and no one can tell it from that.
The finish was reached at last,
the evolutions were complete,
and a fine success,
but I think that this result could have been achieved
with fewer materials.
I believe the mash was necessary
to the conversion of the stomach-ache into the botts,
but I think one could develop the blind staggers out of the literature by itself;
also,
that blind staggers produced in this way would be of a better quality and more lasting than any produced by the artificial processes of the horse-doctor.
For of all the strange and frantic and incomprehensible and uninterpretable books which the imagination of man has created,
surely this one is the prize sample.
It is written
with a limitless confidence and complacency,
and
with a dash and stir and earnestness which often compel the effects of eloquence,
even when the words do not seem
to have any traceable meaning.
There are plenty of people who imagine they understand the book;
I know this,
for I have talked
with them;
but in all cases they were people who also imagined that there were no such things as pain,
sickness,
and death,
and no realities in the world;
nothing actually existent but Mind.
It seems
to me
to modify the value of their testimony.
When these people talk about Christian Science they do as Mrs. Fuller did:
they do not use their own language,
but the book's;
they pour out the book's showy incoherences,
and leave you
to find out later that they were not originating,
but merely quoting;
they seem
to know the volume by heart,
and
to revere it as they would a Bible-- another Bible,
perhaps I ought
to say.
Plainly the book was written under the mental desolations of the Third Degree,
and I feel sure that none but the membership of that Degree can discover meanings in it.
When you read it you seem
to be listening
to a lively and aggressive and oracular speech delivered in an unknown tongue,
a speech whose spirit you get but not the particulars;
or,
to change the figure,
you seem
to be listening
to a vigorous instrument which is making a noise which it thinks is a tune,
but which,
to persons not members of the band,
is only the martial tooting of a trombone,
and merrily stirs the soul through the noise,
but does not convey a meaning.
The book's serenities of self-satisfaction do almost seem
to smack of a heavenly origin-- they have no blood-kin in the earth.
It is more than human
to be so placidly certain about things,
and so finely superior,
and so airily content
with one's performance.
Without ever presenting anything which may rightfully be called by the strong name of Evidence,
and sometimes without even mentioning a reason
for a deduction at all,
it thunders out the startling words,
"I have Proved"
so and so.
It takes the Pope and all the great guns of his Church in battery assembled
to authoritatively settle and establish the meaning of a sole and single unclarified passage of Scripture,
and this at vast cost of time and study and reflection,
but the author of this work is superior
to all that:
she finds the whole Bible in an unclarified audition,
and at small expense of time and no expense of mental effort she clarifies it from lid
to lid,
reorganizes and improves the meanings,
then authoritatively settles and establishes them
with formulas which you cannot tell from
"Let there be light!"
and
"Here you have it!"
It is the first time since the dawn-days of Creation that a Voice has gone crashing through space
with such placid and complacent confidence and command.
[January,
1903.
The first reading of any book whose terminology is new and strange is nearly sure
to leave the reader in a bewildered and sarcastic state of mind.
But now that,
during the past two months,
I have,
by diligence gained a fair acquaintanceship
with Science and Health technicalities,
I no longer find the bulk of that work hard
to understand.--M.
T.] P.S.
The wisdom harvested from the foregoing thoughts has already done me a service and saved me a sorrow.
Nearly a month ago there came
to me from one of the universities a tract by Dr. Edward Anthony Spitzka on the
"Encephalic Anatomy of the Races."
I judged that my opinion was desired by the university,
and I was greatly pleased
with this attention and wrote and said I would furnish it as soon as I could.
That night I put my plodding and disheartening Christian Science mining aside and took hold of the matter.
I wrote an eager chapter,
and was expecting
to finish my opinion the next day,
but was called away
for a week,
and my mind was soon charged
with other interests.
It was not until to-day,
after the lapse of nearly a month,
that I happened upon my Encephalic chapter again.
Meantime,
the new wisdom had come
to me,
and I read it
with shame.
I recognized that I had entered upon that work in far from the right temper --far from the respectful and judicial spirit which was its due of reverence.
I had begun upon it
with the following paragraph
for fuel:
"FISSURES OF THE PARIETAL AND OCCIPITAL LOBES
(LATERAL SURFACE).--The Postcentral Fissural Complex--In this hemicerebrum,
the postcentral and subcentral are combined
to form a continuous fissure,
attaining a length of 8.5 cm.
Dorsally,
the fissure bifurcates,
embracing the gyre indented by the caudal limb of the paracentral.
The caudal limb of the postcentral is joined by a transparietal piece.
In all,
five additional rami spring from the combined fissure.
A vadum separates it from the parietal;
another from the central."
It humiliates me,
now,
to see how angry I got over that;
and how scornful.
I said that the style was disgraceful;
that it was labored and tumultuous,
and in places violent,
that the treatment was involved and erratic,
and almost,
as a rule,
bewildering;
that
to lack of simplicity was added a lack of vocabulary;
that there was quite too much feeling shown;
that if I had a dog that would get so excited and incoherent over a tranquil subject like Encephalic Anatomy I would not pay his tax;
and at that point I got excited myself and spoke bitterly of these mongrel insanities,
and said a person might as well try
to understand Science and Health.
[I know,
now,
where the trouble was,
and am glad of the interruption that saved me from sending my verdict
to the university.
It makes me cold
to think what those people might have thought of me.--M.
T.] CHAPTER IV No one doubts--certainly not I--that the mind exercises a powerful influence over the body.
From the beginning of time,
the sorcerer,
the interpreter of dreams,
the fortune-teller,
the charlatan,
the quack,
the wild medicine-man,
the educated physician,
the mesmerist,
and the hypnotist have made use of the client's imagination
to help them in their work.
They have all recognized the potency and availability of that force.
Physicians cure many patients
with a bread pill;
they know that where the disease is only a fancy,
the patient's confidence in the doctor will make the bread pill effective.
Faith in the doctor.
Perhaps that is the entire thing.
It seems
to look like it.
In old times the King cured the king's evil by the touch of the royal hand.
He frequently made extraordinary cures.
Could his footman have done it?
No--not in his own clothes.
Disguised as the King,
could he have done it?
I think we may not doubt it.
I think we may feel sure that it was not the King's touch that made the cure in any instance,
but the patient's faith in the efficacy of a King's touch.
Genuine and remarkable cures have been achieved through contact
with the relics of a saint.
Is it not likely that any other bones would have done as well if the substitution had been concealed from the patient?
When I was a boy a farmer's wife who lived five miles from our village had great fame as a faith-doctor--that was what she called herself.
Sufferers came
to her from all around,
and she laid her hand upon them and said,
"Have faith-- it is all that is necessary,"
and they went away well of their ailments.
She was not a religious woman,
and pretended
to no occult powers.
She said that the patient's faith in her did the work.
Several times I saw her make immediate cures of severe toothaches.
My mother was the patient.
In Austria there is a peasant who drives a great trade in this sort of industry,
and has both the high and the low
for patients.
He gets into prison every now and then
for practising without a diploma,
but his business is as brisk as ever when he gets out,
for his work is unquestionably successful and keeps his reputation high.
In Bavaria there is a man who performed so many great cures that he had
to retire from his profession of stage-carpentering in order
to meet the demand of his constantly increasing body of customers.
He goes on from year
to year doing his miracles,
and has become very rich.
He pretends
to no religious helps,
no supernatural aids,
but thinks there is something in his make-up which inspires the confidence of his patients,
and that it is this confidence which does the work,
and not some mysterious power issuing from himself.
Within the last quarter of a century,
in America,
several sects of curers have appeared under various names and have done notable things in the way of healing ailments without the use of medicines.
There are the Mind Cure the Faith Cure,
the Prayer Cure,
the Mental Science Cure,
and the Christian-Science Cure;
and apparently they all do their miracles
with the same old,
powerful instrument--the patient's imagination.
Differing names,
but no difference in the process.
But they do not give that instrument the credit;
each sect claims that its way differs from the ways of the others.
They all achieve some cures,
there is no question about it;
and the Faith Cure and the Prayer Cure probably do no harm when they do no good,
since they do not forbid the patient
to help out the cure
with medicines if he wants to;
but the others bar medicines,
and claim ability
to cure every conceivable human ailment through the application of their mental forces alone.
There would seem
to be an element of danger here.
It has the look of claiming too much,
I think.
Public confidence would probably be increased if less were claimed.
The Christian Scientist was not able
to cure my stomach-ache and my cold;
but the horse-doctor did it.
This convinces me that Christian Science claims too much.
In my opinion it ought
to let diseases alone and confine itself
to surgery.
There it would have everything its own way.
The horse-doctor charged me thirty kreutzers,
and I paid him;
in fact,
I doubled it and gave him a shilling.
Mrs.Fuller brought in an itemized bill
for a crate of broken bones mended in two hundred and thirty-four places--one dollar per fracture.
"Nothing exists but Mind?"
"Nothing,"
she answered.
"All else is substanceless,
all else is imaginary."
I gave her an imaginary check,
and now she is suing me
for substantial dollars.
It looks inconsistent.
CHAPTER V Let us consider that we are all partially insane.
It will explain us
to each other;
it will unriddle many riddles;
it will make clear and simple many things which are involved in haunting and harassing difficulties and obscurities now.
Those of us who are not in the asylum,
and not demonstrably due there,
are nevertheless,
no doubt,
insane in one or two particulars.
I think we must admit this;
but I think that we are otherwise healthy-minded.
I think that when we all see one thing alike,
it is evidence that,
as regards that one thing,
our minds are perfectly sound.
Now there are really several things which we do all see alike;
things which we all accept,
and about which we do not dispute.
For instance,
we who are outside of the asylum all agree that water seeks its level;
that the sun gives light and heat;
that fire consumes;
that fog is damp;
that six times six are thirty-six,
that two from ten leaves eight;
that eight and seven are fifteen.
These are,
perhaps,
the only things we are agreed about;
but,
although they are so few,
they are of inestimable value,
because they make an infallible standard of sanity.
Whosoever accepts them him we know
to be substantially sane;
sufficiently sane;
in the working essentials,
sane.
Whoever disputes a single one of them him we know
to be wholly insane,
and qualified
for the asylum.
Very well,
the man who disputes none of them we concede
to be entitled
to go at large.
But that is concession enough.
We cannot go any further than that;
for we know that in all matters of mere opinion that same man is insane--just as insane as we are;
just as insane as Shakespeare was.
We know exactly where
to put our finger upon his insanity:
it is where his opinion differs from ours.
That is a simple rule,
and easy
to remember.
When I,
a thoughtful and unblessed Presbyterian,
examine the Koran,
I know that beyond any question every Mohammedan is insane;
not in all things,
but in religious matters.
When a thoughtful and unblessed Mohammedan examines the Westminster Catechism,
he knows that beyond any question I am spiritually insane.
I cannot prove
to him that he is insane,
because you never can prove anything
to a lunatic--for that is a part of his insanity and the evidence of it.
He cannot prove
to me that I am insane,
for my mind has the same defect that afflicts his.
All Democrats are insane,
but not one of them knows it;
none but the Republicans and Mugwumps know it.
All the Republicans are insane,
but only the Democrats and Mugwumps can perceive it.
The rule is perfect:
in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
When I look around me,
I am often troubled
to see how many people are mad.
To mention only a few:
The Atheist,
The Theosophists,
The Infidel,
The Swedenborgians,
The Agnostic,
The Shakers,
The Baptist,
The Millerites,
The Methodist,
The Mormons,
The Christian Scientist,
The Laurence Oliphant Harrisites,
The Catholic,
and the 115 Christian sects,
the Presbyterian excepted,
The Grand Lama's people,
The Monarchists,
The Imperialists,
The 72 Mohammedan sects,
The Democrats,
The Republicans
(but not the Mugwumps),
The Buddhist,
The Blavatsky-Buddhist,
The Mind-Curists,
The Faith-Curists,
The Nationalist,
The Mental Scientists,
The Confucian,
The Spiritualist,
The Allopaths,
The 2000 East Indian sects,
The Homeopaths,
The Electropaths,
The Peculiar People,
The---- But there's no end
to the list;
there are millions of them! And all insane;
each in his own way;
insane as
to his pet fad or opinion,
but otherwise sane and rational.
This should move us
to be charitable towards one another's lunacies.
I recognize that in his special belief the Christian Scientist is insane,
because he does not believe as I do;
but I hail him as my mate and fellow,
because I am as insane as he insane from his point of view,
and his point of view is as authoritative as mine and worth as much.
That is
to say,
worth a brass farthing.
Upon a great religious or political question,
the opinion of the dullest head in the world is worth the same as the opinion of the brightest head in the world--a brass farthing.
How do we arrive at this?
It is simple.
The affirmative opinion of a stupid man is neutralized by the negative opinion of his stupid neighbor no decision is reached;
the affirmative opinion of the intellectual giant Gladstone is neutralized by the negative opinion of the intellectual giant Newman--no decision is reached.
Opinions that prove nothing are,
of course,
without value any but a dead person knows that much.
This obliges us
to admit the truth of the unpalatable proposition just mentioned above --that,
in disputed matters political and religious,
one man's opinion is worth no more than his peer's,
and hence it followers that no man's opinion possesses any real value.
It is a humbling thought,
but there is no way
to get around it:
all opinions upon these great subjects are brass-farthing opinions.
It is a mere plain,
simple fact--as clear and as certain as that eight and seven make fifteen.
And by it we recognize that we are all insane,
as concerns those matters.
If we were sane,
we should all see a political or religious doctrine alike;
there would be no dispute:
it would be a case of eight and seven--just as it is in heaven,
where all are sane and none insane.
There there is but one religion,
one belief;
the harmony is perfect;
there is never a discordant note.
Under protection of these preliminaries,
I suppose I may now repeat without offence that the Christian Scientist is insane.
I mean him no discourtesy,
and I am not charging--nor even imagining--that he is insaner than the rest of the human race.
I think he is more picturesquely insane than some of us.
At the same time,
I am quite sure that in one important and splendid particular he is much saner than is the vast bulk of the race.
Why is he insane?
I told you before:
it is because his opinions are not ours.
I know of no other reason,
and I do not need any other;
it is the only way we have of discovering insanity when it is not violent.
It is merely the picturesqueness of his insanity that makes it more interesting than my kind or yours.
For instance,
consider his
"little book";
the
"little book"
exposed in the sky eighteen centuries ago by the flaming angel of the Apocalypse,
and handed down in our day
to Mrs. Mary Baker G.
Eddy,
of New Hampshire,
and translated by her,
word
for word,
into English
(with help of a polisher),
and now published and distributed in hundreds of editions by her at a clear profit per volume,
above cost,
of seven hundred per cent.!--a profit which distinctly belongs
to the angel of the Apocalypse,
and let him collect it if he can;
a
"little book"
which the C.S.
very frequently calls by just that name,
and always enclosed in quotation-marks
to keep its high origin exultantly in mind;
a
"little book"
which
"explains"
and reconstructs and new-paints and decorates the Bible,
and puts a mansard roof on it and a lightning-rod and all the other modern improvements;
a
"little book"
which
for the present affects
to travel in yoke
with the Bible and be friendly
to it,
and within half a century will hitch the Bible in the rear and thenceforth travel tandem,
itself in the lead,
in the coming great march of Christian Scientism through the Protestant dominions of the planet.
CHAPTER VI
"Hungry ones throng
to hear the Bible read in connection
with the text- book of Christian Science,
Science and Health,
with Key
to the Scriptures,
by Mary Baker G.
Eddy.
These are our only preachers.
They are the word of God.
"Christian Science Journal",
October,
1898.
Is that picturesque?
A lady has told me that in a chapel of the Mosque in Boston there is a picture or image of Mrs. Eddy,
and that before it burns a never-extinguished light.
Is that picturesque?
How long do you think it will be before the Christian Scientist will be worshipping that picture or image and praying
to it?
How long do you think it will be before it is claimed that Mrs. Eddy is a Redeemer,
a Christ,
and Christ's equal?
Already her army of disciples speak of her reverently as
"Our Mother."
How long will it be before they place her on the steps of the Throne beside the Virgin--and,
later,
a step higher?
First,
Mary the Virgin and Mary the Matron;
later,
with a change of precedence,
Mary the Matron and Mary the Virgin.
Let the artist get ready
with his canvas and his brushes;
the new Renaissance is on its way,
and there will be money in altar-canvases--a thousand times as much as the Popes and their Church ever spent on the Old Masters;
for their riches were poverty as compared
with what is going
to pour into the treasure-chest of the Christian- Scientist Papacy by-and-by,
let us not doubt it.
We will examine the financial outlook presently and see what it promises.
A favorite subject of the new Old Master will be the first verse of the twelfth chapter of Revelation--a verse which Mrs. Eddy says
(in her Annex
to the Scriptures)
has
"one distinctive feature which has special reference
to the present age"--and
to her,
as is rather pointedly indicated:
"And there appeared a great wonder in heaven;
a woman clothed
with the sun,
and the moon under her feet,"
etc.
The woman clothed
with the sun will be a portrait of Mrs. Eddy.
Is it insanity
to believe that Christian Scientism is destined
to make the most formidable show that any new religion has made in the world since the birth and spread of Mobammedanism,
and that within a century from now it may stand second
to Rome only,
in numbers and power in Christendom?
If this is a wild dream it will not be easy
to prove it so just yet,
I think.
There seems argument that it may come true.
The Christian- Science
"boom,"
proper,
is not yet five years old;
yet already it has two hundred and fifty churches.
It has its start,
you see,
and it is a phenomenally good one.
Moreover,
it is latterly spreading
with a constantly accelerating swiftness.
It has a better chance
to grow and prosper and achieve permanency than any other existing
"ism";
for it has more
to offer than any other.
The past teaches us that in order
to succeed,
a movement like this must not be a mere philosophy,
it must be a religion;
also,
that it must not claim entire originality,
but content itself
with passing
for an improvement on an existing religion,
and show its hand later,
when strong and prosperous--like Mohammedanism.
Next,
there must be money--and plenty of it.
Next,
the power and authority and capital must be concentrated in the grip of a small and irresponsible clique,
with nobody outside privileged
to ask questions or find fault.
Next,
as before remarked,
it must bait its hook
with some new and attractive advantages over the baits offered by its competitors.
A new movement equipped
with some of these endowments--like spiritualism,
for instance may count upon a considerable success;
a new movement equipped
with the bulk of them--like Mohammedanism,
for instance-- may count upon a widely extended conquest.
Mormonism had all the requisites but one it had nothing new and nothing valuable
to bait with.
Spiritualism lacked the important detail of concentration of money and authority in the hands of an irresponsible clique.
The above equipment is excellent,
admirable,
powerful,
but not perfect.
There is yet another detail which is worth the whole of it put together and more;
a detail which has never been joined
(in the beginning of a religious movement)
to a supremely good working equipment since the world began,
until now:
a new personage
to worship.
Christianity had the Saviour,
but at first and
for generations it lacked money and concentrated power.
In Mrs. Eddy,
Christian Science possesses the new personage
for worship,
and in addition--here in the very beginning--a working equipment that has not a flaw in it.
In the beginning,
Mohammedanism had no money;
and it has never had anything
to offer its client but heaven-- nothing here below that was valuable.
In addition
to heaven hereafter,
Christian Science has present health and a cheerful spirit
to offer;
and in comparison
with this bribe all other this-world bribes are poor and cheap.
You recognize that this estimate is admissible,
do you not?
To whom does Bellamy's
"Nationalism"
appeal?
Necessarily
to the few:
people who read and dream,
and are compassionate,
and troubled
for the poor and the hard-driven.
To whom does Spiritualism appeal?
Necessarily
to the few;
its
"boom"
has lasted
for half a century,
and I believe it claims short of four millions of adherents in America.
Who are attracted by Swedenborgianism and some of the other fine and delicate
"isms"?
The few again:
educated people,
sensitively organized,
with superior mental endowments,
who seek lofty planes of thought and find their contentment there.
And who are attracted by Christian Science?
There is no limit;
its field is horizonless;
its appeal is as universal as is the appeal of Christianity itself.
It appeals
to the rich,
the poor,
the high,
the low,
the cultured,
the ignorant,
the gifted,
the stupid,
the modest,
the vain,
the wise,
the silly,
the soldier,
the civilian,
the hero,
the coward,
the idler,
the worker,
the godly,
the godless,
the freeman,
the slave,
the adult,
the child;
they who are ailing in body or mind,
they who have friends that are ailing in body or mind.
To mass it in a phrase,
its clientage is the Human Race.
Will it march?
I think so.
Remember its principal great offer:
to rid the Race of pain and disease.
Can it do so?
In large measure,
yes.
How much of the pain and disease in the world is created by the imaginations of the sufferers,
and then kept alive by those same imaginations?
Four-fifths?
Not anything short of that,
I should think.
Can Christian Science banish that four-fifths ?
I think so.
Can any other
(organized)
force do it?
None that I know of.
Would this be a new world when that was accomplished?
And a pleasanter one--for us well people,
as well as
for those fussy and fretting sick ones?
Would it seem as if there was not as much gloomy weather as there used
to be?
I think so.
In the mean time,
would the Scientist kill off a good many patients?
I think so.
More than get killed off now by the legalized methods ?
I will take up that question presently.
At present,
I wish
to ask you
to examine some of the Scientist's performances,
as registered in his magazine,
The Christian Science Journal --October number,
1898.
First,
a Baptist clergyman gives us this true picture of
"the average orthodox Christian"--and he could have added that it is a true picture of the average
(civilized)
human being:
"He is a worried and fretted and fearful man;
afraid of himself and his propensities,
afraid of colds and fevers,
afraid of treading on serpents or drinking deadly things."
Then he gives us this contrast:
"The average Christian Scientist has put all anxiety and fretting under his feet.
He does have a victory over fear and care that is not achieved by the average orthodox Christian."
He has put all anxiety and fretting under his feet.
What proportion of your earnings or income would you be willing
to pay
for that frame of mind,
year in,
year out?
It really outvalues any price that can be put upon it.
Where can you purchase it,
at any outlay of any sort,
in any Church or out of it,
except the Scientist's?
Well,
it is the anxiety and fretting about colds,
and fevers,
and draughts,
and getting our feet wet,
and about forbidden food eaten in terror of indigestion,
that brings on the cold and the fever and the indigestion and the most of our other ailments;
and so,
if the Science can banish that anxiety from the world I think it can reduce the world's disease and pain about four-fifths.
In this October number many of the redeemed testify and give thanks;
and not coldly,
but
with passionate gratitude.
As a rule they seem drunk
with health,
and
with the surprise of it,
the wonder of it,
the unspeakable glory and splendor of it,
after a long,
sober spell spent in inventing imaginary diseases and concreting them
with doctor-stuff.
The first witness testifies that when
"this most beautiful Truth first dawned on him"
he had
"nearly all the ills that flesh is heir to";
that those he did not have he thought he had --and this made the tale about complete.
What was the natural result?
Why,
he was a dump-pit
"for all the doctors,
druggists,
and patent medicines of the country."
Christian Science came
to his help,
and
"the old sick conditions passed away,"
and along
with them the
"dismal forebodings"
which he had been accustomed
to employ in conjuring up ailments.
And so he was a healthy and cheerful man,
now,
and astonished.
But I am not astonished,
for from other sources I know what must have been his method of applying Christian Science.
If I am in the right,
he watchfully and diligently diverted his mind from unhealthy channels and compelled it
to travel in healthy ones.
Nothing contrivable by human invention could be more formidably effective than that,
in banishing imaginary ailments and in closing the entrances against sub-sequent applicants of their breed.
I think his method was
to keep saying,
"I am well! I am sound!--sound and well! well and sound! Perfectly sound,
perfectly well! I have no pain;
there's no such thing as pain! I have no disease;
there's no such thing as disease! Nothing is real but Mind;
all is Mind,
All-Good Good-Good,
Life,
Soul,
Liver,
Bones,
one of a series,
ante and pass the buck!"
I do not mean that that was exactly the formula used,
but that it doubtless contains the spirit of it.
The Scientist would attach value
to the exact formula,
no doubt,
and
to the religious spirit in which it was used.
I should think that any formula that would divert the mind from unwholesome channels and force it into healthy ones would answer every purpose
with some people,
though not
with all.
I think it most likely that a very religious man would find the addition of the religious spirit a powerful reinforcement in his case.
The second witness testifies that the Science banished
"an old organic trouble,"
which the doctor and the surgeon had been nursing
with drugs and the knife
for seven years.
He calls it his
"claim."
A surface-miner would think it was not his claim at all,
but the property of the doctor and his pal the surgeon--for he would be misled by that word,
which is Christian-Science slang for
"ailment."
The Christian Scientist has no ailment;
to him there is no such thing,
and he will not use the hateful word.
All that happens
to him is that upon his attention an imaginary disturbance sometimes obtrudes itself which claims
to be an ailment but isn't.
This witness offers testimony
for a clergyman seventy years old who had preached forty years in a Christian church,
and has now gone over
to the new sect.
He was
"almost blind and deaf."
He was treated by the C.
S.
method,
and
"when he heard the voice of Truth he saw spiritually."
Saw spiritually?
It is a little indefinite;
they had better treat him again.
Indefinite testimonies might properly be waste-basketed,
since there is evidently no lack of definite ones procurable;
but this C.
S.
magazine is poorly edited,
and so mistakes of this kind must be expected.
The next witness is a soldier of the Civil War.
When Christian Science found him,
he had in stock the following claims :
Indigestion,
Rheumatism,
Catarrh,
Chalky deposits in Shoulder-joints,
Arm-joints,
Hand-joints,
Insomnia,
Atrophy of the muscles of Arms.
Shoulders,
Stiffness of all those joints,
Excruciating pains most of the time.
These claims have a very substantial sound.
They came of exposure in the campaigns.
The doctors did all they could,
but it was little.
Prayers were tried,
but
"I never realized any physical relief from that source."
After thirty years of torture,
he went
to a Christian Scientist and took an hour's treatment and went home painless.
Two days later,
he
"began
to eat like a well man."
Then
"the claims vanished--some at once,
others more gradually";
finally,
"they have almost entirely disappeared."
And-- a thing which is of still greater value--he is now
"contented and happy."
That is a detail which,
as earlier remarked,
is a Scientist-Church specialty.
And,
indeed,
one may go further and assert
with little or no exaggeration that it is a Christian-Science monopoly.
With thirty-one years'
effort,
the Methodist Church had not succeeded in furnishing it
to this harassed soldier.
And so the tale goes on.
Witness after witness bulletins his claims,
declares their prompt abolishment,
and gives Mrs. Eddy's Discovery the praise.
Milk-leg is cured;
nervous prostration is cured;
consumption is cured;
and St. Vitus's dance is made a pastime.
Even without a fiddle.
And now and then an interesting new addition
to the Science slang appears on the page.
We have
"demonstrations over chilblains"
and such things.
It seems
to be a curtailed way of saying
"demonstrations of the power of Christian-Science Truth over the fiction which masquerades under the name of Chilblains."
The children,
as well as the adults,
share in the blessings of the Science.
"Through the study of the
'little book'
they are learning how
to be healthful,
peaceful,
and wise."
Sometimes they are cured of their little claims by the professional healer,
and sometimes more advanced children say over the formula and cure themselves.
A little Far-Western girl of nine,
equipped
with an adult vocabulary,
states her age and says,
"I thought I would write a demonstration
to you."
She had a claim,
derived from getting flung over a pony's head and landed on a rockpile.
She saved herself from disaster by remembering
to say
"God is All"
while she was in the air.
I couldn't have done it.
I shouldn't even have thought of it.
I should have been too excited.
Nothing but Christian Science could have enabled that child
to do that calm and thoughtful and judicious thing in those circumstances.
She came down on her head,
and by all the rules she should have broken it;
but the intervention of the formula prevented that,
so the only claim resulting was a blackened eye.
Monday morning it was still swollen and shut.
At school
"it hurt pretty badly--that is,
it seemed to."
So
"I was excused,
and went down
to the basement and said,
'Now I am depending on mamma instead of God,
and I will depend on God instead of mamma.'
"
No doubt this would have answered;
but,
to make sure,
she added Mrs. Eddy
to the team and recited
"the Scientific Statement of Being,"
which is one of the principal incantations,
I judge.
Then
"I felt my eye opening."
Why,
dear,
it would have opened an oyster.
I think it is one of the touchingest things in child-history,
that pious little rat down cellar pumping away at the Scientific Statement of Being.
There is a page about another good child--little Gordon.
Little Gordon
"came into the world without the assistance of surgery or anaesthetics."
He was a
"demonstration."
A painless one;
therefore,
his coming evoked
"joy and thankfulness
to God and the Discoverer of Christian Science."
It is a noticeable feature of this literature--the so frequent linking together of the Two Beings in an equal bond;
also of Their Two Bibles.
When little Gordon was two years old,
"he was playing horse on the bed,
where I had left my
'little book.'
I noticed him stop in his play,
take the book carefully in his little hands,
kiss it softly,
then look about
for the highest place of safety his arms could reach,
and put it there."
This pious act filled the mother
"with such a train of thought as I had never experienced before.
I thought of the sweet mother of long ago who kept things in her heart,"
etc.
It is a bold comparison;
however,
unconscious profanations are about as common in the mouths of the lay member ship of the new Church as are frank and open ones in the mouths of its consecrated chiefs.
Some days later,
the family library--Christian-Science books--was lying in a deep-seated window.
This was another chance
for the holy child
to show off.
He left his play and went there and pushed all the books
to one side,
except the Annex
"It he took in both hands,
slowly raised it
to his lips,
then removed it carefully,
and seated himself in the window."
It had seemed
to the mother too wonderful
to be true,
that first time;
but now she was convinced that
"neither imagination nor accident had anything
to do
with it."
Later,
little Gordon let the author of his being see him do it.
After that he did it frequently;
probably every time anybody was looking.
I would rather have that child than a chromo.
If this tale has any object,
it is
to intimate that the inspired book was supernaturally able
to convey a sense of its sacred and awful character
to this innocent little creature,
without the intervention of outside aids.
The magazine is not edited
with high-priced discretion.
The editor has a
"claim,"
and he ought
to get it treated.
Among other witnesses there is one who had a
"jumping toothache,"
which several times tempted her to
"believe that there was sensation in matter,
but each time it was overcome by the power of Truth."
She would not allow the dentist
to use cocaine,
but sat there and let him punch and drill and split and crush the tooth,
and tear and slash its ulcerations,
and pull out the nerve,
and dig out fragments of bone;
and she wouldn't once confess that it hurt.
And
to this day she thinks it didn't,
and I have not a doubt that she is nine-tenths right,
and that her Christian- Science faith did her better service than she could have gotten out of cocaine.
There is an account of a boy who got broken all up into small bits by an accident,
but said over the Scientific Statement of Being,
or some of the other incantations,
and got well and sound without having suffered any real pain and without the intrusion of a surgeon.
Also,
there is an account of the restoration
to perfect health,
in a single night,
of a fatally injured horse,
by the application of Christian Science.
I can stand a good deal,
but I recognize that the ice is getting thin,
here.
That horse had as many as fifty claims;
how could he demonstrate over them?
Could he do the All-Good,
Good-Good,
Good- Gracious,
Liver,
Bones,
Truth,
All down but Nine,
Set them up on the Other Alley?
Could he intone the Scientific Statement of Being?
Now,
could he?
Wouldn't it give him a relapse?
Let us draw the line at horses.
Horses and furniture.
There is plenty of other testimonies in the magazine,
but these quoted samples will answer.
They show the kind of trade the Science is driving.
Now we come back
to the question,
Does the Science kill a patient here and there and now and then?
We must concede it.
Does it compensate
for this?
I am persuaded that it can make a plausible showing in that direction.
For instance:
when it lays its hand upon a soldier who has suffered thirty years of helpless torture and makes him whole in body and mind,
what is the actual sum of that achievement?
This,.I think:
that it has restored
to life a subject who had essentially died ten deaths a year
for thirty years,
and each of them a long and painful one.
But
for its interference that man in the three years which have since elapsed,
would have essentially died thirty times more.
There are thousands of young people in the land who are now ready
to enter upon a life-long death similar
to that man's.
Every time the Science captures one of these and secures
to him life-long immunity from imagination-manufactured disease,
it may plausibly claim that in his person it has saved three hundred lives.
Meantime,
it will kill a man every now and then.
But no matter,
it will still be ahead on the credit side.
[NOTE.--I have received several letters
(two from educated and ostensibly intelligent persons),
which contained,
in substance,
this protest:
"I don't object
to men and women chancing their lives
with these people,
but it is a burning shame that the law should allow them
to trust their helpless little children in their deadly hands.
"Isn't it touching?
Isn't it deep?
Isn't it modest?
It is as if the person said:
"I know that
to a parent his child is the core of his heart,
the apple of his eye,
a possession so dear,
so precious that he will trust its life in no hands but those which he believes,
with all his soul,
to be the very best and the very safest,
but it is a burning shame that the law does not require him
to come
to me
to ask what kind of healer I will allow him
to call."
The public is merely a multiplied
"me."
--M.T.] CHAPTER VII
"We consciously declare that Science and Health,
with Key
to the Scriptures,
was foretold,
as well as its author,
Mary Baker Eddy,
in Revelation x.
She is the
'mighty angel,'
or God's highest thought
to this age
(verse 1),
giving us the spiritual interpretation of the Bible in the
'little book open'
(verse 2).
Thus we prove that Christian Science is the second coming of Christ-Truth-Spirit."
--Lecture by Dr. George Tomkins,
D.D.
C.S.
There you have it in plain speech.
She is the mighty angel;
she is the divinely and officially sent bearer of God's highest thought.
For the present,
she brings the Second Advent.
We must expect that before she has been in her grave fifty years she will be regarded by her following as having been herself the Second Advent.
She is already worshiped,
and we must expect this feeling
to spread,
territorially,
and also
to deepen in intensity.
Particularly after her death;
for then,
as any one can foresee,
Eddy- Worship will be taught in the Sunday-schools and pulpits of the cult.
Already whatever she puts her trade-mark on,
though it be only a memorial-spoon,
is holy and is eagerly and gratefully bought by the disciple,
and becomes a fetish in his house.
