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THE BOYS' LIFE OF MARK TWAIN
by Albert Bigelow Paine
CONTENTS
PREFACE
I. THE FAMILY OF JOHN CLEMENSII. THE NEW HOME, AND UNCLE JOHN QUARLES'S FARMIII. SCHOOLIV. EDUCATION OUT OF SCHOOLV. TOM SAWYER AND HIS BANDVI. CLOSING SCHOOL-DAYSVII. THE APPRENTICEVIII. ORION'S PAPERIX. THE OPEN ROADX. A WIND OF CHANCEXI. THE LONG WAY To THE AMAZONXII. RENEWING AN OLD AMBITIONXIII. LEARNING THE RIVERXIV. RIVER DAYSXV. THE WRECK OF THE "PENNSYLVANIA"
XVI. THE PILOTXVII. THE END OF PILOTINGXVIII. THE SOLDIERXIX. THE PIONEERXX. THE MINERXXI. THE TERRITORIAL ENTERPRISEXXII. "MARK TWAIN"XXIII. ARTEMUS WARD AND LITERARY SAN FRANCISCOXXIV. THE DISCOVERY OF "THE JUMPING FROG"XXV. HAWAII AND ANSON BURLINGAMEXXVI. MARK TWAIN, LECTURERXXVII. AN INNOCENT ABROAD, AND HOME AGAINXXVIII. OLIVIA LANGDON. WORK ON THE "INNOCENTS"
XXIX. THE VISIT TO ELMIRA AND ITS CONSEQUENCESXXX. THE NEW BOOK AND A WEDDINGXXXI. MARK TWAIN IN BUFFALOXXXII. AT WORK ON "ROUGHING IT"XXXIII. IN ENGLANDXXXIV. A NEW BOOK AND NEW ENGLISH TRIUMPHSXXXV. BEGINNING "TOM SAWYER"XXXVI. THE NEW HOMEXXXVII. "OLD TIMES,""SKETCHES," AND "TOM SAWYER"XXXVIII. HOME PICTURESXXXIX. TRAMPING ABROADXL. "THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER"XLI. GENERAL GRANT AT HARTFORDXLII. MANY INVESTMENTSXLIII. BACK TO THE RIVER, WITH BIXBYXLIV. A READING-TOUR WITH CABLEXLV. "THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN"XLVI. PUBLISHER TO GENERAL GRANTXLVII. THE HIGH-TIDE OF FORTUNEXLVIII. BUSINESS DIFFICULTIES. PLEASANTER THINGS
XLIX. KIPLING AT ELMIRA. ELSIE LESLIE. THE "YANKEE"
L. THE MACHINE. GOOD-BY TO HARTFORD. "JOAN" IS BEGUN
LI. THE FAILURE OF WEBSTER & CO. AROUND THE WORLD. SORROW
LII. EUROPEAN ECONOMIESLIII. MARK TWAIN PAYS HIS DEBTSLIV. RETURN AFTER EXILELV. A PROPHET AT HOMELVI. HONORED BY MISSOURILVII. THE CLOSE OF A BEAUTIFUL LIFELVIII. MARK TWAIN AT SEVENTYLIX. MARK TWAIN ARRANGES FOR HIS BIOGRAPHYLX. WORKING WITH MARK TWAINLXI. DICTATIONS AT DUBLIN, N. H.LXII. A NEW ERA OF BILLIARDSLXIII. LIVING WITH MARK TWAINLXIV. A DEGREE FROM OXFORDLXV. THE REMOVAL TO REDDINGLXVI. LIFE AT STORMFIELDLXVII. THE DEATH OF JEANLXVIII. DAYS IN BERMUDALXIX. THE RETURN TO REDDINGLXX. THE CLOSE OF A GREAT LIFE
PREFACE
This is the story of a boy,
born in the humblest surroundings,
reared almost without schooling,
and amid benighted conditions such as to-day have no existence,
yet who lived
to achieve a world-wide fame;
to attain honorary degrees from the greatest universities of America and Europe;
to be sought by statesmen and kings;
to be loved and honored by all men in all lands,
and mourned by them when he died.
It is the story of one of the world's very great men--the story of Mark Twain.
I.
THE FAMILY OF JOHN CLEMENS A long time ago,
back in the early years of another century,
a family named Clemens moved from eastern Tennessee
to eastern Missouri--from a small,
unheard-of place called Pall Mall,
on Wolf River,
to an equally small and unknown place called Florida,
on a tiny river named the Salt.
That was a far journey,
in those days,
for railway trains in 1835 had not reached the South and West,
and John Clemens and his family traveled in an old two-horse barouche,
with two extra riding-horses,
on one of which rode the eldest child,
Orion Clemens,
a boy of ten,
and on the other Jennie,
a slave girl.
In the carriage
with the parents were three other children--Pamela and Margaret,
aged eight and five,
and little Benjamin,
three years old.
The time was spring,
the period of the Old South,
and,
while these youngsters did not realize that they were passing through a sort of Golden Age,
they must have enjoyed the weeks of leisurely journeying toward what was then the Far West--the Promised Land.
The Clemens fortunes had been poor in Tennessee.
John Marshall Clemens,
the father,
was a lawyer,
a man of education;
but he was a dreamer,
too,
full of schemes that usually failed.
Born in Virginia,
he had grown up in Kentucky,
and married there Jane Lampton,
of Columbia,
a descendant of the English Lamptons and the belle of her region.
They had left Kentucky
for Tennessee,
drifting from one small town
to another that was always smaller,
and
with dwindling law-practice John Clemens in time had been obliged
to open a poor little store,
which in the end had failed
to pay.
Jennie was the last of several slaves he had inherited from his Virginia ancestors.
Besides Jennie,
his fortune now consisted of the horses and barouche,
a very limited supply of money,
and a large,
unsalable tract of east Tennessee land,
which John Clemens dreamed would one day bring his children fortune.
Readers of the
“Gilded Age”
will remember the journey of the Hawkins family from the
“Knobs”
of Tennessee
to Missouri and the important part in that story played by the Tennessee land.
Mark Twain wrote those chapters,
and while they are not history,
but fiction,
they are based upon fact,
and the picture they present of family hardship and struggle is not overdrawn.
The character of Colonel Sellers,
who gave the Hawkinses a grand welcome
to the new home,
was also real.
In life he was James Lampton,
cousin
to Mrs. Clemens,
a gentle and radiant merchant of dreams,
who believed himself heir
to an English earldom and was always on the verge of colossal fortune.
With others of the Lampton kin,
he was already settled in Missouri and had written back glowing accounts;
though perhaps not more glowing than those which had come from another relative,
John Quarles,
brother-in-law
to Mrs. Clemens,
a jovial,
whole-hearted optimist,
well-loved by all who knew him.
It was a June evening when the Clemens family,
with the barouche and the two outriders,
finally arrived in Florida,
and the place,
no doubt,
seemed attractive enough then,
however it may have appeared later.
It was the end of a long journey;
relatives gathered
with fond welcome;
prospects seemed bright.
Already John Quarles had opened a general store in the little town.
Florida,
he said,
was certain
to become a city.
Salt River would be made navigable
with a series of locks and daMs. He offered John Clemens a partnership in his business.
Quarles,
for that time and place,
was a rich man.
Besides his store he had a farm and thirty slaves.
His brother-in-law's funds,
or lack of them,
did not matter.
The two had married sisters.
That was capital enough
for his hearty nature.
So,
almost on the moment of arrival in the new land,
John Clemens once more found himself established in trade.
The next thing was
to find a home.
There were twenty-one houses in Florida,
and none of them large.
The one selected by John and Jane Clemens had two main rooms and a lean-to kitchen--a small place and lowly--the kind of a place that so often has seen the beginning of exalted lives.
Christianity began
with a babe in a manger;
Shakespeare first saw the light in a cottage at Stratford;
Lincoln entered the world by way of a leaky cabin in Kentucky,
and into the narrow limits of the Clemens home in Florida,
on a bleak autumn day--November 30,
1835--there was born one who under the name of Mark Twain would live
to cheer and comfort a tired world.
The name Mark Twain had not been thought of then,
and probably no one prophesied favorably
for the new-comer,
who was small and feeble,
and not over-welcome in that crowded household.
They named him Samuel,
after his paternal grandfather,
and added Langhorne
for an old friend--a goodly burden
for so frail a wayfarer.
But more appropriately they called him
“Little Sam,”
or
“Sammy,”
which clung
to him through the years of his delicate childhood.
It seems a curious childhood,
as we think of it now.
Missouri was a slave State--Little Sam's companions were as often black as white.
All the children of that time and locality had negroes
for playmates,
and were cared
for by them.
They were fond of their black companions and would have felt lost without them.
The negro children knew all the best ways of doing things--how
to work charms and spells,
the best way
to cure warts and heal stone-bruises,
and
to make it rain,
and
to find lost money.
They knew what signs meant,
and dreams,
and how
to keep off hoodoo;
and all negroes,
old and young,
knew any number of weird tales.
John Clemens must have prospered during the early years of his Florida residence,
for he added another slave
to his household--Uncle Ned,
a man of all work--and he built a somewhat larger house,
in one room of which,
the kitchen,
was a big fireplace.
There was a wide hearth and always plenty of wood,
and here after supper the children would gather,
with Jennie and Uncle Ned,
and the latter would tell hair-lifting tales of
“ha'nts,”
and lonely roads,
and witch-work that would make his hearers shiver
with terror and delight,
and look furtively over their shoulders toward the dark window-panes and the hovering shadows on the walls.
Perhaps it was not the healthiest entertainment,
but it was the kind
to cultivate an imagination that would one day produce
“Tom Sawyer”
and
“Huck Finn.”
True,
Little Sam was very young at this period,
but even a little chap of two or three would understand most of that fireside talk,
and get impressions more vivid than if the understanding were complete.
He was barely four when this earliest chapter of his life came
to a close.
John Clemens had not remained satisfied
with Florida and his undertakings there.
The town had not kept its promises.
It failed
to grow,
and the lock-and-dam scheme that would make Salt River navigable fell through.
Then one of the children,
Margaret,
a black-eyed,
rosy little girl of nine,
suddenly died.
This was in August,
1839.
A month or two later the saddened family abandoned their Florida home and moved in wagons,
with their household furnishings,
to Hannibal,
a Mississippi River town,
thirty miles away.
There was only one girl left now,
Pamela,
twelve years old,
but there was another boy,
baby Henry,
three years younger than Little Sam--four boys in all.
II.
THE NEW HOME,
AND UNCLE JOHN QUARLES'S FARM Hannibal was a town
with prospects and considerable trade.
It was slumbrous,
being a slave town,
but it was not dead.
John Clemens believed it a promising place
for business,
and opened a small general store
with Orion Clemens,
now fifteen,
a studious,
dreamy lad,
for clerk.
The little city was also an attractive place of residence.
Mark Twain remembered it as
“the white town drowsing in the sunshine of a summer morning,
.
.
.
the great Mississippi,
the magnificent Mississippi,
rolling its mile-wide tide along,
....
the dense forest away on the other side.”
The
“white town”
was built against green hills,
and abutting the river were bluffs--Holliday's Hill and Lover's Leap.
A distance below the town was a cave--a wonderful cave,
as every reader of Tom Sawyer knows--while out in the river,
toward the Illinois shore,
was the delectable island that was one day
to be the meeting-place of Tom's pirate band,
and later
to become the hiding-place of Huck and Nigger Jim.
The river itself was full of interest.
It was the highway
to the outside world.
Rafts drifted by;
smartly painted steamboats panted up and down,
touching
to exchange traffic and travelers,
a never-ceasing wonder
to those simple shut-in dwellers whom the telegraph and railway had not yet reached.
That Hannibal was a pleasant place of residence we may believe,
and what an attractive place
for a boy
to grow up in! Little Sam,
however,
was not yet ready
to enjoy the island and the cave.
He was still delicate--the least promising of the family.
He was queer and fanciful,
and rather silent.
He walked in his sleep and was often found in the middle of the night,
fretting
with the cold,
in some dark corner.
Once he heard that a neighbor's children had the measles,
and,
being very anxious
to catch the complaint,
slipped over
to the house and crept into bed
with an infected playmate.
Some days later,
Little Sam's relatives gathered about his bed
to see him die.
He confessed,
long after,
that the scene gratified him.
However,
he survived,
and fell into the habit of running away,
usually in the direction of the river.
"You gave me more uneasiness than any child I had,”
his mother once said
to him,
in her old age.
"I suppose you were afraid I wouldn't live,”
he suggested.
She looked at him
with the keen humor which had been her legacy
to him.
"No,
afraid you would,”
she said.
Which was only her joke,
for she had the tenderest of hearts,
and,
like all mothers,
had a weakness
for the child that demanded most of her mother's care.
It was chiefly on his account that she returned each year
to Florida
to spend the summer on John Quarles's farm.