I say bought,
for the Boston Christian-Science Trust gives nothing away;
everything it has is
for sale.
And the terms are cash;
and not only cash,
but cash in advance.
Its god is Mrs. Eddy first,
then the Dollar.
Not a spiritual Dollar,
but a real one.
From end
to end of the Christian Science literature not a single
(material)
thing in the world is conceded
to be real,
except the Dollar.
But all through and through its advertisements that reality is eagerly and persistently recognized.
The Dollar is hunted down in all sorts of ways;
the Christian-Science Mother-Church and Bargain-Counter in Boston peddles all kinds of spiritual wares
to the faithful,
and always on the one condition--cash,
cash in advance.
The Angel of the Apocalypse could not go there and get a copy of his own pirated book on credit.
Many,
many precious Christian- Science things are
to be had there
for cash:
Bible Lessons;
Church Manual;
C.
S.
Hymnal;
History of the building of the Mother-Church;
lot of Sermons;
Communion Hymn,
"Saw Ye My Saviour,"
by Mrs. Eddy,
half a dollar a copy,
"words used by special permission of Mrs. Eddy."
Also we have Mrs. Eddy's and the Angel's little Blue-Annex in eight styles of binding at eight kinds of war-prices;
among these a sweet thing in
"levant,
divinity circuit,
leather lined
to edge,
round corners,
gold edge,
silk sewed,
each,
prepaid,
$6,"
and if you take a million you get them a shilling cheaper --that is
to say,
"prepaid,
$5.75."
Also we have Mrs. Eddy's Miscellaneous Writings,
at
'andsome big prices,
the divinity- circuit style heading the exertions,
shilling discount where you take an edition Next comes Christ and Christmas,
by the fertile Mrs. Eddy--a poem--would God I could see it! --price $3,
cash in advance.
Then follow five more books by Mrs. Eddy,
at highwayman's rates,
some of them in
"leatherette covers,"
some of them in
"pebble cloth,"
with divinity- circuit,
compensation-balance,
twin-screw,
and the other modern improvements;
and at the same bargain-counter can be had The Christian Science Journal.
Christian-Science literary discharges are a monopoly of the Mother-Church Headquarters Factory in Boston;
none genuine without the trade-mark of the Trust.
You must apply there and not elsewhere.
One hundred dollars
for it.
And I have a case among my statistics where the student had a three weeks'
course and paid three hundred
for it.
The Trust does love the Dollar,
when it isn't a spiritual one.
In order
to force the sale of Mrs Eddy's Bible-Annex,
no healer,
Metaphysical-College-bred or other,
is allowed
to practice the game unless he possesses a copy of that book.
That means a large and constantly augmenting income
for the Trust.
No C.S.
family would consider itself loyal or pious or pain-proof without an Annex or two in the house.
That means an income
for the Trust,
in the near future,
of millions;
not thousands-millions a year.
No member,
young or old,
of a branch Christian-Scientist church can acquire and retain membership in the Mother-Church unless he pay
"capitation tax"
(of
"not less than a dollar,"
say the By-Laws)
to the Boston Trust every year.
That means an income
for the Trust,
in the near future,
of--let us venture
to say--millions more per year.
It is a reasonably safe guess that in America in 1920 there will be ten million Christian Scientists,
and three millions in Great Britain;
that these figures will be trebled in 1930;
that in America in 1920 the Christian Scientists will be a political force,
in 1930 politically formidable,
and in 1940 the governing power in the Republic--to remain that,
permanently.
And I think it a reasonable guess that the Trust
(which is already in our day pretty brusque in its ways)
will then be the most insolent and unscrupulous and tyrannical politico-religious master that has dominated a people since the palmy days of the Inquisition.
And a stronger master than the strongest of bygone times,
because this one will have a financial strength not dreamed of by any predecessor;
as effective a concentration of irresponsible power as any predecessor has had;
in the railway,
the telegraph,
and the subsidized newspaper,
better facilities
for watching and managing his empire than any predecessor has had;
and,
after a generation or two,
he will probably divide Christendom
with the Catholic Church.
The Roman Church has a perfect organization,
and it has an effective centralization of power--but not of its cash.
Its multitude of Bishops are rich,
but their riches remain in large measure in their own hands.
They collect from two hundred millions of people,
but they keep the bulk of the result at home.
The Boston Pope of by-and-by will draw his dollar-a-head capitation-tax from three hundred millions of the human race,
and the Annex and the rest of his book-shop stock will fetch in as much more;
and his Metaphysical Colleges,
the annual Pilgrimage
to Mrs. Eddy's tomb,
from all over the world-admission,
the Christian-Science Dollar
(payable in advance)-- purchases of consecrated glass beads,
candles,
memorial spoons,
aureoled chrome-portraits and bogus autographs of Mrs. Eddy;
cash offerings at her shrine no crutches of cured cripples received,
and no imitations of miraculously restored broken legs and necks allowed
to be hung up except when made out of the Holy Metal and proved by fire-assay;
cash
for miracles worked at the tomb:
these money- sources,
with a thousand
to be yet invented and ambushed upon the devotee,
will bring the annual increment well up above a billion.
And nobody but the Trust will have the handling of it.
In that day,
the Trust will monopolize the manufacture and sale of the Old and New Testaments as well as the Annex,
and raise their price
to Annex rates,
and compel the devotee
to buy
(for even to-day a healer has
to have the Annex and the Scriptures or he is not allowed
to work the game),
and that will bring several hundred million dollars more.
In those days,
the Trust will have an income approaching five million dollars a day,
and no expenses
to be taken out of it;
no taxes
to pay,
and no charities
to support.
That last detail should not be lightly passed over by the reader;
it is well entitled
to attention.
No charities
to support.
No,
nor even
to contribute to.
One searches in vain the Trust's advertisements and the utterances of its organs
for any suggestion that it spends a penny on orphans,
widows,
discharged prisoners,
hospitals,
ragged schools,
night missions,
city missions,
libraries,
old people's homes,
or any other object that appeals
to a human being's purse through his heart.
I have hunted,
hunted,
and hunted,
by correspondence and otherwise,
and have not yet got upon the track of a farthing that the Trust has spent upon any worthy object.
Nothing makes a Scientist so uncomfortable as
to ask him if he knows of a case where Christian Science has spent money on a benevolence,
either among its own adherents or elsewhere.
He is obliged
to say
"No"
And then one discovers that the person questioned has been asked the question many times before,
and that it is getting
to be a sore subject
with him.
Why a sore subject?
Because he has written his chiefs and asked
with high confidence
for an answer that will confound these questioners--and the chiefs did not reply.
He has written again,
and then again--not
with confidence,
but humbly,
now--and has begged
for defensive ammunition in the voice of supplication.
A reply does at last come
to this effect:
"We must have faith in Our Mother,
and rest content in the conviction that whatever She does
with the money it is in accordance
with orders from Heaven,
for She does no act of any kind without first
'demonstrating over'
it."
That settles it--as far as the disciple is concerned.
His mind is satisfied
with that answer;
he gets down his Annex and does an incantation or two,
and that mesmerizes his spirit and puts that
to sleep--brings it peace.
Peace and comfort and joy,
until some inquirer punctures the old sore again.
Through friends in America I asked some questions,
and in some cases got definite and informing answers;
in other cases the answers were not definite and not valuable.
To the question,
"Does any of the money go
to charities?"
the answer from an authoritative source was:
"No,
not in the sense usually conveyed by this word."
(The italics are mine.)
That answer is cautious.
But definite,
I think--utterly and unassailably definite--although quite Christian-Scientifically foggy in its phrasing.
Christian-Science testimony is generally foggy,
generally diffuse,
generally garrulous.
The writer was aware that the first word in his phrase answered the question which I was asking,
but he could not help adding nine dark words.
Meaningless ones,
unless explained by him.
It is quite likely,
as intimated by him,
that Christian Science has invented a new class of objects
to apply the word
"charity"
to,
but without an explanation we cannot know what they are.
We quite easily and naturally and confidently guess that they are in all cases objects which will return five hundred per cent.
on the Trust's investment in them,
but guessing is not knowledge;
it is merely,
in this case,
a sort of nine- tenths certainty deducible from what we think we know of the Trust's trade principles and its sly and furtive and shifty ways.
Sly?
Deep?
Judicious?
The Trust understands its business.
The Trust does not give itself away.
It defeats all the attempts of us impertinents
to get at its trade secrets.
To this day,
after all our diligence,
we have not been able
to get it
to confess what it does
with the money.
It does not even let its own disciples find out.
All it says is,
that the matter has been
"demonstrated over."
Now and then a lay Scientist says,
with a grateful exultation,
that Mrs. Eddy is enormously rich,
but he stops there;
as
to whether any of the money goes
to other charities or not,
he is obliged
to admit that he does not know.
However,
the Trust is composed of human beings;
and this justifies the conjecture that if it had a charity on its list which it was proud of,
we should soon hear of it.
"Without money and without price."
Those used
to be the terms.
Mrs.Eddy's Annex cancels them.
The motto of Christian Science is,
"The laborer is worthy of his hire."
And now that it has been
"demonstrated over,"
we find its spiritual meaning
to be,
"Do anything and everything your hand may find
to do;
and charge cash
for it,
and collect the money in advance."
The Scientist has on his tongue's end a cut-and-dried,
Boston-supplied set of rather lean arguments,
whose function is
to show that it is a Heaven-commanded duty
to do this,
and that the croupiers of the game have no choice but
to obey.
The Trust seems
to be a reincarnation.
Exodus xxxii.
4.
I have no reverence
for the Trust,
but I am not lacking in reverence
for the sincerities of the lay membership of the new Church.
There is every evidence that the lay members are entirely sincere in their faith,
and I think sincerity is always entitled
to honor and respect,
let the inspiration of the sincerity be what it may.
Zeal and sincerity can carry a new religion further than any other missionary except fire and sword,
and I believe that the new religion will conquer the half of Christendom in a hundred years.
I am not intending this as a compliment
to the human race;
I am merely stating an opinion.
And yet I think that perhaps it is a compliment
to the race.
I keep in mind that saying of an orthodox preacher--quoted further back.
He conceded that this new Christianity frees its possessor's life from frets,
fears,
vexations,
bitterness,
and all sorts of imagination-propagated maladies and pains,
and fills his world
with sunshine and his heart
with gladness.
If Christian Science,
with this stupendous equipment--and final salvation added--cannot win half the Christian globe,
I must be badly mistaken in the make-up of the human race.
I think the Trust will be handed down like Me other Papacy,
and will always know how
to handle its limitless cash.
It will press the button;
the zeal,
the energy,
the sincerity,
the enthusiasm of its countless vassals will do the rest.
CHAPTER VIII The power which a man's imagination has over his body
to heal it or make it sick is a force which none of us is born without.
The first man had it,
the last one will possess it.
If left
to himself,
a man is most likely
to use only the mischievous half of the force--the half which invents imaginary ailments
for him and cultivates them;
and if he is one of these--very wise people,
he is quite likely
to scoff at the beneficent half of the force and deny its existence.
And so,
to heal or help that man,
two imaginations are required:
his own and some outsider's.
The outsider,
B,
must imagine that his incantations are the healing-power that is curing A,
and A must imagine that this is so.
I think it is not so,
at all;
but no matter,
the cure is effected,
and that is the main thing.
The outsider's work is unquestionably valuable;
so valuable that it may fairly be likened
to the essential work performed by the engineer when he handles the throttle and turns on the steam;
the actual power is lodged exclusively in the engine,
but if the engine were left alone it would never start of itself.
Whether the engineer be named Jim,
or Bob,
or Tom,
it is all one--his services are necessary,
and he is entitled
to such wage as he can get you
to pay.
Whether he be named Christian Scientist,
or Mental Scientist,
or Mind Curist,
or King's-Evil Expert,
or Hypnotist,
it is all one;
he is merely the Engineer;
he simply turns on the same old steam and the engine does the whole work.
The Christian-Scientist engineer drives exactly the same trade as the other engineers,
yet he out-prospers the whole of them put together.
Is it because he has captured the takingest name?
I think that that is only a small part of it.
I think that the secret of his high prosperity lies elsewhere.
The Christian Scientist has organized the business.
Now that was certainly a gigantic idea.
Electricity,
in limitless volume,
has existed in the air and the rocks and the earth and everywhere since time began-- and was going
to waste all the while.
In our time we have organized that scattered and wandering force and set it
to work,
and backed the business
with capital,
and concentrated it in few and competent hands,
and the results are as we see.
The Christian Scientist has taken a force which has been lying idle in every member of the human race since time began,
and has organized it,
and backed the business
with capital,
and concentrated it at Boston headquarters in the hands of a small and very competent Trust,
and there are results.
Therein lies the promise that this monopoly is going
to extend its commerce wide in the earth.
I think that if the business were conducted in the loose and disconnected fashion customary
with such things,
it would achieve but little more than the modest prosperity usually secured by unorganized great moral and commercial ventures;
but I believe that so long as this one remains compactly organized and closely concentrated in a Trust,
the spread of its dominion will continue.
CHAPTER IX Four years ago I wrote the preceding chapters.
I was assured by the wise that Christian Science was a fleeting craze and would soon perish.
This prompt and all-competent stripe of prophet is always
to be had in the market at ground-floor rates.
He does not stop
to load,
or consider,
or take aim,
but lets fly just as he stands.
Facts are nothing
to him,
he has no use
for such things;
he works wholly by inspiration.
And so,
when he is asked why he considers a new movement a passing fad and quickly perishable,
he finds himself unprepared
with a reason and is more or less embarrassed.
For a moment.
Only
for a moment.
Then he waylays the first spectre of a reason that goes flitting through the desert places of his mind,
and is at once serene again and ready
for conflict.
Serene and confident.
Yet he should not be so,
since he has had no chance
to examine his catch,
and cannot know whether it is going
to help his contention or damage it.
The impromptu reason furnished by the early prophets of whom I have spoken was this:
"There is nothing
to Christian Science;
there is nothing about it that appeals
to the intellect;
its market will be restricted
to the unintelligent,
the mentally inferior,
the people who do not think."
They called that a reason why the cult would not flourish and endure.
It seems the equivalent of saying:
"There is no money in tinware;
there is nothing about it that appeals
to the rich;
its market will be restricted
to the poor."
It is like bringing forward the best reason in the world why Christian Science should flourish and live,
and then blandly offering it as a reason why it should sicken and die.
That reason was furnished me by the complacent and unfrightened prophets four years ago,
and it has been furnished me again to-day.
If conversions
to new religions or
to old ones were in any considerable degree achieved through the intellect,
the aforesaid reason would be sound and sufficient,
no doubt;
the inquirer into Christian Science might go away unconvinced and unconverted.
But we all know that conversions are seldom made in that way;
that such a thing as a serious and painstaking and fairly competent inquiry into the claims of a religion or of a political dogma is a rare occurrence;
and that the vast mass of men and women are far from being capable of making such an examination.
They are not capable,
for the reason that their minds,
howsoever good they may be,
are not trained
for such examinations.
The mind not trained
for that work is no more competent
to do it than are lawyers and farmers competent
to make successful clothes without learning the tailor's trade.
There are seventy-five million men and women among us who do not know how
to cut out and make a dress-suit,
and they would not think of trying;
yet they all think they can competently think out a political or religious scheme without any apprenticeship
to the business,
and many of them believe they have actually worked that miracle.
But,
indeed,
the truth is,
almost all the men and women of our nation or of any other get their religion and their politics where they get their astronomy--entirely at second hand.
Being untrained,
they are no more able
to intelligently examine a dogma or a policy than they are
to calculate an eclipse.
Men are usually competent thinkers along the lines of their specialized training only.
Within these limits alone are their opinions and judgments valuable;
outside of these limits they grope and are lost-- usually without knowing it.
In a church assemblage of five hundred persons,
there will be a man or two whose trained minds can seize upon each detail of a great manufacturing scheme and recognize its value or its lack of value promptly;
and can pass the details in intelligent review,
section by section,
and finally as a whole,
and then deliver a verdict upon the scheme which cannot be flippantly set aside nor easily answered.
And there will be one or two other men there who can do the same thing
with a great and complicated educational project;
and one or two others who can do the like
with a large scheme
for applying electricity in a new and unheard-of way;
and one or two others who can do it
with a showy scheme
for revolutionizing the scientific world's accepted notions regarding geology.
And so on,
and so on.
But the manufacturing experts will not be competent
to examine the educational scheme intelligently,
and their opinion about it would not be valuable;
neither of these two groups will be able
to understand and pass upon the electrical scheme;
none of these three batches of experts will be able
to understand and pass upon the geological revolution;
and probably not one man in the entire lot will be competent
to examine,
capably,
the intricacies of a political or religious scheme,
new or old,
and deliver a judgment upon it which any one need regard as precious.
There you have the top crust.
There will be four hundred and seventy- five men and women present who can draw upon their training and deliver incontrovertible judgments concerning cheese,
and leather,
and cattle,
and hardware,
and soap,
and tar,
and candles,
and patent medicines,
and dreams,
and apparitions,
and garden trucks,
and cats,
and baby food,
and warts,
and hymns,
and time-tables,
and freight-rates,
and summer resorts,
and whiskey,
and law,
and surgery,
and dentistry,
and blacksmithing,
and shoemaking,
and dancing,
and Huyler's candy,
and mathematics,
and dog fights,
and obstetrics,
and music,
and sausages,
and dry goods,
and molasses,
and railroad stocks,
and horses,
and literature,
and labor unions,
and vegetables,
and morals,
and lamb's fries,
and etiquette,
and agriculture.
And not ten among the five hundred--let their minds be ever so good and bright--will be competent,
by grace of the requisite specialized mental training,
to take hold of a complex abstraction of any kind and make head or tail of it.
The whole five hundred are thinkers,
and they are all capable thinkers-- but only within the narrow limits of their specialized trainings.
Four hundred and ninety of them cannot competently examine either a religious plan or a political one.
A scattering few of them do examine both--that is,
they think they do.
With results as precious as when I examine the nebular theory and explain it
to myself.
If the four hundred and ninety got their religion through their minds,
and by weighed and measured detail,
Christian Science would not be a scary apparition.
But they don't;
they get a little of it through their minds,
more of it through their feelings,
and the overwhelming bulk of it through their environment.
Environment is the chief thing
to be considered when one is proposing
to predict the future of Christian Science.
It is not the ability
to reason that makes the Presbyterian,
or the Baptist,
or the Methodist,
or the Catholic,
or the Mohammedan,
or the Buddhist,
or the Mormon;
it is environment.
If religions were got by reasoning,
we should have the extraordinary spectacle of an American family
with a Presbyterian in it,
and a Baptist,
a Methodist,
a Catholic,
a Mohammedan,
a Buddhist,
and a Mormon.
A Presbyterian family does not produce Catholic families or other religious brands,
it produces its own kind;
and not by intellectual processes,
but by association.
And so also
with Mohammedanism,
the cult which in our day is spreading
with the sweep of a world-conflagration through the Orient,
that native home of profound thought and of subtle intellectual fence,
that fertile womb whence has sprung every great religion that exists.
Including our own;
for
with all our brains we cannot invent a religion and market it.
The language of my quoted prophets recurs
to us now,
and we wonder
to think how small a space in the world the mighty Mohammedan Church would be occupying now,
if a successful trade in its line of goods had been conditioned upon an exhibit that would
"appeal
to the intellect"
instead of to
"the unintelligent,
the mentally inferior,
the people who do not think."
The Christian Science Church,
like the Mohammedan Church,
makes no embarrassing appeal
to the intellect,
has no occasion
to do it,
and can get along quite well without it.
Provided.
Provided what?
That it can secure that thing which is worth two or three hundred thousand times more than an
"appeal
to the intellect"--an environment.
Can it get that?
Will it be a menace
to regular Christianity if it gets that?
Is it time
for regular Christianity
to get alarmed?
Or shall regular Christianity smile a smile and turn over and take another nap?
Won't it be wise and proper
for regular Christianity
to do the old way,
Me customary way,
the historical way--lock the stable-door after the horse is gone?
Just as Protestantism has smiled and nodded this long time
(while the alert and diligent Catholic was slipping in and capturing the public schools),
and is now beginning
to hunt around
for the key when it is too late?
Will Christian Science get a chance
to show its wares?
It has already secured that chance.
Will it flourish and spread and prosper if it shall create
for itself the one thing essential
to those conditions--an environment?
It has already created an environment.
There are families of Christian Scientists in every community in America,
and each family is a factory;
each family turns out a Christian Science product at the customary intervals,
and contributes it
to the Cause in the only way in which contributions of recruits
to Churches are ever made on a large scale--by the puissant forces of personal contact and association.
Each family is an agency
for the Cause,
and makes converts among the neighbors,
and starts some more factories.
Four years ago there were six Christian Scientists in a certain town that I am acquainted with;
a year ago there were two hundred and fifty there;
they have built a church,
and its membership now numbers four hundred.
This has all been quietly done;
done without frenzied revivals,
without uniforms,
brass bands,
street parades,
corner oratory,
or any of the other customary persuasions
to a godly life.
Christian Science,
like Mohammedanism,
is
"restricted"
to the
"unintelligent,
the people who do not think."
There lies the danger.
It makes Christian Science formidable.
It is
"restricted"
to ninety-nine one-hundredths of the human race,
and must be reckoned
with by regular Christianity.
And will be,
as soon as it is too late.
BOOK II There were remarkable things about the stranger called the Man--Mystery- things so very extraordinary that they monopolized attention and made all of him seem extraordinary;
but this was not so,
the most of his qualities being of the common,
every-day size and like anybody else's.
It was curious.
He was of the ordinary stature,
and had the ordinary aspects;
yet in him were hidden such strange contradictions and disproportions! He was majestically fearless and heroic;
he had the strength of thirty men and the daring of thirty thousand;
handling armies,
organizing states,
administering governments--these were pastimes
to him;
he publicly and ostentatiously accepted the human race at its own valuation- -as demigods--and privately and successfully dealt
with it at quite another and juster valuation--as children and slaves;
his ambitions were stupendous,
and his dreams had no commerce
with the humble plain,
but moved
with the cloud-rack among the snow-summits.
These features of him were,
indeed,
extraordinary,
but the rest of him was ordinary and usual.
He was so mean-minded,
in the matter of jealousy,
that it was thought he was descended from a god;
he was vain in little ways,
and had a pride in trivialities;
he doted on ballads about moonshine and bruised hearts;
in education he was deficient,
he was indifferent
to literature,
and knew nothing of art;
he was dumb upon all subjects but one,
indifferent
to all except that one--the Nebular Theory.
Upon that one his flow of words was full and free,
he was a geyser.
The official astronomers disputed his facts and deeded his views,
and said that he had invented both,
they not being findable in any of the books.
But many of the laity,
who wanted their nebulosities fresh,
admired his doctrine and adopted it,
and it attained
to great prosperity in spite of the hostility of the experts."
-- The Legend of the Man-Mystery,
ch.
i.
CHAPTER I JANUARY,
1903.
When we do not know a public man personally,
we guess him out by the facts of his career.
When it is Washington,
we all arrive at about one and the same result.
We agree that his words and his acts clearly interpret his character
to us,
and that they never leave us in doubt as
to the motives whence the words and acts proceeded.
It is the same
with Joan of Arc,
it is the same
with two or three or five or six others among the immortals.
But in the matter of motives and of a few details of character we agree
to disagree upon Napoleon,
Cromwell,
and all the rest;
and
to this list we must add Mrs. Eddy.
I think we can peacefully agree as
to two or three extraordinary features of her make- up,
but not upon the other features of it.
We cannot peacefully agree as
to her motives,
therefore her character must remain crooked
to some of us and straight
to the others.
No matter,
she is interesting enough without an amicable agreement.
In several ways she is the most interesting woman that ever lived,
and the most extraordinary.
The same may be said of her career,
and the same may be said of its chief result.
She started from nothing.
Her enemies charge that she surreptitiously took from Quimby a peculiar system of healing which was mind-cure
with a Biblical basis.
She and her friends deny that she took anything from him.
This is a matter which we can discuss by-and-by.
Whether she took it or invented it,
it was-- materially--a sawdust mine when she got it,
and she has turned it into a Klondike;
its spiritual dock had next
to no custom,
if any at all:
from it she has launched a world-religion which has now six hundred and sixty- three churches,
and she charters a new one every four days.
When we do not know a person--and also when we do--we have
to judge his size by the size and nature of his achievements,
as compared
with the achievements of others in his special line of business--there is no other way.
Measured by this standard,
it is thirteen hundred years since the world has produced any one who could reach up
to Mrs. Eddy's waistbelt.
Figuratively speaking,
Mrs.Eddy is already as tall as the Eiffel tower.
She is adding surprisingly
to her stature every day.
It is quite within the probabilities that a century hence she will be the most imposing figure that has cast its shadow across the globe since the inauguration of our era.
I grant that after saying these strong things,
it is necessary that I offer some details calculated
to satisfactorily demonstrate the proportions which I have claimed
for her.
I will do that presently;
but before exhibiting the matured sequoia gigantea,
I believe it will be best
to exhibit the sprout from which it sprang.
It may save the reader from making miscalculations.
The person who imagines that a Big Tree sprout is bigger than other kinds of sprouts is quite mistaken.
It is the ordinary thing;
it makes no show,
it compels no notice,
it hasn't a detectible quality in it that entitles it
to attention,
or suggests the future giant its sap is suckling.
That is the kind of sprout Mrs. Eddy was.
From her childhood days up
to where she was running a half-century a close race and gaining on it,
she was most humanly commonplace.
She is the witness I am drawing this from.
She has revealed it in her autobiography not intentionally,
of course--I am not claiming that.
An autobiography is the most treacherous thing there is.
It lets out every secret its author is trying
to keep;
it lets the truth shine unobstructed through every harmless little deception he tries
to play;
it pitilessly exposes him as a tin hero worshipping himself as Big Metal every time he tries
to do the modest-unconsciousness act before the reader.
This is not guessing;
I am speaking from autobiographical personal experience;
I was never able
to refrain from mentioning,
with a studied casualness that could deceive none but the most incautious reader,
that an ancestor of mine was sent ambassador
to Spain by Charles I.,
nor that in a remote branch of my family there exists a claimant
to an earldom,
nor that an uncle of mine used
to own a dog that was descended from the dog that was in the Ark;
and at the same time I was never able
to persuade myself
to call a gibbet by its right name when accounting
for other ancestors of mine,
but always spoke of it as the
"platform"--puerilely intimating that they were out lecturing when it happened.
It is Mrs. Eddy over again.
As regards her minor half,
she is as commonplace as the rest of us.
Vain of trivial things all the first half of her life,
and still vain of them at seventy and recording them
with naive satisfaction--even rescuing some early rhymes of hers of the sort that we all scribble in the innocent days of our youth--rescuing them and printing them without pity or apology,
just as the weakest and commonest of us do in our gray age.
More--she still frankly admires them;
and in her introduction of them profanely confers upon them the holy name of
"poetry."
Sample:
"And laud the land whose talents rock The cradle of her power,
And wreaths are twined round Plymouth Rock From erudition's bower."
"Minerva's silver sandals still Are loosed and not effete."
You note it is not a shade above the thing which all human beings churn out in their youth.
You would not think that in a little wee primer--for that is what the Autobiography is--a person
with a tumultuous career of seventy years behind her could find room
for two or three pages of padding of this kind,
but such is the case.
She evidently puts narrative together
with difficulty and is not at home in it,
and is glad
to have something ready- made
to fill in with.
Another sample:
"Here fame-honored Hickory rears his bold form,
And bears a brave breast
to the lightning and storm,
While Palm,
Bay,
and Laurel in classical glee,
Chase Tulip,
Magnolia,
and fragrant Fringe-tree."
Vivid?
You can fairly see those trees galloping around.
That she could still treasure up,
and print,
and manifestly admire those Poems,
indicates that the most daring and masculine and masterful woman that has appeared in the earth in centuries has the same soft,
girly-girly places in her that the rest of us have.
When it comes
to selecting her ancestors she is still human,
natural,
vain,
commonplace--as commonplace as I am myself when I am sorting ancestors
for my autobiography.
She combs out some creditable Scots,
and labels them and sets them aside
for use,
not overlooking the one
to whom Sir William Wallace gave
"a heavy sword encased in a brass scabbard,"
and naively explaining which Sir William Wallace it was,
lest we get the wrong one by the hassock;
this is the one
"from whose patriotism and bravery comes that heart-stirring air,
'Scots wha hae wi'
Wallace bled.'
"
Hannah More was related
to her ancestors.
She explains who Hannah More was.
Whenever a person informs us who Sir William Wallace was,
or who wrote
"Hamlet,"
or where the Declaration of Independence was fought,
it fills us
with a suspicion wellnigh amounting
to conviction,
that that person would not suspect us of being so empty of knowledge if he wasn't suffering from the same
"claim"
himself.
Then we turn
to page 20 of the Autobiography and happen upon this passage,
and that hasty suspicion stands rebuked:
"I gained book-knowledge
with far less labor than is usually requisite.
At ten years of age I was as familiar
with Lindley Murray's Grammar as
with the Westminster Catechism;
and the latter I had
to repeat every Sunday.
My favorite studies were Natural Philosophy,
Logic,
and Moral Science.
From my brother A1bert I received lessons in the ancient tongues,
Hebrew,
Greek,
and Latin."
You catch your breath in astonishment,
and feel again and still again the pang of that rebuke.
But then your eye falls upon the next sentence but one,
and the pain passes away and you set up the suspicion again
with evil satisfaction:
"After my discovery of Christian Science,
most of the knowledge I had gleaned from school-books vanished like a dream."
That disappearance accounts
for much in her miscellaneous writings.
As I was saying,
she handles her
"ancestral shadows,"
as she calls them,
just as I do mine.
It is remarkable.
When she runs across
"a relative of my Grandfather Baker,
General Henry Knox,
of Revolutionary fame,"
she sets him down;
when she finds another good one,
"the late Sir John Macneill,
in the line of my Grandfather Baker's family,"
she sets him down,
and remembers that he
"was prominent in British politics,
and at one time held the position of ambassador
to Persia";
when she discovers that her grandparents
"were likewise connected
with Captain John Lovewell,
whose gallant leadership and death in the Indian troubles of 1722-25 caused that prolonged contest
to be known historically as Lovewell's War,"
she sets the Captain down;
when it turns out that a cousin of her grandmother
"was John Macneill,
the New Hampshire general,
who fought at Lundy's Lane and won distinction in 1814 at the battle of Chippewa,"
she catalogues the General.
(And tells where Chippewa was.)
And then she skips all her platform people;
never mentions one of them.
It shows that she is just as human as any of us.
Yet,
after all,
there is something very touching in her pride in these worthy small-fry,
and something large and fine in her modesty in not caring
to remember that their kinship
to her can confer no distinction upon her,
whereas her mere mention of their names has conferred upon them a faceless earthly immortality.
CHAPTER II When she wrote this little biography her great life-work had already been achieved,
she was become renowned;
to multitudes of reverent disciples she was a sacred personage,
a familiar of God,
and His inspired channel of communication
with the human race.
Also,
to them these following things were facts,
and not doubted:
She had written a Bible in middle age,
and had published it;
she had recast it,
enlarged it,
and published it again;
she had not stopped there,
but had enlarged it further,
polished its phrasing,
improved its form,
and published it yet again.
It was at last become a compact,
grammatical,
dignified,
and workman-like body of literature.
This was good training,
persistent training;
and in all arts it is training that brings the art
to perfection.
We are now confronted
with one of the most teasing and baffling riddles of Mrs. Eddy's history--a riddle which may be formulated thus:
How is it that a primitive literary gun which began as a hundred-yard flint-lock smooth-bore muzzle-loader,
and in the course of forty years has acquired one notable improvement after another--percussion cap;
fixed cartridge;
rifled barrel;
efficiency at half a mile how is it that such a gun,
sufficiently good on an elephant hunt
(Christian Science)
from the beginning,
and growing better and better all the time during forty years,
has always collapsed back
to its original flint-lock estate the moment the huntress trained it on any other creature than an elephant?
Something more than a generation ago Mrs. Eddy went out
with her flint- lock on the rabbit range;
and this was a part of the result:
"After his decease,
and a severe casualty deemed fatal by skilful physicians,
we discovered that the Principle of all healing and the law that governs it is God,
a divine Principle,
and a spiritual not material law,
and regained health."
--Preface
to Science and Health,
first revision,
1883.
N.B.
Not from the book itself;
from the Preface.
You will notice the awkwardness of that English.
If you should carry that paragraph up
to the Supreme Court of the United States in order
to find out
for good and all whether the fatal casualty happened
to the dead man--as the paragraph almost asserts--or
to some person or persons not even hinted at in the paragraph,
the Supreme Court would be obliged
to say that the evidence established nothing
with certainty except that there had been a casualty--victim not known.
The context thinks it explains who the victim was,
but it does nothing of the kind.
It furnishes some guessing-material of a sort which enables you
to infer that it was
"we"
that suffered the mentioned injury,
but if you should carry the language
to a court you would not be able
to prove that it necessarily meant that.
"We"
are Mrs. Eddy;
a funny little affectation.
She replaced it later
with the more dignified third person.
The quoted paragraph is from Mrs. Eddy's preface
to the first revision of Science and Health
(1883).
Sixty-four pages further along--in the body of the book
(the elephant-range),
she went out
with that same flint-lock and got this following result.
Its English is very nearly as straight and clean and competent as is the English of the latest revision of Science and Health after the gun has been improved from smooth-bore musket up
to globe-sighted,
long distance rifle:
"Man controlled by his Maker has no physical suffering.
His body is harmonious,
his days are multiplying instead of diminishing,
he is journeying towards Life instead of death,
and bringing out the new man and crucifying the old affections,
cutting them off in every material direction until he learns the utter supremacy of Spirit and yields obedience thereto."
In the latest revision of Science and Health
(1902),
the perfected gun furnishes the following.
The English is clean,
compact,
dignified,
almost perfect.
But it is observable that it is not prominently better than it is in the above paragraph,
which was a product of the primitive flint-lock:
"How unreasonable is the belief that we are wearing out life and hastening
to death,
and at the same time we are communing
with immortality?
If the departed are in rapport
with mortality,
or matter,
they are not spiritual,
but must still be mortal,
sinful,
suffering,
and dying.
Then wherefore look
to them--even were communication possible--
for proofs of immortality and accept them as oracles?"
--Edition of 1902,
page 78.
With the above paragraphs compare these that follow.
It is Mrs. Eddy writing--after a good long twenty years of pen-practice.
Compare also
with the alleged Poems already quoted.
The prominent characteristic of the Poems is affectation,
artificiality;
their makeup is a complacent and pretentious outpour of false figures and fine writing,
in the sophomoric style.
The same qualities and the same style will be found,
unchanged,
unbettered,
in these following paragraphs--after a lapse of more than fifty years,
and after--as aforesaid--long literary training.
The italics are mine:
1.
"What plague spot or bacilli were [sic] gnawing [sic] at the heart of this metropolis .
.
.
and bringing it [the heart] on bended knee?
Why,
it was an institute that had entered its vitals--that,
among other things,
taught games,"
et cetera.--C.S.
Journal,
p.
670,
article entitled
"A Narrative--by Mary Baker G.
Eddy."
2.
"Parks sprang up [sic] .
.
.
electric-cars run [sic] merrily through several streets,
concrete sidewalks and macadamized roads dotted [sic] the place,"
et cetera.--Ibid.
3.
"Shorn [sic] of its suburbs it had indeed little left
to admire,
save
to [sic] such as fancy a skeleton above ground breathing [sic] slowly through a barren [sic] breast."
--Ibid.
This is not English--I mean,
grown-up English.
But it is fifteen-year-- old English,
and has not grown a month since the same mind produced the Poems.
The standard of the Poems and of the plague-spot-and-bacilli effort is exactly the same.
It is most strange that the same intellect that worded the simple and self-contained and clean-cut paragraph beginning with
"How unreasonable is the belief,"
should in the very same lustrum discharge upon the world such a verbal chaos as the utterance concerning that plague-spot or bacilli which were gnawing at the insides of the metropolis and bringing its heart on bended knee,
thus exposing
to the eye the rest of the skeleton breathing slowly through a barren breast.
The immense contrast between the legitimate English of Science and Health and the bastard English of Mrs. Eddy's miscellaneous work,
and between the maturity of the one diction and the juvenility of the other,
suggests--compels--the question,
Are there two guns?
It would seem so.
Is there a poor,
foolish,
old,
scattering flint-lock
for rabbit,
and a long-range,
centre-driving,
up-to-date Mauser-magazine
for elephant?
It looks like it.
For it is observable that in Science and Health
(the elephant-ground)
the practice was good at the start and has remained so,
and that the practice in the miscellaneous,
outside,
small-game field was very bad at the start and was never less bad at any later time.
I wish
to say that of Mrs. Eddy I am not requiring perfect English,
but only good English.
No one can write perfect English and keep it up through a stretch of ten chapters.
It has never been done.
It was approached in the
"well of English undefiled";
it has been approached in Mrs. Eddy's Annex
to that Book;
it has been approached in several English grammars;
I have even approached it myself;
but none of us has made port.
Now,
the English of Science and Health is good.
In passages
to be found in Mrs. Eddy's Autobiography
(on pages 53,
57,
101,
and 113),
and on page 6 of her squalid preface
to Science and Health,
first revision,
she seems
to me
to claim the whole and sole authorship of the book.
That she wrote the Autobiography,
and that preface,
and the Poems,
and the Plague-spot- Bacilli,
we are not permitted
to doubt.
Indeed,
we know she wrote them.
But the very certainty that she wrote these things compels a doubt that she wrote Science and Health.
She is guilty of little awkwardnesses of expression in the Autobiography which a practiced pen would hardly allow
to go uncorrected in even a hasty private letter,
and could not dream of passing by uncorrected in passages intended
for print.
But she passes them placidly by;
as placidly as if she did not suspect that they were offenses against third-class English.
I think that that placidity was born of that very unawareness,
so
to speak.
I will cite a few instances from the Autobiography.
The italics are mine:
"I remember reading in my childhood certain manuscripts containing Scriptural Sonnets,
besides other verses and enigmas,"
etc.
Page 7.
[On page 27.]
"Many pale cripples went into the Church leaning on crutches who came out carrying them on their shoulders."
It is awkward,
because at the first glance it seems
to say that the cripples went in leaning on crutches which went out carrying the cripples on their shoulders.
It would have cost her no trouble
to put her
"who"
after her
"cripples."
I blame her a little;
I think her proof-reader should have been shot.
We may let her capital C pass,
but it is another awkwardness,
for she is talking about a building,
not about a religious society.
"Marriage and Parentage
"[Chapter-heading.
Page 30].
You imagine that she is going
to begin a talk about her marriage and finish
with some account of her father and mother.
And so you will be deceived.
"Marriage"
was right,
but
"Parentage"
was not the best word
for the rest of the record.
It refers
to the birth of her own child.
After a certain period of time
"my babe was born."
Marriage and Motherhood-Marriage and Maternity-Marriage and Product-Marriage and Dividend--either of these would have fitted the facts and made the matter clear.
"Without my knowledge he was appointed a guardian."
Page 32.
She is speaking of her child.
She means that a guardian
for her child was appointed,
but that isn't what she says.
"If spiritual conclusions are separated from their premises,
the nexus is lost,
and the argument
with its rightful conclusions,
becomes correspondingly obscure."
Page 34.
We shall never know why she put the word
"correspondingly"
in there.
Any fine,
large word would have answered just as well:
psychosuperintangibly --electroincandescently--oligarcheologically--sanchrosynchro- stereoptically--any of these would have answered,
any of these would have filled the void.
"His spiritual noumenon and phenomenon silenced portraiture."
Page 34.
Yet she says she forgot everything she knew,
when she discovered Christian Science.
I realize that noumenon is a daisy;
and I will not deny that I shall use it whenever I am in a company which I think I can embarrass
with it;
but,
at the same time,
I think it is out of place among friends in an autobiography.
There,
I think a person ought not
to have anything up his sleeve.
It undermines confidence.
But my dissatisfaction
with the quoted passage is not on account of noumenon;
it is on account of the misuse of the word
"silenced."
You cannot silence portraiture
with a noumenon;
if portraiture should make a noise,
a way could be found
to silence it,
but even then it could not be done
with a noumenon.
Not even
with a brick,
some authorities think.
"It may be that the mortal life-battle still wages,"
etc.
Page 35.
That is clumsy.
Battles do not wage,
battles are waged.
Mrs.Eddy has one very curious and interesting peculiarity:
whenever she notices that she is chortling along without saying anything,
she pulls up
with a sudden
"God is over us all,"
or some other sounding irrelevancy,
and
for the moment it seems
to light up the whole district;
then,
before you can recover from the shock,
she goes flitting pleasantly and meaninglessly along again,
and you hurry hopefully after her,
thinking you are going
to get something this time;
but as soon as she has led you far enough away from her turkey lot she takes
to a tree.
Whenever she discovers that she is getting pretty disconnected,
she couples-up
with an ostentatious
"But"
which has nothing
to do
with anything that went before or is
to come after,
then she hitches some empties
to the train-unrelated verses from the Bible,
usually--and steams out of sight and leaves you wondering how she did that clever thing.
For striking instances,
see bottom paragraph on page 34 and the paragraph on page 35 of her Autobiography.
She has a purpose--a deep and dark and artful purpose--in what she is saying in the first paragraph,
and you guess what it is,
but that is due
to your own talent,
not hers;
she has made it as obscure as language could do it.
The other paragraph has no meaning and no discoverable intention.
It is merely one of her God-over-alls.
I cannot spare room
for it in this place.
"I beheld
with ineffable awe our great Master's marvelous skill in demanding neither obedience
to hygienic laws nor,"
etc.
Page 4I.
The word is loosely chosen-skill.
She probably meant judgment,
intuition,
penetration,
or wisdom.
"Naturally,
my first jottings were but efforts
to express in feeble diction Truth's ultimate."
Page 42.
One understands what she means,
but she should have been able
to say what she meant--at any time before she discovered Christian Science and forgot everything she knew--and after it,
too.
If she had put
"feeble"
in front of
"efforts"
and then left out
"in"
and
"diction,"
she would have scored.
"
.
.
.
its written expression increases in perfection under the guidance of the great Master."
Page 43.
It is an error.
Not even in those advantageous circumstances can increase be added
to perfection.
"Evil is not mastered by evil;
it can only be overcome
with Good.
This brings out the nothingness of evil,
and the eternal Somethingness vindicates the Divine Principle and improves the race of Adam."
Page 76.
This is too extraneous
for me.
That is the trouble
with Mrs. Eddy when she sets out
to explain an over-large exhibit:
the minute you think the light is bursting upon you the candle goes out and your mind begins
to wander.
"No one else can drain the cup which I have drunk
to the dregs,
as the discoverer and teacher of Christian Science"
Page 47.
That is saying we cannot empty an empty cup.
We knew it before;
and we know she meant
to tell us that that particular cup is going
to remain empty.
That is,
we think that that was the idea,
but we cannot be sure.
She has a perfectly astonishing talent
for putting words together in such a way as
to make successful inquiry into their intention impossible.
She generally makes us uneasy when she begins
to tune up on her fine- writing timbrel.
It carries me back
to her Plague-Spot and Poetry days,
and I just dread those:
"Into mortal mind's material obliquity I gazed and stood abashed.
Blanched was the cheek of pride.
My heart bent low before the omnipotence of Spirit,
and a tint of humility soft as the heart of a moonbeam mantled the earth.
Bethlehem and Bethany,
Gethsemane and Calvary,
spoke
to my chastened sense as by the tearful lips of a babe."
Page 48.
The heart of a moonbeam is a pretty enough Friendship's-Album expression --let it pass,
though I do think the figure a little strained;
but humility has no tint,
humility has no complexion,
and if it had it could not mantle the earth.
A moonbeam might--I do not know--but she did not say it was the moonbeam.
But let it go,
I cannot decide it,
she mixes me up so.
A babe hasn't
"tearful lips,"
it's its eyes.
You find none of Mrs. Eddy's kind of English in Science and Health--not a line of it.
CHAPTER III Setting aside title-page,
index,
etc.,
the little Autobiography begins on page 7 and ends on page 130.
My quotations are from the first forty pages.
They seem
to me
to prove the presence of the
'prentice hand.
The style of the forty pages is loose and feeble and
'prentice-like.
The movement of the narrative is not orderly and sequential,
but rambles around,
and skips forward and back and here and there and yonder,
'prentice-fashion.
Many a journeyman has broken up his narrative and skipped about and rambled around,
but he did it
for a purpose,
for an advantage;
there was art in it,
and points
to be scored by it;
the observant reader perceived the game,
and enjoyed it and respected it,
if it was well played.
But Mrs. Eddy's performance was without intention,
and destitute of art.
She could score no points by it on those terms,
and almost any reader can see that her work was the uncalculated puttering of a novice.
In the above paragraph I have described the first third of the booklet.
That third being completed,
Mrs.Eddy leaves the rabbit-range,
crosses the frontier,
and steps out upon her far-spreading big-game territory-- Christian Science and there is an instant change! The style smartly improves;
and the clumsy little technical offenses disappear.
In these two-thirds of the booklet I find only one such offence,
and it has the look of being a printer's error.
I leave the riddle
with the reader.
Perhaps he can explain how it is that a person-trained or untrained--who on the one day can write nothing better than Plague-Spot-Bacilli and feeble and stumbling and wandering personal history littered
with false figures and obscurities and technical blunders,
can on the next day sit down and write fluently,
smoothly,
compactly,
capably,
and confidently on a great big thundering subject,
and do it as easily and comfortably as a whale paddles around the globe.
As
for me,
I have scribbled so much in fifty years that I have become saturated
with convictions of one sort and another concerning a scribbler's limitations;
and these are so strong that when I am familiar
with a literary person's work I feel perfectly sure that I know enough about his limitations
to know what he can not do.
If Mr. Howells should pretend
to me that he wrote the Plague-Spot Bacilli rhapsody,
I should receive the statement courteously;
but I should know it
for a--well,
for a perversion.
If the late Josh Billings should rise up and tell me that he wrote Herbert Spencer's philosophies;
I should answer and say that the spelling casts a doubt upon his claim.
If the late Jonathan Edwards should rise up and tell me he wrote Mr. Dooley's books,
I should answer and say that the marked difference between his style and Dooley's is argument against the soundness of his statement.
You see how much I think of circumstantial evidence.
In literary matters--in my belief--it is often better than any person's word,
better than any shady character's oath.
It is difficult
for me
to believe that the same hand that wrote the Plague-Spot-Bacilli and the first third of the little Eddy biography wrote also Science and Health.
Indeed,
it is more than difficult,
it is impossible.
Largely speaking,
I have read acres of what purported
to be Mrs. Eddy's writings,
in the past two months.
I cannot know,
but I am convinced,
that the circumstantial evidence shows that her actual share in the work of composing and phrasing these things was so slight as
to be inconsequential.
Where she puts her literary foot down,
her trail across her paid polisher's page is as plain as the elephant's in a Sunday-school procession.
Her verbal output,
when left undoctored by her clerks,
is quite unmistakable It always exhibits the strongly distinctive features observable in the virgin passages from her pen already quoted by me:
Desert vacancy,
as regards thought.
Self-complacency.
Puerility.
Sentimentality.
Affectations of scholarly learning.
Lust after eloquent and flowery expression.
Repetition of pet poetic picturesquenesses.
Confused and wandering statement.
Metaphor gone insane.
Meaningless words,
used because they are pretty,
or showy,
or unusual.
Sorrowful attempts at the epigrammatic.
Destitution of originality.
The fat volume called Miscellaneous Writings of Mrs. Eddy contains several hundred pages.
Of the five hundred and fifty-four pages of prose in it I find ten lines,
on page 319,
to be Mrs. Eddy's;
also about a page of the preface or
"Prospectus";
also about fifteen pages scattered along through the book.
If she wrote any of the rest of the prose,
it was rewritten after her by another hand.
Here I will insert two-thirds of her page of the prospectus.
It is evident that whenever,
under the inspiration of the Deity,
she turns out a book,
she is always allowed
to do some of the preface.
I wonder why that is?
It always mars the work.
I think it is done in humorous malice I think the clerks like
to see her give herself away.
They know she will,
her stock of usable materials being limited and her procedure in employing them always the same,
substantially.
They know that when the initiated come upon her first erudite allusion,
or upon any one of her other stage-properties,
they can shut their eyes and tell what will follow.
She usually throws off an easy remark all sodden
with Greek or Hebrew or Latin learning;
she usually has a person watching
for a star--she can seldom get away from that poetic idea--sometimes it is a Chaldee,
sometimes a Walking Delegate,
sometimes an entire stranger,
but be he what he may,
he is generally there when the train is ready
to move,
and has his pass in his hat-band;
she generally has a Being
with a Dome on him,
or some other cover that is unusual and out of the fashion;
she likes
to fire off a Scripture-verse where it will make the handsomest noise and come nearest
to breaking the connection;
she often throws out a Forefelt,
or a Foresplendor,
or a Foreslander where it will have a fine nautical foreto'gallant sound and make the sentence sing;
after which she is nearly sure
to throw discretion away and take
to her deadly passion,
Intoxicated Metaphor.
At such a time the Mrs. Eddy that does not hesitate is lost:
"The ancient Greek looked longingly
for the Olympiad.
The Chaldee watched the appearing of a star;
to him no higher destiny dawned on the dome of being than that foreshadowed by signs in the heavens.
The meek Nazarene,
the scoffed of all scoffers,
said,
'Ye can discern the face of the sky;
but can ye not discern the signs of the times?'
--for He forefelt and foresaw the ordeal of a perfect Christianity,
hated by sinners.
"To kindle all minds
with a gleam of gratitude,
the new idea that comes welling up from infinite Truth needs
to be understood.
The seer of this age should be a sage.
"Humility is the stepping-stone
to a higher recognition of Deity.
The mounting sense gathers fresh forms and strange fire from the ashes of dissolving self,
and drops the world.
Meekness heightens immortal attributes,
only by removing the dust that dims them.
Goodness reveals another scene and another self seemingly rolled up in shades,
but brought
to light by the evolutions of advancing thought,
whereby we discern the power of Truth and Love
to heal the sick.
"Pride is ignorance;
those assume most who have the least wisdom or experience;
and they steal from their neighbor,
because they have so little of their own."
--Miscellaneous Writings,
page 1,
and six lines at top of page 2.
It is not believable that the hand that wrote those clumsy and affected sentences wrote the smooth English of Science and Health.
CHAPTER IV It is often said in print that Mrs. Eddy claims that God was the Author of Science and Health.
Mr.Peabody states in his pamphlet that
"she says not she but God was the Author."
I cannot find that in her autobiography she makes this transference of the authorship,
but I think that in it she definitely claims that she did her work under His inspiration--definitely
for her;
for as a rule she is not a very definite person,
even when she seems
to be trying her best
to be clear and positive.
Speaking of the early days when her Science was beginning
to unfold itself and gather form in her mind,
she says
(Autobiography,
page 43):
"The divine hand led me into a new world of light and Life,
a fresh universe--old
to God,
but new
to His
'little one.'
"
She being His little one,
as I understand it.
The divine hand led her.
It seems
to mean
"God inspired me";
but when a person uses metaphors instead of statistics--and that is Mrs. Eddy's common fashion--one cannot always feel sure about the intention.
[Page 56.]
"Even the Scripture gave no direct interpretation of the Scientific basis
for demonstrating the spiritual Principle of healing,
until our Heavenly Father saw fit,
through the Key
to the Scriptures,
in Science and Health,
to unlock this
'mystery of godliness.'
"
Another baffling metaphor.
If she had used plain forecastle English,
and said
"God wrote the Key and I put it in my book";
or if she had said
"God furnished me the solution of the mystery and I put it on paper";
or if she had said
"God did it all,"
then we should understand;
but her phrase is open
to any and all of those translations,
and is a Key which unlocks nothing--for us.
However,
it seems
to at least mean
"God inspired me,"
if nothing more.
There was personal and intimate communion,
at any rate we get that much out of the riddles.
The connection extended
to business,
after the establishment of the teaching and healing industry.
[Page 71.]
"When God impelled me
to set a price on my instruction,"
etc.
Further down:
"God has since shown me,
in multitudinous ways,
the wisdom of this decision."
She was not able
to think of a
"financial equivalent"--meaning a pecuniary equivalent--for her
"instruction in Christian Science Mind- healing."
In this emergency she was
"led"
to charge three hundred dollars
for a term of
"twelve half-days."
She does not say who led her,
she only says that the amount greatly troubled her.
I think it means that the price was suggested from above,
"led"
being a theological term identical
with our commercial phrase
"personally conducted."
She
"shrank from asking it,
but was finally led,
by a strange providence,
to accept this fee."
"Providence"
is another theological term.
Two leds and a providence,
taken together,
make a pretty strong argument
for inspiration.
I think that these statistics make it clear that the price was arranged above.
This view is constructively supported by the fact,
already quoted,
that God afterwards approved,
"in multitudinous ways,"
her wisdom in accepting the mentioned fee.
"Multitudinous ways"-- multitudinous encoring--suggests enthusiasm.
Business enthusiasm.
And it suggests nearness.
God's nearness
to his
"little one."
Nearness,
and a watchful personal interest.
A warm,
palpitating,
Standard-Oil interest,
so
to speak.
All this indicates inspiration.
We may assume,
then,
two inspirations:
one
for the book,
the other
for the business.
The evidence
for inspiration is further augmented by the testimony of Rev.
George Tomkins,
D.D.,
already quoted,
that Mrs. Eddy and her book were foretold in Revelation,
and that Mrs. Eddy
"is God's brightest thought
to this age,
giving us the spiritual interpretation of the Bible in the
'
little book'"
of the Angel.
I am aware that it is not Mr. Tomkins that is speaking,
but Mrs. Eddy.
The commissioned lecturers of the Christian Science Church have
to be members of the Board of Lectureship.
(By-laws Sec.
2,
p.
70.)
The Board of Lectureship is selected by the Board of Directors of the Church.
(By-laws,
Sec.
3,
p.
70.)
The Board of Directors of the Church is the property of Mrs. Eddy.
(By-laws,
p.
22.)
Mr.Tomkins did not make that statement without authorization from headquarters.
He necessarily got it from the Board of Directors,
the Board of Directors from Mrs. Eddy,
Mrs.Eddy from the Deity.
Mr.Tomkins would have been turned down by that procession if his remarks had been unsatisfactory
to it.
It may be that there is evidence somewhere--as has been claimed--that Mrs. Eddy has charged upon the Deity the verbal authorship of Science and Health.
But if she ever made the charge,
she has withdrawn it
(as it seems
to me),
and in the most formal and unqualified;
of all ways.
See Autobiography,
page 57:
"When the demand
for this book increased .
.
.
the copyright was infringed.
I entered a suit at Law,
and my copyright was protected."
Thus it is plain that she did not plead that the Deity was the
(verbal)
Author;
for if she had done that,
she would have lost her case--and
with rude promptness.
It was in the old days before the Berne Convention and before the passage of our amended law of 1891,
and the court would have quoted the following stern clause from the existing statute and frowned her out of the place:
"No Foreigner can acquire copyright in the United States."
To sum up.
The evidence before me indicates three things:
1.
That Mrs. Eddy claims the verbal author ship
for herself.
2.
That she denies it
to the Deity.
3.
That--in her belief--she wrote the book under the inspiration of the Deity,
but furnished the language herself.
In one place in the Autobiography she claims both the language and the ideas;
but when this witness is testifying,
one must draw the line somewhere,
or she will prove both sides of her case-nine sides,
if desired.
It is too true.
Much too true.
Many,
many times too true.
She is a most trying witness--the most trying witness that ever kissed the Book,
I am sure.
There is no keeping up
with her erratic testimony.
As soon as you have got her share of the authorship nailed where you half hope and half believe it will stay and cannot be joggled loose any more,
she joggles it loose again--or seems to;
you cannot be sure,
for her habit of dealing in meaningless metaphors instead of in plain,
straightforward statistics,
makes it nearly always impossible
to tell just what it is she is trying
to say.
She was definite when she claimed both the language and the ideas of the book.
That seemed
to settle the matter.
It seemed
to distribute the percentages of credit
with precision between the collaborators:
ninety-two per cent.
to Mrs. Eddy,
who did all the work,
and eight per cent.
to the Deity,
who furnished the inspiration not enough of it
to damage the copyright in a country closed against Foreigners,
and yet plenty
to advertise the book and market it at famine rates.
Then Mrs. Eddy does not keep still,
but fetches around and comes forward and testifies again.
It is most injudicious.
For she resorts
to metaphor this time,
and it makes trouble,
for she seems
to reverse the percentages and claim only the eight per cent.
for her self.
I quote from Mr. Peabody's book
(Eddyism,
or Christian Science.
Boston:
15 Court Square,
price twenty-five cents):
"Speaking of this book,
Mrs.Eddy,
in January last
(I901)
said:
'I should blush
to write of Science and Health,
with Key
to the Scriptures,
as I have,
were it of human origin,
and I,
apart from God,
its author;
but as I was only a scribe echoing the harmonies of Heaven in divine metaphysics,
I cannot be supermodest of the Christian Science text- book."
'
Mr.Peabody's comment:
"Nothing could be plainer than that.
Here is a distinct avowal that the book entitled Science and Health was the work of Almighty God."
It does seem
to amount
to that.
She was only a
"scribe."
Confound the word,
it is just a confusion,
it has no determinable meaning there,
it leaves us in the air.
A scribe is merely a person who writes.
He may be a copyist,
he may be an amanuensis,
he may be a writer of originals,
and furnish both the language and the ideas.
As usual
with Mrs. Eddy,
the connection affords no help--"echoing"
throws no light upon
"scribe."
A rock can reflect an echo,
a wall can do it,
a mountain can do it,
many things can do it,
but a scribe can't.
A scribe that could reflect an echo could get over thirty dollars a week in a side-show.
Many impresarios would rather have him than a cow
with four tails.
If we allow that this present scribe was setting down the
"harmonies of Heaven"--and certainly that seems
to have been the case then there was only one way
to do it that I can think of:
listen
to the music and put down the notes one after another as they fell.
In that case Mrs. Eddy did not invent the tune,
she only entered it on paper.
Therefore dropping the metaphor--she was merely an amanuensis,
and furnished neither the language of Science and Health nor the ideas.
It reduces her
to eight per cent.
(and the dividends on that and the rest).
Is that it?
We shall never know.
For Mrs. Eddy is liable
to testify again at any time.
But until she does it,
I think we must conclude that the Deity was Author of the whole book,
and Mrs. Eddy merely His telephone and stenographer.
Granting this,
her claim as the Voice of God stands-for the present--justified and established.
POSTSCRIPT I overlooked something.
It appears that there was more of that utterance than Mr. Peabody has quoted in the above paragraph.
It will be found in Mrs. Eddy's organ,
the Christian Science Journal
(January,
I901)
and reads as follows:
"It was not myself .
.
.
which dictated Science and Health,
with Key
to the Scriptures."
That is certainly clear enough.
The words which I have removed from that important sentence explain Who it was that did the dictating.
It was done by
"the divine power of Truth and Love,
infinitely above me."
Certainly that is definite.
At last,
through her personal testimony,
we have a sure grip upon the following vital facts,
and they settle the authorship of Science and Health beyond peradventure:
1.
Mrs.Eddy furnished
"the ideas and the language."
2.
God furnished the ideas and the language.
It is a great comfort
to have the matter authoritatively settled.
CHAPTER V It is hard
to locate her,
she shifts about so much.
She is a shining drop of quicksilver which you put your finger on and it isn't there.
There is a paragraph in the Autobiography
(page 96)
which places in seemingly darkly significant procession three Personages:
1.
The Virgin Mary 2.
Jesus of Nazareth.
3.
Mrs.Eddy.
This is the paragraph referred to:
"No person can take the individual place of the Virgin Mary.
No person can compass or fulfil the individual mission of Jesus of Nazareth.
No person can take the place of the author of Science and Health,
the discoverer and founder of Christian Science.
Each individual must fill his own niche in time and eternity."
I have read it many times,
but I still cannot be sure that I rightly understand it.
If the Saviour's name had been placed first and the Virgin Mary's second and Mrs. Eddy's third,
I should draw the inference that a descending scale from First Importance
to Second Importance and then
to Small Importance was indicated;
but
to place the Virgin first,
the Saviour second,
and Mrs. Eddy third,
seems
to turn the scale the other way and make it an ascending scale of Importances,
with Mrs. Eddy ranking the other two and holding first place.
I think that that was perhaps the intention,
but none but a seasoned Christian Scientist can examine a literary animal of Mrs. Eddy's creation and tell which end of it the tail is on.
She is easily the most baffling and bewildering writer in the literary trade.
Eddy is a commonplace name,
and would have an unimpressive aspect in the list of the reformed Holy Family.
She has thought of that.
In the book of By-laws written by her--"impelled by a power not one's own"--there is a paragraph which explains how and when her disciples came
to confer a title upon her;
and this explanation is followed by a warning as
to what will happen
to any female Scientist who shall desecrate it:
"The title of Mother.
Therefore if a student of Christian Science shall apply this title,
either
to herself or
to others,
except as the term
for kinship according
to the flesh,
it shall be regarded by the Church as an indication of disrespect
for their Pastor Emeritus,
and unfitness
to be a member of the Mother-Church."
She is the Pastor Emeritus.
While the quoted paragraph about the Procession seems
to indicate that Mrs. Eddy is expecting
to occupy the First Place in it,
that expectation is not definitely avowed.
In an earlier utterance of hers she is clearer--clearer,
and does not claim the first place all
to herself,
but only the half of it.
I quote from Mr. Peabody's book again:
"In the Christian Science Journal
for April,
1889,
when it was her property,
and published by her,
it was claimed
for her,
and
with her sanction,
that she was equal
with Jesus,
and elaborate effort was made
to establish the claim.
"Mrs.
Eddy has distinctly authorized the claim in her behalf that she herself was the chosen successor
to and equal of Jesus."
In her Miscellaneous Writings
(using her once favorite
"We"
for
"I")
she says that
"While we entertain decided views .
.
.
and shall express them as duty demands,
we shall claim no especial gift from our divine origin,"
etc.
Our divine origin.
It suggests Equal again.
It is inferable,
then,
that in the near by-and-by the new Church will officially rank the Holy Family in the following order:
1.
Jesus of Nazareth.
--1.
Our Mother.
2.
The Virgin Mary.
SUMMARY I am not playing
with Christian Science and its founder,
I am examining them;
and I am doing it because of the interest I feel in the inquiry.
My results may seem inadequate
to the reader,
but they have
for me clarified a muddle and brought a sort of order out of a chaos,
and so I value them.
My readings of Mrs. Eddy's uninspired miscellaneous literary efforts have convinced me of several things:
1.
That she did not write Science and Health.
2.
That the Deity did
(or did not)
write it.
3.
That She thinks She wrote it.
4.
That She believes She wrote it under the Deity's inspiration.
5.
That She believes She is a Member of the Holy Family.
6.
That She believes She is the equal of the Head of it.
Finally,
I think She is now entitled
to the capital S--on her own evidence.
CHAPTER VI Thus far we have a part of Mrs. Eddy's portrait.
Not made of fictions,
surmises,
reports,
rumors,
innuendoes,
dropped by her enemies;
no,
she has furnished all of the materials herself,
and laid them on the canvas,
under my general superintendence and direction.
As far as she has gone
with it,
it is the presentation of a complacent,
commonplace,
illiterate New England woman who
"forgot everything she knew"
when she discovered her discovery,
then wrote a Bible in good English under the inspiration of God,
and climbed up it
to the supremest summit of earthly grandeur attainable by man--where she sits serene to-day,
beloved and worshiped by a multitude of human beings of as good average intelligence as is possessed by those that march under the banner of any competing cult.
This is not intended
to flatter the competing cults,
it is merely a statement of cold fact.
That a commonplace person should go climbing aloft and become a god or a half-god or a quarter-god and be worshiped by men and women of average intelligence,
is nothing.
It has happened a million times,
it will happen a hundred million more.
It has been millions of years since the first of these supernaturals appeared,
and by the time the last one in that inconceivably remote future shall have performed his solemn little high-jinks on the stage and closed the business,
there will be enough of them accumulated in the museum on the Other Side
to start a heaven of their own-and jam it.
Each in his turn those little supernaturals of our by-gone ages and aeons joined the monster procession of his predecessors and marched horizonward,
disappeared,
and was forgotten.
They changed nothing,
they built nothing,
they left nothing behind them
to remember them by,
nothing
to hold their disciples together,
nothing
to solidify their work and enable it
to defy the assaults of time and the weather.
They passed,
and left a vacancy.
They made one fatal mistake;
they all made it,
each in his turn:
they failed
to organize their forces,
they failed
to centralize their strength,
they failed
to provide a fresh Bible and a sure and perpetual cash income
for business,
and often they failed
to provide a new and accepted Divine Personage
to worship.
Mrs.Eddy is not of that small fry.
The materials that go
to the making of the rest of her portrait will prove it.
She will furnish them herself:
She published her book.
She copyrighted it.
She copyrights everything.
If she should say,
"Good-morning;
how do you do?"
she would copyright it;
for she is a careful person,
and knows the value of small things.
She began
to teach her Science,
she began
to heal,
she began
to gather converts
to her new religion--fervent,
sincere,
devoted,
grateful people.
A year or two later she organized her first Christian Science
"Association,"
with six of her disciples on the roster.
She continued
to teach and heal.
She was charging nothing,
she says,
although she was very poor.
She taught and healed gratis four years altogether,
she says.
Then,
in 1879-81 she was become strong enough,
and well enough established,
to venture a couple of impressively important moves.
The first of these moves was
to aggrandize the
"Association"
to a
"Church."
Brave?
It is the right name
for it,
I think.
The former name suggests nothing,
invited no remark,
no criticism,
no inquiry,
no hostility;
the new name invited them all.
She must have made this intrepid venture on her own motion.
She could have had no important advisers at that early day.
If we accept it as her own idea and her own act--and I think we must--we have one key
to her character.
And it will explain subsequent acts of hers that would merely stun us and stupefy us without it.
Shall we call it courage?
Or shall we call it recklessness?
Courage observes;
reflects;
calculates;
surveys the whole situation;
counts the cost,
estimates the odds,
makes up its mind;
then goes at the enterprise resolute
to win or perish.
Recklessness does not reflect,
it plunges fearlessly in
with a hurrah,
and takes the risks,
whatever they may be,
regardless of expense.
Recklessness often fails,
Mrs.Eddy has never failed--from the point of view of her followers.
The point of view of other people is naturally not a matter of weighty importance
to her.
The new Church was not born loose-jointed and featureless,
but had a defined plan,
a definite character,
definite aims,
and a name which was a challenge,
and defied all comers.
It was
"a Mind-healing Church."
It was
"without a creed."
Its name,
"The Church of Christ,
Scientist."
Mrs.Eddy could not copyright her Church,
but she chartered it,
which was the same thing and relieved the pain.
It had twenty-six charter members.
Mrs.Eddy was at once installed as its pastor.
The other venture,
above referred to,
was Mrs. Eddy's Massachusetts Metaphysical College,
in which was taught
"the pathology of spiritual power."
She could not copyright it,
but she got it chartered.
For faculty it had herself,
her husband of the period
(Dr.
Eddy),
and her adopted son,
Dr.Foster-Eddy.
The college term was
"barely three weeks,"
she says.
Again she was bold,
brave,
rash,
reckless--choose
for yourself--for she not only began
to charge the student,
but charged him a hundred dollars a week
for the enlightenments.
And got it?
some may ask.
Easily.
Pupils flocked from far and near.
They came by the hundred.
Presently the term was cut down nearly half,
but the price remained as before.
To be exact,
the term-cut was
to seven lessons-- price,
three hundred dollars.
The college
"yielded a large income."
This is believable.