If Uncle John Quarles's farm was just an ordinary Missouri farm,
and his slaves just average negroes,
they certainly never seemed so
to Little Sam.
There was a kind of glory about everything that belonged
to Uncle John,
and it was not all imagination,
for some of the spirit of that jovial,
kindly hearted man could hardly fail
to radiate from his belongings.
The farm was a large one
for that locality,
and the farm-house was a big double log building--that is,
two buildings
with a roofed-over passage between,
where in summer the lavish Southern meals were served,
brought in on huge dishes by the negroes,
and left
for each one
to help himself.
Fried chicken,
roast pig,
turkeys,
ducks,
geese,
venison just killed,
squirrels,
rabbits,
partridges,
pheasants,
prairie-chickens,
green corn,
watermelon--a little boy who did not die on that bill of fare would be likely
to get well on it,
and
to Little Sam the farm proved a life-saver.
It was,
in fact,
a heavenly place
for a little boy.
In the corner of the yard there were hickory and black-walnut trees,
and just over the fence the hill sloped past barns and cribs
to a brook,
a rare place
to wade,
though there were forbidden pools.
Cousin Tabitha Quarles,
called
“Puss,”
his own age,
was Little Sam's playmate,
and a slave girl,
Mary,
who,
being six years older,
was supposed
to keep them out of mischief.
There were swings in the big,
shady pasture,
where Mary swung her charges and ran under them until their feet touched the branches.
All the woods were full of squirrels and birds and blooming flowers;
all the meadows were gay
with clover and butterflies,
and musical
with singing grasshoppers and calling larks;
the fence-rows were full of wild blackberries;
there were apples and peaches in the orchard,
and plenty of melons ripening in the corn.
Certainly it was a glorious place! Little Sam got into trouble once
with the watermelons.
One of them had not ripened quite enough when he ate several slices of it.
Very soon after he was seized
with such terrible cramps that some of the household did not think he could live.
But his mother said:
"Sammy will pull through.
He was not born
to die that way.”
Which was a true prophecy.
Sammy's slender constitution withstood the strain.
It was similarly tested more than once during those early years.
He was regarded as a curious child.
At times dreamy and silent,
again wild-headed and noisy,
with sudden impulses that sent him capering and swinging his arms into the wind until he would fall
with shrieks and spasms of laughter and madly roll over and over in the grass.
It is not remembered that any one prophesied very well
for his future at such times.
The negro quarters on Uncle John's farm were especially fascinating.
In one cabin lived a bedridden old woman whom the children looked upon
with awe.
She was said
to be a thousand years old,
and
to have talked
with Moses.
She had lost her health in the desert,
coming out of Egypt.
She had seen Pharaoh drown,
and the fright had caused the bald spot on her head.
She could ward off witches and dissolve spells.
Uncle Dan'l was another favorite,
a kind-hearted,
gentle soul,
who long after,
as Nigger Jim in the Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn tales,
would win world-wide love and sympathy.
Through that far-off,
warm,
golden summer-time Little Sam romped and dreamed and grew.
He would return each summer
to the farm during those early years.
It would become a beautiful memory.
His mother generally kept him there until the late fall,
when the chilly evenings made them gather around the wide,
blazing fireplace.
Sixty years later he wrote:
"I can see the room yet
with perfect clearness.
I can see all its belongings,
all its details;
the family-room of the house,
with the trundle-bed in one corner and the spinning-wheel in another--a wheel whose rising and falling wail,
heard from a distance,
was the mournfulest of all sounds
to me and made me homesick and low- spirited and filled my atmosphere
with the wandering spirits of the dead;
the vast fireplace,
piled high
with flaming logs from whose ends a sugary sap bubbled out but did not go
to waste,
for we scraped it off and ate it;
.
.
.
the lazy cat spread out on the rough hearthstones,
the drowsy dogs braced against the jambs,
blinking;
my aunt in one chimney-corner,
and my uncle in the other,
smoking his corn-cob pipe.”
It is hard not
to tell more of the farm,
for the boy who was one day going
to write of Tom and Huck and the rest learned there so many things that Tom and Huck would need
to know.
But he must have
“book-learning,”
too,
Jane Clemens said.
On his return
to Hannibal that first summer,
she decided that Little Sam was ready
for school.
He was five years old and regarded as a
“stirring child.”
"He drives me crazy
with his didoes when he's in the house,”
his mother declared,
"and when he's out of it I'm expecting every minute that some one will bring him home half dead.”
Mark Twain used
to say that he had had nine narrow escapes from drowning,
and it was at this early age that he was brought home one afternoon in a limp state,
having been pulled from a deep hole in Bear Creek by a slave girl.
When he was restored,
his mother said:
"I guess there wasn't much danger.
People born
to be hanged are safe in water.”
Mark Twain's mother was the original of Aunt Polly in the story of Tom Sawyer,
an outspoken,
keen-witted,
charitable woman,
whom it was good
to know.
She had a heart full of pity,
especially
for dumb creatures.
She refused
to kill even flies,
and punished the cat
for catching mice.
She would drown young kittens when necessary,
but warmed the water
for the purpose.
She could be strict,
however,
with her children,
if occasion required,
and recognized their faults.
Little Sam was inclined
to elaborate largely on fact.
A neighbor once said
to her:
"You don't believe anything that child says,
I hope.”
"Oh yes,
I know his average.
I discount him ninety per cent.
The rest is pure gold.”
She declared she was willing
to pay somebody
to take him off her hands
for a part of each day and try
to teach him
“manners.”
A certain Mrs. E.
Horr was selected
for the purpose.
Mrs. Horr's school on Main Street,
Hannibal,
was of the old-fashioned kind.
There were pupils of all ages,
and everything was taught up
to the third reader and long division.
Pupils who cared
to go beyond those studies went
to a Mr. Cross,
on the hill,
facing what is now the public square.
Mrs. Horr received twenty-five cents a week
for each pupil,
and the rules of conduct were read daily.
After the rules came the A-B-C class,
whose recitation was a hand-to-hand struggle,
requiring no study- time.
The rules of conduct that first day interested Little Sam.
He wondered how nearly he could come
to breaking them and escape.
He experimented during the forenoon,
and received a warning.
Another experiment would mean correction.
He did not expect
to be caught again;
but when he least expected it he was startled by a command
to go out and bring a stick
for his own punishment.
This was rather dazing.
It was sudden,
and,
then,
he did not know much about choosing sticks
for such a purpose.
Jane Clemens had commonly used her hand.
A second command was needed
to start him in the right direction,
and he was still dazed when he got outside.
He had the forests of Missouri
to select from,
but choice was not easy.
Everything looked too big and competent.
Even the smallest switch had a wiry look.
Across the way was a cooper's shop.
There were shavings outside,
and one had blown across just in front of him.
He picked it up,
and,
gravely entering the room,
handed it
to Mrs. Horr.
So far as known,
it is the first example of that humor which would one day make Little Sam famous before all the world.
It was a failure in this instance.
Mrs. Horr's comic side may have prompted forgiveness,
but discipline must be maintained.
"Samuel Langhorne Clemens,”
she said
(he had never heard it all strung together in that ominous way),
"I am ashamed of you! Jimmy Dunlap,
go and bring a switch
for Sammy.”
And the switch that Jimmy Dunlap brought was of a kind
to give Little Sam a permanent distaste
for school.
He told his mother at noon that he did not care
for education;
that he did not wish
to be a great man;
that his desire was
to be an Indian and scalp such persons as Mrs. Horr.
In her heart Jane Clemens was sorry
for him,
but she openly said she was glad there was somebody who could take him in hand.
Little Sam went back
to school,
but he never learned
to like it.
A school was ruled
with a rod in those days,
and of the smaller boys Little Sam's back was sore as often as the next.
When the days of early summer came again,
when from his desk he could see the sunshine lighting the soft green of Holliday's Hill,
with the glint of the river and the purple distance beyond,
it seemed
to him that
to be shut up
with a Webster spelling-book and a cross teacher was more than human nature could bear.
There still exists a yellow slip of paper upon which,
in neat,
old- fashioned penmanship is written:
MISS PAMELA CLEMENS Has won the love of her teacher and schoolmates by her amiable deportment and faithful application
to her various studies.
E.
HORR,
Teacher.
Thus we learn that Little Sam's sister,
eight years older than himself,
attended the same school,
and that she was a good pupil.
If any such reward of merit was ever conferred on Little Sam,
it has failed
to come
to light.
If he won the love of his teacher and playmates,
it was probably
for other reasons.
Yet he must have learned somehow,
for he could read,
presently,
and was a good speller
for his age.
IV.
EDUCATION OUT OF SCHOOL 0n their arrival in Hannibal,
the Clemens family had moved into a part of what was then the Pavey Hotel.
They could not have remained there long,
for they moved twice within the next few years,
and again in 1844 into a new house which Judge Clemens,
as he was generally called,
had built on Hill Street--a house still standing,
and known to-day as the Mark Twain home.
John Clemens had met varying fortunes in Hannibal.
Neither commerce nor the practice of law had paid.
The office of justice of the peace,
to which he was elected,
returned a fair income,
but his business losses finally obliged him
to sell Jennie,
the slave girl.
Somewhat later his business failure was complete.
He surrendered everything
to his creditors,
even
to his cow and household furniture,
and relied upon his law practice and justice fees.
However,
he seems
to have kept the Tennessee land,
possibly because no one thought it worth taking.
There had been offers
for it earlier,
but none that its owner would accept.
It appears
to have been not even considered by his creditors,
though his own faith in it never died.
The struggle
for a time was very bitter.
Orion Clemens,
now seventeen,
had learned the printer's trade and assisted the family
with his wages.
Mrs. Clemens took a few boarders.
In the midst of this time of hardship little Benjamin Clemens died.
He was ten years old.
It was the darkest hour.
Then conditions slowly improved.
There was more law practice and better justice fees.
By 1844 Judge Clemens was able
to build the house mentioned above--a plain,
cheap house,
but a shelter and a home.
Sam Clemens--he was hardly
“Little Sam”
any more--was at this time nine years old.
His boyhood had begun.
Heretofore he had been just a child--wild and mischievous,
often exasperating,
but still a child--a delicate little lad
to be worried over,
mothered,
or spanked and put
to bed.
Now at nine he had acquired health,
with a sturdy ability
to look out
for himself,
as boys in such a community will.
"Sam,”
as they now called him,
was
“grown up”
at nine and wise
for his years.
Not that he was old in spirit or manner--he was never that,
even
to his death--but he had learned a great number of things,
many of them of a kind not taught at school.
He had learned a good deal of natural history and botany--the habits of plants,
insects,
and animals.
Mark Twain's books bear evidence of this early study.
His plants,
bugs,
and animals never do the wrong things.
He was learning a good deal about men,
and this was often less pleasant knowledge.
Once Little Sam--he was still Little Sam then--saw an old man shot down on Main Street at noon day.
He saw them carry him home,
lay him on the bed,
and spread on his breast an open family Bible,
which looked as heavy as an anvil.
He thought if he could only drag that great burden away the poor old dying man would not breathe so heavily.
He saw a young emigrant stabbed
with a bowie-knife by a drunken comrade,
and two young men try
to kill their uncle,
one holding him while the other snapped repeatedly an Allen revolver,
which failed
to go off.
Then there was the drunken rowdy who proposed
to raid the
“Welshman's”
house,
one sultry,
threatening evening--he saw that,
too.
With a boon companion,
John Briggs,
he followed at a safe distance behind.
A widow
with her one daughter lived there.
They stood in the shadow of the dark porch;
the man had paused at the gate
to revile them.
The boys heard the mother's voice warning the intruder that she had a loaded gun and would kill him if he stayed where he was.
He replied
with a tirade,
and she warned him that she would count ten--that if he remained a second longer she would fire.
She began slowly and counted up
to five,
the man laughing and jeering.
At six he grew silent,
but he did not go.
She counted on:
seven,
eight,
nine-- The boys,
watching from the dark roadside,
felt their hearts stop.
There was a long pause,
then the final count,
followed a second later by a gush of flame.
The man dropped,
his breast riddled.
At the same instant the thunder-storm that had been gathering broke loose.
The boys fled wildly,
believing that Satan himself had arrived
to claim the lost soul.
That was a day and locality of violent impulse and sudden action.
Happenings such as these were not infrequent in a town like Hannibal.
And there were events connected
with slavery.
Sam once saw a slave struck down and killed
with a piece of slag,
for a trifling offense.
He saw an Abolitionist attacked by a mob that would have lynched him had not a Methodist minister defended him on a plea that he must be crazy.
He did not remember in later years that he had ever seen a slave auction,
but he added:
"I am suspicious that it was because the thing was a commonplace spectacle and not an uncommon or impressive one.
I do vividly remember seeing a dozen black men and women,
chained together,
lying in a group on the pavement,
waiting shipment
to a Southern slave- market.
They had the saddest faces I ever saw.”