In seven years Mrs. Eddy taught,
as she avers,
over four thousand students in it.
(Preface
to 1902 edition of Science and Health.)
Three hundred times four thousand is--but perhaps you can cipher it yourself.
I could do it ordinarily,
but I fell down yesterday and hurt my leg.
Cipher it;
you will see that it is a grand sum
for a woman
to earn in seven years.
Yet that was not all she got out of her college in the seven.
At the time that she was charging the primary student three hundred dollars
for twelve lessons she was not content
with this tidy assessment,
but had other ways of plundering him.
By advertisement she offered him privileges whereby he could add eighteen lessons
to his store
for five hundred dollars more.
That is
to say,
he could get a total of thirty lessons in her college
for eight hundred dollars.
Four thousand times eight hundred is--but it is a difficult sum
for a cripple who has not been
"demonstrated over"
to cipher;
let it go.
She taught
"over"
four thousand students in seven years.
"Over"
is not definite,
but it probably represents a non-paying surplus of learners over and above the paying four thousand.
Charity students,
doubtless.
I think that as interesting an advertisement as has been printed since the romantic old days of the other buccaneers is this one from the Christian Science Journal
for September,
1886:
"MASSACHUSETTS METAPHYSICAL COLLEGE
"REV.
MARY BAKER G.
EDDY,
PRESIDENT
"571 Columbus Avenue,
Boston
"The collegiate course in Christian Science metaphysical healing includes twelve lessons.
Tuition,
three hundred dollars.
"Course in metaphysical obstetrics includes six daily lectures,
and is open only
to students from this college.
Tuition,
one hundred dollars.
"Class in theology,
open
(like the above)
to graduates,
receives six additional lectures on the Scriptures,
and summary of the principle and practice of Christian Science,
two hundred dollars.
"Normal class is open
to those who have taken the first course at this college;
six daily lectures complete the Normal course.
Tuition,
two hundred dollars.
"No invalids,
and only persons of good moral character,
are accepted as students.
All students are subject
to examination and rejection;
and they are liable
to leave the class if found unfit
to remain in it.
"A limited number of clergymen received free of charge.
"Largest discount
to indigent students,
one hundred dollars on the first course.
"No deduction on the others.
"Husband and wife,
entered together,
three hundred dollars.
"Tuition
for all strictly in advance."
There it is--the horse-leech's daughter alive again,
after a three- century vacation.
Fifty or sixty hours'
lecturing
for eight hundred dollars.
I was in error as
to one matter:
there are no charity students.
Gratis- taught clergymen must not be placed under that head;
they are merely an advertisement.
Pauper students can get into the infant class on a two- third rate
(cash in advance),
but not even an archangel can get into the rest of the game at anything short of par,
cash down.
For it is
"in the spirit of Christ's charity,
as one who is joyful
to bear healing
to the sick
"
that Mrs. Eddy is working the game.
She sends the healing
to them outside.
She cannot bear it
to them inside the college,
for the reason that she does not allow a sick candidate
to get in.
It is true that this smells of inconsistency,
but that is nothing;
Mrs.Eddy would not be Mrs. Eddy if she should ever chance
to be consistent about anything two days running.
Except in the matter of the Dollar.
The Dollar,
and appetite
for power and notoriety.
English must also be added;
she is always consistent,
she is always Mrs. Eddy,
in her English:
it is always and consistently confused and crippled and poor.
She wrote the Advertisement;
her literary trade-marks are there.
When she says all
"students"
are subject
to examination,
she does not mean students,
she means candidates
for that lofty place When she says students are
"liable"
to leave the class if found unfit
to remain in it,
she does not mean that if they find themselves unfit,
or be found unfit by others,
they will be likely
to ask permission
to leave the class;
she means that if she finds them unfit she will be
"liable"
to fire them out.
When she nobly offers
"tuition
for all strictly in advance,"
she does not mean
"instruction
for all in advance-payment
for it later."
No,
that is only what she says,
it is not what she means.
If she had written Science and Health,
the oldest man in the world would not be able
to tell
with certainty what any passage in it was intended
to mean.
Her Church was on its legs.
She was its pastor.
It was prospering.
She was appointed one of a committee
to draught By-laws
for its government.
It may be observed,
without overplus of irreverence,
that this was larks
for her.
She did all of the draughting herself.
From the very beginning she was always in the front seat when there was business
to be done;
in the front seat,
with both eyes open,
and looking sharply out
for Number One;
in the front seat,
working Mortal Mind
with fine effectiveness and giving Immortal Mind a rest
for Sunday.
When her Church was reorganized,
by-and-by,
the By-laws were retained.
She saw
to that.
In these Laws
for the government of her Church,
her empire,
her despotism,
Mrs.Eddy's character is embalmed
for good and all.
I think a particularized examination of these Church-laws will be found interesting.
And not the less so if we keep in mind that they were
"impelled by a power not one's own,"
as she says--Anglice.
the inspiration of God.
It is a Church
"without a creed."
Still,
it has one.
Mrs.Eddy draughted it--and copyrighted it.
In her own name.
You cannot become a member of the Mother-Church
(nor of any Christian Science Church)
without signing it.
It forms the first chapter of the By-laws,
and is called
"Tenets."
"Tenets of The Mother Church,
The First Church of Christ,
Scientist."
It has no hell in it--it throws it overboard.
THE PASTOR EMERITUS About the time of the reorganization,
Mrs.Eddy retired from her position of pastor of her Church,
abolished the office of pastor in all branch Churches,
and appointed her book,
Science and Health,
to be pastor- universal.
Mrs.Eddy did not disconnect herself from the office entirely,
when she retired,
but appointed herself Pastor Emeritus.
It is a misleading title,
and belongs
to the family of that phrase
"without a creed."
It advertises her as being a merely honorary official,
with nothing
to do,
and no authority.
The Czar of Russia is Emperor Emeritus on the same terms.
Mrs.Eddy was Autocrat of the Church before,
with limitless authority,
and she kept her grip on that limitless authority when she took that fictitious title.
It is curious and interesting
to note
with what an unerring instinct the Pastor Emeritus has thought out and forecast all possible encroachments upon her planned autocracy,
and barred the way against them,
in the By- laws which she framed and copyrighted--under the guidance of the Supreme Being.
THE BOARD OF DIRECTORS
for instance,
when Article I.
speaks of a President and Board of Directors,
you think you have discovered a formidable check upon the powers and ambitions of the honorary pastor,
the ornamental pastor,
the functionless pastor,
the Pastor Emeritus,
but it is a mistake.
These great officials are of the phrase--family of the Church-Without-a-Creed and the Pastor-With-Nothing-to-Do;
that is
to say,
of the family of Large-Names-Which-Mean-Nothing.
The Board is of so little consequence that the By-laws do not state how it is chosen,
nor who does it;
but they do state,
most definitely,
that the Board cannot fill a vacancy in its number
"except the candidate is approved by the Pastor Emeritus."
The
"candidate."
The Board cannot even proceed
to an election until the Pastor Emeritus has examined the list and squelched such candidates as are not satisfactory
to her.
Whether the original first Board began as the personal property of Mrs. Eddy or not,
it is foreseeable that in time,
under this By-law,
she would own it.
Such a first Board might chafe under such a rule as that,
and try
to legislate it out of existence some day.
But Mrs. Eddy was awake.
She foresaw that danger,
and added this ingenious and effective clause:
"This By-law can neither be amended nor annulled,
except by consent of Mrs. Eddy,
the Pastor Emeritus"
THE PRESIDENT The Board of Directors,
or Serfs,
or Ciphers,
elects the President.
On these clearly worded terms:
"Subject
to the approval of the Pastor Emeritus."
Therefore She elects him.
A long term can invest a high official
with influence and power,
and make him dangerous.
Mrs.Eddy reflected upon that;
so she limits the President's term
to a year.
She has a capable commercial head,
an organizing head,
a head
for government.
TREASURER AND CLERK There are a Treasurer and a Clerk.
They are elected by the Board of Directors.
That is
to say,
by Mrs. Eddy.
Their terms of office expire on the first Tuesday in June of each year,
"or upon the election of their successors."
They must be watchfully obedient and satisfactory
to her,
or she will elect and install their successors
with a suddenness that can be unpleasant
to them.
It goes without saying that the Treasurer manages the Treasury
to suit Mrs. Eddy,
and is in fact merely Temporary Deputy Treasurer.
Apparently the Clerk has but two duties
to perform:
to read messages from Mrs. Eddy
to First Members assembled in solemn Council,
and provide lists of candidates
for Church membership.
The select body entitled First Members are the aristocracy of the Mother-Church,
the Charter Members,
the Aborigines,
a sort of stylish but unsalaried little College of Cardinals,
good
for show,
but not indispensable.
Nobody is indispensable in Mrs. Eddy's empire;
she sees
to that.
When the Pastor Emeritus sends a letter or message
to that little Sanhedrin,
it is the Clerk's
"imperative duty"
to read it
"at the place and time specified."
Otherwise,
the world might come
to an end.
These are fine,
large frills,
and remind us of the ways of emperors and such.
Such do not use the penny-post,
they send a gilded and painted special messenger,
and he strides into the Parliament,
and business comes
to a sudden and solemn and awful stop;
and in the impressive hush that follows,
the Chief Clerk reads the document.
It is his
"imperative duty."
If he should neglect it,
his official life would end.
It is the same
with this Mother-Church Clerk;
"if he fail
to perform this important function of his office,"
certain majestic and unshirkable solemnities must follow:
a special meeting
"shall"
be called;
a member of the Church
"shall"
make formal complaint;
then the Clerk
"shall"
be
"removed from office."
Complaint is sufficient,
no trial is necessary.
There is something very sweet and juvenile and innocent and pretty about these little tinsel vanities,
these grave apings of monarchical fuss and feathers and ceremony,
here on our ostentatiously democratic soil.
She is the same lady that we found in the Autobiography,
who was so naively vain of all that little ancestral military riffraff that she had dug up and annexed.
A person's nature never changes.
What it is in childhood,
it remains.
Under pressure,
or a change of interest,
it can partially or wholly disappear from sight,
and
for considerable stretches of time,
but nothing can ever permanently modify it,
nothing can ever remove it.
BOARD OF TRUSTEES There isn't any--now.
But
with power and money piling up higher and higher every day and the Church's dominion spreading daily wider and farther,
a time could come when the envious and ambitious could start the idea that it would be wise and well
to put a watch upon these assets-- a watch equipped
with properly large authority.
By custom,
a Board of Trustees.
Mrs.Eddy has foreseen that probability--for she is a woman
with a long,
long look ahead,
the longest look ahead that ever a woman had--and she has provided
for that emergency.
In Art.
I.,
Sec.
5,
she has decreed that no Board of Trustees shall ever exist in the Mother- Church
"except it be constituted by the Pastor Emeritus."
The magnificence of it,
the daring of it! Thus far,
she is The Massachusetts Metaphysical College;
Pastor Emeritus;
President;
Board of Directors;
Treasurer;
Clerk;
and future Board of Trustees;
and is still moving onward,
ever onward.
When I contemplate her from a commercial point of view,
there are no words that can convey my admiration of her.
READERS These are a feature of first importance in the church-machinery of Christian Science.
For they occupy the pulpit.
They hold the place that the preacher holds in the other Christian Churches.
They hold that place,
but they do not preach.
Two of them are on duty at a time--a man and a woman.
One reads a passage from the Bible,
the other reads the explanation of it from Science and Health--and so they go on alternating.
This constitutes the service--this,
with choir-music.
They utter no word of their own.
Art.
IV.,
Sec.
6,
closes their mouths
with this uncompromising gag:
"They shall make no remarks explanatory of the Lesson-Sermon at any time during the service."
It seems a simple little thing.
One is not startled by it at a first reading of it;
nor at the second,
nor the third.
One may have
to read it a dozen times before the whole magnitude of it rises before the mind.
It far and away oversizes and outclasses the best business-idea yet invented
for the safe-guarding and perpetuating of a religion.
If it had been thought of and put in force eighteen hundred and seventy years ago,
there would be but one Christian sect in the world now,
instead of ten dozens of them.
There are many varieties of men in the world,
consequently there are many varieties of minds in its pulpits.
This insures many differing interpretations of important Scripture texts,
and this in turn insures the splitting up of a religion into many sects.
It is what has happened;
it was sure
to happen.
Mrs.Eddy has noted this disastrous result of preaching,
and has put up the bars.
She will have no preaching in her Church.
She has explained all essential Scriptures,
and set the explanations down in her book.
In her belief her underlings cannot improve upon those explanations,
and in that stern sentence
"they shall make no explanatory remarks"
she has barred them
for all time from trying.
She will be obeyed;
there is no question about that.
In arranging her government she has borrowed ideas from various sources-- not poor ones,
but the best in the governmental market--but this one is new,
this one came out of no ordinary business-head,
this one must have come out of her own,
there has been no other commercial skull in a thousand centuries that was equal
to it.
She has borrowed freely and wisely,
but I am sure that this idea is many times larger than all her borrowings bulked together.
One must respect the business-brain that produced it--the splendid pluck and impudence that ventured
to promulgate it,
anyway.
ELECTION OF READERS Readers are not taken at hap-hazard,
any more than preachers are taken at hap-hazard
for the pulpits of other sects.
No,
Readers are elected by the Board of Directors.
But--
"Section 3.
The Board shall inform the Pas.
for Emeritus of the names of candidates
for Readers before they are elected,
and if she objects
to the nomination,
said candidates shall not be chosen."
Is that an election--by the Board?
Thus far I have not been able
to find out what that Board of Spectres is for.
It certainly has no real function,
no duty which the hired girl could not perform,
no office beyond the mere recording of the autocrat's decrees.
There are no dangerously long office-terms in Mrs. Eddy's government.
The Readers are elected
for but one year.
This insures their subserviency
to their proprietor.
Readers are not allowed
to copy out passages and read them from the manuscript in the pulpit;
they must read from Mrs. Eddy's book itself.
She is right.
Slight changes could be slyly made,
repeated,
and in time get acceptance
with congregations.
Branch sects could grow out of these practices.
Mrs.Eddy knows the human race,
and how far
to trust it.
Her limit is not over a quarter of an inch.
It is all that a wise person will risk.
Mrs.Eddy's inborn disposition
to copyright everything,
charter everything,
secure the rightful and proper credit
to herself
for everything she does,
and everything she thinks she does,
and everything she thinks,
and everything she thinks she thinks or has thought or intends
to think,
is illustrated in Sec.
5 of Art.
IV.,
defining the duties of official Readers--in church:
"Naming Book and Author.
The Reader of Science and Health,
with Key
to the Scriptures,
before commencing
to read from this book,
shall distinctly announce its full title and give the author's name."
Otherwise the congregation might get the habit of forgetting who
(ostensibly)
wrote the book.
THE ARISTOCRACY This consists of First Members and their apostolic succession.
It is a close corporation,
and its membership limit is one hundred.
Forty will answer,
but if the number fall below that,
there must be an election,
to fill the grand quorum.
This Sanhedrin can't do anything of the slightest importance,
but it can talk.
It can
"discuss."
That is,
it can discuss
"important questions relative
to Church members",
evidently persons who are already Church members.
This affords it amusement,
and does no harm.
It can
"fix the salaries of the Readers."
Twice a year it
"votes on"
admitting candidates.
That is,
for Church membership.
But its work is cut out
for it beforehand,
by Sec.
,
Art.
IX.:
"Every recommendation
for membership In the Church
'shall be countersigned by a loyal student of Mrs. Eddy's,
by a Director of this Church,
or by a First Member.'
"
All these three classes of beings are the personal property of Mrs. Eddy.
She has absolute control of the elections.
Also it must
"transact any Church business that may properly come before it."
"Properly"
is a thoughtful word.
No important business can come before it.
The By laws have attended
to that.
No important business goes before any one
for the final word except Mrs. Eddy.
She has looked
to that.
The Sanhedrin
"votes on"
candidates
for admission
to its own body.
But is its vote worth any more than mine would be?
No,
it isn't.
Sec.
4,
of Art.
V.--Election of First Members--makes this quite plain:
"Before being elected,
the candidates
for First Members shall be approved by the Pastor Emeritus over her own signature."
Thus the Sanhedrin is the personal property of Mrs. Eddy.
She owns it.
It has no functions,
no authority,
no real existence.
It is another Board of Shadows.
Mrs.Eddy is the Sanhedrin herself.
But it is time
to foot up again and
"see where we are at."
Thus far,
Mrs.Eddy is The Massachusetts Metaphysical College;
Pastor Emeritus,
President;
Board of Directors;
Treasurer;
Clerk;
Future Board of Trustees;
Proprietor of the Priesthood:
Dictator of the Services;
Proprietor of the Sanhedrin.
She has come far,
and is still on her way.
CHURCH MEMBERSHIP In this Article there is another exhibition of a couple of the large features of Mrs. Eddy's remarkable make-up:
her business-talent and her knowledge of human nature.
She does not beseech and implore people
to join her Church.
She knows the human race better than that.
She gravely goes through the motions of reluctantly granting admission
to the applicant as a favor
to him.
The idea is worth untold shekels.
She does not stand at the gate of the fold
with welcoming arms spread,
and receive the lost sheep
with glad emotion and set up the fatted calf and invite the neighbor and have a time.
No,
she looks upon him coldly,
she snubs him,
she says:
"Who are you?
Who is your sponsor?
Who asked you
to come here?
Go away,
and don't come again until you are invited."
It is calculated
to strikingly impress a person accustomed
to Moody and Sankey and Sam Jones revivals;
accustomed
to brain-turning appeals
to the unknown and unendorsed sinner
to come forward and enter into the joy,
etc.--
"just as he is";
accustomed
to seeing him do it;
accustomed
to seeing him pass up the aisle through sobbing seas of welcome,
and love,
and congratulation,
and arrive at the mourner's bench and be received like a long-lost government bond.
No,
there is nothing of that kind in Mrs. Eddy's system.
She knows that if you wish
to confer upon a human being something which he is not sure he wants,
the best way is
to make it apparently difficult
for him
to get it--then he is no son of Adam if that apple does not assume an interest in his eyes which it lacked before.
In time this interest can grow into desire.
Mrs.Eddy knows that when you cannot get a man
to try--free of cost--a new and effective remedy
for a disease he is afflicted with,
you can generally sell it
to him if you will put a price upon it which he cannot afford.
When,
in the beginning,
she taught Christian Science gratis
(for good reasons),
pupils were few and reluctant,
and required persuasion;
it was when she raised the limit
to three hundred dollars
for a dollar's worth that she could not find standing room
for the invasion of pupils that followed.
With fine astuteness she goes through the motions of making it difficult
to get membership in her Church.
There is a twofold value in this system:
it gives membership a high value in the eyes of the applicant;
and at the same time the requirements exacted enable Mrs. Eddy
to keep him out if she has doubts about his value
to her.
A word further as
to applications
for membership:
"Applications of students of the Metaphysical College must be signed by the Board of Directors."
That is safe.
Mrs.Eddy is proprietor of that Board.
Children of twelve may be admitted if invited by
"one of Mrs. Eddy's loyal students,
or by a First Member,
or by a Director."
These sponsors are the property of Mrs. Eddy,
therefore her Church is safeguarded from the intrusion of undesirable children.
Other Students.
Applicants who have not studied
with Mrs. Eddy can get in only
"by invitation and recommendation from students of Mrs. Eddy .
.
.
or from members of the Mother-Church."
Other paragraphs explain how two or three other varieties of applicants are
to be challenged and obstructed,
and tell us who is authorized
to invite them,
recommend them endorse them,
and all that.
The safeguards are definite,
and would seem
to be sufficiently strenuous --to Mr. Sam Jones,
at any rate.
Not
for Mrs. Eddy.
She adds this clincher:
"The candidates be elected by a majority vote of the First Members present."
That is the aristocracy,
the aborigines,
the Sanhedrin.
It is Mrs. Eddy's property.
She herself is the Sanhedrin.
No one can get into the Church if she wishes
to keep him out.
This veto power could some time or other have a large value
for her,
therefore she was wise
to reserve it.
It is likely that it is not frequently used.
It is also probable that the difficulties attendant upon getting admission
to membership have been instituted more
to invite than
to deter,
more
to enhance the value of membership and make people long
for it than
to make it really difficult
to get.
I think so,
because the Mother.
Church has many thousands of members more than its building can accommodate.
AND SOME ENGLISH REQUIRED Mrs. Eddy is very particular as regards one detail curiously so,
for her,
all things considered.
The Church Readers must be
"good English scholars";
they must be
"thorough English scholars."
She is thus sensitive about the English of her subordinates
for cause,
possibly.
In her chapter defining the duties of the Clerk there is an indication that she harbors resentful memories of an occasion when the hazy quality of her own English made unforeseen and mortifying trouble:
"Understanding Communications.
Sec.
2.
If the Clerk of this Church shall receive a communication from the Pastor Emeritus which he does not fully understand,
he shall inform her of this fact before presenting it
to the Church,
and obtain a clear understanding of the matter--then act in accordance therewith."
She should have waited
to calm down,
then,
but instead she added this,
which lacks sugar:
"Failing
to adhere
to this By-law,
the Clerk must resign."
I wish I could see that communication that broke the camel's back.
It was probably the one beginning:
"What plague spot or bacilli were gnawing at the heart of this metropolis and bringing it on bended knee?"
and I think it likely that the kindly disposed Clerk tried
to translate it into English and lost his mind and had
to go
to the hospital.
That Bylaw was not the offspring of a forecast,
an intuition,
it was certainly born of a sorrowful experience.
Its temper gives the fact away.
The little book of By-laws has manifestly been tinkered by one of Mrs. Eddy's
"
thorough English scholars,"
for in the majority of cases its meanings are clear.
The book is not even marred by Mrs. Eddy's peculiar specialty--lumbering clumsinesses of speech.
I believe the salaried polisher has weeded them all out but one.
In one place,
after referring
to Science and Health,
Mrs.Eddy goes on
to say
"the Bible and the above- -named book,
with other works by the same author,"
etc.
It is an unfortunate sentence,
for it could mislead a hasty or careless reader
for a moment.
Mrs.Eddy framed it--it is her very own--it bears her trade-mark.
"The Bible and Science and Health,
with other works by the same author,"
could have come from no literary vacuum but the one which produced the remark
(in the Autobiography):
"I remember reading,
in my childhood,
certain manuscripts containing Scriptural Sonnets,
besides other verses and enigmas."
We know what she means,
in both instances,
but a low-priced Clerk would not necessarily know,
and on a salary like his he could quite excusably aver that the Pastor Emeritus had commanded him
to come and make proclamation that she was author of the Bible,
and that she was thinking of discharging some Scriptural sonnets and other enigmas upon the congregation.
It could lose him his place,
but it would not be fair,
if it happened before the edict about
"Understanding Communications"
was promulgated.
"READERS"
AGAIN The By-law book makes a showy pretence of orderliness and system,
but it is only a pretence.
I will not go so far as
to say it is a harum-scarum jumble,
for it is not that,
but I think it fair
to say it is at least jumbulacious in places.
For instance,
Articles III.
and IV.
set forth in much detail the qualifications and duties of Readers,
she then skips some thirty pages and takes up the subject again.
It looks like slovenliness,
but it may be only art.
The belated By-law has a sufficiently quiet look,
but it has a ton of dynamite in it.
It makes all the Christian Science Church Readers on the globe the personal chattels of Mrs. Eddy.
Whenever she chooses,
she can stretch her long arm around the world's fat belly and flirt a Reader out of his pulpit,
though he be tucked away in seeming safety and obscurity in a lost village in the middle of China:
"In any Church.
Sec.
2.
The Pastor Emeritus of the Mother-Church shall have the right
(through a letter addressed
to the individual and Church of which he is the Reader)
to remove a Reader from this office in any Church of Christ,
Scientist,
both in America and in foreign nations;
or
to appoint the Reader
to fill any office belonging
to the Christian Science denomination."
She does not have
to prefer charges against him,
she does not have
to find him lazy,
careless,
incompetent,
untidy,
ill-mannered,
unholy,
dishonest,
she does not have
to discover a fault of any kind in him,
she does not have
to tell him nor his congregation why she dismisses and disgraces him and insults his meek flock,
she does not have
to explain
to his family why she takes the bread out of their mouths and turns them out-of-doors homeless and ashamed in a strange land;
she does not have
to do anything but send a letter and say:
"Pack! --and ask no questions!"
Has the Pope this power?
--the other Pope --the one in Rome.
Has he anything approaching it?
Can he turn a priest out of his pulpit and strip him of his office and his livelihood just upon a whim,
a caprice,
and meanwhile furnishing no reasons
to the parish?
Not in America.
And not elsewhere,
we may believe.
It is odd and strange,
to see intelligent and educated people among us worshipping this self-seeking and remorseless tyrant as a God.
This worship is denied--by persons who are themselves worshippers of Mrs. Eddy.
I feel quite sure that it is a worship which will continue during ages.
That Mrs. Eddy wrote that amazing By-law
with her own hand we have much better evidence than her word.
We have her English.
It is there.
It cannot be imitated.
She ought never
to go
to the expense of copyrighting her verbal discharges.
When any one tries
to claim them she should call me;
I can always tell them from any other literary apprentice's at a glance.
It was like her
to call America a
"nation";
she would call a sand-bar a nation if it should fall into a sentence in which she was speaking of peoples,
for she would not know how
to untangle it and get it out and classify it by itself.
And the closing arrangement of that By- law is in true Eddysonian form,
too.
In it she reserves authority
to make a Reader fill any office connected
with a Science church-sexton,
grave-digger,
advertising-agent,
Annex-polisher,
leader of the choir,
President,
Director,
Treasurer,
Clerk,
etc.
She did not mean that.
She already possessed that authority.
She meant
to clothe herself
with power,
despotic and unchallengeable,
to appoint all Science Readers
to their offices,
both at home and abroad.
The phrase
"or
to appoint"
is another miscarriage of intention;
she did not mean
"or,"
she meant
"and."
That By-law puts into Mrs. Eddy's hands absolute command over the most formidable force and influence existent in the Christian Science kingdom outside of herself,
and it does this unconditionally and
(by auxiliary force of Laws already quoted)
irrevocably.
Still,
she is not quite satisfied.
Something might happen,
she doesn't know what.
Therefore she drives in one more nail,
to make sure,
and drives it deep:
"This By-law can neither be amended nor annulled,
except by consent of the Pastor Emeritus."
Let some one
with a wild and delirious fancy try and see if he can imagine her furnishing that consent.
MONOPOLY OF SPIRITUAL BREAD Very properly,
the first qualification
for membership in the Mother- Church is belief in the doctrines of Christian Science.
But these doctrines must not be gathered from secondary sources.
There is but one recognized source.
The candidate must be a believer in the doctrines of Christian Science
"according
to the platform and teaching contained in the Christian Science text-book,
'Science and Health,
with Key
to the Scriptures,'
by Rev.
Mary Baker G.
Eddy."
That is definite,
and is final.
There are
to be no commentaries,
no labored volumes of exposition and explanation by anybody except Mrs. Eddy.
Because such things could sow error,
create warring opinions,
split the religion into sects,
and disastrously cripple its power.
Mrs.Eddy will do the whole of the explaining,
Herself--has done it,
in fact.
She has written several books.
They are
to be had
(for cash in advance),
they are all sacred;
additions
to them can never be needed and will never be permitted.
They tell the candidate how
to instruct himself,
how
to teach others,
how
to do all things comprised in the business--and they close the door against all would-be competitors,
and monopolize the trade:
"The Bible and the above--named book [Science and Health],
with other works by the same author,"
must be his only text-books
for the commerce-- he cannot forage outside.
Mrs.Eddy's words are
to be the sole elucidators of the Bible and Science and Health --forever.
Throughout the ages,
whenever there is doubt as
to the meaning of a passage in either of these books the inquirer will not dream of trying
to explain it
to himself;
he would shudder at the thought of such temerity,
such profanity,
he would be haled
to the Inquisition and thence
to the public square and the stake if he should be caught studying into text-meanings on his own hook;
he will be prudent and seek the meanings at the only permitted source,
Mrs.Eddy's commentaries.
Value of this Strait-jacket.
One must not underrate the magnificence of this long-headed idea,
one must not underestimate its giant possibilities in the matter of trooping the Church solidly together and keeping it so.
It squelches independent inquiry,
and makes such a thing impossible,
profane,
criminal,
it authoritatively settles every dispute that can arise.
It starts
with finality --a point which the Roman Church has travelled towards fifteen or sixteen centuries,
stage by stage,
and has not yet reached.
The matter of the Immaculate Conception of the Virgin Mary was not authoritatively settled until the days of Pius IX.-- yesterday,
so
to speak.
As already noticed,
the Protestants are broken up into a long array of sects,
a result of disputes about the meanings of texts,
disputes made unavoidable by the absence of an infallible authority
to submit doubtful passages to.
A week or two ago
(I am writing in the middle of January,
1903),
the clergy and others hereabouts had a warm dispute in the papers over this question:
Did Jesus anywhere claim
to be God?
It seemed an easy question,
but it turned out
to be a hard one.
It was ably and elaborately discussed,
by learned men of several denominations,
but in the end it remained unsettled.
A week ago,
another discussion broke out.
It was over this text:
"Sell all that thou hast and distribute unto the poor."
One verdict was worded as follows:
"When Christ answered the rich young man and said
for him
to give
to the poor all he possessed or he could not gain everlasting life,
He did not mean it in the literal sense.
My interpretation of His words is that we should part
with what comes between us and Christ.
"There is no doubt that Jesus believed that the rich young man thought more of his wealth than he did of his soul,
and,
such being the case,
it was his duty
to give up the wealth.
"Every one of us knows that there is something we should give up
for Christ.
Those who are true believers and followers know what they have given up,
and those who are not yet followers know down in their hearts what they must give up."
Ten clergymen of various denominations were interviewed,
and nine of them agreed
with that verdict.
That did not settle the matter,
because the tenth said the language of Jesus was so strait and definite that it explained itself:
"Sell all,"
not a percentage.
There is a most unusual feature about that dispute:
the nine persons who decided alike,
quoted not a single authority in support of their position.
I do not know when I have seen trained disputants do the like of that before.
The nine merely furnished their own opinions,
founded upon--nothing at all.
In the other dispute
("Did Jesus anywhere claim
to be God?"
)
the same kind of men--trained and learned clergymen--backed up their arguments
with chapter and verse.
On both sides.
Plenty of verses.
Were no reinforcing verses
to be found in the present case?
It looks that way.
The opinion of the nine seems strange
to me,
for it is unsupported by authority,
while there was at least constructive authority
for the opposite view.
It is hair-splitting differences of opinion over disputed text-meanings that have divided into many sects a once united Church.
One may infer from some of the names in the following list that some of the differences are very slight--so slight as
to be not distinctly important,
perhaps-- yet they have moved groups
to withdraw from communions
to which they belonged and set up a sect of their own.
The list--accompanied by various Church statistics
for 1902,
compiled by Rev.
Dr.H.
K.
Carroll--was published,
January 8,
1903,
in the New York Christian Advocate:
Adventists
(6 bodies),
Baptists
(13 bodies),
Brethren
(Plymouth)
(4 bodies),
Brethren
(River)
(3 bodies),
Catholics
(8 bodies),
Catholic Apostolic,
Christadelphians,
Christian Connection,
Christian Catholics,
Christian Missionary Association,
Christian Scientists,
Church of God
(Wine-brennarian),
Church of the New Jerusalem,
Congregationalists,
Disciples of Christ,
Dunkards
(4 bodies),
Evangelical
(2 bodies),
Friends
(4 bodies),
Friends of the Temple,
German Evangelical Protestant,
German Evangelical Synod,
Independent congregations,
Jews
(2 bodies),
Latter-day Saints
(2 bodies),
Lutherans
(22 bodies),
Mennonites
(12 bodies),
Methodists
(17 bodies),
Moravians,
Presbyterians
(12 bodies),
Protestant Episcopal
(2 bodies),
Reformed
(3 bodies),
Schwenkfeldians,
Social Brethren,
Spiritualists,
Swedish Evangelical Miss.
Covenant
(Waldenstromians),
Unitarians,
United Brethren
(2 bodies),
Universalists,
Total of sects and splits--139.
In the present month
(February),
Mr.E.
I.
Lindh,
A..M.,
has communicated
to the Boston Transcript a hopeful article on the solution of the problem of the
"divided church."
Divided is not too violent a term.
Subdivided could have been permitted if he had thought of it.
He came near thinking of it,
for he mentions some of the subdivisions himself:
"the 12 kinds of Presbyterians,
the 17 kinds of Methodists,
the 13 kinds of Baptists,
etc."
He overlooked the 12 kinds of Mennonites and the 22 kinds of Lutherans,
but they are in Rev.
Mr.Carroll's list.
Altogether,
76 splits under 5 flags.
The Literary Digest
(February 14th)
is pleased
with Mr. Lindh's optimistic article,
and also
with the signs of the times,
and perceives that
"the idea of Church unity is in the air."
Now,
then,
is not Mrs. Eddy profoundly wise in forbidding,
for all time,
all explanations of her religion except such as she shall let on
to be her own?
I think so.
I think there can be no doubt of it.
In a way,
they will be her own;
for,
no matter which member of her clerical staff shall furnish the explanations,
not a line of them will she ever allow
to be printed until she shall have approved it,
accepted it,
copyrighted it,
cabbaged it.
We may depend on that
with a four-ace confidence.
THE NEW INFALLIBILITY All in proper time Mrs. Eddy's factory will take hold of that Commandment,
and explain it
for good and all.
It may be that one member of the shift will vote that the word
"all"
means all;
it may be that ten members of the shift will vote that
"all"
means only a percentage;
but it is Mrs. Eddy,
not the eleven,
who will do the deciding.
And if she says it is percentage,
then percentage it is,
forevermore --and that is what I am expecting,
for she doesn't sell all herself,
nor any considerable part of it,
and as regards the poor,
she doesn't declare any dividend;
but if she says
"all"
means all,
then all it is,
to the end of time,
and no follower of hers will ever be allowed
to reconstruct that text,
or shrink it,
or inflate it,
or meddle
with it in any way at all.
Even to-day-- right here in the beginning--she is the sole person who,
in the matter of Christian Science exegesis,
is privileged
to exploit the Spiral Twist.
The Christian world has two Infallibles now.
Of equal power?
For the present only.
When Leo XIII.
passes
to his rest another Infallible will ascend his throne;
others,
and yet others,
and still others will follow him,
and be as infallible as he,
and decide questions of doctrine as long as they may come up,
all down the far future;
but Mary Baker G.
Eddy is the only Infallible that will ever occupy the Science throne.
Many a Science Pope will succeed her,
but she has closed their mouths;
they will repeat and reverently praise and adore her infallibilities,
but venture none themselves.
In her grave she will still outrank all other Popes,
be they of what Church they may.
She will hold the supremest of earthly titles,
The Infallible--with a capital T.
Many in the world's history have had a hunger
for such nuggets and slices of power as they might reasonably hope
to grab out of an empire's or a religion's assets,
but Mrs. Eddy is the only person alive or dead who has ever struck
for the whole of them.
For small things she has the eye of a microscope,
for large ones the eye of a telescope,
and whatever she sees,
she wants.
Wants it all.
THE SACRED POEMS When Mrs. Eddy's
"sacred revelations"
(that is the language of the By- laws)
are read in public,
their authorship must be named.
The By-laws twice command this,
therefore we mention it twice,
to be fair.
But it is also commanded that when a member publicly quotes
"from the poems of our Pastor Emeritus"
the authorship shall be named.
For these are sacred,
too.
There are kindly people who may suspect a hidden generosity in that By-law;
they may think it is there
to protect the Official Reader from the suspicion of having written the poems himself.
Such do not know Mrs. Eddy.
She does an inordinate deal of protecting,
but in no distinctly named and specified case in her history has Number Two been the object of it.
Instances have been claimed,
but they have failed of proof,
and even of plausibility.
"Members shall also instruct their students"
to look out and advertise the authorship when they read those poems and things.
Not on Mrs. Eddy's account,
but
"for the good of our Cause."
THE CHURCH EDIFICE 1.
Mrs.Eddy gave the land.
It was not of much value at the time,
but it is very valuable now.
2.
Her people built the Mother-Church edifice on it,
at a cost of two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
3.
Then they gave the whole property
to her.
4.
Then she gave it
to the Board of Directors.
She is the Board of Directors.
She took it out of one pocket and put it in the other.
5.
Sec.
10
(of the deed).
"Whenever said Directors shall determine that it is inexpedient
to maintain preaching,
reading,
or speaking in said church in accordance
with the terms of this deed,
they are authorized and required
to reconvey forthwith said lot of land
with the building thereon
to Mary Baker G.
Eddy,
her heirs and assigns forever,
by a proper deed of conveyance."
She is never careless,
never slipshod,
about a matter of business.
Owning the property through her Board of Waxworks was safe enough,
still it was sound business
to set another grip on it
to cover accidents,
and she did it.
Her barkers
(what a curious name;
I wonder if it is copyrighted);
her barkers persistently advertise
to the public her generosity in giving away a piece of land which cost her a trifle,
and a two--hundred--and--fifty--thousand--dollar church which cost her nothing;
and they can hardly speak of the unselfishness of it without breaking down and crying;
yet they know she gave nothing away,
and never intended to.
However,
such is the human race.
Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
Some of the hostiles think that Mrs. Eddy's idea in protecting this property in the interest of her heirs,
and in accumulating a great money fortune,
is,
that she may leave her natural heirs well provided
for when she goes.
I think it is a mistake.
I think she is of late years giving herself large concern about only one interest-her power and glory,
and the perpetuation and worship of her Name--with a capital N.
Her Church is her pet heir,
and I think it will get her wealth.
It is the torch which is
to light the world and the ages
with her glory.
I think she once prized money
for the ease and comfort it could bring,
the showy vanities it could furnish,
and the social promotion it could command;
for we have seen that she was born into the world
with little ways and instincts and aspirations and affectations that are duplicates of our own.
I do not think her money-passion has ever diminished in ferocity,
I do not think that she has ever allowed a dollar that had no friends
to get by her alive,
but I think her reason
for wanting it has changed.
I think she wants it now
to increase and establish and perpetuate her power and glory with,
not
to add
to her comforts and luxuries,
not
to furnish paint and fuss and feathers
for vain display.
I think her ambitions have soared away above the fuss-and-feather stage.
She still likes the little shows and vanities--a fact which she exposed in a public utterance two or three days ago when she was not noticing-- but I think she does not place a large value upon them now.
She could build a mighty and far-shining brass-mounted palace if she wanted to,
but she does not do it.
She would have had that kind of an ambition in the early scrabbling times.
She could go
to England to-day and be worshiped by earls,
and get a comet's attention from the million,
if she cared
for such things.
She would have gone in the early scrabbling days
for much less than an earl,
and been vain of it,
and glad
to show off before the remains of the Scotch kin.
But those things are very small
to her now-- next
to invisible,
observed through the cloud-rack from the dizzy summit where she perches in these great days.
She does not want that church property
for herself.
It is worth but a quarter of a million--a sum she could call in from her far-spread flocks to-morrow
with a lift of her hand.
Not a squeeze of it,
just a lift.
It would come without a murmur;
come gratefully,
come gladly.
And if her glory stood in more need of the money in Boston than it does where her flocks are propagating it,
she would lift the hand,
I think.
She is still reaching
for the Dollar,
she will continue
to reach
for it;
but not that she may spend it upon herself;
not that she may spend it upon charities;
not that she may indemnify an early deprivation and clothe herself in a blaze of North Adams gauds;
not that she may have nine breeds of pie
for breakfast,
as only the rich New-Englander can;
not that she may indulge any petty material vanity or appetite that once was hers and prized and nursed,
but that she may apply that Dollar
to statelier uses,
and place it where it may cast the metallic sheen of her glory farthest across the receding expanses of the globe.
PRAYER A brief and good one is furnished in the book of By-laws.
The Scientist is required
to pray it every day.
THE LORD'S PRAYER-AMENDED This is not in the By-laws,
it is in the first chapter of Science and Health,
edition of 1902.
I do not find it in the edition of 1884.
It is probable that it had not at that time been handed down.
Science and Health's
(latest)
rendering of its
"spiritual sense"
is as follows:
"Our Father-Mother God'
all-harmonious,
adorable One.
Thy kingdom is within us,
Thou art ever-present.
Enable us
to know--as in heaven,
so on earth--God is supreme.
Give us grace
for to-day;
feed the famished affections.
And infinite Love is reflected in love.
And Love leadeth us not into temptation,
but delivereth from sin,
disease,
and death.
For God is now and forever all Life,
Truth,
and Love."
If I thought my opinion was desired and would be properly revered,
I should say that in my judgment that is as good a piece of carpentering as any of those eleven Commandment--experts could do
with the material after all their practice.
I notice only one doubtful place."
Lead us not into temptation"
seems
to me
to be a very definite request,
and that the new rendering turns the definite request into a definite assertion.
I shall be glad
to have that turned back
to the old way and the marks of the Spiral Twist removed,
or varnished over;
then I shall be satisfied,
and will do the best I can
with what is left.
At the same time,
I do feel that the shrinkage in our spiritual assets is getting serious.
First the Commandments,
now the Prayer.
I never expected
to see these steady old reliable securities watered down
to this.
And this is not the whole of it.
Last summer the Presbyterians extended the Calling and Election suffrage
to nearly everybody entitled
to salvation.
They did not even stop there,
but let out all the unbaptized American infants we had been accumulating
for two hundred years and more.
There are some that believe they would have let the Scotch ones out,
too,
if they could have done it.
Everything is going
to ruin;
in no long time we shall have nothing left but the love of God.
THE NEW UNPARDONABLE SIN
"Working Against the Cause.
Sec.
2.
If a member of this Church shall work against the accomplishment of what the Discoverer and Founder of Christian Science understands is advantageous
to the individual,
to this Church,
and
to the Cause of Christian Science"--out he goes.
Forever.
The member may think that what he is doing will advance the Cause,
but he is not invited
to do any thinking.
More than that,
he is not permitted
to do any--as he will clearly gather from this By-law.
When a person joins Mrs. Eddy's Church he must leave his thinker at home.
Leave it permanently.
To make sure that it will not go off some time or other when he is not watching,
it will be safest
for him
to spike it.
If he should forget himself and think just once,
the By-law provides that he shall be fired out-instantly-forever-no return.
"It shall be the duty of this Church immediately
to call a meeting,
and drop forever the name of this member from its records."
My,
but it breathes a towering indignation! There are forgivable offenses,
but this is not one of them;
there are admonitions,
probations,
suspensions,
in several minor cases;
mercy is shown the derelict,
in those cases he is gently used,
and in time he can get back into the fold--even when he has repeated his offence.
But let him think,
just once,
without getting his thinker set
to Eddy time,
and that is enough;
his head comes off.
There is no second offence,
and there is no gate open
to that lost sheep,
ever again.
"This rule cannot be changed,
amended,
or annulled,
except by unanimous vote of all the First Members."
The same being Mrs. Eddy.
It is naively sly and pretty
to see her keep putting forward First Members,
and Boards of This and That,
and other broideries and ruffles of her raiment,
as if they were independent entities,
instead of a part of her clothes,
and could do things all by themselves when she was outside of them.
Mrs.Eddy did not need
to copyright the sentence just quoted,
its English would protect it.
None but she would have shovelled that comically superfluous
"all"
in there.
The former Unpardonable Sin has gone out of service.
We may frame the new Christian Science one thus:
"Whatsoever Member shall think,
and without Our Mother's permission act upon his think,
the same shall be cut off from the Church forever."
It has been said that I make many mistakes about Christian Science through being ignorant of the spiritual meanings of its terminology.
I believe it is true.
I have been misled all this time by that word Member,
because there was no one
to tell me that its spiritual meaning was Slave.
AXE AND BLOCK There is a By-law which forbids Members
to practice hypnotism;
the penalty is excommunication.
1.
If a member is found
to be a mental practitioner-- 2.
Complaint is
to be entered against him-- 3.
By the Pastor Emeritus,
and by none else;
4.
No member is allowed
to make complaint
to her in the matter;
5.
Upon Mrs. Eddy's mere
"complaint"--unbacked by evidence or proof,
and without giving the accused a chance
to be heard--"
his name shall be dropped from this Church."
Mrs.Eddy has only
to say a member is guilty--that is all.
That ends it.
It is not a case of he
"may"
be cut off from Christian Science salvation,
it is a case of he
"shall"
be.
Her serfs must see
to it,
and not say a word.
Does the other Pope possess this prodigious and irresponsible power?
Certainly not in our day.
Some may be curious
to know how Mrs. Eddy finds out that a member is practicing hypnotism,
since no one is allowed
to come before her throne and accuse him.
She has explained this in Christian Science History,
first and second editions,
page 16:
"I possess a spiritual sense of what the malicious mental practitioner is mentally arguing which cannot be deceived;
I can discern in the human mind thoughts,
motives,
and purposes,
and neither mental arguments nor psychic power can affect this spiritual insight."
A marvelous woman;
with a hunger
for power such as has never been seen in the world before.
No thing,
little or big,
that contains any seed or suggestion of power escapes her avaricious eye;
and when once she gets that eye on it,
her remorseless grip follows.
There isn't a Christian Scientist who isn't ecclesiastically as much her property as if she had bought him and paid
for him,
and copyrighted him and got a charter.
She cannot be satisfied when she has handcuffed a member,
and put a leg-chain and ball on him and plugged his ears and removed his thinker,
she goes on wrapping needless chains round and round him,
just as a spider would.
For she trusts no one,
believes in no one's honesty,
judges every one by herself.
Although we have seen that she has absolute and irresponsible command over her spectral Boards and over every official and servant of her Church,
at home and abroad,
over every minute detail of her Church's government,
present and future,
and can purge her membership of guilty or suspected persons by various plausible formalities and whenever she will,
she is still not content,
but must set her queer mind
to work and invent a way by which she can take a member--any member--by neck and crop and fling him out without anything resembling a formality at all.
She is sole accuser and sole witness,
and her testimony is final and carries uncompromising and irremediable doom
with it.
The Sole-Witness Court! It should make the Council of Ten and the Council of Three turn in their graves
for shame,
to see how little they knew about satanic concentrations of irresponsible power.
Here we have one Accuser,
one Witness,
one Judge,
one Headsman--and all four bunched together in Mrs. Eddy,
the Inspired of God,
His Latest Thought
to His People,
New Member of the Holy Family,
the Equal of Jesus.
When a Member is not satisfactory
to Mrs. Eddy,
and yet is blameless in his life and faultless in his membership and in his Christian Science walk and conversation,
shall he hold up his head and tilt his hat over one ear and imagine himself safe because of these perfections?
Why,
in that very moment Mrs. Eddy will cast that spiritual X-ray of hers through his dungarees and say:
"I see his hypnotism working,
among his insides--remove him
to the block!"
What shall it profit him
to know it isn't so?
Nothing.
His testimony is of no value.
No one wants it,
no one will ask
for it.
He is not present
to offer it
(he does not know he has been accused),
and if he were there
to offer it,
it would not be listened to.
It was out of powers approaching Mrs. Eddy's--though not equalling them --that the Inquisition and the devastations of the Interdict grew.
She will transmit hers.
The man born two centuries from now will think he has arrived in hell;
and all in good time he will think he knows it.
Vast concentrations of irresponsible power have never in any age been used mercifully,
and there is nothing
to suggest that the Christian Science Papacy is going
to spend money on novelties.
Several Christian Scientists have asked me
to refrain from prophecy.
There is no prophecy in our day but history.
But history is a trustworthy prophet.
History is always repeating itself,
because conditions are always repeating themselves.
Out of duplicated conditions history always gets a duplicate product.
READING LETTERS AT MEETINGS I wonder if there is anything a Member can do that will not raise Mrs. Eddy's jealousy?
The By-laws seem
to hunt him from pillar
to post all the time,
and turn all his thoughts and acts and words into sins against the meek and lowly new deity of his worship.
Apparently her jealousy never sleeps.
Apparently any trifle can offend it,
and but one penalty appease it--excommunication.
The By-laws might properly and reasonably be entitled Laws
for the Coddling and Comforting of Our Mother's Petty Jealousies.
The By-law named at the head of this paragraph reads its transgressor out of the Church if he shall carry a letter from Mrs. Eddy
to the congregation and forget
to read it or fail
to read the whole of it.
HONESTY REQUISITE Dishonest members are
to be admonished;
if they continue in dishonest practices,
excommunication follows.
Considering who it is that draughted this law,
there is a certain amount of humor in it.
FURTHER APPLICATIONS OF THE AXE Here follow the titles of some more By-laws whose infringement is punishable by excommunication:
Silence Enjoined.
Misteaching.
Departure from Tenets.
Violation of Christian Fellowship.
Moral Offences.
Illegal Adoption.
Broken By-laws.
Violation of By-laws.
(What is the difference?)
Formulas Forbidden.
Official Advice.
(Forbids Tom,
Dick,
and Harry's clack.)
Unworthy of Membership.
Final Excommunication.
Organizing Churches.
This looks as if Mrs. Eddy had devoted a large share of her time and talent
to inventing ways
to get rid of her Church members.
Yet in another place she seems
to invite membership.
Not in any urgent way,
it is true,
still she throws out a bait
to such as like notice and distinction
(in other words,
the Human Race).
Page 82:
"It is important that these seemingly strict conditions be complied with,
as the names of the Members of the Mother-Church will be recorded in the history of the Church and become a part thereof."
We all want
to be historical.
MORE SELF-PROTECTIONS The Hymnal.
There is a Christian Science Hymnal.
Entrance
to it was closed in 1898.
Christian Science students who make hymns nowadays may possibly get them sung in the Mother-Church,
"but not unless approved by the Pastor Emeritus."
Art.
XXVII,
Sec.
2.
Solo Singers.
Mrs.Eddy has contributed the words of three of the hymns in the Hymnal.
Two of them appear in it six times altogether,
each of them being set
to three original forms of musical anguish.
Mrs.Eddy,
always thoughtful,
has promulgated a By-law requiring the singing of one of her three hymns in the Mother Church
"as often as once each month."
It is a good idea.
A congregation could get tired of even Mrs. Eddy's muse in the course of time,
without the cordializing incentive of compulsion.
We all know how wearisome the sweetest and touchingest things can become,
through rep-rep-repetition,
and still rep-rep- repetition,
and more rep-rep-repetition-like
"the sweet by-and-by,
in the sweet by-and-by,"
for instance,
and
"Tah-rah-rah boom-de-aye";
and surely it is not likely that Mrs. Eddy's machine has turned out goods that could outwear those great heart-stirrers,
without the assistance of the lash.
"O'er Waiting Harpstrings of the Mind"
is pretty good,
quite fair
to middling--the whole seven of the stanzas--but repetition would be certain
to take the excitement out of it in the course of time,
even if there were fourteen,
and then it would sound like the multiplication table,
and would cease
to save.
The congregation would be perfectly sure
to get tired;
in fact,
did get tired--hence the compulsory By-law.
It is a measure born of experience,
not foresight.
The By-laws say that
"if a solo singer shall neglect or refuse
to sing alone"
one of those three hymns as often as once a month,
and oftener if so directed by the Board of Directors--which is Mrs. Eddy--the singer's salary shall be stopped.
It is circumstantial evidence that some soloists neglected this sacrament and others refused it.
At least that is the charitable view
to take of it.
There is only one other view
to take:
that Mrs. Eddy did really foresee that there would be singers who would some day get tired of doing her hymns and proclaiming the authorship,
unless persuaded by a Bylaw,
with a penalty attached.
The idea could of course occur
to her wise head,
for she would know that a seven-stanza break might well be a calamitous strain upon a soloist,
and that he might therefore avoid it if unwatched.
He could not curtail it,
for the whole of anything that Mrs. Eddy does is sacred,
and cannot be cut.
BOARD OF EDUCATION It consists of four members,
one of whom is President of it.
Its members are elected annually.
Subject
to Mrs. Eddy's approval.
Art.
XXX.,
Sec.
2.
She owns the Board--is the Board.
Mrs.Eddy is President of the Metaphysical College.
If at any time she shall vacate that office,
the Directors of the College
(that is
to say,
Mrs.Eddy)
"shall"
elect
to the vacancy the President of the Board of Education
(which is merely re-electing herself).
It is another case of
"Pastor Emeritus."
She gives up the shadow of authority,
but keeps a good firm hold on the substance.
PUBLIC TEACHERS Applicants
for admission
to this industry must pass a thorough three days'
examination before the Board of Education
"in Science and Health,
chapter on
'Recapitulation';
the Platform of Christian Science;
page 403 of Christian Science Practice,
from line second
to the second paragraph of page 405;
and page 488,
second and third paragraphs."
BOARD OF LECTURESHIP The lecturers are exceedingly important servants of Mrs. Eddy,
and she chooses them
with great care.
Each of them has an appointed territory in which
to perform his duties--in the North,
the South,
the East,
the West,
in Canada,
in Great Britain,
and so on--and each must stick
to his own territory and not forage beyond its boundaries.
I think it goes without saying--from what we have seen of Mrs. Eddy--that no lecture is delivered until she has examined and approved it,
and that the lecturer is not allowed
to change it afterwards.
The members of the Board of Lectureship are elected annually--
"Subject
to the approval of Rev.
Mary Baker G.
Eddy."
MISSIONARIES There are but four.
They are elected--like the rest of the domestics-- annually.
So far as I can discover,
not a single servant of the Sacred Household has a steady job except Mrs. Eddy.
It is plain that she trusts no human being but herself.
THE BY-LAWS The branch Churches are strictly forbidden
to use them.
So far as I can see,
they could not do it if they wanted to.
The By-laws are merely the voice of the master issuing commands
to the servants.
There is nothing and nobody
for the servants
to re-utter them to.
That useless edict is repeated in the little book,
a few pages farther on.
There are several other repetitions of prohibitions in the book that could be spared-they only take up room
for nothing.
THE CREED It is copyrighted.
I do not know why,
but I suppose it is
to keep adventurers from some day claiming that they invented it,
and not Mrs. Eddy and that
"strange Providence"
that has suggested so many clever things
to her.
No Change.
It is forbidden
to change the Creed.
That is important,
at any rate .
COPYRIGHT I can understand why Mrs. Eddy copyrighted the early editions and revisions of Science and Health,
and why she had a mania
for copyrighting every scrap of every sort that came from her pen in those jejune days when
to be in print probably seemed a wonderful distinction
to her in her provincial obscurity,
but why she should continue this delirium in these days of her godship and her far-spread fame,
I cannot explain
to myself.
And particularly as regards Science and Health.
She knows,
now,
that that Annex is going
to live
for many centuries;
and so,
what good is a fleeting forty-two-year copyright going
to do it?
Now a perpetual copyright would be quite another matter.
I would like
to give her a hint.
Let her strike
for a perpetual copyright on that book.
There is precedent
for it.
There is one book in the world which bears the charmed life of perpetual copyright
(a fact not known
to twenty people in the world).
By a hardy perversion of privilege on the part of the lawmaking power the Bible has perpetual copyright in Great Britain.
There is no justification
for it in fairness,
and no explanation of it except that the Church is strong enough there
to have its way,
right or wrong.
The recent Revised Version enjoys perpetual copyright,
too--a stronger precedent,
even,
than the other one.
Now,
then,
what is the Annex but a Revised Version itself?
Which of course it is--Lord's Prayer and all.
With that pair of formidable British precedents
to proceed upon,
what Congress of ours-- But how short-sighted I am.
Mrs.Eddy has thought of it long ago.
She thinks of everything.
She knows she has only
to keep her copyright of 1902 alive through its first stage of twenty-eight years,
and perpetuity is assured.
A Christian Science Congress will reign in the Capitol then.
She probably attaches small value
to the first edition
(1875).
Although it was a Revelation from on high,
it was slim,
lank,
incomplete,
padded
with bales of refuse rags,
and puffs from lassoed celebrities
to fill it out,
an uncreditable book,
a book easily sparable,
a book not
to be mentioned in the same year
with the sleek,
fat,
concise,
compact,
compressed,
and competent Annex of to-day,
in its dainty flexible covers,
gilt--edges,
rounded corners,
twin screw,
spiral twist,
compensation balance,
Testament-counterfeit,
and all that;
a book just born
to curl up on the hymn-book-shelf in church and look just too sweet and holy
for anything.
Yes,
I see now what she was copyrighting that child for.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PUBLISHING ASSOCIATION It is true in matters of business Mrs. Eddy thinks of everything.
She thought of an organ,
to disseminate the Truth as it was in Mrs. Eddy.
Straightway she started one--the Christian Science Journal.
It is true--in matters of business Mrs. Eddy thinks of everything.
As soon as she had got the Christian Science Journal sufficiently in debt
to make its presence on the premises disagreeable
to her,
it occurred
to her
to make somebody a present of it.
Which she did,
along
with its debts.
It was in the summer of 1889.
The victim selected was her Church-- called,
in those days,
The National Christian Scientist Association.
She delivered this sorrow
to those lambs as a
"gift"
in consideration of their
"loyalty
to our great cause."
Also--still thinking of everything--she told them
to retain Mr. Bailey in the editorship and make Mr. Nixon publisher.
We do not know what it was she had against those men;
neither do we know whether she scored on Bailey or not,
we only know that God protected Nixon,
and
for that I am sincerely glad,
although I do not know Nixon and have never even seen him.
Nixon took the Journal and the rest of the Publishing Society's liabilities,
and demonstrated over them during three years,
then brought in his report:
"On assuming my duties as publisher,
there was not a dollar in the treasury;
but on the contrary the Society owed unpaid printing and paper bills
to the amount of several hundred dollars,
not
to mention a contingent liability of many more hundreds"--represented by advance-- subscriptions paid
for the Journal and the
"Series,"
the which goods Mrs. Eddy had not delivered.
And couldn't,
very well,
perhaps,
on a Metaphysical College income of but a few thousand dollars a day,
or a week,
or whatever it was in those magnificently flourishing times.
The struggling Journal had swallowed up those advance-payments,
but its
"claim"
was a severe one and they had failed
to cure it.
But Nixon cured it in his diligent three years,
and joyously reported the news that he had cleared off all the debts and now had a fat six thousand dollars in the bank.
It made Mrs. Eddy's mouth water.
At the time that Mrs. Eddy had unloaded that dismal gift on
to her National Association,
she had followed her inveterate custom:
she had tied a string
to its hind leg,
and kept one end of it hitched
to her belt.
We have seen her do that in the case of the Boston Mosque.
When she deeds property,
she puts in that string-clause.
It provides that under certain conditions she can pull the string and land the property in the cherished home of its happy youth.
In the present case she believed that she had made provision that if at any time the National Christian Science Association should dissolve itself by a formal vote,
she could pull.
A year after Nixon's handsome report,
she writes the Association that she has a
"unique request
to lay before it."
It has dissolved,
and she is not quite sure that the Christian Science Journal has
"already fallen into her hands"
by that act,
though it
"seems"
to her
to have met
with that accident;
so she would like
to have the matter decided by a formal vote.
But whether there is a doubt or not,
"I see the wisdom,"
she says,
"of again owning this Christian Science waif."
I think that that is unassailable evidence that the waif was making money,
hands down.
She pulled her gift in.
A few years later she donated the Publishing Society,
along
with its real estate,
its buildings,
its plant,
its publications,
and its money--the whole worth twenty--two thousand dollars,
and free of debt--to --Well,
to the Mother-Church! That is
to say,
to herself.
There is an act count of it in the Christian Science Journal,
and of how she had already made some other handsome gifts --to her Church--and others
to --to her Cause besides
"an almost countless number of private charities"
of cloudy amount and otherwise indefinite.
This landslide of generosities overwhelmed one of her literary domestics.
While he was in that condition he tried
to express what he felt:
"Let us endeavor
to lift up our hearts in thankfulness
to .
.
.
our Mother in Israel
for these evidences of generosity and self-sacrifice that appeal
to our deepest sense of gratitude,
even while surpassing our comprehension."
A year or two later,
Mrs.Eddy promulgated some By-laws of a self- sacrificing sort which assuaged him,
perhaps,
and perhaps enabled his surpassed comprehension
to make a sprint and catch up.
These are
to be found in Art.
XII.,
entitled.
THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PUBLISHING SOCIETY This Article puts the whole publishing business into the hands of a publishing Board--special.
Mrs.Eddy appoints
to its vacancies.
The profits go semi-annually
to the Treasurer of the Mother-Church.
Mrs.Eddy owns the Treasurer.
Editors and publishers of the Christian Science Journal cannot be elected or removed without Mrs. Eddy's knowledge and consent.
Every candidate
for employment in a high capacity or a low one,
on the other periodicals or in the publishing house,
must first be
"accepted by Mrs. Eddy as suitable."
And
"by the Board of Directors"--which is surplusage,
since Mrs. Eddy owns the Board.
If at any time a weekly shall be started,
"it shall be owned by The First Church of Christ,
Scientist"--which is Mrs. Eddy.
CHAPTER VIII I think that any one who will carefully examine the By-laws
(I have placed all of the important ones before the reader),
will arrive at the conclusion that of late years the master-passion in Mrs. Eddy's heart is a hunger
for power and glory;
and that while her hunger
for money still remains,
she wants it now
for the expansion and extension it can furnish
to that power and glory,
rather than what it can do
for her towards satisfying minor and meaner ambitions.
I wish
to enlarge a little upon this matter.
I think it is quite clear that the reason why Mrs. Eddy has concentrated in herself all powers,
all distinctions,
all revenues that are within the command of the Christian Science Church Universal is that she desires and intends
to devote them
to the purpose just suggested--the upbuilding of her personal glory-- hers,
and no one else's;
that,
and the continuing of her name's glory after she shall have passed away.
If she has overlooked a single power,
howsoever minute,
I cannot discover it.
If she has found one,
large or small,
which she has not seized and made her own,
there is no record of it,
no trace of it.
In her foragings and depredations she usually puts forward the Mother-Church--a lay figure--and hides behind it.
Whereas,
she is in manifest reality the Mother-Church herself.
It has an impressive array of officials,
and committees,
and Boards of Direction,
of Education,
of Lectureship,
and so on--geldings,
every one,
shadows,
spectres,
apparitions,
wax-figures:
she is supreme over them all,
she can abolish them when she will;
blow them out as she would a candle.
She is herself the Mother-Church.
Now there is one By-law which says that the Mother-Church:
"shall be officially controlled by no other church."
That does not surprise us--we know by the rest of the By-laws that that is a quite irrelevant remark.
Yet we do vaguely and hazily wonder why she takes the trouble
to say it;
why she wastes the words;
what her object can be--seeing that that emergency has been in so many,
many ways,
and so effectively and drastically barred off and made impossible.
Then presently the object begins
to dawn upon us.
That is,
it does after we have read the rest of the By-law three or four times,
wondering and admiring
to see Mrs. Eddy--Mrs.
Eddy--Mrs.
Eddy,
of all persons--throwing away power!-- making a fair exchange--doing a fair thing
for once more,
an almost generous thing! Then we look it through yet once more unsatisfied,
a little suspicious--and find that it is nothing but a sly,
thin make-believe,
and that even the very title of it is a sarcasm and embodies a falsehood--"self"
government:
"Local Self-Government.
The First Church of Christ,
Scientist,
in Boston,
Massachusetts,
shall assume no official control of other churches of this denomination.
It shall be officially controlled by no other church."
It has a most pious and deceptive give-and-take air of perfect fairness,
unselfishness,
magnanimity--almost godliness,
indeed.
But it is all art.
In the By-laws,
Mrs.Eddy,
speaking by the mouth of her other self,
the Mother-Church,
proclaims that she will assume no official control of other churches-branch churches.
We examine the other By-laws,
and they answer some important questions
for us:
1.
What is a branch Church?
It is a body of Christian Scientists,
organized in the one and only permissible way--by a member,
in good standing,
of the Mother-Church,
and who is also a pupil of one of Mrs. Eddy's accredited students.
That is
to say,
one of her properties.
No other can do it.
There are other indispensable requisites;
what are they?
2.
The new Church cannot enter upon its functions until its members have individually signed,
and pledged allegiance to,
a Creed furnished by Mrs. Eddy.
3.
They are obliged
to study her books,
and order their lives by them.
And they must read no outside religious works.
4.
They must sing the hymns and pray the prayers provided by her,
and use no others in the services,
except by her permission.
5.
They cannot have preachers and pastors.
Her law.
6.
In their Church they must have two Readers--a man and a woman.
7.
They must read the services framed and appointed by her.
8.
She--not the branch Church --appoints those Readers.
9.
She--not the branch Church--dismisses them and fills the vacancies.
1O.
She can do this without consulting the branch Church,
and without explaining.
11.
The branch Church can have a religious lecture from time
to time.
By applying
to Mrs. Eddy.
There is no other way.
12.
But the branch Church cannot select the lecturer.
Mrs.Eddy does it.
13.
The branch Church pays his fee.
14.
The harnessing of all Christian Science wedding-teams,
members of the branch Church,
must be done by duly authorized and consecrated Christian Science functionaries.
Her factory is the only one that makes and licenses them.
[15.
Nothing is said about christenings.
It is inferable from this that a Christian Science child is born a Christian Scientist and requires no tinkering.] [16.
Nothing is said about funerals.
It is inferable,
then,
that a branch Church is privileged
to do in that matter as it may choose.]
to sum up.
Are any important Church-functions absent from the list?
I cannot call any
to mind.
Are there any lacking ones whose exercise could make the branch in any noticeable way independent of the Mother.
Church?
--even in any trifling degree?
I think of none.
If the named functions were abolished would there still be a Church left?
Would there be even a shadow of a Church left?
Would there be anything at all left?
even the bare name?
Manifestly not.
There isn't a single vital and essential Church-function of any kind,
that is not named in the list.
And over every one of them the Mother-Church has permanent and unchallengeable control,
upon every one of them Mrs. Eddy has set her irremovable grip.
She holds,
in perpetuity,
autocratic and indisputable sovereignty and control over every branch Church in the earth;
and yet says,
in that sugary,
naive,
angel-beguiling way of hers,
that the Mother-Church:
"shall assume no official control of other churches of this denomination."
Whereas in truth the unmeddled-with liberties of a branch Christian Science Church are but very,
very few in number,
and are these:
1.
It can appoint its own furnace-stoker,
winters.
2.
It can appoint its own fan-distributors,
summers.
3.
It can,
in accordance
with its own choice in the matter,
burn,
bury,
or preserve members who are pretending
to be dead--whereas there is no such thing as death.
4.
It can take up a collection.
The branch Churches have no important liberties,
none that give them an important voice in their own affairs.
Those are all locked up,
and Mrs. Eddy has the key.
"Local Self-Government
"
is a large name and sounds well;
but the branch Churches have no more of it than have the privates in the King of Dahomey's army.
"MOTHER-CHURCH UNIQUE"
Mrs.Eddy,
with an envious and admiring eye upon the solitary and rivalless and world-shadowing majesty of St. Peter's,
reveals in her By- laws her purpose
to set the Mother-Church apart by itself in a stately seclusion and make it duplicate that lone sublimity under the Western sky.
The By-law headed
"Mother-Church Unique
"says--
"In its relation
to other Christian Science churches,
the Mother-Church stands alone.
"It occupies a position that no other Church can fill.
"Then
for a branch Church
to assume such position would be disastrous
to Christian Science,
"Therefore--"
Therefore no branch Church is allowed
to have branches.
There shall be no Christian Science St. Peter's in the earth but just one --the Mother- Church in Boston.
"NO FIRST MEMBERS"
But
for the thoughtful By-law thus entitled,
every Science branch in the earth would imitate the Mother-Church and set up an aristocracy.
Every little group of ground-floor Smiths and Furgusons and Shadwells and Simpsons that organized a branch would assume that great title,
of
"First Members,"
along
with its vast privileges of
"discussing"
the weather and casting blank ballots,
and soon there would be such a locust-plague of them burdening the globe that the title would lose its value and have
to be abolished.