Readers of Mark Twain's books--especially the stories of Huck and Tom,
will hardly be surprised
to hear of these early happenings that formed so large a portion of the author's early education.
Sam,
however,
did not regard them as education--not at the time.
They got into his dreaMs. He set them down as warnings,
or punishments,
intended
to give him a taste
for a better life.
He felt that it was his conscience that made such things torture him.
That was his mother's idea,
and he had a high respect
for her opinion in such matters.
Among other things,
he had seen her one day defy a vicious and fierce Corsican--a common terror in the town--who had chased his grown daughter
with a heavy rope in his hand,
declaring he would wear it out on her.
Cautious citizens got out of the way,
but Jane Clemens opened her door
to the fugitive;
then,
instead of rushing in and closing it,
spread her arms across it,
barring the way.
The man raved,
and threatened her
with the rope,
but she did not flinch or show any sign of fear.
She stood there and shamed and defied him until he slunk off,
crestfallen and conquered.
Any one as brave as his mother must have a perfect conscience,
Sam thought,
and would know how
to take care of it.
In the darkness he would say his prayers,
especially when a thunderstorm was coming,
and vow
to begin a better life.
He detested Sunday-school as much as he did day-school,
and once his brother Orion,
who was moral and religious,
had threatened
to drag him there by the collar,
but,
as the thunder got louder,
Sam decided that he loved Sunday-school and would go the next Sunday without being invited.
Sam's days were not all disturbed by fierce events.
They were mostly filled
with pleasanter things.
There were picnics sometimes,
and ferryboat excursions,
and any day one could roam the woods,
or fish,
alone or in company.
The hills and woods around Hannibal were never disappointing.
There was the cave
with its marvels.
There was Bear Creek,
where he had learned
to swim.
He had seen two playmates drown;
twice,
himself,
he had been dragged ashore,
more dead than alive;
once by a slave girl,
another time by a slave man--Neal Champ,
of the Pavey Hotel.
But he had persevered,
and
with success.
He could swim better than any playmate of his age.
It was the river that he cared
for most.
It was the pathway that led
to the great world outside.
He would sit by it
for hours and dream.
He would venture out on it in a quietly borrowed boat,
when he was barely strong enough
to lift an oar.
He learned
to know all its moods and phases.
More than anything in the world he hungered
to make a trip on one of the big,
smart steamers that were always passing.
"You can hardly imagine what it meant,”
he reflected,
once,
"to a boy in those days,
shut in as we were,
to see those steamboats pass up and down,
and never take a trip on them.”
It was at the mature age of nine that he found he could endure this no longer.
One day when the big packet came down and stopped at Hannibal,
he slipped aboard and crept under one of the boats on the upper deck.
Then the signal-bells rang,
the steamer backed away and swung into midstream;
he was really going at last.
He crept from beneath the boat and sat looking out over the water and enjoying the scenery.
Then it began
to rain--a regular downpour.
He crept back under the boat,
but his legs were outside,
and one of the crew saw him.
He was dragged out and at the next stop set ashore.
It was the town of Louisiana,
where there were Lampton relatives,
who took him home.
Very likely the home-coming was not entirely pleasant,
though a
“lesson,”
too,
in his general education.
And always,
each summer,
there was the farm,
where his recreation was no longer mere girl plays and swings,
with a colored nurse following about,
but sports
with his older boy cousins,
who went hunting
with the men,
for partridges by day and for
‘coons and
‘possums by night.
Sometimes the little boy followed the hunters all night long,
and returned
with them through the sparkling and fragrant morning,
fresh,
hungry,
and triumphant,
just in time
for breakfast.
So it is no wonder that Little Sam,
at nine,
was no longer Little Sam,
but plain Sam Clemens,
and grown up.
If there were doubtful spots in his education--matters related
to smoking and strong words--it is also no wonder,
and experience even in these lines was worth something in a book like Tom Sawyer.
The boy Sam Clemens was not a particularly attractive lad.
He was rather undersized,
and his head seemed too large
for his body.
He had a mass of light sandy hair,
which he plastered down
to keep from curling.
His eyes were keen and blue and his features rather large.
Still,
he had a fair,
delicate complexion when it was not blackened by grime and tan;
a gentle,
winning manner;
a smile and a slow way of speaking that made him a favorite
with his companions.
He did not talk much,
and was thought
to be rather dull--was certainly so in most of his lessons--but,
for some reason,
he never spoke that every playmate in hearing did not stop,
whatever he was doing,
to listen.
Perhaps it would be a plan
for a new game or lark;
perhaps it was something droll;
perhaps it was just a casual remark that his peculiar drawl made amusing.
His mother always referred
to his slow fashion of speech as
“Sammy's long talk.”
Her own speech was even more deliberate,
though she seemed not
to notice it.
Sam was more like his mother than the others.
His brother,
Henry Clemens,
three years younger,
was as unlike Sam as possible.
He did not have the
“long talk,”
and was a handsome,
obedient little fellow whom the mischievous Sam loved
to tease.
Henry was
to become the Sid of Tom Sawyer,
though he was in every way a finer character than Sid.
With the death of little Benjamin,
Sam and Henry had been drawn much closer together,
and,
in spite of Sam's pranks,
loved each other dearly.
For the pranks were only occasional,
and Sam's love
for Henry was constant.
He fought
for him oftener than
with him.
Many of the home incidents in the Tom Sawyer book really happened.
Sam did clod Henry
for getting him into trouble about the colored thread
with which he sewed his shirt when he came home from swimming;
he did inveigle a lot of boys into whitewashing a fence
for him;
he did give painkiller
to Peter,
the cat.
As
for escaping punishment
for his misdeeds,
as described in the book,
this was a daily matter,
and his methods suited the occasions.
For,
of course,
Tom Sawyer was Sam Clemens himself,
almost entirely,
as most readers of that book have imagined.
However,
we must have another chapter
for Tom Sawyer and his doings--the real Tom and his real doings
with those graceless,
lovable associates,
Joe Harper and Huckleberry Finn.
V.
TOM SAWYER AND HIS BAND In beginning
“The Adventures of Tom Sawyer”
the author says,
"Most of the adventures recorded in this book really occurred,”
and he tells us that Huck Finn is drawn from life;
Tom Sawyer also,
though not from a single individual,
being a composite of three boys whom Mark Twain had known.
The three boys were himself,
almost entirely,
with traces of two schoolmates,
John Briggs and Will Bowen.
John Briggs was also the original of Joe Harper,
the
“Terror of the Seas.”
As
for Huck Finn,
the
“Red-Handed,”
his original was a village waif named Tom Blankenship,
who needed no change
for his part in the story.
The Blankenship family picked up an uncertain livelihood,
fishing and hunting,
and lived at first under a tree in a bark shanty,
but later moved into a large,
barn-like building,
back of the Clemens home on Hill Street.
There were three male members of the household:
Old Ben,
the father,
shiftless and dissolute;
young Ben,
the eldest son--a doubtful character,
with certain good traits;
and Tom--that is
to say,
Huck,
who was just as he is described in the book--a ruin of rags,
a river-rat,
kind of heart,
and accountable
for his conduct
to nobody in the world.
He could come and go as he chose;
he never had
to work or go
to school;
he could do all the things,
good and bad,
that other boys longed
to do and were forbidden.
To them he was the symbol of liberty;
his knowledge of fishing,
trapping,
signs,
and of the woods and river gave value
to his society,
while the fact that it was forbidden made it necessary
to Sam Clemens's happiness.
The Blankenships being handy
to the back gate of the Hill Street house,
he adopted them at sight.
Their free mode of life suited him.
He was likely
to be there at any hour of the day,
and Tom made cat-call signals at night that would bring Sam out on the shed roof at the back and down a little trellis and flight of steps
to the group of boon companions,
which,
besides Tom,
usually included John Briggs,
Will Pitts,
and the two younger Bowen boys.
They were not malicious boys,
but just mischievous,
fun-loving boys--little boys of ten or twelve--rather thoughtless,
being mainly bent on having a good time.
They had a wide field of action:
they ranged from Holliday's Hill on the north
to the cave on the south,
and over the fields and through all the woods between.
They explored both banks of the river,
the islands,
and the deep wilderness of the Illinois shore.
They could run like turkeys and swim like ducks;
they could handle a boat as if born in one.
No orchard or melon-patch was entirely safe from them.
No dog or slave patrol was so watchful that they did not sooner or later elude it.
They borrowed boats
with or without the owner's consent--it did not matter.
Most of their expeditions were harmless enough.
They often cruised up
to Turtle Island,
about two miles above Hannibal,
and spent the day feasting.
There were quantities of turtles and their eggs there,
and mussels,
and plenty of fish.
Fishing and swimming were their chief pastimes,
with incidental raiding,
for adventure.
Bear Creek was their swimming-place by day,
and the river-front at night-fall--a favorite spot being where the railroad bridge now ends.
It was a good distance across
to the island where,
in the book,
Tom Sawyer musters his pirate band,
and where later Huck found Nigger Jim,
but quite often in the evening they swam across
to it,
and when they had frolicked
for an hour or more on the sandbar at the head of the island,
they would swim back in the dusk,
breasting the strong,
steady Mississippi current without exhaustion or dread.
They could swim all day,
those little scamps,
and seemed
to have no fear.
Once,
during his boyhood,
Sam Clemens swam across
to the Illinois side,
then turned and swam back again without landing,
a distance of at least two miles as he had
to go.
He was seized
with a cramp on the return trip.
His legs became useless and he was obliged
to make the remaining distance
with his arMs. The adventures of Sam Clemens and his comrades would fill several books of the size of Tom Sawyer.
Many of them are,
of course,
forgotten now,
but those still remembered show that Mark Twain had plenty of real material.
It was not easy
to get money in those days,
and the boys were often without it.
Once
“Huck”
Blankenship had the skin of a
‘coon he had captured,
and offered
to sell it
to raise capital.
At Selms's store,
on Wild Cat Corner,
the
‘coon-skin would bring ten cents.
But this was not enough.
The boys thought of a plan
to make it bring more.
Selms's back window was open,
and the place where he kept his pelts was pretty handy.
Huck went around
to the front door and sold the skin
for ten cents
to Selms,
who tossed it back on the pile.
Then Huck came back and,
after waiting a reasonable time,
crawled in the open window,
got the
‘coon- skin,
and sold it
to Selms again.
He did this several times that afternoon,
and the capital of the band grew.
But at last John Pierce,
Selms's clerk,
said:
"Look here,
Mr. Selms,
there's something wrong about this.
That boy has been selling us
‘coonskins all the afternoon.”
Selms went back
to his pile of pelts.
There were several sheep-skins and some cow-hides,
but only one
‘coon-skin--the one he had that moment bought.
Selms himself,
in after years,
used
to tell this story as a great joke.
One of the boys’
occasional pastimes was
to climb Holliday's Hill and roll down big stones,
to frighten the people who were driving by.
Holliday's Hill above the road was steep;
a stone once started would go plunging downward and bound across the road
with the deadly momentum of a shell.
The boys would get a stone poised,
then wait until they saw a team approaching,
and,
calculating the distance,
would give the boulder a start.
Dropping behind the bushes,
they would watch the sudden effect upon the party below as the great missile shot across the road a few yards before them.
This was huge sport,
but they carried it too far.
For at last they planned a grand climax that would surpass anything before attempted in the stone-rolling line.
A monstrous boulder was lying up there in the right position
to go down- hill,
once started.
It would be a glorious thing
to see that great stone go smashing down a hundred yards or so in front of some peaceful-minded countryman jogging along the road.
Quarrymen had been getting out rock not far away and had left their picks and shovels handy.
The boys borrowed the tools and went
to work
to undermine the big stone.
They worked at it several hours.
If their parents had asked them
to work like that,
they would have thought they were being killed.
Finally,
while they were still digging,
the big stone suddenly got loose and started down.
They were not ready
for it at all.
Nobody was coming but an old colored man in a cart;
their splendid stone was going
to be wasted.
One could hardly call it wasted,
however;
they had planned
for a thrilling result,
and there was certainly thrill enough while it lasted.
In the first place the stone nearly caught Will Bowen when it started.
John Briggs had that moment quit digging and handed Will the pick.
Will was about
to take his turn when Sam Clemens leaped aside
with a yell:
"Lookout,
boys;
she's coming!”
She came.
The huge boulder kept
to the ground at first,
then,
gathering momentum,
it went bounding into the air.
About half-way down the hill it struck a sapling and cut it clean off.
This turned its course a little,
and the negro in the cart,
hearing the noise and seeing the great mass come crashing in his direction,
made a wild effort
to whip up his mule.
The boys watched their bomb
with growing interest.
It was headed straight
for the negro,
also
for a cooper-shop across the road.
It made longer leaps
with every bound,
and,
wherever it struck,
fragments and dust would fly.
The shop happened
to be empty,
but the rest of the catastrophe would call
for close investigation.
They wanted
to fly,
but they could not move until they saw the rock land.