But where business and glory are concerned,
Mrs.Eddy thinks of everything,
and so she did not fail
to take care of her Aborigines,
her stately and exclusive One Hundred,
her college of functionless cardinals,
her Sanhedrin of Privileged Talkers
(Limited).
After taking away all the liberties of the branch Churches,
and in the same breath disclaiming all official control over their affairs,
she smites them on the mouth
with this--the very mouth that was watering
for those nobby ground-floor honors--
"No First Members.
Branch Churches shall not organize
with First Members,
that special method of organization being adapted
to the Mother- Church alone."
And so,
first members being prohibited,
we pierce through the cloud of Mrs. Eddy's English and perceive that they must then necessarily organize
with Subsequent Members.
There is no other way.
It will occur
to them by-and-by
to found an aristocracy of Early Subsequent Members.
There is no By-law against it.
"THE"
I uncover
to that imperial word.
And
to the mind,
too,
that conceived the idea of seizing and monopolizing it as a title.
I believe it is Mrs. Eddy's dazzlingest invention.
For show,
and style,
and grandeur,
and thunder and lightning and fireworks it outclasses all the previous inventions of man,
and raises the limit on the Pope.
He can never put his avid hand on that word of words--it is pre-empted.
And copyrighted,
of course.
It lifts the Mother-Church away up in the sky,
and fellowships it
with the rare and select and exclusive little company of the THE's of deathless glory--persons and things whereof history and the ages could furnish only single examples,
not two:
the Saviour,
the Virgin,
the Milky Way,
the Bible,
the Earth,
the Equator,
the Devil,
the Missing Link --and now The First Church,
Scientist.
And by clamor of edict and By-law Mrs. Eddy gives personal notice
to all branch Scientist Churches on this planet
to leave that THE alone.
She has demonstrated over it and made it sacred
to the Mother-Church:
"The article
'The'
must not be used before the titles of branch Churches--
"Nor written on applications
for membership in naming such churches."
Those are the terms.
There can and will be a million First Churches of Christ,
Scientist,
scattered over the world,
in a million towns and villages and hamlets and cities,
and each may call itself
(suppressing the article),
"First Church of Christ.
Scientist"--it is permissible,
and no harm;
but there is only one The Church of Christ,
Scientist,
and there will never be another.
And whether that great word fall in the middle of a sentence or at the beginning of it,
it must always have its capital T.
I do not suppose that a juvenile passion
for fussy little worldly shows and vanities can furnish a match
to this,
anywhere in the history of the nursery.
Mrs.Eddy does seem
to be a shade fonder of little special distinctions and pomps than is usual
with human beings.
She instituted that immodest
"The"
with her own hand;
she did not wait
for somebody else
to think of it.
A LIFE-TERM MONOPOLY There is but one human Pastor in the whole Christian Science world;
she reserves that exalted place
to herself.
A PERPETUAL ONE There is but one other object in the whole Christian Science world honored
with that title and holding that office:
it is her book,
the Annex --permanent Pastor of The First Church,
and of all branch Churches.
With her own hand she draughted the By-laws which make her the only really absolute sovereign that lives to-day in Christendom.
She does not allow any objectionable pictures
to be exhibited in the room where her book is sold,
nor any indulgence in idle gossip there;
and from the general look of that By-law I judge that a lightsome and improper person can be as uncomfortable in that place as he could be in heaven.
THE SANCTUM SANCTORUM AND SACRED CHAIR In a room in The First Church of Christ,
Scientist,
there is a museum of objects which have attained
to holiness through contact
with Mrs. Eddy-- among them an electrically lighted oil-picture of a chair which she used
to sit in-- and disciples from all about the world go softly in there,
in restricted groups,
under proper guard,
and reverently gaze upon those relics.
It is worship.
Mrs.Eddy could stop it if she was not fond of it,
for her sovereignty over that temple is supreme.
The fitting-up of that place as a shrine is not an accident,
nor a casual,
unweighed idea;
it is imitated from age--old religious custom.
In Treves the pilgrim reverently gazes upon the Seamless Robe,
and humbly worships;
and does the same in that other continental church where they keep a duplicate;
and does likewise in the Church of the Holy Sepulchre,
in Jerusalem,
where memorials of the Crucifixion are preserved;
and now,
by good fortune we have our Holy Chair and things,
and a market
for our adorations nearer home.
But is there not a detail that is new,
fresh,
original?
Yes,
whatever old thing Mrs. Eddy touches gets something new by the contact-- something not thought of before by any one --something original,
all her own,
and copyrightable.
The new feature is self worship--exhibited in permitting this shrine
to be installed during her lifetime,
and winking her sacred eye at it.
A prominent Christian Scientist has assured me that the Scientists do not worship Mrs. Eddy,
and I think it likely that there may be five or six of the cult in the world who do not worship her,
but she herself is certainly not of that company.
Any healthy-minded person who will examine Mrs. Eddy's little Autobiography and the Manual of By-laws written by her will be convinced that she worships herself;
and that she brings
to this service a fervor of devotion surpassing even that which she formerly laid at the feet of the Dollar,
and equalling any which rises
to the Throne of Grace from any quarter.
I think this is as good a place as any
to salve a hurt which I was the means of inflicting upon a Christian Scientist lately.
The first third of this book was written in 1899 in Vienna.
Until last summer I had supposed that that third had been printed in a book which I published about a year later--a hap which had not happened.
I then sent the chapters composing it
to the North American Review,
but failed.
in one instance,
to date them.
And so,
In an undated chapter I said a lady told me
"last night"
so and so.
There was nothing
to indicate
to the reader that that
"last night"
was several years old,
therefore the phrase seemed
to refer
to a night of very recent date.
What the lady had told me was,
that in a part of the Mother-Church in Boston she had seen Scientists worshipping a portrait of Mrs. Eddy before which a light was kept constantly burning.
A Scientist came
to me and wished me
to retract that
"untruth."
He said there was no such portrait,
and that if I wanted
to be sure of it I could go
to Boston and see
for myself.
I explained that my
"last night"
meant a good while ago;
that I did not doubt his assertion that there was no such portrait there now,
but that I should continue
to believe it had been there at the time of the lady's visit until she should retract her statement herself.
I was at no time vouching
for the truth of the remark,
nevertheless I considered it worth par.
And yet I am sorry the lady told me,
since a wound which brings me no happiness has resulted.
I am most willing
to apply such salve as I can.
The best way
to set the matter right and make everything pleasant and agreeable all around will be
to print in this place a description of the shrine as it appeared
to a recent visitor,
Mr.Frederick W.
Peabody,
of Boston.
I will copy his newspaper account,
and the reader will see that Mrs. Eddy's portrait is not there now:
"We lately stood on the threshold of the Holy of Holies of the Mother- Church,
and
with a crowd of worshippers patiently waited
for admittance
to the hallowed precincts of the
'Mother's Room.'
Over the doorway was a sign informing us that but four persons at a time would be admitted;
that they would be permitted
to remain but five minutes only,
and would please retire from the
'Mother's Room'
at the ringing of the bell.
Entering
with three of the faithful,
we looked
with profane eyes upon the consecrated furnishings.
A show-woman in attendance monotonously announced the character of the different appointments.
Set in a recess of the wall and illumined
with electric light was an oil-painting the show-woman seriously declared
to be a lifelike and realistic picture of the Chair in which the Mother sat when she composed her
'inspired'
work.
It was a picture of an old-fashioned?
country,
hair cloth rocking-chair,
and an exceedingly commonplace-looking table
with a pile of manuscript,
an ink-bottle,
and pen conspicuously upon it.
On the floor were sheets of manuscript.
'The mantel-piece is of pure onyx,'
continued the show- woman,
'and the beehive upon the window-sill is made from one solid block of onyx;
the rug is made of a hundred breasts of eider-down ducks,
and the toilet-room you see in the corner is of the latest design,
with gold- plated drain-pipes;
the painted windows are from the Mother's poem,
"Christ and Christmas,"
and that case contains complete copies of all the Mother's books.'
The chairs upon which the sacred person of the Mother had reposed were protected from sacrilegious touch by a broad band of satin ribbon.
My companions expressed their admiration in subdued and reverent tones,
and at the tinkling of the bell we reverently tiptoed out of the room
to admit another delegation of the patient waiters at the door."
Now,
then,
I hope the wound is healed.
I am willing
to relinquish the portrait,
and compromise on the Chair.
At the same time,
if I were going
to worship either,
I should not choose the Chair.
As a picturesquely and persistently interesting personage,
there is no mate
to Mrs. Eddy,
the accepted Equal of the Saviour.
But some of her tastes are so different from His! I find it quite impossible
to imagine Him,
in life,
standing sponsor
for that museum there,
and taking pleasure in its sumptuous shows.
I believe He would put that Chair in the fire,
and the bell along
with it;
and I think He would make the show-woman go away.
I think He would break those electric bulbs,
and the
"mantel-piece of pure onyx,"
and say reproachful things about the golden drain-pipes of the lavatory,
and give the costly rug of duck-breasts
to the poor,
and sever the satin ribbon and invite the weary
to rest and ease their aches in the consecrated chairs.
What He would do
with the painted windows we can better conjecture when we come presently
to examine their peculiarities.
THE CHRISTIAN SCIENCE PASTOR-UNIVERSAL When Mrs. Eddy turned the pastors out of all the Christian Science churches and abolished the office
for all time as far as human occupancy is concerned--she appointed the Holy Ghost
to fill their place.
If this language be blasphemous,
I did not invent the blasphemy,
I am merely stating a fact.
I will quote from page 227 of Science and Health
(edition 1899),
as a first step towards an explanation of this startling matter--a passage which sets forth and classifies the Christian Science Trinity:
"Life,
Truth,
and Love constitute the triune God,
or triply divine Principle.
They represent a trinity in unity,
three in one --the same in essence,
though multiform in office:
God the Father;
Christ the type of Sonship;
Divine Science,
or the Holy Comforter.
.
.
"The Holy Ghost,
or Spirit,
reveals this triune Principle,
and
(the Holy Ghost)
is expressed in Divine Science,
which is the Comforter,
leading into all Truth,
and revealing the divine Principle of the universe-- universal and perpetual harmony."
I will cite another passage.
Speaking of Jesus--
"His students then received the Holy Ghost.
By this is meant,
that by all they had witnessed and suffered they were roused
to an enlarged understanding of Divine Science,
even
to the spiritual interpretation .
.
.
of His teachings,"
etc.
Also,
page 579,
in the chapter called the Glossary:
"HOLY GHOST.
Divine Science;
the developments of Life,
Truth,
and Love."
The Holy Ghost reveals the massed spirit of the fused trinity;
this massed spirit is expressed in Divine Science,
and is the Comforter;
Divine Science conveys
to men the
"spiritual interpretation"
of the Saviour's teachings.
That seems
to be the meaning of the quoted passages.
Divine Science is Christian Science;
the book Science and Health is a
"revelation"
of the whole spirit of the Trinity,
and is therefore
"The Holy Ghost";
it conveys
to men the
"spiritual interpretation"
of the Bible's teachings.
and therefore is
"the Comforter."
I do not find this analyzing work easy,
I would rather saw wood;
and a person can never tell whether he has added up a Science and Health sum right or not,
anyway,
after all his trouble.
Neither can he easily find out whether the texts are still on the market or have been discarded from the Book;
for two hundred and fifty-eight editions of it have been issued,
and no two editions seem
to be alike.
The annual changes--in technical terminology;
in matter and wording;
in transpositions of chapters and verses;
in leaving out old chapters and verses and putting in new ones--seem
to be next
to innumerable,
and as there is no index,
there is no way
to find a thing one wants without reading the book through.
If ever I inspire a Bible-Annex I will not rush at it in a half-digested,
helter-skelter way and have
to put in thirty-eight years trying
to get some of it the way I want it,
I will sit down and think it out and know what it is I want
to say before I begin.
An inspirer cannot inspire
for Mrs. Eddy and keep his reputation.
I have never seen such slipshod work,
bar the ten that interpreted
for the home market the
"sell all thou hast."
I have quoted one
"spiritual"
rendering of the Lord's Prayer,
I have seen one other one,
and am told there are five more.
Yet the inspirer of Mrs. Eddy the new Infallible casts a complacent critical stone at the other Infallible
for being unable
to make up its mind about such things.
Science and Health,
edition 1899,
page 33:
"The decisions,
by vote of Church Councils,
as
to what should and should not be considered Holy Writ,
the manifest mistakes in the ancient versions:
the thirty thousand different readings in the Old Testament and the three hundred thousand in the New--these facts show how a mortal and material sense stole into the divine record,
darkening,
to some extent,
the inspired pages
with its own hue."
To some extent,
yes--speaking cautiously.
But it is nothing,
really nothing;
Mrs.Eddy is only a little way behind,
and if her inspirer lives
to get her Annex
to suit him that Catholic record will have to
"go
'way back and set down,"
as the ballad says.
Listen
to the boastful song of Mrs. Eddy's organ,
the Christian Science Journal
for March,
1902,
about that year's revamping and half-soling of Science and Health,
whose official name is the Holy Ghost,
the Comforter,
and who is now the Official Pastor and Infallible and Unerring Guide of every Christian Science church in the two hemispheres,
hear Simple Simon that met the pieman brag of the Infallible's fallibility:
"Throughout the entire book the verbal changes are so numerous as
to indicate the vast amount of time and labor Mrs. Eddy has devoted
to this revision.
The time and labor thus bestowed is relatively as great as that of --the committee who revised the Bible....
Thus we have additional evidence of the herculean efforts our beloved Leader has made and is constantly making
for the promulgation of Truth and the furtherance of her divinely bestowed mission,"
etc.
It is a steady job.
I could help inspire if desired;
I am not doing much now,
and would work
for half-price,
and should not object
to the country.
PRICE OF THE PASTOR-UNIVERSAL The price of the Pastor-Universal,
Science and Health,
called in Science literature the Comforter--and by that other sacred Name --is three dollars in cloth,
as heretofore,
six when it is finely bound,
and shaped
to imitate the Testament,
and is broken into verses.
Margin of profit above cost of manufacture,
from five hundred
to seven hundred per cent.,
as already noted In the profane subscription-trade,
it costs the publisher heavily
to canvass a three-dollar book;
he must pay the general agent sixty per cent.
commission--that is
to say,
one dollar and eighty- cents.
Mrs.Eddy escapes this blistering tax,
because she owns the Christian Science canvasser,
and can compel him
to work
for nothing.
Read the following command--not request --fulminated by Mrs. Eddy,
over her signature,
in the Christian Science Journal
for March,
1897,
and quoted by Mr. Peabody in his book.
The book referred
to is Science and Health:
"It shall be the duty of all Christian Scientists
to circulate and
to sell as many of these books as they can."
That is flung at all the elect,
everywhere that the sun shines,
but no penalty is shaken over their heads
to scare them.
The same command was issued
to the members
(numbering to-day twenty-five thousand)
of The Mother-Church,
also,
but
with it went a threat,
of the infliction,
in case of disobedience,
of the most dreaded punishment that has a place in the Church's list of penalties
for transgressions of Mrs. Eddy's edicts --excommunication:
"If a member of The First Church of Christ,
Scientist,
shall fail
to obey this injunction,
it will render him liable
to lose his membership in this Church.
MARY BAKER EDDY."
It is the spirit of the Spanish Inquisition.
None but accepted and well established gods can venture an affront like that and do it
with confidence.
But the human race will take anything from that class.
Mrs.Eddy knows the human race;
knows it better than any mere human being has known it in a thousand centuries.
My confidence in her human-beingship is getting shaken,
my confidence in her godship is stiffening.
SEVEN HUNDRED PER CENT.
A Scientist out West has visited a bookseller--with intent
to find fault
with me--and has brought away the information that the price at which Mrs. Eddy sells Science and Health is not an unusually high one
for the size and make of the book.
That is true.
But in the book-trade--that profit-devourer unknown
to Mrs. Eddy's book--a three-dollar book that is made
for thirty-five or forty cents in large editions is put at three dollars because the publisher has
to pay author,
middleman,
and advertising,
and if the price were much below three the profit accruing would not pay him fairly
for his time and labor.
At the same time,
if he could get ten dollars
for the book he would take it,
and his morals would not fall under criticism.
But if he were an inspired person commissioned by the Deity
to receive and print and spread broadcast among sorrowing and suffering and poor men a precious message of healing and cheer and salvation,
he would have
to do as Bible Societies do--sell the book at a pinched margin above cost
to such as could pay,
and give it free
to all that couldn't;
and his name would be praised.
But if he sold it at seven hundred per cent.
profit and put the money in his pocket,
his name would be mocked and derided.
Just as Mrs. Eddy's is.
And most justifiably,
as it seems
to me.
The complete Bible contains one million words.
The New Testament by itself contains two hundred and forty thousand words.
My
'84 edition of Science and Health contains one hundred and twenty thousand words --just half as many as the New Testament.
Science and Health has since been so inflated by later inspirations that the 1902 edition contains one hundred and eighty thousand words--not counting the thirty thousand at the back,
devoted by Mrs. Eddy
to advertising the book's healing abilities--and the inspiring continues right along.
If you have a book whose market is so sure and so great that you can give a printer an everlasting order
for thirty or forty or fifty thousand copies a year he will furnish them at a cheap rate,
because whenever there is a slack time in his press-room and bindery he can fill the idle intervals on your book and be making something instead of losing.
That is the kind of contract that can be let on Science and Health every year.
I am obliged
to doubt that the three-dollar Science and Health costs Mrs. Eddy above fifteen cents,
or that the six dollar copy costs her above eighty cents.
I feel quite sure that the average profit
to her on these books,
above cost of manufacture,
is all of seven hundred per cent.
Every proper Christian Scientist has
to buy and own
(and canvass for)
Science and Health
(one hundred and eighty thousand words),
and he must also own a Bible
(one million words).
He can buy the one
for from three
to six dollars,
and the other
for fifteen cents.
Or,
if three dollars is all the money he has,
he can get his Bible
for nothing.
When the Supreme Being disseminates a saving Message through uninspired agents--the New Testament,
for instance --it can be done
for five cents a copy,
but when He sends one containing only two-thirds as many words through the shop of a Divine Personage,
it costs sixty times as much.
I think that in matters of such importance it is bad economy
to employ a wild-cat agency.
Here are some figures which are perfectly authentic,
and which seem
to justify my opinion.
"These [Bible] societies,
inspired only by a sense of religious duty,
are issuing the Bible at a price so small that they have made it the cheapest book printed.
For example,
the American Bible Society offers an edition of the whole Bible as low as fifteen cents and the New Testament at five cents,
and the British Society at sixpence and one penny,
respectively.
These low prices,
made possible by their policy of selling the books at cost or below cost,"
etc.--New York Sun,
February 25,
1903.
CHAPTER IX We may now make a final footing-up of Mrs. Eddy,
and see what she is,
in the fulness of her powers.
She is The Massachusetts Metaphysical College Pastor Emeritus;
President;
Board of Directors;
Board of Education;
Board of Lectureships;
Future Board of Trustees,
Proprietor of the Publishing-House and Periodicals;
Treasurer;
Clerk;
Proprietor of the Teachers;
Proprietor of the Lecturers;
Proprietor of the Missionaries;
Proprietor of the Readers;
Dictator of the Services;
sole Voice of the Pulpit;
Proprietor of the Sanhedrin;
Sole Proprietor of the Creed.
(Copyrighted.);
Indisputable Autocrat of the Branch Churches,
with their life and death in her hands;
Sole Thinker
for The First Church
(and the others);
Sole and Infallible Expounder of Doctrine,
in life and in death;
Sole permissible Discoverer,
Denouncer,
Judge,
and Executioner of Ostensible Hypnotists;
Fifty-handed God of Excommunication--with a thunderbolt in every hand;
Appointer and Installer of the Pastor of all the Churches--the Perpetual Pastor-Universal,
Science and Health,
"the Comforter."
CHAPTER X There she stands-painted by herself.
No witness but herself has been allowed
to testify.
She stands there painted by her acts,
and decorated by her words.
When she talks,
she has only a decorative value as a witness,
either
for or against herself,
for she deals mainly in unsupported assertion;
and in the rare cases where she puts forward a verifiable fact she gets out of it a meaning which it refuses
to furnish
to anybody else.
Also,
when she talks,
she is unstable,
she wanders,
she is incurably inconsistent;
what she says to-day she contradicts tomorrow.
But her acts are consistent.
They are always faithful
to her,
they never misinterpret her,
they are a mirror which always reflects her exactly,
precisely,
minutely,
unerringly,
and always the same,
to date,
with only those progressive little natural changes in stature,
dress,
complexion,
mood,
and carriage that mark--exteriorly--the march of the years and record the accumulations of experience,
while --interiorly--through all this steady drift of evolution the one essential detail,
the commanding detail,
the master detail of the make-up remains as it was in the beginning,
suffers no change and can suffer none;
the basis of the character;
the temperament,
the disposition,
that indestructible iron framework upon which the character is built,
and whose shape it must take,
and keep,
throughout life.
We call it a person's nature.
The man who is born stingy can be taught
to give liberally--with his hands;
but not
with his heart.
The man born kind and compassionate can have that disposition crushed down out of sight by embittering experience;
but if it were an organ the post-mortem would find it still in his corpse.
The man born ambitious of power and glory may live long without finding it out,
but when the opportunity comes he will know,
will strike
for the largest thing within the limit of his chances at the time- constable,
perhaps--and will be glad and proud when he gets it,
and will write home about it.
But he will not stop
with that start;
his appetite will come again;
and by-and-by again,
and yet again;
and when he has climbed
to police commissioner it will at last begin
to dawn upon him that what his Napoleon soul wants and was born
for is something away higher up--he does not quite know what,
but Circumstance and Opportunity will indicate the direction and he will cut a road through and find out.
I think Mrs. Eddy was born
with a far-seeing business-eye,
but did not know it;
and
with a great organizing and executive talent,
and did not know it;
and
with a large appetite
for power and distinction,
and did not know it.
I think the reason that her make did not show up until middle life was that she had General Grant's luck --Circumstance and Opportunity did not come her way when she was younger.
The qualities that were born in her had
to wait
for circumstance and opportunity--but they were there:
they were there
to stay,
whether they ever got a chance
to fructify or not.
If they had come early,
they would have found her ready and competent.
And they--not she--would have determined what they would set her at and what they would make of her.
If they had elected
to commission her as second-assistant cook in a bankrupt boarding-house,
I know the rest of it--I know what would have happened.
She would have owned the boarding-house within six months;
she would have had the late proprietor on salary and humping himself,
as the worldly say;
she would have had that boarding-house spewing money like a mint;
she would have worked the servants and the late landlord up
to the limit;
she would have squeezed the boarders till they wailed,
and by some mysterious quality born in her she would have kept the affections of certain of the lot whose love and esteem she valued,
and flung the others down the back area;
in two years she would own all the boarding-houses in the town,
in five all the boarding-houses in the State,
in twenty all the hotels in America,
in forty all the hotels on the planet,
and would sit at home
with her finger on a button and govern the whole combination as easily as a bench-manager governs a dog-show.
It would be a grand thing
to see,
and I feel a kind of disappointment-- but never mind,
a religion is better and larger;
and there is more
to it.
And I have not been steeping myself in Christian Science all these weeks without finding out that the one sensible thing
to do
with a disappointment is
to put it out of your mind and think of something cheerfuler.
We outsiders cannot conceive of Mrs. Eddy's Christian Science Religion as being a sudden and miraculous birth,
but only as a growth from a seed planted by circumstances,
and developed stage by stage by command and compulsion of the same force.
What the stages were we cannot know,
but are privileged
to guess.
She may have gotten the mental-healing idea from Quimby--it had been experimented
with
for ages,
and was no one's special property.
[For the present,
for convenience'
sake,
let us proceed upon the hypothesis that that was all she got of him,
and that she put up the rest of the assets herself.
This will strain us,
but let us try it.] In each and all its forms and under all its many names,
mental healing had had limits,
always,
and they were rather narrow ones-- Mrs. Eddy,
let us imagine,
removed the fence,
abolished the frontiers.
Not by expanding mental-healing,
but by absorbing its small bulk into the vaster bulk of Christian Science--Divine Science,
The Holy Ghost,
the Comforter--which was a quite different and sublimer force,
and one which had long lain dormant and unemployed.
The Christian Scientist believes that the Spirit of God
(life and love)
pervades the universe like an atmosphere;
that whoso will study Science and Health can get from it the secret of how
to inhale that transforming air;
that
to breathe it is
to be made new;
that from the new man all sorrow,
all care,
all miseries of the mind vanish away,
for that only peace,
contentment and measureless joy can live in that divine fluid;
that it purifies the body from disease,
which is a vicious creation of the gross human mind,
and cannot continue
to exist in the presence of the Immortal Mind,
the renewing Spirit of God.
The Scientist finds this reasonable,
natural,
and not harder
to believe than that the disease germ,
a creature of darkness,
perishes when exposed
to the light of the great sun--a new revelation of profane science which no one doubts.
He reminds us that the actinic ray,
shining upon lupus,
cures it--a horrible disease which was incurable fifteen years ago,
and had been incurable
for ten million years before;
that this wonder,
unbelievable by the physicians at first,
is believed by them now;
and so he is tranquilly confident that the time is coming when the world will be educated up
to a point where it will comprehend and grant that the light of the Spirit of God,
shining unobstructed upon the soul,
is an actinic ray which can purge both mind and body from disease and set them free and make them whole.
It is apparent,
then,
that in Christian Science it is not one man's mind acting upon another man's mind that heals;
that it is solely the Spirit of God that heals;
that the healer's mind performs no office but
to convey that force
to the patient;
that it is merely the wire which carries the electric fluid,
so
to speak,
and delivers the message.
Therefore,
if these things be true,
mental-healing and Science-healing are separate and distinct processes,
and no kinship exists between them.
To heal the body of its ills and pains is a mighty benefaction,
but in our day our physicians and surgeons work a thousand miracles--prodigies which would have ranked as miracles fifty years ago--and they have so greatly extended their domination over disease that we feel so well protected that we are able
to look
with a good deal of composure and absence of hysterics upon the claims of new competitors in that field.
But there is a mightier benefaction than the healing of the body,
and that is the healing of the spirit--which is Christian Science's other claim.
So far as I know,
so far as I can find out,
it makes it good.
Personally I have not known a Scientist who did not seem serene,
contented,
unharassed.
I have not found an outsider whose observation of Scientists furnished him a view that differed from my own.
Buoyant spirits,
comfort of mind,
freedom from care these happinesses we all have,
at intervals;
but in the spaces between,
dear me,
the black hours! They have put a curse upon the life of every human being I have ever known,
young or old.
I concede not a single exception.
Unless it might be those Scientists just referred to.
They may have been playing a part
with me;
I hope they were not,
and I believe they were not.
Time will test the Science's claim.
If time shall make it good;
if time shall prove that the Science can heal the persecuted spirit of man and banish its troubles and keep it serene and sunny and content--why,
then Mrs. Eddy will have a monument that will reach above the clouds.
For if she did not hit upon that imperial idea and evolve it and deliver it,
its discoverer can never be identified
with certainty,
now,
I think.
It is the giant feature,
it is the sun that rides in the zenith of Christian Science,
the auxiliary features are of minor consequence [Let us still leave the large
"if"
aside,
for the present,
and proceed as if it had no existence.] It is not supposable that Mrs. Eddy realized,
at first,
the size of her plunder.
(No,
find--that is the word;
she did not realize the size of her find,
at first.)
It had
to grow upon her,
by degrees,
in accordance
with the inalterable custom of Circumstance,
which works by stages,
and by stages only,
and never furnishes any mind
with all the materials
for a large idea at one time.
In the beginning,
Mrs.Eddy was probably interested merely in the mental- healing detail And perhaps mainly interested in it pecuniary,
for she was poor.
She would succeed in anything she undertook.
She would attract pupils,
and her commerce would grow.
She would inspire in patient and pupil confidence in her earnestness,
her history is evidence that she would not fail of that.
There probably came a time,
in due course,
when her students began
to think there was something deeper in her teachings than they had been suspecting--a mystery beyond mental-healing,
and higher.
It is conceivable that by consequence their manner towards her changed little by little,
and from respectful became reverent.
It is conceivable that this would have an influence upon her;
that it would incline her
to wonder if their secret thought--that she was inspired--might not be a well-grounded guess.
It is conceivable that as time went on the thought in their minds and its reflection in hers might solidify into conviction.
She would remember,
then,
that as a child she had been called,
more than once,
by a mysterious voice --just as had happened
to little Samuel.
(Mentioned in her Autobiography.)
She would be impressed by that ancient reminiscence,
now,
and it could have a prophetic meaning
for her.
It is conceivable that the persuasive influences around her and within her would give a new and powerful impulse
to her philosophizings,
and that from this,
in time,
would result that great birth,
the healing of body and mind by the inpouring of the Spirit of God--the central and dominant idea of Christian Science--and that when this idea came she would not doubt that it was an inspiration direct from Heaven.
CHAPTER XI [I must rest a little,
now.
To sit here and painstakingly spin out a scheme which imagines Mrs. Eddy,
of all people,
working her mind on a plane above commercialism;
imagines her thinking,
philosophizing,
discovering majestic things;
and even imagines her dealing in sincerities--to be frank,
I find it a large contract But I have begun it,
and I will go through
with it.] CHAPTER XII It is evident that she made disciples fast,
and that their belief in her and in the authenticity of her heavenly ambassadorship was not of the lukewarm and half-way sort,
but was profoundly earnest and sincere.
Her book was issued from the press in 1875,
it began its work of convert- making,
and within six years she had successfully launched a new Religion and a new system of healing,
and was teaching them
to crowds of eager students in a College of her own,
at prices so extraordinary that we are almost compelled
to accept her statement
(no,
her guarded intimation)
that the rates were arranged on high,
since a mere human being unacquainted
with commerce and accustomed
to think in pennies could hardly put up such a hand as that without supernatural help.
From this stage onward--Mrs.
Eddy being what she was--the rest of the development--stages would follow naturally and inevitably.
But if she had been anybody else,
there would have been a different arrangement of them,
with different results.
Being the extraordinary person she was,
she realized her position and its possibilities;
realized the possibilities,
and had the daring
to use them
for all they were worth.
We have seen what her methods were after she passed the stage where her divine ambassadorship was granted its executer in the hearts and minds of her followers;
we have seen how steady and fearless and calculated and orderly was her march thenceforth from conquest
to conquest;
we have seen her strike dead,
without hesitancy,
any hostile or questionable force that rose in her path:
first,
the horde of pretenders that sprang up and tried
to take her Science and its market away from her--she crushed them,
she obliterated them;
when her own National Christian Science Association became great in numbers and influence,
and loosely and dangerously garrulous,
and began
to expound the doctrines according
to its own uninspired notions,
she took up her sponge without a tremor of fear and wiped that Association out;
when she perceived that the preachers in her pulpits were becoming afflicted
with doctrine-tinkering,
she recognized the danger of it,
and did not hesitate nor temporize,
but promptly dismissed the whole of them in a day,
and abolished their office permanently;
we have seen that,
as fast as her power grew,
she was competent
to take the measure of it,
and that as fast as its expansion suggested
to her gradually awakening native ambition a higher step she took it;
and so,
by this evolutionary process,
we have seen the gross money-lust relegated
to second place,
and the lust of empire and glory rise above it.
A splendid dream;
and by force of the qualities born in her she is making it come true.
These qualities--and the capacities growing out of them by the nurturing influences of training,
observation,
and experience seem
to be clearly indicated by the character of her career and its achievements.
They seem
to be:
A clear head
for business,
and a phenomenally long one;
Clear understanding of business situations;
Accuracy in estimating the opportunities they offer;
Intelligence in planning a business move;
Firmness in sticking
to it after it has been decided upon;
Extraordinary daring;
Indestructible persistency;
Devouring ambition;
Limitless selfishness;
A knowledge of the weaknesses and poverties and docilities of human nature and how
to turn them
to account which has never been surpassed,
if ever equalled;
And--necessarily--the foundation-stone of Mrs. Eddy's character is a never-wavering confidence in herself.
It is a granite character.
And--quite naturally--a measure of the talc of smallnesses common
to human nature is mixed up in it and distributed through it.
When Mrs. Eddy is not dictating servilities from her throne in the clouds
to her official domestics in Boston or
to her far-spread subjects round about the planet,
but is down on the ground,
she is kin
to us and one of us:
sentimental as a girl,
garrulous,
ungrammatical,
incomprehensible,
affected,
vain of her little human ancestry,
unstable,
inconsistent,
unreliable in statement,
and naively and everlastingly self-contradictory-oh,
trivial and common and commonplace as the commonest of us! just a Napoleon as Madame de Remusat saw him,
a brass god
with clay legs.
CHAPTER XIII In drawing Mrs. Eddy's portrait it has been my purpose
to restrict myself
to materials furnished by herself,
and I believe I have done that.
If I have misinterpreted any of her acts,
it was not done intentionally.
It will be noticed that in skeletonizing a list of the qualities which have carried her
to the dizzy summit which she occupies,
I have not mentioned the power which was the commanding force employed in achieving that lofty flight.
It did not belong in that list;
it was a force that was not a detail of her character,
but was an outside one.
It was the power which proceeded from her people's recognition of her as a supernatural personage,
conveyer of the Latest Word,
and divinely commissioned
to deliver it
to the world.
The form which such a recognition takes,
consciously or unconsciously,
is worship;
and worship does not question nor criticize,
it obeys.
The object of it does not need
to coddle it,
bribe it,
beguile it,
reason
with it,
convince it--it commands it;
that is sufficient;
the obedience rendered is not reluctant,
but prompt and whole-hearted.
Admiration
for a Napoleon,
confidence in him,
pride in him,
affection
for him,
can lift him high and carry him far;
and these are forms of worship,
and are strong forces,
but they are worship of a mere human being,
after all,
and are infinitely feeble,
as compared
with those that are generated by that other worship,
the worship of a divine personage.
Mrs.Eddy has this efficient worship,
this massed and centralized force,
this force which is indifferent
to opposition,
untroubled by fear,
and goes
to battle singing,
like Cromwell's soldiers;
and while she has it she can command and it will obey,
and maintain her on her throne,
and extend her empire.
She will have it until she dies;
and then we shall see a curious and interesting further development of her revolutionary work begin.
CHAPTER XIV The President and Board of Directors wil1 succeed her,
and the government will go on without a hitch.
The By-laws will bear that interpretation.
All the Mother-Church's vast powers are concentrated in that Board.
Mrs.Eddy's unlimited personal reservations make the Board's ostensible supremacy,
during her life,
a sham,
and the Board itself a shadow.
But Mrs. Eddy has not made those reservations
for any one but herself--they are distinctly personal,
they bear her name,
they are not usable by another individual.
When she dies her reservations die,
and the Board's shadow-powers become real powers,
without the change of any important By- law,
and the Board sits in her place as absolute and irresponsible a sovereign as she was.
It consists of but five persons,
a much more manageable Cardinalate than the Roman Pope's.
I think it will elect its Pope from its own body,
and that it will fill its own vacancies.
An elective Papacy is a safe and wise system,
and a long-liver.
CHAPTER XV We may take that up now.
It is not a single if,
but a several-jointed one;
not an oyster,
but a vertebrate.
1.
Did Mrs. Eddy borrow from Quimby the Great Idea,
or only the little one,
the old-timer,
the ordinary mental-healing-healing by
"mortal"
mind?
2.
If she borrowed the Great Idea,
did she carry it away in her head,
or in manuscript?
3.
Did she hit upon the Great Idea herself?
By the Great Idea I mean,
of course,
the conviction that the Force involved was still existent,
and could be applied now just as it was applied by Christ's Disciples and their converts,
and as successfully.
4.
Did she philosophize it,
systematize it,
and write it down in a book?
5.
Was it she,
and not another,
that built a new Religion upon the book and organized it?
I think No.
5 can be answered
with a Yes,
and dismissed from the controversy.
And I think that the Great Idea,
great as it was,
would have enjoyed but a brief activity,
and would then have gone
to sleep again
for some more centuries,
but
for the perpetuating impulse it got from that organized and tremendous force.
As
for Nos.
1,
2,
and 4,
the hostiles contend that Mrs. Eddy got the Great Idea from Quimby and carried it off in manuscript.
But their testimony,
while of consequence,
lacks the most important detail;
so far as my information goes,
the Quimby manuscript has not been produced.
I think we cannot discuss No.
1 and No.
2 profitably.
Let them go.
For me,
No.
3 has a mild interest,
and No.
4 a violent one.
As regards No.
3,
Mrs.Eddy was brought up,
from the cradle,
an old- time,
boiler-iron,
Westminster-Catechism Christian,
and knew her Bible as well as Captain Kydd knew his,
"when he sailed,
when he sailed,"
and perhaps as sympathetically.
The Great Idea had struck a million Bible- readers before her as being possible of resurrection and application--it must have struck as many as that,
and been cogitated,
indolently,
doubtingly,
then dropped and forgotten--and it could have struck her,
in due course.
But how it could interest her,
how it could appeal
to her--
with her make this a thing that is difficult
to understand.
For the thing back of it is wholly gracious and beautiful:
the power,
through loving mercifulness and compassion,
to heal fleshly ills and pains and grief --all--with a word,
with a touch of the hand! This power was given by the Saviour
to the Disciples,
and
to all the converted.
All--every one.
It was exercised
for generations afterwards.
Any Christian who was in earnest and not a make-believe,
not a policy-- Christian,
not a Christian
for revenue only,
had that healing power,
and could cure
with it any disease or any hurt or damage possible
to human flesh and bone.
These things are true,
or they are not.
If they were true seventeen and eighteen and nineteen centuries ago it would be difficult
to satisfactorily explain why or how or by what argument that power should be nonexistent in Christians now.
To wish
to exercise it could occur
to Mrs. Eddy--but would it?
Grasping,
sordid,
penurious,
famishing
for everything she sees--money,
power,
glory-- vain,
untruthful,
jealous,
despotic,
arrogant,
insolent,
pitiless where thinkers and hypnotists are concerned,
illiterate,
shallow,
incapable of reasoning outside of commercial lines,
immeasurably selfish-- Of course the Great Idea could strike her,
we have
to grant that,
but why it should interest her is a question which can easily overstrain the imagination and bring on nervous prostration,
or something like that,
and is better left alone by the judicious,
it seems
to me-- Unless we call
to our help the alleged other side of Mrs. Eddy's make and character the side which her multitude of followers see,
and sincerely believe in.
Fairness requires that their view be stated here.
It is the opposite of the one which I have drawn from Mrs. Eddy's history and from her By-laws.
To her followers she is this:
Patient,
gentle,
loving,
compassionate,
noble hearted,
unselfish,
sinless,
widely cultured,
splendidly equipped mentally,
a profound thinker,
an able writer,
a divine personage,
an inspired messenger whose acts are dictated from the Throne,
and whose every utterance is the Voice of God.
She has delivered
to them a religion which has revolutionized their lives,
banished the glooms that shadowed them,
and filled them and flooded them
with sunshine and gladness and peace;
a religion which has no hell;
a religion whose heaven is not put off
to another time,
with a break and a gulf between,
but begins here and now,
and melts into eternity as fancies of the waking day melt into the dreams of sleep.
They believe it is a Christianity that is in the New Testament;
that it has always been there,
that in the drift of ages it was lost through disuse and neglect,
and that this benefactor has found it and given it back
to men,
turning the night of life into day,
its terrors into myths,
its lamentations into songs of emancipation and rejoicing.
There we have Mrs. Eddy as her followers see her.
She has lifted them out of grief and care and doubt and fear,
and made their lives beautiful;
she found them wandering forlorn in a wintry wilderness,
and has led them
to a tropic paradise like that of which the poet sings:
"O,
islands there are on the face of the deep Where the leaves never fade and the skies never weep."
To ask them
to examine
with a microscope the character of such a benefactor;
to ask them
to examine it at all;
to ask them
to look at a blemish which another person believes he has found in it--well,
in their place could you do it?
Would you do it?
Wouldn't you be ashamed
to do it?
If a tramp had rescued your child from fire and death,
and saved its mother's heart from breaking,
could you see his rags?
Could you smell his breath?
Mrs.Eddy has done more than that
for these people.
They are prejudiced witnesses.
To the credit of human nature it is not possible that they should be otherwise.
They sincerely believe that Mrs. Eddy's character is pure and perfect and beautiful,
and her history without stain or blot or blemish.
But that does not settle it.
They sincerely believe she did not borrow the Great Idea from Quimby,
but hit upon it herself.
It may be so,
and it could be so.
Let it go--there is no way
to settle it.
They believe she carried away no Quimby manuscripts.
Let that go,
too--there is no way
to settle it.
They believe that she,
and not another,
built the Religion upon the book,
and organized it.
I believe it,
too.
Finally,
they believe that she philosophized Christian Science,
explained it,
systematized it,
and wrote it all out
with her own hand in the book Science and Health.
I am not able
to believe that.
Let us draw the line there.
The known and undisputed products of her pen are a formidable witness against her.
They do seem
to me
to prove,
quite clearly and conclusively,
that writing,
upon even simple subjects,
is a difficult labor
for her:
that she has never been able
to write anything above third-rate English;
that she is weak in the matter of grammar;
that she has but a rude and dull sense of the values of words;
that she so lacks in the matter of literary precision that she can seldom put a thought into words that express it lucidly
to the reader and leave no doubts in his mind as
to whether he has rightly understood or not;
that she cannot even draught a Preface that a person can fully comprehend,
nor one which can by any art be translated into a fully understandable form;
that she can seldom inject into a Preface even single sentences whose meaning is uncompromisingly clear--yet Prefaces are her specialty,
if she has one.
Mrs.Eddy's known and undisputed writings are very limited in bulk;
they exhibit no depth,
no analytical quality,
no thought above school composition size,
and but juvenile ability in handling thoughts of even that modest magnitude.
She has a fine commercial ability,
and could govern a vast railway system in great style;
she could draught a set of rules that Satan himself would say could not be improved on--
for devilish effectiveness--by his staff;
but we know,
by our excursions among the Mother-Church's By-laws,
that their English would discredit the deputy baggage-smasher.
I am quite sure that Mrs. Eddy cannot write well upon any subject,
even a commercial one.
In the very first revision of Science and Health
(1883),
Mrs.Eddy wrote a Preface which is an unimpeachable witness that the rest of the book was written by somebody else.
I have put it in the Appendix along
with a page or two taken from the body of the book,
and will ask the reader
to compare the labored and lumbering and confused gropings of this Preface
with the easy and flowing and direct English of the other exhibit,
and see if he can believe that the one hand and brain produced both.
And let him take the Preface apart,
sentence by sentence,
and searchingly examine each sentence word by word,
and see if he can find half a dozen sentences whose meanings he is so sure of that he can rephrase them--in words of his own--and reproduce what he takes
to be those meanings.
Money can be lost on this game.
I know,
for I am the one that lost it.
Now let the reader turn
to the excerpt which I have made from the chapter on
"Prayer"
(last year's edition of Science and Health),
and compare that wise and sane and elevated and lucid and compact piece of work
with the aforesaid Preface,
and
with Mrs. Eddy's poetry concerning the gymnastic trees,
and Minerva's not yet effete sandals,
and the wreaths imported from Erudition's bower
for the decoration of Plymouth Rock,
and the Plague-spot and Bacilli,
and my other exhibits
(turn back
to my Chapters I.
and II.)
from the Autobiography,
and finally
with the late Communication concerning me,
and see if he thinks anybody's affirmation,
or anybody's sworn testimony,
or any other testimony of any imaginable kind would ever be likely
to convince him that Mrs. Eddy wrote that chapter on Prayer.
I do not wish
to impose my opinion on any one who will not permit it,
but such as it is I offer it here
for what it is worth.
I cannot believe,
and I do not believe,
that Mrs. Eddy originated any of the thoughts and reasonings out of which the book Science and Health is constructed;
and I cannot believe,
and do not believe that she ever wrote any part of that book.
I think that if anything in the world stands proven,
and well and solidly proven,
by unimpeachable testimony--the treacherous testimony of her own pen in her known and undisputed literary productions--it is that Mrs. Eddy is not capable of thinking upon high planes,
nor of reasoning clearly nor writing intelligently upon low ones.
Inasmuch as--in my belief--the very first editions of the book Science and Health were far above the reach of Mrs. Eddy's mental and literary abilities,
I think she has from the very beginning been claiming as her own another person's book,
and wearing as her own property laurels rightfully belonging
to that person-- the real author of Science and Health.
And I think the reason--and the only reason--that he has not protested is because his work was not exposed
to print until after he was safely dead.
That
with an eye
to business,
and by grace of her business talent,
she has restored
to the world neglected and abandoned features of the Christian religion which her thousands of followers find gracious and blessed and contenting,
I recognize and confess;
but I am convinced that every single detail of the work except just that one--the delivery of the Product
to the world--was conceived and performed by another.
APPENDIX A ORIGINAL FIRST PREFACE
to SCIENCE AND HEALTH There seems a Christian necessity of learning God's power and purpose
to heal both mind and body.
This thought grew out of our early seeking Him in all our ways,
and a hopeless as singular invalidism that drugs increased instead of diminished,
and hygiene benefited only
for a season.
By degrees we have drifted into more spiritual latitudes of thought,
and experimented as we advanced until demonstrating fully the power of mind over the body.
About the year 1862,
having heard of a mesmerist in Portland who was treating the sick by manipulation,
we visited him;
he helped us
for a time,
then we relapsed somewhat.
After his decease,
and a severe casualty deemed fatal by skilful physicians,
we discovered that the Principle of all healing and the law that governs it is God,
a divine Principle,
and a spiritual not material law,
and regained health.
It was not an individual or mortal mind acting upon another so-called mind that healed us.
It was the glorious truths of Christian Science that we discovered as we neared that verge of so-called material life named death;
yea,
it was the great Shekinah,
the spirit of Life,
Truth,
and Love illuminating our understanding of the action and might of Omnipotence! The old gentleman
to whom we have referred had some very advanced views on healing,
but he was not avowedly religious neither scholarly.
We interchanged thoughts on the subject of healing the sick.
I restored some patients of his that he failed
to heal,
and left in his possession some manuscripts of mine containing corrections of his desultory pennings,
which I am informed at his decease passed into the hands of a patient of his,
now residing in Scotland.
He died in 1865 and left no published works.
The only manuscript that we ever held of his,
longer than
to correct it,
was one of perhaps a dozen pages,
most of which we had composed.
He manipulated the sick;
hence his ostensible method of healing was physical instead of mental.
We helped him in the esteem of the public by our writings,
but never knew of his stating orally or in writing that he treated his patients mentally;
never heard him give any directions
to that effect;
and have it from one of his patients,
who now asserts that he was the founder of mental healing,
that he never revealed
to anyone his method.
We refer
to these facts simply
to refute the calumnies and false claims of our enemies,
that we are preferring dishonest claims
to the discovery and founding at this period of Metaphysical Healing or Christian Science.
The Science and laws of a purely mental healing and their method of application through spiritual power alone,
else a mental argument against disease,
are our own discovery at this date.
True,
the Principle is divine and eternal,
but the application of it
to heal the sick had been lost sight of,
and required
to be again spiritually discerned and its science discovered,
that man might retain it through the understanding.
Since our discovery in 1866 of the divine science of Christian Healing,
we have labored
with tongue and pen
to found this system.
In this endeavor every obstacle has been thrown in our path that the envy and revenge of a few disaffected students could devise.
The superstition and ignorance of even this period have not failed
to contribute their mite towards misjudging us,
while its Christian advancement and scientific research have helped sustain our feeble efforts.
Since our first Edition of Science and Health,
published in 1875,
two of the aforesaid students have plagiarized and pirated our works.
In the issues of E.
J.
A.,
almost exclusively ours,
were thirteen paragraphs,
without credit,
taken verbatim from our books.
Not one of our printed works was ever copied or abstracted from the published or from the unpublished writings of anyone.
Throughout our publications of Metaphysical Healing or Christian Science,
when writing or dictating them,
we have given ourselves
to contemplation wholly apart from the observation of the material senses:
to look upon a copy would have distracted our thoughts from the subject before us.
We were seldom able
to copy our own compositions,
and have employed an amanuensis
for the last six years.
Every work that we have had published has been extemporaneously written;
and out of fifty lectures and sermons that we have delivered the last year,
forty-four have been extemporaneous.
We have distributed many of our unpublished manuscripts;
loaned
to one of our youngest students,
R.
K c .
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y,
between three and four hundred pages,
of which we were sole author--giving him liberty
to copy but not
to publish them.
Leaning on the sustaining Infinite
with loving trust,
the trials of to- day grow brief,
and to-morrow is big
with blessings.
The wakeful shepherd,
tending his flocks,
beholds from the mountain's top the first faint morning beam ere cometh the risen day.
So from Soul's loftier summits shines the pale star
to prophet-shepherd,
and it traverses night,
over
to where the young child lies,
in cradled obscurity,
that shall waken a world.
Over the night of error dawn the morning beams and guiding star of Truth,
and
"the wise men"
are led by it
to Science,
which repeats the eternal harmony that it reproduced,
in proof of immortality.
The time
for thinkers has come;
and the time
for revolutions,
ecclesiastical and civil,
must come.
Truth,
independent of doctrines or time-honored systems,
stands at the threshold of history.
Contentment
with the past,
or the cold conventionality of custom,
may no longer shut the door on science;
though empires fall,
"He whose right it is shall reign."
Ignorance of God should no longer be the stepping-stone
to faith;
understanding Him,
"whom
to know aright is Life eternal,"
is the only guaranty of obedience.
This volume may not open a new thought,
and make it at once familiar.
It has the sturdy task of a pioneer,
to hack away at the tall oaks and cut the rough granite,
leaving future ages
to declare what it has done.
We made our first discovery of the adaptation of metaphysics
to the treatment of disease in the winter of 1866;
since then we have tested the Principle on ourselves and others,
and never found it
to fail
to prove the statements herein made of it.
We must learn the science of Life,
to reach the perfection of man.
To understand God as the Principle of all being,
and
to live in accordance
with this Principle,
is the Science of Life.
But
to reproduce this harmony of being,
the error of personal sense must yield
to science,
even as the science of music corrects tones caught from the ear,
and gives the sweet concord of sound.
There are many theories of physic and theology,
and many calls in each of their directions
for the right way;
but we propose
to settle the question of
"What is Truth?"
on the ground of proof,
and let that method of healing the sick and establishing Christianity be adopted that is found
to give the most health and
to make the best Christians;
science will then have a fair field,
in which case we are assured of its triumph over all opinions and beliefs.
Sickness and sin have ever had their doctors;
but the question is,
Have they become less because of them?
The longevity of our antediluvians would say,
No! and the criminal records of today utter their voices little in favor of such a conclusion.
Not that we would deny
to Caesar the things that are his,
but that we ask
for the things that belong
to Truth;
and safely affirm,
from the demonstrations we have been able
to make,
that the science of man understood would have eradicated sin,
sickness,
and death,
in a less period than six thousand years.
We find great difficulties in starting this work right.
Some shockingly false claims are already made
to a metaphysical practice;
mesmerism,
its very antipodes,
is one of them.
Hitherto we have never,
in a single instance of our discovery,
found the slightest resemblance between mesmerism and metaphysics.
No especial idiosyncrasy is requisite
to acquire a knowledge of metaphysical healing;
spiritual sense is more important
to its discernment than the intellect;
and those who would learn this science without a high moral standard of thought and action,
will fail
to understand it until they go up higher.
Owing
to our explanations constantly vibrating between the same points,
an irksome repetition of words must occur;
also the use of capital letters,
genders,
and technicalities peculiar
to the science.
Variety of language,
or beauty of diction,
must give place
to close analysis and unembellished thought.
"Hoping all things,
enduring all things,"
to do good
to our enemies,
to bless them that curse us,
and
to bear
to the sorrowing and the sick consolation and healing,
we commit these pages
to posterity.
MARY BAKER G.
EDDY.
APPENDIX B The Gospel narratives bear brief testimony even
to the life of our great Master.
His spiritual noumenon and phenomenon,
silenced portraiture.
Writers,
less wise than the Apostles,
essayed in the Apocryphal New Testament,
a legendary and traditional history of the early life of Jesus.
But Saint Paul summarized the character of Jesus as the model of Christianity,
in these words:
"Consider Him who endured such contradictions of sinners against Himself.
Who
for the joy that was set before Him,
endured the cross,
despising the shame,
and is set down at the right hand of the throne of God."
It may be that the mortal life battle still wages,
and must continue till its involved errors are vanquished by victory-bringing Science;
but this triumph will come! God is over all.
He alone is our origin,
aim,
and Being.
The real man is not of the dust,
nor is he ever created through the flesh;
for his father and mother are the one Spirit,
and his brethren are all the children of one parent,
the eternal Good.
Any kind of literary composition was excessively difficult
for Mrs. Eddy.
She found it grinding hard work
to dig out anything
to say.
She realized,
at the above stage in her life,
that
with all her trouble she had not been able
to scratch together even material enough
for a child's Autobiography,
and also that what she had secured was in the main not valuable,
not important,
considering the age and the fame of the person she was writing about;
and so it occurred
to her
to attempt,
in that paragraph,
to excuse the meagreness and poor quality of the feast she was spreading,
by letting on that she could do ever so much better if she wanted to,
but was under constraint of Divine etiquette.
To feed
with more than a few indifferent crumbs a plebeian appetite
for personal details about Personages in her class was not the correct thing,
and she blandly points out that there is Precedent
for this reserve.
When Mrs. Eddy tries
to be artful --in literature --it is generally after the manner of the ostrich;
and
with the ostrich's luck.
Please try
to find the connection between the two paragraphs.--M.
T.
APPENDIX C The following is the spiritual signification of the Lord's Prayer:
Principle,
eternal and harmonious,
Nameless and adorable Intelligence,
Thou art ever present and supreme.
And when this supremacy of Spirit shall appear,
the dream of matter will disappear.
Give us the understanding of Truth and Love.
And loving we shall learn God,
and Truth will destroy all error.
And lead us unto the Life that is Soul,
and deliver us from the errors of sense,
sin,
sickness,
and death,
For God is Life,
Truth,
and Love
for ever.
--Science and Health,
edition of 1881.
It seems
to me that this one is distinctly superior
to the one that was inspired
for last year's edition.
It is strange,
but
to my mind plain,
that inspiring is an art which does not improve
with practice.--M.
T.
APPENDIX D
"For verily I say unto you,
That whosoever shall say unto this mountain,
Be thou removed,
and be thou cast into the sea;
and shall not doubt in his heart,
but shall believe that those things which he saith shall come
to pass;
he shall have whatsoever he saith.
Therefore I say unto you,
What things soever ye desire when ye pray,
believe that ye receive them,
and ye shall have them.
Your Father knoweth what things ye have need of,
before ye ask Him."
--CHRIST JESUS.
The prayer that reclaims the sinner and heals the sick,
is an absolute faith that all things are possible
to God--a spiritual understanding of Him--an unselfed love.
Regardless of what another may say or think on this subject,
I speak from experience.
This prayer,
combined
with self- sacrifice and toil,
is the means whereby God has enabled me
to do what I have done
for the religion and health of mankind.
Thoughts unspoken are not unknown
to the divine Mind.
Desire is prayer;
and no less can occur from trusting God
with our desires,
that they may be moulded and exalted before they take form in audible word,
and in deeds.
What are the motives
for prayer?
Do we pray
to make ourselves better,
or
to benefit those that hear us;
to enlighten the Infinite,
or
to be heard of men?
Are we benefited by praying?
Yes,
the desire which goes forth hungering after righteousness is blessed of our Father,
and it does not return unto us void.
God is not moved by the breath of praise
to do more than He has already done;
nor can the Infinite do less than bestow all good,
since He is unchanging Wisdom and Love.
We can do more
for ourselves by humble fervent petitions;
but the All-loving does not grant them simply on the ground of lip-service,
for He already knows all.
Prayer cannot change the Science of Being,
but it does bring us into harmony
with it.
Goodness reaches the demonstration of Truth.
A request that another may work
for us never does our work.
The habit of pleading
with the divine Mind,
as one pleads
with a human being,
perpetuates the belief in God as humanly circumscribed--an error which impedes spiritual growth.
God is Love.
Can we ask Him
to be more?
God is Intelligence.
Can we inform the infinite Mind,
or tell Him anything He does not already comprehend?
Do we hope
to change perfection?
Shall we plead
for more at the open fount,
which always pours forth more than we receive?
The unspoken prayer does bring us nearer the Source of all existence and blessedness.
Asking God
to be God is a
"vain repetition."
God is
"the same yesterday,
and to-day,
and forever";
and He who is immutably right will do right,
without being reminded of His province.
The wisdom of man is not sufficient
to warrant him in advising God.
Who would stand before a blackboard,
and pray the principle of mathematics
to work out the problem?
The rule is already established,
and it is our task
to work out the solution.
Shall we ask the divine Principle of all goodness
to do His own work?
His work is done;
and we have only
to avail ourselves of God's rule,
in order
to receive the blessing thereof.
The divine Being must be reflected by man--else man is not the image and likeness of the patient,
tender,
and true,
the one
"altogether lovely";
but
to understand God is the work of eternity,
and demands absolute concentration of thought and energy.
How empty are our conceptions of Deity! We admit theoretically that God is good,
omnipotent,
omnipresent,
infinite,
and then we try
to give information
to this infinite Mind;
and plead
for unmerited pardon,
and a liberal outpouring of benefactions.
Are we really grateful
for the good already received?
Then we shall avail ourselves of the blessings we have,
and thus be fitted
to receive more.
Gratitude is much more than a verbal expression of thanks Action expresses more gratitude than speech.
If we are ungrateful
for Life,
Truth,
and Love,
and yet return thanks
to God
for all blessings,
we are insincere;
and incur the sharp censure our Master pronounces on hypocrites.
In such a case the only acceptable prayer is
to put the finger on the lips and remember our blessings.
While the heart is far from divine Truth and Love,
we cannot conceal the ingratitude of barren lives,
for God knoweth all things.
What we most need is the prayer of fervent desire
for growth in grace,
expressed in patience,
meekness,
love,
and good deeds.
To keep the commandments of our Master and follow his example,
is our proper debt
to Him,
and the only worthy evidence of our gratitude
for all He has done.
Outward worship is not of itself sufficient
to express loyal and heartfelt gratitude,
since He has said:
"If ye love Me,
keep My Commandments."
The habitual struggle
to be always good,
is unceasing prayer.
Its motives are made manifest in the blessings they bring --which,
if not acknowledged in audible words,
attest our worthiness
to be made partakers of Love.
Simply asking that we may love God will never make us love Him;
but the longing
to be better and holier--expressed in daily watchfulness,
and in striving
to assimilate more of the divine character--this will mould and fashion us anew,
until we awake in His likeness.
We reach the Science of Christianity through demonstration of the divine nature;
but in this wicked world goodness will
"be evil spoken of,"
and patience must work experience.
Audible prayer can never do the works of spiritual understanding,
which regenerates;
but silent prayer,
watchfulness,
and devout obedience,
enable us
to follow Jesus'
example.
Long prayers,
ecclesiasticism,
and creeds,
have clipped the divine pinions of Love,
and clad religion in human robes.
They materialize worship,
hinder the Spirit,
and keep man from demonstrating his power over error.
Sorrow
for wrong-doing is but one step towards reform,
and the very easiest step.
The next and great step required by Wisdom is the test of our sincerity--namely,
reformation.
To this end we are placed under the stress of circumstances.
Temptation bids us repeat the offence,
and woe comes in return
for what is done.
So it will ever be,
till we learn that there is no discount in the law of justice,
and that we must pay
"the uttermost farthing."
The measure ye mete
"shall be measured
to you again,"
and it will be full
"and running over."
Saints and sinners get their full award,
but not always in this world.
The followers of Christ drank His cup.
Ingratitude and persecution filled it
to the brim;
but God pours the riches of His love into the understanding and affections,
giving us strength according
to our day.
Sinners flourish
"like a green bay-tree";
but,
looking farther,
the Psalmist could see their end--namely,
the destruction of sin through suffering.
Prayer is sometimes used,
as a confessional
to cancel sin.
This error impedes true religion.
Sin is forgiven,
only as it is destroyed by Christ-Truth and Life If prayer nourishes the belief that sin is cancelled,
and that man is made better by merely praying,
it is an evil.
He grows worse who continues in sin because he thinks himself forgiven.
An apostle says that the Son of God
(Christ)
came to
"destroy the works of the devil."
We should follow our divine Exemplar,
and seek the destruction of all evil works,
error and disease included.
We cannot escape the penalty due
for sin.
The Scriptures say,
that if we deny Christ,
"He also will deny us."
The divine Love corrects and governs man.
Men may pardon,
but this divine Principle alone reforms the sinner.
God is not separate from the wisdom He bestows.
The talents He gives we must improve.
Calling on Him
to forgive our work,
badly done or left undone,
implies the vain supposition that we have nothing
to do but
to ask pardon,
and that afterwards we shall be free
to repeat the offence.
To cause suffering,
as the result of sin,
is the means of destroying sin.
Every supposed pleasure in sin will furnish more than its equivalent of pain,
until belief in material life and sin is destroyed.
To reach heaven,
the harmony of Being,
we must understand the divine Principle of Being.
"God is Love."
More than this we cannot ask;
higher we cannot look;
farther we cannot go.
To suppose that God forgives or punishes sin,
according as His mercy is sought or unsought,
is
to misunderstand Love and make prayer the safety-valve
for wrong-doing.
Jesus uncovered and rebuked sin before He cast it out.
Of a sick woman He said that Satan had bound her;
and
to Peter He said,
"Thou art an offense unto me."
He came teaching and showing men how
to destroy sin,
sickness,
and death.
He said of the fruitless tree,
"It is hewn down."
It is believed by many that a certain magistrate,
who lived in the time of Jesus,
left this record:
"His rebuke is fearful."
The strong language of our Master confirms this description.
The only civil sentence which He had
for error was,
"Get thee behind Me,
Satan."
Still stronger evidence that Jesus'
reproof was pointed and pungent is in His own words--showing the necessity
for such forcible utterance,
when He cast out devils and healed the sick and sinful.
The relinquishment of error deprives material sense of its false claims.
Audible prayer is impressive;
it gives momentary solemnity and elevation
to thought;
but does it produce any lasting benefit?
Looking deeply into these things,
we find that
"a zeal .
.
.
not according
to knowledge,"
gives occasion
for reaction unfavorable
to spiritual growth,
sober resolve,
and wholesome perception of God's requirements.
The motives
for verbal prayer may embrace too much love of applause
to induce or encourage Christian sentiment.
Physical sensation,
not Soul,
produces material ecstasy,
and emotions.
If spiritual sense always guided men at such times,
there would grow out of those ecstatic moments a higher experience and a better life,
with more devout self-abnegation,
and purity.
A self-satisfied ventilation of fervent sentiments never makes a Christian.
God is not influenced by man.
The
"divine ear"
is not an auditoria! nerve.
It is the all- hearing and all-knowing Mind,
to whom each want of man is always known,
and by whom it will be supplied.
The danger from audible prayer is,
that it may lead us into temptation.
By it we may become involuntary hypocrites,
uttering desires which are not real,
and consoling ourselves in the midst of sin,
with the recollection that we have prayed over it --or mean
to ask forgiveness at some later day.
Hypocrisy is fatal
to religion.
A wordy prayer may afford a quiet sense of self-justification,
though it makes the sinner a hypocrite.
We never need despair of an honest heart,
but there is little hope
for those who only come spasmodically face
to face
with their wickedness,
and then seek
to hide it.
Their prayers are indexes which do not correspond
with their character.
They hold secret fellowship
with sin;
and such externals are spoken of by Jesus as
"like unto whited sepulchres .
.
.
full of all uncleanness."
If a man,
though apparently fervent and prayerful,
is impure,
and therefore insincere,
what must be the comment upon him?
If he had reached the loftiness of his prayer,
there would be no occasion
for such comment.
If we feel the aspiration,
humility,
gratitude,
and love which our words express--this God accepts;
and it is wise not
to try
to deceive our.
selves or others,
for
"there is nothing covered that shall not be revealed."
Professions and audible prayers are like charity in one respect --they
"cover a multitude of sins."
Praying
for humility,
with whatever fervency of expression,
does not always mean a desire
for it.
If we turn away from the poor,
we are not ready
to receive the reward of Him who blesses the poor.
We confess
to having a very wicked heart,
and ask that it may be laid bare before us;
but do we not already know more of this heart than we are willing
to have our neighbor see?
We ought
to examine ourselves,
and learn what is the affection and purpose of the heart;
for this alone can show us what we honestly are.
If a friend informs us of a fault,
do we listen
to the rebuke patiently,
and credit what is said?
Do we not rather give thanks that we are
"not as other men?"
During many years the author has been most grateful
for merited rebuke.
The sting lies in unmerited censure--in the falsehood which does no one any good.
The test of all prayer lies in the answer
to these questions:
Do we love our neighbor better because of this asking?
Do we pursue the old selfishness,
satisfied
with having prayed
for something better,
though we give no evidence of the sincerity of our requests by living consistently
with our prayer?
If selfishness has given place
to kindness,
we shall regard our neighbor unselfishly,
and bless them that curse us;
but we shall never meet this great duty by simply asking that it may be done.
There is a cross
to be taken up,
before we can enjoy the fruition of our hope and faith.
Dost thou
"love the Lord thy God
with all thy heart,
and
with all thy soul,
and
with all thy mind?"
This command includes much--even the surrender of all merely material sensation,
affection,
and worship.
This is the E1 Dorado of Christianity.
It involves the Science of Life,
and recognizes only the divine control of Spirit,
wherein Soul is our master,
and material sense and human will have no place.
Are you willing
to leave all
for Christ,
for Truth,
and so be counted among sinners?
No! Do you really desire
to attain this point?
No! Then why make long prayers about it,
and ask
to be Christians,
since you care not
to tread in the footsteps of our dear Master?
If unwilling
to follow His example,
wherefore pray
with the lips that you may be partakers of His nature?
Consistent prayer is the desire
to do right.
Prayer means that we desire to,
and will,
walk in the light so far as we receive it,
even though
with bleeding footsteps,
and waiting patiently on the Lord,
will leave our real desires
to be rewarded by Him.
The world must grow
to the spiritual understanding of prayer.
If good enough
to profit by Jesus'
cup of earthly sorrows,
God will sustain us under these sorrows.
Until we are thus divinely qualified,
and willing
to drink His cup,
millions of vain repetitions will never pour into prayer the unction of Spirit,
in demonstration of power,
and
"with signs following."
Christian Science reveals a necessity
for overcoming the world,
the flesh and evil,
and thus destroying all error.
Seeking is not sufficient.
It is striving which enables us
to enter.
Spiritual attainments open the door
to a higher understanding of the divine Life.
One of the forms of worship in Thibet is
to carry a praying-machine through the streets,
and stop at the doors
to earn a penny by grinding out a prayer;
whereas civilization pays
for clerical prayers,
in lofty edifices.
Is the difference very great,
after all?
Experience teaches us that we do not always receive the blessings we ask
for in prayer.
There is some misapprehension of the source and means of all goodness and blessedness,
or we should certainly receive what we ask for.
The Scriptures say:
"Ye ask,
and receive not,
because ye ask amiss,
that ye may consume it upon your lusts."
What we desire and ask
for it is not always best
for us
to receive.
In this case infinite Love will not grant the request.
Do you ask Wisdom
to be merciful and not punish sin?
Then
"ye ask amiss."
Without punishment,
sin would multiply.
Jesus'
prayer,
"forgive us our debts,"
specified also the terms of forgiveness.
When forgiving the adulterous woman He said,
"Go,
and sin no more."
A magistrate sometimes remits the penalty,
but this may be no moral benefit
to the criminal;
and at best,
it only saves him from one form of punishment.