It was making mighty leaps now,
and the terrified negro had managed
to get exactly in its path.
The boys stood holding their breath,
their mouths open.
Then,
suddenly,
they could hardly believe their eyes;
a little way above the road the boulder struck a projection,
made one mighty leap into the air,
sailed clear over the negro and his mule,
and landed in the soft dirt beyond the road,
only a fragment striking the shop,
damaging,
but not wrecking it.
Half buried in the ground,
the great stone lay there
for nearly forty years;
then it was broken up.
It was the last rock the boys ever rolled down.
Nearly sixty years later John Briggs and Mark Twain walked across Holliday's Hill and looked down toward the river road.
Mark Twain said:
"It was a mighty good thing,
John,
that stone acted the way it did.
We might have had
to pay a fancy price
for that old darky I can see him yet.”
[1] It can be no harm now,
to confess that the boy Sam Clemens--a pretty small boy,
a good deal less than twelve at the time,
and by no means large
for his years--was the leader of this unhallowed band.
In any case,
truth requires this admission.
If the band had a leader,
it was Sam,
just as it was Tom Sawyer in the book.
They were always ready
to listen
to him--they would even stop fishing
to do that -and
to follow his plans.
They looked
to him
for ideas and directions,
and he gloried in being a leader and showing off,
just as Tom did in the book.
It seems almost a pity that in those far-off barefoot days he could not have looked down the years and caught a glimpse of his splendid destiny.
But of literary fame he could never have dreamed.
The chief ambition-- the
“permanent ambition"--of every Hannibal boy was
to be a pilot.
The pilot in his splendid glass perch
with his supreme power and princely salary was
to them the noblest of all human creatures.
An elder Bowen boy was already a pilot,
and when he came home,
as he did now and then,
his person seemed almost too sacred
to touch.
Next
to being a pilot,
Sam thought he would like
to be a pirate or a bandit or a trapper-scout--something gorgeous and awe-inspiring,
where his word,
his nod,
would still be law.
The river kept his river ambition always fresh,
and
with the cave and the forest round about helped him
to imagine those other things.
The cave was the joy of his heart.
It was a real cave,
not merely a hole,
but a marvel of deep passages and vaulted chambers that led back into the bluffs and far down into the earth,
even below the river,
some said.
Sam Clemens never tired of the cave.
He was willing any time
to quit fishing or swimming or melon-hunting
for the three-mile walk,
or pull,
that brought them
to its mystic door.
With its long corridors,
its royal chambers hung
with stalactites,
its remote hiding-places,
it was exactly suitable,
Sam thought,
to be the lair of an outlaw,
and in it he imagined and carried out adventures which his faithful followers may not always have understood,
though enjoying them none the less
for that reason.
In Tom Sawyer,
Indian Joe dies in the cave.
He did not die there in real life,
but was lost there once and was very weak when they found him.
He was not as bad as painted in the book,
though he was dissolute and accounted dangerous;
and when one night he died in reality,
there came a thunder-storm so terrific that Sam Clemens at home,
in bed,
was certain that Satan had come in person
for the half-breed's soul.
He covered his head and said his prayers
with fearful anxiety lest the evil one might decide
to save another trip by taking him along then.
The treasure-digging adventure in the book had this foundation in fact:
It was said that two French trappers had once buried a chest of gold about two miles above Hannibal,
and that it was still there.
Tom Blankenship
(Huck)
one morning said he had dreamed just where the treasure was,
and that if the boys--Sam Clemens and John Briggs--would go
with him and help dig,
he would divide.
The boys had great faith in dreams,
especially in Huck's dreaMs. They followed him
to a place
with some shovels and picks,
and he showed them just where
to dig.
Then he sat down under the shade of a pawpaw-bush and gave orders.
They dug nearly all day.
Huck didn't dig any himself,
because he had done the dreaming,
which was his share.
They didn't find the treasure that day,
and next morning they took two long iron rods
to push and drive into the ground until they should strike something.
They struck a number of things,
but when they dug down it was never the money they found.
That night the boys said they wouldn't dig any more.
But Huck had another dream.
He dreamed the gold was exactly under the little pawpaw-tree.
This sounded so circumstantial that they went back and dug another day.
It was hot weather,
too--August--and that night they were nearly dead.
Even Huck gave it up then.
He said there was something wrong about the way they dug.
This differs a good deal from the treasure incident in the book,
but it shows us what respect the boys had
for the gifts of the ragamuffin original of Huck Finn.
Tom Blankenship's brother Ben was also used,
and very importantly,
in the creation of our beloved Huck.
Ben was considerably older,
but certainly no more reputable,
than Tom.
He tormented the smaller boys,
and they had little love
for him.
Yet somewhere in Ben Blankenship's nature there was a fine,
generous strain of humanity that provided Mark Twain
with that immortal episode--the sheltering of Nigger Jim.
This is the real story:
A slave ran off from Monroe County,
Missouri,
and got across the river into Illinois.
Ben used
to fish and hunt over there in the swamps,
and one day found him.
It was considered a most worthy act in those days
to return a runaway slave;
in fact,
it was a crime not
to do it.
Besides,
there was
for this one a reward of fifty dollars--a fortune
to ragged,
out-cast Ben Blankenship.
That money,
and the honor he could acquire,
must have been tempting
to the waif,
but it did not outweigh his human sympathy.
Instead of giving him up and claiming the reward,
Ben kept the runaway over there in the marshes all summer.
The negro fished,
and Ben carried him scraps of other food.
Then,
by and by,
the facts leaked out.
Some wood- choppers went on a hunt
for the fugitive and chased him
to what was called Bird Slough.
There,
trying
to cross a drift,
he was drowned.
Huck's struggle in the book is between conscience and the law,
on one side,
and deep human sympathy on the other.
Ben Blankenship's struggle,
supposing there was one,
would be between sympathy and the offered reward.
Neither conscience nor law would trouble him.
It was his native humanity that made him shelter the runaway,
and it must have been strong and genuine
to make him resist the lure of the fifty-dollar prize.
There was another chapter
to this incident.
A few days after the drowning of the runaway,
Sam Clemens and his band made their way
to the place and were pushing the drift about,
when,
all at once,
the negro shot up out of the water,
straight and terrible,
a full half-length in the air.
He had gone down foremost and had been caught in the drift.
The boys did not stop
to investigate,
but flew in terror
to report their tale.
Those early days seem
to have been full of gruesome things.
In
“The Innocents Abroad,”
the author tells how he once spent a night in his father's office and discovered there a murdered man.
This was a true incident.
The man had been stabbed that afternoon and carried into the house
to die.
Sam and John Briggs had been playing truant all day and knew nothing of the matter.
Sam thought the office safer than his home,
where his mother was probably sitting up
for him.
He climbed in by a window and lay down on the lounge,
but did not sleep.
Presently he noticed what appeared
to be an unusual shape on the floor.
He tried
to turn his face
to the wall and forget it,
but that would not do.
In agony he watched the thing until at last a square of moonlight gradually revealed a sight that he never forgot.
In the book he says:
"I went away from there.
I do not say that I went in any sort of hurry,
but I simply went--that is sufficient.
I went out of the window,
and I carried the sash along
with me.
I did not need the sash,
but it was handier
to take it than
to leave it,
and so I took it.
I was not scared,
but I was considerable agitated.”
Sam was not yet twelve,
for his father was no longer living when the boy had reached that age.
And how many things had crowded themselves into his few brief years! We must be content here
with only a few of them.
Our chapter is already too long.
Ministers and deacons did not prophesy well
for Sam Clemens and his mad companions.
They spoke feelingly of state prison and the gallows.
But the boys were a disappointing lot.
Will Bowen became a fine river-pilot.
Will Pitts was in due time a leading merchant and bank president.
John Briggs grew into a well-to-do and highly respected farmer.
Huck Finn-- which is
to say,
Tom Blankenship--died an honored citizen and justice of the peace in a Western town.
As
for Sam Clemens,
we shall see what he became as the chapters pass.
[1] John Briggs died in 1907;
earlier in the same year the writer of this memoir spent an afternoon
with him and obtained from him most of the material
for this chapter.
VI.
CLOSING SCHOOL-DAYS Sam was at Mr. Cross's school on the Square in due time,
and among the pupils were companions that appealed
to his gentler side.
There were the RoBards boys--George,
the best Latin scholar,
and John,
who always won the good-conduct medal,
and would one day make all the other boys envious by riding away
with his father
to California,
his curls of gold blowing in the wind.
There was Buck Brown,
a rival speller,
and John Garth,
who would marry little Helen Kercheval,
and Jimmy MacDaniel,
whom it was well
to know because his father kept a pastry-shop and he used
to bring cakes and candy
to school.
There were also a number of girls.
Bettie Ormsley,
Artemisia Briggs,
and Jennie Brady were among the girls he remembered in later years,
and Mary Miller,
who was nearly double his age and broke his heart by getting married one day,
a thing he had not expected at all.
Yet through it all he appears,
like Tom Sawyer,
to have had one faithful sweetheart.
In the book it is Becky Thatcher--in real life she was Laura Hawkins.
The Clemens and Hawkins families lived opposite,
and the children were early acquainted.
The
“Black Avenger of the Spanish Main”
was very gentle when he was playing at house-building
with little Laura,
and once,
when he dropped a brick on her finger,
he cried the louder and longer of the two.
For he was a tender-hearted boy.
He would never abuse an animal,
except when his tendency
to mischief ran away
with him,
as in the
“pain-killer”
incident.
He had a real passion
for cats.
Each summer he carried his cat
to the farm in a basket,
and it always had a place by him at the table.
He loved flowers--not as a boy botanist or gardener,
but as a companion who understood their thoughts.
He pitied dead leaves and dry weeds because their lives were ended and they would never know summer again or grow glad
with another spring.
Even in that early time he had that deeper sympathy which one day would offer comfort
to humanity and make every man his friend.
But we are drifting away from Sam Clemens's school-days.
They will not trouble us much longer now.
More than anything in the world Sam detested school,
and he made any excuse
to get out of going.
It is hard
to say just why,
unless it was the restraint and the long hours of confinement.
The Square in Hannibal,
where stood the school of Mr. Cross,
was a grove in those days,
with plum-trees and hazel-bushes and grape-vines.
When spring came,
the children gathered flowers at recess,
climbed trees,
and swung in the vines.
It was a happy place enough,
only--it was school.
To Sam Clemens,
the spelling-bee every Friday afternoon was the one thing that made it worth while.
Sam was a leader at spelling--it was one of his gifts--he could earn compliments even from Mr. Cross,
whose name,
it would seem,
was regarded as descriptive.
Once in a moment of inspiration Sam wrote on his late:
“Cross by name and Cross by nature,
Cross jumped over an Irish potato.”
John Briggs thought this a great effort,
and urged the author
to write it on the blackboard at noon.
Sam hesitated.
"Oh,
pshaw!”
said John,
"I wouldn't be afraid
to do it.”
"I dare you
to do it,”
said Sam.
This was enough.
While Mr. Cross was at dinner John wrote in a large hand the fine couplet.
The teacher returned and called the school
to order.
He looked at the blackboard,
then,
searchingly,
at John Briggs.
The handwriting was familiar.
"Did you do that?”
he asked,
ominously.
It was a time
for truth.
"Yes,
sir,”
said John.
"Come here!”
And John came and paid handsomely
for his publishing venture.
Sam Clemens expected that the author would be called
for next;
but perhaps Mr. Cross had exhausted himself on John.
Sam did not often escape.
His back kept fairly warm from one
“flailing”
to the next.
Yet he usually wore one of the two medals offered in that school--the medal
for spelling.
Once he lost it by leaving the first
“r”
out of February.
Laura Hawkins was on the floor against him,
and he was a gallant boy.
If it had only been Huck Brown he would have spelled that and all the other months backward,
to show off.
There were moments of triumph that almost made school worth while;
the rest of the time it was prison and servitude.
But then one day came freedom.
Judge Clemens,
who,
in spite of misfortune,
had never lost faith in humanity,
indorsed a large note
for a neighbor,
and was obliged
to pay it.
Once more all his property was taken away.
Only a few scanty furnishings were rescued from the wreck.
A St. Louis cousin saved the home,
but the Clemens family could not afford
to live in it.
They moved across the street and joined housekeeping
with another family.
Judge Clemens had one hope left.
He was a candidate
for the clerkship of the surrogate court,
a good office,
and believed his election sure.
His business misfortunes had aroused wide sympathy.
He took no chances,
however,
and made a house-to house canvas of the district,
regardless of the weather,
probably undermining his health.
He was elected by a large majority,
and rejoiced that his worries were now at an end.
They were,
indeed,
over.
At the end of February he rode
to the county seat
to take the oath of office.
He returned through a drenching storm and reached home nearly frozen.
Pneumonia set in,
and a few days later he was dying.
His one comfort now was the Tennessee land.
He said it would make them all rich and happy.
Once he whispered:
"Cling
to the land;
cling
to the land and wait.
Let nothing beguile it away from you.”
He was a man who had rarely displayed affection
for his children.
But presently he beckoned
to Pamela,
now a lovely girl of nineteen,
and,
putting his arm around her neck,
kissed her
for the first time in years.
"Let me die,”
he said.
He did not speak again.
A little more,
and his worries had indeed ended.
The hard struggle of an upright,
impractical man had come
to a close.
This was in March,
1847.
John Clemens had lived less than forty-nine years.
The children were dazed.
They had loved their father and honored his nobility of purpose.
The boy Sam was overcome
with remorse.
He recalled his wildness and disobedience--a thousand things trifling enough at the time,
but heartbreaking now.
Boy and man,
Samuel Clemens was never spared by remorse.
Leading him into the room where his father lay,
his mother said some comforting words and asked him
to make her a promise.
He flung himself into her arms,
sobbing:
"I will promise anything,
if you won't make me go
to school! Anything!”
After a moment his mother said:
"No,
Sammy,
you need not go
to school any more.
Only promise me
to be a better boy.
Promise not
to break my heart!”
He gave his promise
to be faithful and industrious and upright,
like his father.
Such a promise was a serious matter,
and Sam Clemens,
underneath all,
was a serious lad.
He would not be twelve until November,
but his mother felt that he would keep his word.
Orion Clemens returned
to St. Louis,
where he was receiving a salary of ten dollars a week--high wage
for those days--out of which he could send three dollars weekly
to the family.
Pamela,
who played the guitar and piano very well,
gave music lessons,
and so helped the family fund.
Pamela Clemens,
the original of Cousin Mary,
in
“Tom Sawyer,”
was a sweet and noble girl.
Henry was too young
to work,
but Sam was apprenticed
to a printer named Ament,
who had recently moved
to Hannibal and bought a weekly paper,
"The Courier.”
Sam agreed
with his mother that the printing trade offered a chance
for further education without attending school,
and then,
some day,
there might be wages.
VII.
THE APPRENTICE The terms of Samuel Clemens's apprenticeship were the usual thing
for that day:
board and clothes--"more board than clothes,
and not much of either,”
Mark Twain used
to say.
"I was supposed
to get two suits of clothes a year,
but I didn't get them.
I got one suit and took the rest out in Ament's old garments,
which didn't fit me in any noticeable way.
I was only about half as big as he was,
and when I had on one of his shirts I felt as if I had on a circus-tent.
I had
to turn the trousers up
to my ears
to make them short enough.”
Another apprentice,
a huge creature,
named Wales McCormick,
was so large that Ament's clothes were much too small
for him.
The two apprentices,
fitted out
with their employer's cast-off garments,
were amusing enough,
no doubt.
Sam and Wales ate in the kitchen at first,
but later at the family table
with Mr. and Mrs. Ament and Pet McMurry,
a journeyman printer.
McMurry was a happy soul,
as one could almost guess from his name.
He had traveled far and learned much.
What the two apprentices did not already know,
Pet McMurry could teach them.
Sam Clemens had promised
to be a good boy,
and he was so,
by the standards of boyhood.
He was industrious,
regular at his work,
quick
to learn,
kind,
and truthful.
Angels could hardly be more than that in a printing-office.
But when food was scarce,
even an angel--a young printer-angel--could hardly resist slipping down the cellar stairs at night,
for raw potatoes,
onions,
and apples,
which they cooked in the office,
where the boys slept on a pallet on the floor.
Wales had a wonderful way of cooking a potato which his fellow apprentice never forgot.
How one wishes
for a photograph of Sam Clemens at that period! But in those days there were only daguerreotypes,
and they were expensive things.
There is a letter,
though,
written long afterward,
by Pet McMurry
to Mark Twain,
which contains this paragraph:
"If your memory extends so far back,
you will recall a little sandy- haired boy of nearly a quarter of a century ago,
in the printing- office at Hannibal,
over the Brittingham drug-store,
mounted upon a little box at the case,
who used
to love
to sing so well the expression of the poor drunken man who was supposed
to have fallen by the wayside,
'If ever I get up again,
I'll stay up--if I kin.’
“
And
with this portrait we must be content--we cannot doubt its truth.
Sam was soon office favorite and in time became chief stand-by.
When he had been at work a year,
he could set type accurately,
run the job press
to the tune of
“Annie Laurie,”
and he had charge of the circulation.
That is
to say,
he carried the papers--a mission of real importance,
for a long,
sagging span of telegraph-wire had reached across the river
to Hannibal,
and Mexican-war news delivered hot from the front gave the messenger a fine prestige.
He even did editing,
of a kind.
That is
to say,
when Ament was not in the office and copy was needed,
Sam hunted him up,
explained the situation,
and saw that the necessary matter was produced.
He was not ambitious
to write--not then.
He wanted
to be a journeyman printer,
like Pet,
and travel and see the world.
Sometimes he thought he would like
to be a clown,
or
“end man”
in a minstrel troupe.
Once
for a week he served as subject
for a traveling hypnotist-and was dazzled by his success.
But he stuck
to printing,
and rapidly became a neat,
capable workman.
Ament gave him a daily task,
after which he was free.
By three in the afternoon he was likely
to finish his stint.
Then he was off
for the river or the cave,
joining his old comrades.
Or perhaps he would go
with Laura Hawkins
to gather wild columbine on the high cliff above the river,
known as Lover's Leap.
When winter came these two sometimes went
to Bear Creek,
skating;
or together they attended parties,
where the old- fashioned games
“Ring-around-Rosy”
and
“Dusty Miller”
were the chief amusements.
In
“The Gilded Age,”
Laura Hawkins at twelve is pictured
“with her dainty hands propped into the ribbon-bordered pockets of her apron .
.
.
a vision
to warm the coldest heart and bless and cheer the saddest.”
That was the real Laura,
though her story in that book in no way resembles the reality.
It was just at this time that an incident occurred which may be looked back upon now as a turning-point in Samuel Clemens's life.
Coming home from the office one afternoon,
he noticed a square of paper being swept along by the wind.
He saw that it was printed--was interested professionally in seeing what it was like.
He chased the flying scrap and overtook it.
It was a leaf from some old history of Joan of Arc,
and pictured the hard lot of the
“maid”
in the tower at Rouen,
reviled and mistreated by her ruffian captors.
There were some paragraphs of description,
but the rest was pitiful dialogue.
Sam had never heard of Joan before--he knew nothing of history.
He was no reader.
Orion was fond of books,
and Pamela;
even little Henry had read more than Sam.
But now,
as he read,
there awoke in him a deep feeling of pity and indignation,
and
with it a longing
to know more of the tragic story.
It was an interest that would last his life through,
and in the course of time find expression in one of the rarest books ever written.
The first result was that Sam began
to read.
He hunted up everything he could find on the subject of Joan,
and from that went into French history in general--indeed,
into history of every kind.
Samuel Clemens had suddenly become a reader--almost a student.
He even began the study of languages,
German and Latin,
but was not able
to go on
for lack of time and teachers.
He became a hater of tyranny,
a champion of the weak.
Watching a game of marbles or tops,
he would remark
to some offender,
in his slow drawling way,
"You mustn't cheat that boy.”
And the cheating stopped,
or trouble followed.
VIII.
ORION'S PAPER A Hannibal paper,
the
“Journal,”
was
for sale under a mortgage of five hundred dollars,
and Orion Clemens,
returning from St. Louis,
borrowed the money and bought it.
Sam's two years’
apprenticeship
with Ament had been completed,
and Orion felt that together they could carry on the paper and win success.
Henry Clemens,
now eleven,
was also taken out of school
to learn type-setting.
Orion was a better printer than proprietor.
Like so many of his family,
he was a visionary,
gentle and credulous,
ready
to follow any new idea.
Much advice was offered him,
and he tried
to follow it all.
He began
with great hopes and energy.
He worked like a slave and did not spare the others.
The paper was their hope of success.
Sam,
especially,
was driven.
There were no more free afternoons.
In some chapters written by Orion Clemens in later life,
he said:
"I was tyrannical and unjust
to Sam.
He was swift and clean as a good journeyman.
I gave him
‘takes,’
and,
if he got through well,
I begrudged him the time and made him work more.”
Orion did not mean
to be unjust.
The struggle against opposition and debt was bitter.
He could not be considerate.
The paper
for a time seemed on the road
to success,
but Orion worked too hard and tried too many schemes.
His enthusiasm waned and most of his schemes turned out poorly.
By the end of the year the
“Journal”
was on the down grade.
In time when the need of money became great,
Orion made a trip
to Tennessee
to try
to raise something on the land which they still held there.
He left Sam in charge of the paper,
and,
though its proprietor returned empty-handed,
his journey was worth while,
for it was during his absence that Samuel Clemens began the career that would one day make him Mark Twain.
Sam had concluded
to edit the paper in a way that would liven up the circulation.
He had never written anything
for print,
but he believed he knew what the subscribers wanted.
The editor of a rival paper had been crossed in love,
and was said
to have tried
to drown himself.
Sam wrote an article telling all the history of the affair,
giving names and details.
Then on the back of two big wooden letters,
used
for bill- printing,
he engraved illustrations of the victim wading out into the river,
testing the depth of the water
with a stick.
The paper came out,
and the demand
for it kept the Washington hand-press busy.
The injured editor sent word that he was coming over
to thrash the whole Journal staff,
but he left town,
instead,
for the laugh was too general.
Sam also wrote a poem which startled orthodox readers.
Then Orion returned and reduced him
to the ranks.
In later years Orion saw his mistake.
"I could have distanced all competitors,
even then,”
he wrote,
"if I had recognized Sam's ability and let him go ahead,
merely keeping him from offending worthy persons.”
Sam was not discouraged.
He liked the taste of print.
He sent two anecdotes
to the Philadelphia Saturday Evening Post.
Both were accepted- -without payment,
of course,
in those days--and when they appeared he walked on air.
This was in 1851.
Nearly sixty years later he said:
"Seeing them in print was a joy which rather exceeded anything in that line I have ever experienced since.”
However,
he wrote nothing further
for the
“Post.”
Orion printed two of his sketches in the
“Journal,”
which was the extent of his efforts at this time.
None of this early work has been preserved.
Files of the
“Post”
exist,
but the sketches were unsigned and could hardly be identified.
The Hannibal paper dragged along from year
to year.
Orion could pay nothing on the mortgage--financial matters becoming always worse.
He could barely supply the plainest food and clothing
for the family.
Sam and Henry got no wages,
of course.
Then real disaster came.
A cow got into the office one night,
upset a type-case,
and ate up two composition rollers.
Somewhat later a fire broke out and did considerable damage.
There was partial insurance,
with which Orion replaced a few necessary articles;
then,
to save rent,
he moved the office into the front room of the home on Hill Street,
where they were living again at this time.
Samuel Clemens,
however,
now in his eighteenth year,
felt that he was no longer needed in Hannibal.
He was a capable workman,
with little
to do and no reward.
Orion,
made irritable by his misfortunes,
was not always kind.
Pamela,
who,
meantime,
had married well,
was settled in St. Louis.
Sam told his mother that he would visit Pamela and look about the city.
There would be work in St. Louis at good wages.
He was going farther than St. Louis,
but he dared not tell her.
Jane Clemens,
consenting,
sighed as she put together his scanty belongings.
Sam was going away.
He had been a good boy of late years,
but her faith in his resisting powers was not strong.
Presently she held up a little Testament.
"I want you
to take hold of the other end of this,
Sam,”
she said,
"and make me a promise.”
The slim,
wiry woman of forty-nine,
gray-eyed,
tender,
and resolute,
faced the fair-cheeked youth of seventeen,
his eyes as piercing and unwavering as her own.
How much alike they were!
“I want you,”
Jane Clemens said,
"to repeat after me,
Sam,
these words:
I do solemnly swear that I will not throw a card or drink a drop of liquor while I am gone.”
He repeated the vow after her,
and she kissed him.
"Remember that,
Sam,
and write
to us,”
she said.
"And so,”
writes Orion,
"he went wandering in search of that comfort and advancement,
and those rewards of industry,
which he had failed
to find where I was--gloomy,
taciturn,
and selfish.
I not only missed his labor;
we all missed his abounding activity and merriment.”
IX.
THE OPEN ROAD Samuel Clemens went
to visit his sister Pamela in St. Louis and was presently at work,
setting type on the
“Evening News.”
He had no intention,
however,
of staying there.
His purpose was
to earn money enough
to take him
to New York City.
The railroad had by this time reached St. Louis,
and he meant
to have the grand experience of a long journey
“on the cars.”
Also,
there was a Crystal Palace in New York,
where a world's exposition was going on.
Trains were slow in 1853,
and it required several days and nights
to go from St. Louis
to New York City,
but
to Sam Clemens it was a wonderful journey.