The moral law,
which has the right
to acquit or condemn,
always demands restitution,
before mortals can
"go up higher."
Broken law brings penalty,
in order
to compel this progress.
Mere legal pardon
(and there is no other,
for divine Principle never pardons our sins or mistakes till they are corrected)
leaves the offender free
to repeat the offense;
if,
indeed,
he has not already suffered sufficiently from vice
to make him turn from it
with loathing.
Truth bestows no pardon upon error,
but wipes it out in the most effectual manner.
Jesus suffered
for our sins,
not
to annul the divine sentence against an individual's sin,
but
to show that sin must bring inevitable suffering.
Petitions only bring
to mortals the results of their own faith.
We know that a desire
for holiness is requisite in order
to gain it;
but if we desire holiness above all else,
we shall sacrifice everything
for it.
We must be willing
to do this,
that we may walk securely in the only practical road
to holiness.
Prayer alone cannot change the unalterable Truth,
or give us an understanding of it;
but prayer coupled
with a fervent habitual desire
to know and do the will of God will bring us into all Truth.
Such a desire has little need of audible expression.
It is best expressed in thought and life.
APPENDIX E Reverend Heber Newton on Christian Science:
To begin,
then,
at the beginning,
Christian Science accepts the work of healing sickness as an integral part of the discipleship of Jesus Christ.
In Christ it finds,
what the Church has always recognized,
theoretically,
though it has practically ignored the fact--the Great Physician.
That Christ healed the sick,
we none of us question.
It stands plainly upon the record.
This ministry of healing was too large a part of His work
to be left out from any picture of that life.
Such service was not an incident of His career--it was an essential element of that career.
It was an integral factor in His mission.
The Evangelists leave us no possibility of confusion on this point.
Co-equal
with his work of instruction and inspiration was His work of healing.
The records make it equally clear that the Master laid His charge upon His disciples
to do as He had done.
"When He had called unto Him His twelve disciples,
He gave them power over unclean spirits,
to cast them out,
and
to heal all manner of sickness and all manner of disease."
In sending them forth,
"He commanded them,
saying,
.
.
.
As ye go,
preach,
saying,
The kingdom of heaven is at hand.
Heal the sick,
cleanse the lepers,
raise the dead,
cast out demons."
That the twelve disciples undertook
to do the Master's work of healing,
and that they,
in their measure,
succeeded,
seems beyond question.
They found in themselves the same power that the Master found in Himself,
and they used it as He had used His power.
The record of The Acts of the Apostles,
if at all trustworthy history,
shows that they,
too,
healed the sick.
Beyond the circle of the original twelve,
it is equally clear that the early disciples believed themselves charged
with the same mission,
and that they sought
to fulfil it.
The records of the early Church make it indisputable that powers of healing were recognized as among the gifts of the Spirit.
St.Paul's letters render it certain that these gifts were not a privilege of the original twelve,
merely,
but that they were the heritage into which all the disciples entered.
Beyond the era of the primitive Church,
through several generations,
the early Christians felt themselves called
to the same ministry of healing,
and enabled
with the same secret of power.
Through wellnigh three centuries,
the gifts of healing appear
to have been,
more or less,
recognized and exercised in the Church.
Through those generations,
however,
there was a gradual disuse of this power,
following upon a failing recognition of its possession.
That which was originally the rule became the exception.
By degrees,
the sense of authority and power
to heal passed out from the consciousness of the Church.
It ceased
to be a sign of the indwelling Spirit.
For fifteen centuries,
the recognition of this authority and power has been altogether exceptional.
Here and there,
through the history of these centuries,
there have been those who have entered into this belief of their own privilege and duty,
and have used the gift which they recognized.
The Church has never been left without a line of witnesses
to this aspect of the discipleship of Christ.
But she has come
to accept it as the normal order of things that what was once the rule in the Christian Church should be now only the exception.
Orthodoxy has framed a theory of the words of Jesus
to account
for this strange departure of His Church from them.
It teaches us
to believe that His example was not meant
to be followed,
in this respect,
by all His disciples.
The power of healing which was in Him was a purely exceptional power.
It was used as an evidence of His divine mission.
It was a miraculous gift.
The gift of working miracles was not bestowed upon His Church at large.
His original disciples,
the twelve apostles,
received this gift,
as a necessity of the critical epoch of Christianity --the founding of the Church.
Traces of the power lingered on,
in weakening activity,
until they gradually ceased,
and the normal condition of the Church was entered upon,
in which miracles are no longer possible.
We accept this,
unconsciously,
as the true state of things in Christianity.
But it is a conception which will not bear a moment's examination.
There is not the slightest suggestion upon record that Christ set any limit
to this charge which He gave His disciples.
On the contrary,
there are not lacking hints that He looked
for the possession and exercise of this power wherever His spirit breathed in men.
Even if the concluding paragraph of St. Mark's Gospel were a later appendix,
it may none the less have been a faithful echo of words of the Master,
as it certainly is a trustworthy record of the belief of the early Christians as
to the thought of Jesus concerning His followers.
In that interesting passage,
Jesus,
after His death,
appeared
to the eleven,
and formally commissioned them,
again,
to take up His work in the world;
bidding them,
"Go ye into all the world and preach the gospel
to every creature."
"And these signs,"
He tells them,
"shall follow them that believe"--not the apostles only,
but
"them that believe,"
without limit of time;
"in My name they shall cast out devils .
.
.
they shall lay hands on the sick and they shall recover."
The concluding discourse
to the disciples,
recorded in the Gospel according
to St. John,
affirms the same expectation on the part of Jesus;
emphasizing it in His solemn way:
"Verily,
verily,
I say unto you,
He that believeth on Me,
the works that I do shall he do also;
and greater works than these shall he do."
APPENDIX F Few will deny that an intelligence apart from man formed and governs the spiritual universe and man;
and this intelligence is the eternal Mind,
and neither matter nor man created this intelligence and divine Principle;
nor can this Principle produce aught unlike itself.
All that we term sin,
sickness,
and death is comprised in the belief of matter.
The realm of the real is spiritual;
the opposite of Spirit is matter;
and the opposite of the real is unreal or material.
Matter is an error of statement,
for there is no matter.
This error of premises leads
to error of conclusion in every statement of matter as a basis.
Nothing we can say or believe regarding matter is true,
except that matter is unreal,
simply a belief that has its beginning and ending.
The conservative firm called matter and mind God never formed.
The unerring and eternal Mind destroys this imaginary copartnership,
formed only
to be dissolved in a manner and at a period unknown.
This copartnership is obsolete.
Placed under the microscope of metaphysics matter disappears.
Only by understanding there are not two,
matter and mind,
is a logical and correct conclusion obtained by either one.
Science gathers not grapes of thorns or figs of thistles.
Intelligence never produced non-intelligence,
such as matter:
the immortal never produced mortality,
good never resulted in evil.
The science of Mind shows conclusively that matter is a myth.
Metaphysics are above physics,
and drag not matter,
or what is termed that,
into one of its premises or conclusions.
Metaphysics resolves things into thoughts,
and exchanges the objects of sense
for the ideas of Soul.
These ideas are perfectly tangible and real
to consciousness,
and they have this advantage --they are eternal.
Mind and its thoughts comprise the whole of God,
the universe,
and of man.
Reason and revelation coincide
with this statement,
and support its proof every hour,
for nothing is harmonious or eternal that is not spiritual:
the realization of this will bring out objects from a higher source of thought;
hence more beautiful and immortal.
The fact of spiritualization produces results in striking contrast
to the farce of materialization:
the one produces the results of chastity and purity,
the other the downward tendencies and earthward gravitation of sensualism and impurity.
The exalting and healing effects of metaphysics show their fountain.
Nothing in pathology has exceeded the application of metaphysics.
Through mind alone we have prevented disease and preserved health.
In cases of chronic and acute diseases,
in their severest forms,
we have changed the secretions,
renewed structure,
and restored health;
have elongated shortened limbs,
relaxed rigid muscles,
made cicatrized joints supple;
restored carious bones
to healthy conditions,
renewed that which is termed the lost substance of the lungs;
and restored healthy organizations where disease was organic instead of functional.
Mrs.EDDY IN ERROR I feel almost sure that Mrs. Eddy's inspiration--works are getting out of repair.
I think so because they made some errors in a statement which she uttered through the press on the 17th of January.
Not large ones,
perhaps,
still it is a friend's duty
to straighten such things out and get them right when he can.
Therefore I will put my other duties aside
for a moment and undertake this helpful service.
She said as follows:
"In view of the circulation of certain criticisms from the pen of Mark Twain,
I submit the following statement:
"It is a fact,
well understood,
that I begged the students who first gave me the endearing appellative
'mother'
not
to name me thus.
But,
without my consent,
that word spread like wildfire.
I still must think the name is not applicable
to me.
I stand in relation
to this century as a Christian discoverer,
founder,
and leader.
I regard self-deification as blasphemous;
I may be more loved,
but I am less lauded,
pampered,
provided for,
and cheered than others before me--and wherefore?
Because Christian Science is not yet popular,
and I refuse adulation.
"My visit
to the Mother-Church after it was built and dedicated pleased me,
and the situation was satisfactory.
The dear members wanted
to greet me
with escort and the ringing of bells,
but I declined,
and went alone in my carriage
to the church,
entered it,
and knelt in thanks upon the steps of its altar.
There the foresplendor of the beginnings of truth fell mysteriously upon my spirit.
I believe in one Christ,
teach one Christ,
know of but one Christ.
I believe in but one incarnation,
one Mother Mary,
and know I am not that one,
and never claimed
to be.
It suffices me
to learn the Science of the Scriptures relative
to this subject.
"Christian Scientists have no quarrel
with Protestants,
Catholics,
or any other sect.
They need
to be understood as following the divine Principle God,
Love and not imagined
to be unscientific worshippers of a human being.
"In the aforesaid article,
of which I have seen only extracts,
Mark Twain's wit was not wasted In certain directions.
Christian Science eschews divine rights in human beings.
If the individual governed human consciousness,
my statement of Christian Science would be disproved,
but
to understand the spiritual idea is essential
to demonstrate Science and its pure monotheism--one God,
one Christ,
no idolatry,
no human propaganda.
Jesus taught and proved that what feeds a few feeds all.
His life-work subordinated the material
to the spiritual,
and He left this legacy of truth
to mankind.
His metaphysics is not the sport of philosophy,
religion,
or Science;
rather it is the pith and finale of them all.
"I have not the inspiration or aspiration
to be a first or second Virgin- Mother--her duplicate,
antecedent,
or subsequent.
What I am remains
to be proved by the good I do.
We need much humility,
wisdom,
and love
to perform the functions of foreshadowing and foretasting heaven within us.
This glory is molten in the furnace of affliction."
She still thinks the name of Our Mother not applicable
to her;
and she is also able
to remember that it distressed her when it was conferred upon her,
and that she begged
to have it suppressed.
Her memory is at fault here.
If she will take her By-laws,
and refer
to Section 1 of Article XXII.,
written
with her own hand--she will find that she has reserved that title
to herself,
and is so pleased
with it,
and so--may we say jealous?--about it,
that she threatens
with excommunication any sister Scientist who shall call herself by it.
This is that Section 1:
"The Title of Mother.
In the year 1895 loyal Christian Scientists had given
to the author of their text-book,
the Founder of Christian Science,
the individual,
endearing term of Mother.
Therefore,
if a student of Christian Science shall apply this title,
either
to herself or
to others,
except as the term
for kinship according
to the flesh,
it shall be regarded by the Church as an indication of disrespect
for their Pastor Emeritus,
and unfitness
to be a member of the Mother-Church."
Mrs.Eddy is herself the Mother-Church--its powers and authorities are in her possession solely --and she can abolish that title whenever it may please her
to do so.
She has only
to command her people,
wherever they may be in the earth,
to use it no more,
and it will never be uttered again.
She is aware of this.
It may be that she
"refuses adulation"
when she is not awake,
but when she is awake she encourages it and propagates it in that museum called
"Our Mother's Room,"
in her Church in Boston.
She could abolish that institution
with a word,
if she wanted to.
She is aware of that.
I will say a further word about the museum presently.
Further down the column,
her memory is unfaithful again:
"I believe in .
.
.
but one Mother Mary,
and know I am not that one,
and never claimed
to be."
At a session of the National Christian Science Association,
held in the city of New York on the 27th of May,
1890,
the secretary was
"instructed
to send
to our Mother greetings and words of affection from her assembled children."
Her telegraphic response was read
to the Association at next day's meeting:
"All hail! He hath filled the hungry
with good things and the sick hath He not sent empty away.--MOTHER MARY."
Which Mother Mary is this one?
Are there two?
If so,
she is both of them;
for,
when she signed this telegram in this satisfied and unprotesting way,
the Mother-title which she was going
to so strenuously object to,
and put from her
with humility,
and seize
with both hands,
and reserve as her sole property,
and protect her monopoly of it
with a stern By-law,
while recognizing
with diffidence that it was
"not applicable"
to her
(then and to-day)--that Mother--title was not yet born,
and would not be offered
to her until five years later.
The date of the above
"Mother Mary"
is 1890;
the
"individual,
endearing title of Mother"
was given her
"in 1895"--according
to her own testimony.
See her By-law quoted above.
In his opening Address
to that Convention of 1890,
the President recognized this Mary--our Mary-and abolished all previous ones.
He said:
"There is but one Moses,
one Jesus;
and there is but one Mary."
The confusions being now dispersed,
we have this clarified result:
Were had been a Moses at one time,
and only one;
there had been a Jesus at one time,
and only one;
there is a Mary and
"only one."
She is not a Has Been,
she is an Is--the
"Author of Science and Health;
and we cannot ignore her."
1.
In 1890,
there was but one Mother Mary.
The President said so.
2.
Mrs.Eddy was that one.
She said so,
in signing the telegram.
3.
Mrs.Eddy was not that one
for she says so,
in her Associated Press utterance of January 17th.
4.
And has
"never claimed
to be
"that one--unless the signature
to the telegram is a claim.
Thus it stands proven and established that she is that Mary and isn't,
and thought she was and knows she wasn't.
That much is clear.
She is also
"The Mother,"
by the election of 1895,
and did not want the title,
and thinks it is not applicable
to her,
end will excommunicate any one that tries
to take it away from her.
So that is clear.
I think that the only really troublesome confusion connected
with these particular matters has arisen from the name Mary.
Much vexation,
much misunderstanding,
could have been avoided if Mrs. Eddy had used some of her other names in place of that one.
"Mother Mary"
was certain
to stir up discussion.
It would have been much better if she had signed the telegram
"Mother Baker";
then there would have been no Biblical competition,
and,
of course,
that is a thing
to avoid.
But it is not too late,
yet.
I wish
to break in here
with a parenthesis,
and then take up this examination of Mrs. Eddy's Claim of January 17th again.
The history of her
"Mother Mary"
telegram--as told
to me by one who ought
to be a very good authority--is curious and interesting.
The telegram ostensibly quotes verse 53 from the
"Magnificat,"
but really makes some pretty formidable changes in it.
This is St. Luke's version:
"He hath filled the hungry
with good things,
and the rich He hath sent empty away."
This is
"Mother Mary's"
telegraphed version:
"He hath filled the hungry
with good things,
and the sick hath He not sent empty away."
To judge by the Official Report,
the bursting of this bombshell in that massed convention of trained Christians created no astonishment,
since it caused no remark,
and the business of the convention went tranquilly on,
thereafter,
as if nothing had happened.
Did those people detect those changes?
We cannot know.
I think they must have noticed them,
the wording of St. Luke's verse being as familiar
to all Christians as is the wording of the Beatitudes;
and I think that the reason the new version provoked no surprise and no comment was,
that the assemblage took it
for a
"Key"--a spiritualized explanation of verse 53,
newly sent down from heaven through Mrs. Eddy.
For all Scientists study their Bibles diligently,
and they know their Magnificat.
I believe that their confidence in the authenticity of Mrs. Eddy's inspirations is so limitless and so firmly established that no change,
however violent,
which she might make in a Bible text could disturb their composure or provoke from them a protest.
Her improved rendition of verse 53 went into the convention's report and appeared in a New York paper the next day.
The
(at that time)
Scientist whom I mentioned a minute ago,
and who had not been present at the convention,
saw it and marvelled;
marvelled and was indignant--indignant
with the printer or the telegrapher,
for making so careless and so dreadful an error.
And greatly distressed,
too;
for,
of course,
the newspaper people would fall foul of it,
and be sarcastic,
and make fun of it.
and have a blithe time over it,
and be properly thankful
for the chance.
It shows how innocent he was;
it shows that he did not know the limitations of newspaper men in the matter of Biblical knowledge.
The new verse 53 raised no insurrection in the press;
in fact,
it was not even remarked upon;
I could have told him the boys would not know there was anything the matter
with it.
I have been a newspaper man myself,
and in those days I had my limitations like the others.
The Scientist hastened
to Concord and told Mrs. Eddy what a disastrous mistake had been made,
but he found
to his bewilderment that she was tranquil about it,
and was not proposing
to correct it.
He was not able
to get her
to promise
to make a correction.
He asked her secretary if he had heard aright when the telegram was dictated
to him;
the secretary said he had,
and took the filed copy of it and verified its authenticity by comparing it
with the stenographic notes.
Mrs.Eddy did make the correction,
two months later,
in her official organ.
It attracted no attention among the Scientists;
and,
naturally,
none elsewhere,
for that periodical's circulation was practically confined
to disciples of the cult.
That is the tale as it was told
to me by an ex-Scientist.
Verse 53-- renovated and spiritualized--had a narrow escape from a tremendous celebrity.
The newspaper men would have made it as famous as the assassination of Caesar,
but
for their limitations.
To return
to the Claim.
I find myself greatly embarrassed by Mrs. Eddy's remark:
"I regard self-deification as blasphemous."
If she is right about that,
I have written a half-ream of manuscript this past week which I must not print,
either in the book which I am writing,
or elsewhere:
for it goes into that very matter
with extensive elaboration,
citing,
in detail,
words and acts of Mrs. Eddy's which seem
to me
to prove that she is a faithful and untiring worshipper of herself,
and has carried self- deification
to a length which has not been before ventured in ages.
If ever.
There is not room enough in this chapter
for that Survey,
but I can epitomize a portion of it here.
With her own untaught and untrained mind,
and without outside help,
she has erected upon a firm and lasting foundation the most minutely perfect,
and wonderful,
and smoothly and exactly working,
and best safe-guarded system of government that has yet been devised in the world,
as I believe,
and as I am sure I could prove if I had room
for my documentary evidences here.
It is a despotism
(on this democratic soil);
a sovereignty more absolute than the Roman Papacy,
more absolute than the Russian Czarship;
it has not a single power,
not a shred of authority,
legislative or executive,
which is not lodged solely in the sovereign;
all its dreams,
its functions,
its energies,
have a single object,
a single reason
for existing,
and only the one--to build
to the sky the glory of the sovereign,
and keep it bright
to the end of time.
Mrs.Eddy is the sovereign;
she devised that great place
for herself,
she occupies that throne.
In 1895,
she wrote a little primer,
a little body of autocratic laws,
called the Manual of The First Church of Christ,
Scientist,
and put those laws in force,
in permanence.
Her government is all there;
all in that deceptively innocent-looking little book,
that cunning little devilish book,
that slumbering little brown volcano,
with hell in its bowels.
In that book she has planned out her system,
and classified and defined its purposes and powers.
MAIN PARTS OF THE MACHINE A Supreme Church.
At Boston.
Branch Churches.
All over the world One Pastor
for the whole of them:
to wit,
her book,
Science and Health.
Term of the book's office--forever.
In every C.S.
pulpit,
two
"Readers,"
a man and a woman.
No talkers,
no preachers,
in any Church-readers only.
Readers of the Bible and her books--no others.
No commentators allowed
to write or print.
A Church Service.
She has framed it--for all the C.S.
Churches-- selected its readings,
its prayers,
and the hymns
to be used,
and has appointed the order of procedure.
No changes permitted.
A Creed.
She wrote it.
All C.S.
Churches must subscribe
to it.
No other permitted.
A Treasury.
At Boston.
She carries the key.
A C.S.
Book--Publishing House.
For books approved by her.
No others permitted.
Journals and Magazines.
These are organs of hers,
and are controlled by her.
A College.
For teaching C.S.
DISTRIBUTION OF THE MACHINE'S POWERS AND DIGNITIES Supreme Church.
Pastor Emeritus--Mrs.
Eddy.
Board of Directors.
Board of Education.
Board of Finance.
College Faculty.
Various Committees.
Treasurer.
Clerk.
First Members
(of the Supreme Church).
Members of the Supreme Church.
It looks fair,
it looks real,
but it is all a fiction.
Even the little
"Pastor Emeritus"
is a fiction.
Instead of being merely an honorary and ornamental official,
Mrs.Eddy is the only official in the entire body that has the slightest power.
In her Manual,
she has provided a prodigality of ways and forms whereby she can rid herself of any functionary in the government whenever she wants to.
The officials are all shadows,
save herself;
she is the only reality.
She allows no one
to hold office more than a year-- no one gets a chance
to become over-popular or over-useful,
and dangerous.
"Excommunication"
is the favorite penalty-it is threatened at every turn.
It is evidently the pet dread and terror of the Church's membership.
The member who thinks,
without getting his thought from Mrs. Eddy before uttering it,
is banished permanently.
One or two kinds of sinners can plead their way back into the fold,
but this one,
never.
To think--in the Supreme Church--is the New Unpardonable Sin.
To nearly every severe and fierce rule,
Mrs.Eddy adds this rivet:
"This By-law shall not be changed without the consent of the Pastor Emeritus."
Mrs.Eddy is the entire Supreme Church,
in her own person,
in the matter of powers and authorities.
Although she has provided so many ways of getting rid of unsatisfactory members and officials,
she was still afraid she might have left a life- preserver lying around somewhere,
therefore she devised a rule
to cover that defect.
By applying it,
she can excommunicate
(and this is perpetual again)
every functionary connected
with the Supreme Church,
and every one of the twenty-five thousand members of that Church,
at an hour's notice--and do it all by herself without anybody's help.
By authority of this astonishing By-law,
she has only
to say a person connected
with that Church is secretly practicing hypnotism or mesmerism;
whereupon,
immediate excommunication,
without a hearing,
is his portion! She does not have
to order a trial and produce evidence--her accusation is all that is necessary.
Where is the Pope?
and where the Czar?
As the ballad says:
"Ask of the winds that far away
with fragments strewed the sea!"
The Branch Church's pulpit is occupied by two
"Readers."
Without them the Branch Church is as dead as if its throat had been cut.
To have control,
then,
of the Readers,
is
to have control of the Branch Churches.
Mrs.Eddy has that control--a control wholly without limit,
a control shared
with no one.
1.
No Reader can be appointed
to any Church in the Christian Science world without her express approval.
2.
She can summarily expel from his or her place any Reader,
at home or abroad,
by a mere letter of dismissal,
over her signature,
and without furnishing any reason
for it,
to either the congregation or the Reader.
Thus she has as absolute control over all Branch Churches as she has over the Supreme Church.
This power exceeds the Pope's.
In simple truth,
she is the only absolute sovereign in all Christendom.
The authority of the other sovereigns has limits,
hers has none,
none whatever.
And her yoke does not fret,
does not offend.
Many of the subjects of the other monarchs feel their yoke,
and are restive under it;
their loyalty is insincere.
It is not so
with this one's human property;
their loyalty is genuine,
earnest,
sincere,
enthusiastic.
The sentiment which they feel
for her is one which goes out in sheer perfection
to no other occupant of a throne;
for it is love,
pure from doubt,
envy,
exaction,
fault-seeking,
a love whose sun has no spot--that form of love,
strong,
great,
uplifting,
limitless,
whose vast proportions are compassable by no word but one,
the prodigious word,
Worship.
And it is not as a human being that her subjects worship her,
but as a supernatural one,
a divine one,
one who has comradeship
with God,
and speaks by His voice.
Mrs.Eddy has herself created all these personal grandeurs and autocracies--with others which I have not
(in this article)
mentioned.
They place her upon an Alpine solitude and supremacy of power and spectacular show not hitherto attained by any other self-seeking enslaver disguised in the Christian name,
and they persuade me that,
although she may regard
"self-deification as blasphemous,"
she is as fond of it as I am of pie.
She knows about
"Our Mother's Room"
in the Supreme Church in Boston-- above referred to--for she has been in it.
In a recently published North American Review article,
I quoted a lady as saying Mrs. Eddy's portrait could be seen there in a shrine,
lit by always-burning lights,
and that C.S.
disciples came and worshiped it.
That remark hurt the feelings of more than one Scientist.
They said it was not true,
and asked me
to correct it.
I comply
with pleasure.
Whether the portrait was there four years ago or not,
it is not there now,
for I have inquired.
The only object in the shrine now,
and lit by electrics--and worshiped--is an oil- portrait of the horse-hair chair Mrs. Eddy used
to sit in when she was writing Science and Health! It seems
to me that adulation has struck bottom,
here.
Mrs.Eddy knows about that.
She has been there,
she has seen it,
she has seen the worshippers.
She could abolish that sarcasm
with a word.
She withholds the word.
Once more I seem
to recognize in her exactly the same appetite
for self-deification that I have
for pie.
We seem
to be curiously alike;
for the love of self-deification is really only the spiritual form of the material appetite
for pie,
and nothing could be more strikingly Christian-Scientifically
"harmonious."
I note this phrase:
"Christian Science eschews divine rights in human beings."
"Rights"
is vague;
I do not know what it means there.
Mrs.Eddy is not well acquainted
with the English language,
and she is seldom able
to say in it what she is trying
to say.
She has no ear
for the exact word,
and does not often get it.
"Rights."
Does it mean
"honors?"
"attributes?"
"Eschews."
This is another umbrella where there should be a torch;
it does not illumine the sentence,
it only deepens the shadows.
Does she mean
"denies?"
"refuses?"
"forbids?"
or something in that line?
Does she mean:
"Christian Science denies divine honors
to human beings?"
Or:
"Christian Science refuses
to recognize divine attributes in human beings?"
Or:
"Christian Science forbids the worship of human beings?"
The bulk of the succeeding sentence is
to me a tunnel,
but,
when I emerge at this end of it,
I seem
to come into daylight.
Then I seem
to understand both sentences--with this result:
"Christian Science recognizes but one God,
forbids the worship of human beings,
and refuses
to recognize the possession of divine attributes by any member of the race."
I am subject
to correction,
but I think that that is about what Mrs. Eddy was intending
to convey.
Has her English--which is always difficult
to me--beguiled me into misunderstanding the following remark,
which she makes
(calling herself
"we,"
after an old regal fashion of hers)
in her preface
to her Miscellaneous Writings?
"While we entertain decided views as
to the best method
for elevating the race physically,
morally,
and spiritually,
and shall express these views as duty demands,
we shall claim no especial gift from our divine organ,
no supernatural power."
Was she meaning
to say:
"Although I am of divine origin and gifted
with supernatural power,
I shall not draw upon these resources in determining the best method of elevating the race?"
If she had left out the word
"our,"
she might then seem
to say:
"I claim no especial or unusual degree of divine origin--"
Which is awkward--most awkward;
for one either has a divine origin or hasn't;
shares in it,
degrees of it,
are surely impossible.
The idea of crossed breeds in cattle is a thing we can entertain,
for we are used
to it,
and it is possible;
but the idea of a divine mongrel is unthinkable.
Well,
then,
what does she mean?
I am sure I do not know,
for certain.
It is the word
"our"
that makes all the trouble.
With the
"our"
in,
she is plainly saying
"my divine origin."
The word
"from"
seems
to be intended
to mean
"on account of."
It has
to mean that or nothing,
if
"our"
is allowed
to stay.
The clause then says:
"I shall claim no especial gift on account of my divine origin."
And I think that the full sentence was intended
to mean what I have already suggested:
"Although I am of divine origin,
and gifted
with supernatural power,
I shall not draw upon these resources in determining the best method of elevating the race."
When Mrs. Eddy copyrighted that Preface seven years ago,
she had long been used
to regarding herself as a divine personage.
I quote from Mr. F.
W.
Peabody's book:
"In the Christian Science Journal
for April,
1889,
when it was her property,
and published by her,
it was claimed
for her,
and
with her sanction,
that she was equal
with Jesus,
and elaborate effort was made
to establish the claim."
"Mrs.
Eddy has distinctly authorized the claim in her behalf,
that she herself was the chosen successor
to and equal of Jesus."
The following remark in that April number,
quoted by Mr. Peabody,
indicates that her claim had been previously made,
and had excited
"horror"
among some
"good people":
"Now,
a word about the horror many good people have of our making the Author of Science and Health
'equal
with Jesus.'
"
Surely,
if it had excited horror in Mrs. Eddy also,
she would have published a disclaimer.
She owned the paper;
she could say what she pleased in its columns.
Instead of rebuking her editor,
she lets him rebuke those
"good people"
for objecting
to the claim.
These things seem
to throw light upon those words,
"our [my] divine origin."
It may be that
"Christian Science eschews divine rights in human beings,"
and forbids worship of any but
"one God,
one Christ";
but,
if that is the case,
it looks as if Mrs. Eddy is a very unsound Christian Scientist,
and needs disciplining.
I believe she has a serious malady--"self- deification";
and that it will be well
to have one of the experts demonstrate over it.
Meantime,
let her go on living--for my sake.
Closely examined,
painstakingly studied,
she is easily the most interesting person on the planet,
and,
in several ways,
as easily the most extraordinary woman that was ever born upon it.
P.S.--Since I wrote the foregoing,
Mr.McCrackan's article appeared
(in the March number of the North American Review).
Before his article appeared--that is
to say,
during December,
January,
and February--I had written a new book,
a character-portrait of Mrs. Eddy,
drawn from her own acts and words,
and it was then--together
with the three brief articles previously published in the North American Review--ready
to be delivered
to the printer
for issue in book form.
In that book,
by accident and good luck,
I have answered the objections made by Mr. McCrackan
to my views,
and therefore do not need
to add an answer here.
Also,
in it I have corrected certain misstatements of mine which he has noticed,
and several others which he has not referred to.
There are one or two important matters of opinion upon which he and I are not in disagreement;
but there are others upon which we must continue
to disagree,
I suppose;
indeed,
I know we must;
for instance,
he believes Mrs. Eddy wrote Science and Health,
whereas I am quite sure I can convince a person unhampered by predilections that she did not.
As concerns one considerable matter I hope
to convert him.
He believes Mrs. Eddy's word;
in his article he cites her as a witness,
and takes her testimony at par;
but if he will make an excursion through my book when it comes out,
and will dispassionately examine her testimonies as there accumulated,
I think he will in candor concede that she is by a large percentage the most erratic and contradictory and untrustworthy witness that has occupied the stand since the days of the lamented Ananias.
CONCLUSION Broadly speaking,
the hostiles reject and repudiate all the pretensions of Christian Science Christianity.
They affirm that it has added nothing new
to Christianity;
that it can do nothing that Christianity could not do and was not doing before Christian Science was born.
In that case is there no field
for the new Christianity,
no opportunity
for usefulness,
precious usefulness,
great and distinguished usefulness?
I think there is.
I am far from being confident that it can fill it,
but I will indicate that unoccupied field--without charge--and if it can conquer it,
it will deserve the praise and gratitude of the Christian world,
and will get it,
I am sure.
The present Christianity makes an excellent private Christian,
but its endeavors
to make an excellent public one go
for nothing,
substantially.
This is an honest nation--in private life.
The American Christian is a straight and clean and honest man,
and in his private commerce
with his fellows can be trusted
to stand faithfully by the principles of honor and honesty imposed upon him by his religion.
But the moment he comes forward
to exercise a public trust he can be confidently counted upon
to betray that trust in nine cases out of ten,
if
"party loyalty"
shall require it.
If there are two tickets in the field in his city,
one composed of honest men and the other of notorious blatherskites and criminals,
he will not hesitate
to lay his private Christian honor aside and vote
for the blatherskites if his
"party honor"
shall exact it.
His Christianity is of no use
to him and has no influence upon him when he is acting in a public capacity.
He has sound and sturdy private morals,
but he has no public ones.
In the last great municipal election in New York,
almost a complete one-half of the votes representing 3,500,000 Christians were cast
for a ticket that had hardly a man on it whose earned and proper place was outside of a jail.
But that vote was present at church next Sunday the same as ever,
and as unconscious of its perfidy as if nothing had happened.
Our Congresses consist of Christians.
In their private life they are true
to every obligation of honor;
yet in every session they violate them all,
and do it without shame;
because honor
to party is above honor
to themselves.
It is an accepted law of public life that in it a man may soil his honor in the interest of party expediency --must do it when party expediency requires it.
In private life those men would bitterly resent--and justly--any insinuation that it would not be safe
to leave unwatched money within their reach;
yet you could not wound their feelings by reminding them that every time they vote ten dollars
to the pension appropriation nine of it is stolen money and they the marauders.
They have filched the money
to take care of the party;
they believe it was right
to do it;
they do not see how their private honor is affected;
therefore their consciences are clear and at rest.
By vote they do wrongful things every day,
in the party interest,
which they could not be persuaded
to do in private life.
In the interest of party expediency they give solemn pledges,
they make solemn compacts;
in the interest of party expediency they repudiate them without a blush.
They would not dream of committing these strange crimes in private life.
Now then,
can Christian Science introduce the Congressional Blush?
There are Christian Private Morals,
but there are no Christian Public Morals,
at the polls,
or in Congress or anywhere else --except here and there and scattered around like lost comets in the solar system.
Can Christian Science persuade the nation and Congress
to throw away their public morals and use none but their private ones henceforth in all their activities,
both public and private?
I do not think so;
but no matter about me:
there is the field--a grand one,
a splendid one,
a sublime one,
and absolutely unoccupied.
Has Christian Science confidence enough in itself
to undertake
to enter in and try
to possess it?
Make the effort,
Christian Science;
it is a most noble cause,
and it might succeed.
It could succeed.
Then we should have a new literature,
with romances entitled,
How
to Be an Honest Congressman Though a Christian;
How
to Be a Creditable Citizen Though a Christian.
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