All day he sat looking out of the window,
eating when he chose from the food he carried,
curling up in his seat at night
to sleep.
He arrived at last
with a few dollars in his pocket and a ten-dollar bill sewed into the lining of his coat.
New York was rather larger than he expected.
All of the lower end of Manhattan Island was covered by it.
The Crystal Palace--some distance out--stood at Forty-second Street and Sixth Avenue--the present site of Bryant Park.
All the world's newest wonders were
to be seen there--a dazzling exhibition.
A fragment of the letter which Sam Clemens wrote
to his sister Pamela--the earliest piece of Mark Twain's writing that has been preserved--expresses his appreciation of the big fair:
"From the gallery
(second floor)
you have a glorious sight--the flags of the different countries represented,
the lofty dome,
glittering jewelry,
gaudy tapestry,
etc.,
with the busy crowd passing
to and fro--'tis a perfect fairy palace--beautiful beyond description.
"The machinery department is on the main floor,
but I cannot enumerate any of it on account of the lateness of the hour
(past one o'clock).
It would take more than a week
to examine everything on exhibition,
and I was only in a little over two hours to-night.
I only glanced at about one-third of the articles;
and,
having a poor memory,
I have enumerated scarcely any of even the principal objects.
The visitors
to the Palace average 6,000 daily--double the population of Hannibal.
The price of admission being fifty cents,
they take in about $3,000.
"The Latting Observatory
(height about 280 feet)
is near the Palace.
From it you can obtain a grand view of the city and the country around.
The Croton Aqueduct,
to supply the city
with water,
is the greatest wonder yet.
Immense pipes are laid across the bed of the Harlem River,
and pass through the country
to Westchester County,
where a whole river is turned from its course and brought
to New York.
From the reservoir in the city
to Westchester County reservoir the distance is thirty-eight miles,
and,
if necessary,
they could easily supply every family in New York
with one hundred barrels of water a day!
“I am very sorry
to learn that Henry has been sick.
He ought
to go
to the country and take exercise,
for he is not half so healthy as Ma thinks he is.
If he had my walking
to do,
he would be another boy entirely.
Four times every day I walk a little over a mile;
and working hard all day and walking four miles is exercise.
I am used
to it now,
though,
and it is no trouble.
Where is it Orion's going to?
Tell Ma my promises are faithfully kept;
and if I have my health I will take her
to Ky.
in the spring.
I shall save money
for this.
"(It has just struck 2 A.M.,
and I always get up at six and am at work at 7.)
You ask where I spend my evenings.
Where would you suppose,
with a free printers’
library containing more than 4,000 volumes within a quarter of a mile of me,
and nobody at home
to talk to?”
"I shall write
to Ella soon.
Write soon.
"Truly your Brother,
"SAMY.
"P.S.--I have written this by a light so dim that you nor Ma could not read by it.”
We get a fair idea of Samuel Clemens at seventeen from this letter.
For one thing,
he could write good,
clear English,
full of interesting facts.
He is enthusiastic,
but not lavish of words.
He impresses us
with his statement that the visitors
to the Palace each day are in number double the population of Hannibal;
a whole river is turned from its course
to supply New York City
with water;
the water comes thirty-eight miles,
and each family could use a hundred barrels a day! The letter reveals his personal side--his kindly interest in those left behind,
his anxiety
for Henry,
his assurance that the promise
to his mother was being kept,
his memory of her longing
to visit her old home.
And the boy who hated school has become a reader--he is reveling in a printers’
library of thousands of volumes.
We feel,
somehow,
that Samuel Clemens has suddenly become quite a serious-minded person,
that he has left Tom Sawyer and Joe Harper and Huck Finn somewhere in a beautiful country a long way behind.
He found work
with the firm of John A.
Gray & Green,
general printers,
in Cliff Street.
His pay was four dollars a week,
in wild-cat money--that is,
money issued by private banks--rather poor money,
being generally at a discount and sometimes worth less.
But if wages were low,
living was cheap in those days,
and Sam Clemens,
lodging in a mechanics’
boarding- house in Duane Street,
sometimes had fifty cents left on Saturday night when his board and washing were paid.
Luckily,
he had not set out
to seek his fortune,
but only
to see something of the world.
He lingered in New York through the summer of 1853,
never expecting
to remain long.
His letters of that period were few.
In October he said,
in a letter
to Pamela,
that he did not write
to the family because he did not know their whereabouts,
Orion having sold the paper and left Hannibal.
"I have been fooling myself
with the idea that I was going
to leave New York every day
for the last two weeks,”
he adds,
which sounds like the Mark Twain of fifty years later.
Farther along,
he tells of going
to see Edwin Forrest,
then playing at the Broadway Theater:
"The play was the
‘Gladiator.’
I did not like part of it much,
but other portions were really splendid.
In the latter part of the last act.
.
.
the man's whole soul seems absorbed in the part he is playing;
and it is real startling
to see him.
I am sorry I did not see him play
“Damon and Pythias,”
the former character being the greatest.
He appears in Philadelphia on Monday night.”
A little farther along he says:
"If my letters do not come often,
you need not bother yourself about me;
for if you have a brother nearly eighteen years old who is not able
to take care of himself a few miles from home,
such a brother is not worth one's thoughts.”
Sam Clemens may have followed Forrest
to Philadelphia.
At any rate,
he was there presently,
"subbing”
in the composing-rooms of the
“Inquirer,”
setting ten thousand ems a day,
and receiving pay accordingly.
When there was no vacancy
for him
to fill,
he put in the time visiting the Philadelphia libraries,
art galleries,
and historic landmarks.
After all,
his chief business was sight-seeing.
Work was only a means
to this end.
Chilly evenings,
when he returned
to his boarding-house,
his room- mate,
an Englishman named Sumner,
grilled a herring over their small open fire,
and this was a great feast.
He tried writing--obituary poetry,
for the
“Philadelphia Ledger"--but it was not accepted.
"My efforts were not received
with approval”
was his comment long after.
In the
“Inquirer”
office there was a printer named Frog,
and sometimes,
when he went out,
the office
“devils”
would hang over his case a line
with a hook on it baited
with a piece of red flannel.
They never got tired of this joke,
and Frog never failed
to get fighting mad when he saw that dangling string
with the bit of red flannel at the end.
No doubt Sam Clemens had his share in this mischief.
Sam found that he liked Philadelphia.
He could save a little money and send something
to his mother--small amounts,
but welcome.
Once he inclosed a gold dollar,
"to serve as a specimen of the kind of stuff we are paid
with in Philadelphia.”
Better than doubtful
“wild-cat,”
certainly.
Of his work he writes:
"One man has engaged me
to work
for him every Sunday till the first of next April,
when I shall return home
to take Ma
to Ky .
.
.
.
If I want to,
I can get subbing every night of the week.
I go
to work at seven in the evening and work till three the next morning .
.
.
.
The type is mostly agate and minion,
with some bourgeois,
and when one gets a good agate
“take,”
he is sure
to make money.
I made $2.50 last Sunday.”
There is a long description of a trip on the Fairmount stage in this letter,
well-written and interesting,
but too long
to have place here.
In the same letter he speaks of the graves of Benjamin Franklin and his wife,
which he had looked at through the iron railing of the locked inclosure.
Probably it did not occur
to him that there might be points of similarity between Franklin's career and his own.
Yet in time these would be rather striking:
each learned the printer's trade;
each worked in his brother's office and wrote
for the paper;
each left quietly and went
to New York,
and from New York
to Philadelphia,
as a journeyman printer;
each in due season became a world figure,
many-sided,
human,
and of incredible popularity.
Orion Clemens,
meantime,
had bought a paper in Muscatine,
Iowa,
and located the family there.
Evidently by this time he had realized the value of his brother as a contributor,
for Sam,
in a letter
to Orion,
says,
"I will try
to write
for the paper occasionally,
but I fear my letters will be very uninteresting,
for this incessant night work dulls one's ideas amazingly.”
Meantime,
he had passed his eighteenth birthday,
winter was coming on,
he had been away from home half a year,
and the first attack of homesickness was due.
"One only has
to leave home
to learn how
to write interesting letters
to an absent friend,”
he wrote;
and again.
"I don't like our present prospect
for cold weather at all.”
He declared he only wanted
to get back
to avoid night work,
which was injuring his eyes,
but we may guess there was a stronger reason,
which perhaps he did not entirely realize.
The novelty of wandering had worn off,
and he yearned
for familiar faces,
the comfort of those he loved.
But he did not go.
He made a trip
to Washington in January--a sight- seeing trip--returning
to Philadelphia,
where he worked
for the
“Ledger”
and
“North American.”
Eventually he went back
to New York,
and from there took ticket
to St. Louis.
This was in the late summer of 1854;
he had been fifteen months away from his people when he stepped aboard the train
to return.
Sam was worn out when he reached St. Louis;
but the Keokuk packet was leaving,
and he stopped only long enough
to see Pamela,
then went aboard and,
flinging himself into his berth,
did not waken until the boat reached Muscatine,
Iowa,
thirty-six hours later.
It was very early when he arrived,
too early
to rouse the family.
He sat down in the office of a little hotel
to wait
for morning,
and picked up a small book that lay on the writing-table.
It contained pictures of the English rulers
with the brief facts of their reigns.
Sam Clemens entertained himself learning these data by heart.
He had a fine memory
for such things,
and in an hour or two had those details so perfectly committed that he never forgot one of them as long as he lived.
The knowledge acquired in this stray fashion he found invaluable in later life.
It was his groundwork
for all English history.
X.
A WIND OF CHANCE Orion could not persuade his brother
to remain in Muscatine.
Sam returned
to his old place on the
“Evening News,”
in St. Louis,
where he remained until the following year,
rooming
with a youth named Burrough,
a journeyman chair-maker
with literary taste,
a reader of the English classics,
a companionable lad,
and
for Samuel Clemens a good influence.
By spring,
Orion Clemens had married and had sold out in Muscatine.
He was now located in Keokuk,
Iowa.
When presently Brother Sam came visiting
to Keokuk,
Orion offered him five dollars a week and his board
to remain.
He accepted.
Henry Clemens,
now seventeen,
was also in Orion's employ,
and a lad named Dick Hingham.
Henry and Sam slept in the office;
Dick and a young fellow named Brownell,
who roomed above,
came in
for social evenings.
They were pretty lively evenings.
A music-teacher on the floor below did not care
for them--they disturbed his class.
He was furious,
in fact,
and assailed the boys roughly at first,
with no result but
to make matters worse.
Then he tried gentleness,
and succeeded.
The boys stopped their capers and joined his class.
Sam,
especially,
became a distinguished member of that body.
He was never a great musician,
but
with his good nature,
his humor,
his slow,
quaint speech and originality,
he had no rival in popularity.
He was twenty now ,
and much
with young ladies,
yet he was always a beau rather than a suitor,
a good comrade
to all,
full of pranks and pleasantries,
ready
to stop and be merry
with any that came along.
If they prophesied concerning his future,
it is not likely that they spoke of literary fame.
They thought him just easy- going and light-minded.
True,
they noticed that he often carried a book under his arm--a history,
a volume of Dickens,
or the tales of Poe.
He read more than any one guessed.
At night,
propped up in bed--a habit continued until his death--he was likely
to read until a late hour.
He enjoyed smoking at such times,
and had made himself a pipe
with a large bowl which stood on the floor and had a long rubber stem,
something like the Turkish hubble-bubble.
He liked
to fill the big bowl and smoke at ease through the entire evening.
But sometimes the pipe went out,
which meant that he must strike a match and lean far over
to apply it,
just when he was most comfortable.
Sam Clemens never liked unnecessary exertion.
One night,
when the pipe had gone out
for the second time,
he happened
to hear the young book-clerk,
Brownell,
passing up
to his room on the top floor.
Sam called
to him:
"Ed,
come here!”
Brownell poked his head in the door.
The two were great chuMs. "What will you have,
Sam?”
he asked.
"Come in,
Ed;
Henry's asleep,
and I'm in trouble.
I want somebody
to light my pipe.”
"Why don't you light it yourself?”
Brownell asked.
"I would,
only I knew you'd be along in a few minutes and would do it
for me.”
Brownell scratched a match,
stooped down,
and applied it.
"What are you reading,
Sam?”
"Oh,
nothing much--a so-called funny book.
One of these days I'll write a funnier book myself.”
Brownell laughed.
"No,
you won't,
Sam,”
he said.
"You're too lazy ever
to write a book.”
Years later,
in the course of a lecture which he delivered in Keokuk,
Mark Twain said that he supposed the most untruthful man in the world lived right there in Keokuk,
and that his name was Ed Brownell.
Orion Clemens did not have the gift of prosperity,
and his printing- office did not flourish.
When he could no longer pay Sam's wages he took him into partnership,
which meant that Sam got no wages at all,
though this was of less consequence,
since his mother,
now living
with Pamela,
was well provided for.
The disorder of the office,
however,
distressed him.
He wrote home that he could not work without system,
and,
a little later,
that he was going
to leave Keokuk,
that,
in fact,
he was planning a great adventure--a trip
to the upper Amazon! His interest in the Amazon had been awakened by a book.
Lynch and Herndon had surveyed the upper river,
and Lieutenant Herndon's book was widely read.
Sam Clemens,
propped up in bed,
pored over it through long evenings,
and nightly made fabulous fortunes collecting cocoa and other rare things--resolving,
meantime,
to start in person
for the upper Amazon
with no unnecessary delay.
Boy and man,
Samuel Clemens was the same.
His vision of grand possibilities ahead blinded him
to the ways and means of arrival.
It was an inheritance from both sides of his parentage.
Once,
in old age,
he wrote:
"I have been punished many and many a time,
and bitterly,
for doing things and reflecting afterward .
.
.
.
When I am reflecting on these occasions,
even deaf persons can hear me think.”
He believed,
however,
that he had reflected carefully concerning the Amazon,
and that in a brief time he should be there at the head of an expedition,
piling up untold wealth.
He even stirred the imaginations of two other adventurers,
a Dr. Martin and a young man named Ward.
To Henry,
then in St. Louis,
he wrote,
August 5,
1856:
"Ward and I held a long consultation Sunday morning,
and the result was that we two have determined
to start
to Brazil,
if possible,
in six weeks from now,
in order
to look carefully into matters there and report
to Dr. Martin in time
for him
to follow on the first of March.”
The matter of finance troubled him.
Orion could not be depended on
for any specified sum,
and the fare
to the upper Amazon would probably be considerable.
Sam planned different methods of raising it.
One of them was
to go
to New York or Cincinnati and work at his trade until he saved the amount.
He would then sail from New York direct,
or take boat
for New Orleans and sail from there.
Of course there would always be vessels clearing
for the upper Amazon.
After Lieutenant Herndon's book the ocean would probably be full of them.
He did not make the start
with Ward,
as planned,
and Ward and Martin seem
to have given up the Amazon idea.
Not so
with Samuel Clemens.
He went on reading Herndon,
trying meantime
to raise money enough
to get him out of Keokuk.
Was it fate or Providence that suddenly placed it in his hands?
Whatever it was,
the circumstance is so curious that it must be classed as one of those strange facts that have no place in fiction.
The reader will remember how,
one day in Hannibal,
the wind had brought
to Sam Clemens,
then printer's apprentice,
a stray leaf from a book about
“Joan of Arc,”
and how that incident marked a turning-point in his mental life.
Now,
seven years later,
it was the wind again that directed his fortune.
It was a day in early November--bleak,
bitter,
and gusty,
with whirling snow;
most persons were indoors.
Samuel Clemens,
going down Main Street,
Keokuk,
saw a flying bit of paper pass him and lodge against a building.
Something about it attracted him and he captured it.
It was a fifty-dollar bill! He had never seen one before,
but he recognized it.
He thought he must be having a pleasant dream.
He was tempted
to pocket his good fortune and keep still.
But he had always a troublesome conscience.
He went
to a newspaper office and advertised that he had found a sum of money,
a large bill.
Once,
long after,
he said:
"I didn't describe it very particularly,
and I waited in daily fear that the owner would turn up and take away my fortune.
By and by I couldn't stand it any longer.
My conscience had gotten all that was coming
to it.
I felt that I must take that money out of danger.”
Another time he said,
"I advertised the find and left
for the Amazon the same day.”
All of which we may take
with his usual literary discount-- the one assigned
to him by his mother in childhood.
As a matter of fact,
he remained
for an ample time,
and nobody came
for the money.
What was its origin?
Was it swept out of a bank,
or caught up by the wind from some counting-room table?
Perhaps it materialized out of the unseen.
Who knows?
XI.
THE LONG WAY
to THE AMAZON Sam decided on Cincinnati as his base.
From there he could go either
to New York or New Orleans
to catch the Amazon boat.
He paid a visit
to St. Louis,
where his mother made him renew his promise as
to drink and cards.
Then he was seized
with a literary idea,
and returned
to Keokuk,
where he proposed
to a thriving weekly paper,
the
“Saturday Post,”
to send letters of travel,
which might even be made into a book later on.
George Reese,
owner of the
“Post,”
agreed
to pay five dollars each
for the letters,
which speaks well
for his faith in Samuel Clemens's talent,
five dollars being good pay
for that time and place--more than the letters were worth,
judged by present standards.
The first was dated Cincinnati,
November 14,
1856,
and was certainly not promising literature.
It was written in the ridiculous dialect which was once thought
to be the dress of humor;
and while here and there is a comic flash,
there is in it little promise of the future Mark Twain.
One extract is enough:
"When we got
to the depo',
I went around
to git a look at the iron hoss.
Thunderation! It wasn't no more like a hoss than a meetin'- house.
If I was goin’
to describe the animule,
I'd say it looked like--well,
it looked like--blamed if I know what it looked like,
snorting fire and brimstone out of his nostrils,
and puffin’
out black smoke all
‘round,
and pantin',
and heavin',
and swellin',
and chawin’
up red-hot coals like they was good.
A feller stood in a little house like,
feedin’
him all the time;
but the more he got,
the more he wanted and the more he blowed and snorted.
After a spell the feller ketched him by the tail,
and great Jericho! he set up a yell that split the ground
for more'n a mile and a half,
and the next minit I felt my legs a-waggin',
and found myself at t'other end of the string o’
vehickles.
I wasn't skeered,
but I had three chills and a stroke of palsy in less than five minits,
and my face had a cur'us brownish-yaller-greenbluish color in it,
which was perfectly unaccountable.
'Well,’
say I,
'comment is super-flu-ous.’
“
How Samuel Clemens could have written that,
and worse,
at twenty-one,
and a little more than ten years later have written
“The Innocents Abroad,”
is one of the mysteries of literature.
The letters were signed
“Snodgrass,”
and there are but two of them.
Snodgrass seems
to have found them hard work,
for it is said he raised on the price,
which,
fortunately,
brought the series
to a close.
Their value to-day lies in the fact that they are the earliest of Mark Twain's newspaper contributions that have been preserved--the first
for which he received a cash return.
Sam remained in Cincinnati until April of the following year,
1857,
working
for Wrightson & Co.,
general printers,
lodging in a cheap boarding-house,
saving every possible penny
for his great adventure.
He had one associate at the boarding-house,
a lank,
unsmiling Scotchman named Macfarlane,
twice young Clemens's age,
and a good deal of a mystery.
Sam never could find out what Macfarlane did.
His hands were hardened by some sort of heavy labor;
he left at six in the morning and returned in the evening at the same hour.
He never mentioned his work,
and young Clemens had the delicacy not
to inquire.
For Macfarlane was no ordinary person.
He was a man of deep knowledge,
a reader of many books,
a thinker;
he was versed in history and philosophy,
he knew the dictionary by heart.
He made but two statements concerning himself:
one,
that he had acquired his knowledge from reading,
and not at school;
the other,
that he knew every word in the English dictionary.
He was willing
to give proof of the last,
and Sam Clemens tested him more than once,
but found no word that Macfarlane could not define.
Macfarlane was not silent--he would discuss readily enough the deeper problems of life and had many startling theories of his own.
Darwin had not yet published his
“Descent of Man,”
yet Macfarlane was already advancing ideas similar
to those in that book.
He went further than Darwin.
He had startling ideas of the moral evolution of man,
and these he would pour into the ears of his young listener until ten o'clock,
after which,
like the English Sumner in Philadelphia,
he would grill a herring,
and the evening would end.
Those were fermenting discourses that young Samuel Clemens listened
to that winter in Macfarlane's room,
and they did not fail
to influence his later thought.
It was the high-tide of spring,
late in April,
when the prospective cocoa-hunter decided that it was time
to set out
for the upper Amazon.
He had saved money enough
to carry him at least as far as New Orleans,
where he would take ship,
it being farther south and therefore nearer his destination.
Furthermore,
he could begin
with a lazy trip down the Mississippi,
which,
next
to being a pilot,
had been one of his most cherished dreaMs. The Ohio River steamers were less grand than those of the Mississippi,
but they had a homelike atmosphere and did not hurry.
Samuel Clemens had the spring fever and was willing
to take his time.
In
“Life on the Mississippi”
we read that the author ran away,
vowing never
to return until he could come home a pilot,
shedding glory.
But this is the fiction touch.
He had always loved the river,
and his boyhood dream of piloting had time and again returned,
but it was not uppermost when he bade good-by
to Macfarlane and stepped aboard the
“Paul Jones,”
bound
for New Orleans,
and thus conferred immortality on that ancient little craft.
Now he had really started on his voyage.
But it was a voyage that would continue not
for a week or a fortnight,
but
for four years--four marvelous,
sunlit years,
the glory of which would color all that followed them.
XII.
RENEWING AN OLD AMBITION A reader of Mark Twain's Mississippi book gets the impression that the author was a boy of about seventeen when he started
to learn the river,
and that he was painfully ignorant of the great task ahead.
But this also is the fiction side of the story.
Samuel Clemens was more than twenty-one when he set out on the
“Paul Jones,”
and in a way was familiar
with the trade of piloting.
Hannibal had turned out many pilots.
An older brother of the Bowen boys was already on the river when Sam Clemens was rolling rocks down Holliday's Hill.
Often he came home
to air his grandeur and hold forth on the wonder of his work.
That learning the river was no light task Sam Clemens would know as well as any one who had not tried it.
Nevertheless,
as the drowsy little steamer went puffing down into softer,
sunnier lands,
the old dream,
the
“permanent ambition”
of boyhood,
returned,
while the call of the far-off Amazon and cocoa drew faint.
Horace Bixby,[2] pilot of the
“Paul Jones,”
a man of thirty-two,
was looking out over the bow at the head of Island No.
35 when he heard a slow,
pleasant voice say,
"Good morning.”
Bixby was a small,
clean-cut man.
"Good morning,
sir,”
he said,
rather briskly,
without looking around.
He did not much care
for visitors in the pilothouse.
This one entered and stood a little behind him.
"How would you like a young man
to learn the river?”
came
to him in that serene,
deliberate speech.
The pilot glanced over his shoulder and saw a rather slender,
loose- limbed youth
with a fair,
girlish complexion and a great mass of curly auburn hair.
"I wouldn't like it.
Cub pilots are more trouble than they're worth.
A great deal more trouble than profit.”
"I am a printer by trade,”
the easy voice went on.
"It doesn't agree
with me.
I thought I'd go
to South America.”
Bixby kept his eye on the river,
but there was interest in his voice when he spoke.
"What makes you pull your words that way?”
he asked--"pulling”
being the river term
for drawling.
The young man,
now seated comfortably on the visitors’
bench,
said more slowly than ever:
"You'll have
to ask my mother--she pulls hers,
too.”
Pilot Bixby laughed.
The manner of the reply amused him.
His guest was encouraged.
"Do you know the Bowen boys?”
he asked,
"pilots in the St. Louis and New Orleans trade?”
"I know them well--all three of them.
William Bowen did his first steering
for me;
a mighty good boy.
I know Sam,
too,
and Bart.”
"Old schoolmates of mine in Hannibal.
Sam and Will,
especially,
were my chuMs. ”
Bixby's tone became friendly.
"Come over and stand by me,”
he said.
"What is your name?”
The applicant told him,
and the two stood looking out on the sunlit water.
"Do you drink?”
"No.”
"Do you gamble?”
"No,
sir.”
"Do you swear?”
"N-not
for amusement;
only under pressure.”
"Do you chew?”
"No,
sir,
never;
but I must--smoke.”
"Did you ever do any steering?”
"I have steered everything on the river but a steamboat,
I guess.”
"Very well.
Take the wheel and see what you can do
with a steamboat.
Keep her as she is--toward that lower cottonwood snag.”
Bixby had a sore foot and was glad of a little relief.
He sat on the bench where he could keep a careful eye on the course.
By and by he said
“There is just one way I would take a young man
to learn the river--that is,
for money.”
"What--do you--charge?”
"Five hundred dollars,
and I
to be at no expense whatever.”
In those days pilots were allowed
to carry a learner,
or
“cub,”
board free.
Mr. Bixby meant that he was
to be at no expense in port or
for incidentals.
His terms seemed discouraging.
"I haven't got five hundred dollars in money,”
Sam said.
"I've got a lot of Tennessee land worth two bits an acre.
I'll give you two thousand acres of that.”
Bixby shook his head.
"No,”
he said,
"I don't want any unimproved real estate.
I have too much already.”
Sam reflected.
He thought he might be able
to borrow one hundred dollars from William Moffett,
Pamela's husband,
without straining his credit.
"Well,
then,”
he proposed,
"I'll give you one hundred dollars cash,
and the rest when I earn it.”
Something about this young man had won Horace Bixby's heart.
His slow,
pleasant speech,
his unhurried,
quiet manner at the wheel,
his evident simplicity and sincerity--the inner qualities of mind and heart which would make the world love Mark Twain.
The terms proposed were accepted.
The first payment was
to be in cash;
the others were
to begin when the pupil had learned the river and was earning wages.
During the rest of the trip
to New Orleans the new pupil was often at the wheel,
while Mr. Bixby nursed his sore foot and gave directions.
Any literary ambitions that Samuel Clemens still nourished waned rapidly.
By the time he had reached New Orleans he had almost forgotten he had ever been a printer.
As
for the Amazon and cocoa,
why,
there had been no ship sailing in that direction
for years,
and it was unlikely that any would ever sail again,
a fact that rather amused the would-be adventurer now,
since Providence had regulated his affairs in accordance
with his oldest and longest cherished dream.
At New Orleans Bixby left the
“Paul Jones”
for a fine St. Louis boat,
taking his cub
with him.
This was a sudden and happy change,
and Sam was a good deal impressed
with his own importance in belonging
to so imposing a structure,
especially when,
after a few days’
stay in New Orleans,
he stood by Bixby's side in the big glass turret while they backed out of the line of wedged-in boats and headed up the great river.
This was glory,
but there was sorrow ahead.
He had not really begun learning the river as yet he had only steered under directions.
He had known that
to learn the river would be hard,
but he had never realized quite how hard.
Serenely he had undertaken the task of mastering twelve hundred miles of the great,
changing,
shifting river as exactly and as surely by daylight or darkness as one knows the way
to his own features.
Nobody could realize the full size of that task--not till afterward.
[2] Horace Bixby lived until 1912 and remained at the wheel until within a short time of his death,
in his eighty-seventh year.
The writer of this memoir visited him in 1910 and took down from his dictation the dialogue that follows.
XIII.
LEARNING THE RIVER In that early day,
to be a pilot was
to be
“greater than a king.”
The Mississippi River pilot was a law unto himself--there was none above him.
His direction of the boat was absolute;
he could start or lay up when he chose;
he could pass a landing regardless of business there,
consulting nobody,
not even the captain;
he could take the boat into what seemed certain destruction,
if he had that mind,
and the captain was obliged
to stand by,
helpless and silent,
for the law was
with the pilot in everything.
Furthermore,
the pilot was a gentleman.
His work was clean and physically light.
It ended the instant the boat was tied
to the landing,
and did not begin again until it was ready
to back into the stream.
Also,
for those days his salary was princely--the Vice-President of the United States did not receive more.
As
for prestige,
the Mississippi pilot,
perched high in his glass inclosure,
fashionably dressed,
and commanding all below him,
was the most conspicuous and showy,
the most observed and envied creature in the world.
No wonder Sam Clemens,
with his love of the river and his boyish fondness
for honors,
should aspire
to that stately rank.
Even at twenty-one he was still just a boy--as,
indeed,
he was till his death--and we may imagine how elated he was,
starting up the great river as a real apprentice pilot,
who in a year or two would stand at the wheel,
as his chief was now standing,
a monarch
with a splendid income and all the great river packed away in his head.
In that last item lay the trouble.
In the Mississippi book he tells of it in a way that no one may hope
to equal,
and if the details are not exact,
the truth is there--at least in substance.
For a distance above New Orleans Mr. Bixby had volunteered information about the river,
naming the points and crossings,
in what seemed a casual way,
all through his watch of four hours.
Their next watch began in the middle of the night,
and Mark Twain tells how surprised and disgusted he was
to learn that pilots must get up in the night
to run their boats,
and his amazement
to find Mr. Bixby plunging into the blackness ahead as if it had been daylight.
Very likely this is mainly fiction,
but hardly the following:
Presently he turned
to me and said:
"What's the name of the first point above New Orleans?”
I was gratified
to be able
to answer promptly,
and I did.
I said I didn't know.
"Don't know!”
His manner jolted me.
I was down at the foot again,
in a moment.
But I had
to say just what I had said before.
"Well,
you're a smart one,”
said Mr. Bixby.
"What's the name of the next point?”
Once more I didn't know.
"Well,
this beats anything! Tell me the name of any point or place I told you.”
I studied awhile and decided that I couldn't.
"Look here! What do you start from,
above Twelve Mile Point,
to cross over?”
"I--I--don't know.”
"'You--you don't know,"‘
mimicking my drawling manner of speech.
"What do you know?”
"I--I--Nothing,
for certain.”
Bixby was a small,
nervous man,
hot and quick-firing.
He went off now,
and said a number of severe things.
Then:
"Look here,
what do you suppose I told you the names of those points for?”
I tremblingly considered a moment--then the devil of temptation provoked me
to say:
"Well--to--to--be entertaining,
I thought.”
This was a red flag
to the bull.
He raged and stormed so
(he was crossing the river at the time)
that I judged it made him blind,
because he ran over the steering-oar of a trading-scow.
Of course the traders sent up a volley of red-hot profanity.
Never was a man so grateful as Mr. Bixby was,
because he was brimful,
and here were subjects who would talk back.
He threw open a window,
thrust his head out,
and such an irruption followed as I had never heard before .
.
.
.
When he closed the window he was empty.
Presently he said
to me,
in the gentlest way:
"My boy,
you must get a little memorandum-book,
and every time I tell you a thing,
put it down right away.
There's only one way
to be a pilot,
and that is
to get this entire river by heart.
You have
to know it just like A-B-C.”
The little memorandum-book which Sam Clemens bought,
probably at the next daylight landing,
still exists--the same that he says
“fairly bristled
with the names of towns,
points,
bars,
islands,
bends,
reaches,
etc.”
;
but it made his heart ache
to think he had only half the river set down,
for,
as the watches were four hours off and four hours on,
there were the long gaps where he had slept.
It is not easy
to make out the penciled notes today.
The small,
neat writing is faded,
and many of them are in an abbreviation made only
for himself.
It is hard even
to find these examples
to quote:
MERIWETHER'S BEND One-fourth less 3[3]--run shape of upper bar and go into the low place in the willows about 200
(ft.)
lower down than last year.
OUTSIDE OF MONTEZUMA Six or eight feet more water.
Shape bar till high timber on towhead gets nearly even
with low willows.
Then hold a little open on right of low willows--run
‘em close if you want to,
but come out 200 yards when you get nearly
to head of towhead.
The average mind would not hold a single one of these notes ten seconds,
yet by the time he reached St. Louis he had set down pages that to-day make one's head weary even
to contemplate.
And those long four-hour gaps where he had been asleep--they are still there;
and now,
after nearly sixty years,
the old heartache is still in them.
He must have bought a new book
for the next trip and laid this one away.
To the new
“cub”
it seemed a long way
to St. Louis that first trip,
but in the end it was rather grand
to come steaming up
to the big,
busy city,
with its thronging waterfront flanked
with a solid mile of steamboats,
and
to nose one's way
to a place in that stately line.
At St. Louis,
Sam borrowed from his brother-in-law the one hundred dollars he had agreed
to pay,
and so closed his contract
with Bixby.
A few days later his chief was engaged
to go on a very grand boat indeed--a
“sumptuous temple,”
he tells us,
all brass and inlay,
with a pilot-house so far above the water that he seemed perched on a mountain.
This part of learning the river was worth while;
and when he found that the regiment of natty servants respectfully
“sir'd”
him,
his happiness was complete.
But he was in the depths again,
presently,
for when they started down the river and he began
to take account of his knowledge,
he found that he had none.
Everything had changed--that is,
he was seeing it all from the other direction.
What
with the four-hour gaps and this transformation,
he was lost completely.
How could the easy-going,
dreamy,
unpractical man whom the world knew as Mark Twain ever have persisted against discouragement like that
to acquire the vast,
the absolute,
limitless store of information necessary
to Mississippi piloting?
The answer is that he loved the river,
the picturesqueness and poetry of a steamboat,
the ease and glory of a pilot's life;
and then,
in spite of his own later claims
to the contrary,
Samuel Clemens,
boy and man,
in the work suited
to his tastes and gifts,
was the most industrious of persons.
Work of the other sort he avoided,
overlooked,
refused
to recognize,
but never any labor
for which he was qualified by his talents or training.
Piloting suited him exactly,
and he proved an apt pupil.
Horace Bixby said
to the writer of this memoir:
"Sam was always good- natured,
and he had a natural taste
for the river.
He had a fine memory and never forgot what I told him.”
Yet there must have been hard places all along,
for
to learn every crook and turn and stump and snag and bluff and bar and sounding of that twelve hundred miles of mighty,
shifting water was a gigantic task.
Mark Twain tells us how,
when he was getting along pretty well,
his chief one day turned on him suddenly
with this
“settler":
"What is the shape of Walnut Bend?”
He might as well have asked me my grandmother's opinion of protoplasm.
I replied respectfully and said I didn't know it had any particular shape.
My gun-powdery chief went off
with a bang,
of course,
and then went on loading and firing until he was out of adjectives ....I waited.
By and by he said:
"My boy,
you've got
to know the shape of the river perfectly.
It is all that is left
to steer by on a very dark night.
Everything else is blotted out and gone.
But mind you,
it hasn't got the same shape in the night that it has in the daytime.”
"How on earth am I going
to learn it,
then?”
"How do you follow a hall at home in the dark?
Because you know the shape of it.
You can't see it.”
"Do you mean
to say that I've got
to know all the million trifling variations of shape in the banks of this interminable river as well as I know the shape of the front hall at home?”
"On my honor,
you've got
to know them better than any man ever did know the shapes of the halls in his own house.”
"I wish I was dead!”
But the reader must turn
to Chapter VIII of
“Life on the Mississippi”
and read,
or reread,
the pages which follow this extract--nothing can better convey the difficulties of piloting.
That Samuel Clemens had the courage
to continue is the best proof,
not only of his great love of the river,
but of that splendid gift of resolution that one rarely fails
to find in men of the foremost rank.
[3] Depth of water.
One-quarter less than three fathoMs. XIV.
RIVER DAYS Piloting was only a part of Sam Clemens's education on the Mississippi.
He learned as much of the reefs and shallows of human nature as of the river-bed.
In one place he writes:
In that brief,
sharp schooling I got personally and familiarly acquainted
with all the different types of human nature that are
to be found in fiction,
biography,
or history.
All the different types,
but most of them in the rough.
That Samuel Clemens kept the promise made
to his mother as
to drink and cards during those apprentice days is well worth remembering.
Horace Bixby,
answering a call
for pilots from the Missouri River,
consigned his pupil,
as was customary,
tonne of the pilots of the
“John J.
Roe,”
a freight-boat,
owned and conducted by some retired farmers,
and in its hospitality reminding Sam of his Uncle John Quarles's farm.
The
“Roe”
was a very deliberate boat.
It was said that she could beat an island
to St. Louis,
but never quite overtake the current going down- stream.
Sam loved the
“Roe.”
She was not licensed
to carry passengers,
but she always had a family party of the owners’
relations aboard,
and there was a big deck
for dancing and a piano in the cabin.
The young pilot could play the chords,
and sing,
in his own fashion,
about a grasshopper that;
sat on a sweet-potato vine,
and about-- An old,
old horse whose name was Methusalem,
Took him down and sold him in Jerusalem,
A long time ago.
The
“Roe”
was a heavenly place,
but Sam's stay there did not last.
Bixby came down from the Missouri,
and perhaps thought he was doing a fine thing
for his pupil by transferring him
to a pilot named Brown,
then on a large passenger-steamer,
the
“Pennsylvania.”
The
“Pennsylvania”
was new and one of the finest boats on the river.
Sam Clemens,
by this time,
was accounted a good steersman,
so it seemed fortunate and a good arrangement
for all parties.
But Brown was a tyrant.
He was illiterate and coarse,
and took a dislike
to Sam from the start.
His first greeting was a question,
harmless enough in form but offensive in manner.
"Are you Horace Bigsby's cub?”
--Bixby being usually pronounced
“Bigsby”
in river parlance.
Sam answered politely enough that he was,
and Brown proceeded
to comment on the
“style”
of his clothes and other personal matters.
He had made an effort
to please Brown,
but it was no use.
Brown was never satisfied.
At a moment when Sam was steering,
Brown,
sitting on the bench,
would shout:
"Here! Where are you going now?
Pull her down! Pull her down! Do you hear me?
Blamed mud-cat!”
The young pilot soon learned
to detest his chief,
and presently was putting in a good deal of his time inventing punishments
for him.
I could imagine myself killing Brown;
there was no law against that,
and that was the thing I always used
to do the moment I was abed.
Instead of going over the river in my mind,
as was my duty,
I threw business aside
for pleasure,
and killed Brown.
He gave up trying
to please Brown,
and was even willing
to stir him up upon occasion.
One day when the cub was at the wheel his chief noticed that the course seemed peculiar.
"Here! Where you headin’
for now?”
he yelled.
"What in the nation you steerin’
at,
anyway?
Blamed numskull!”
"Why,”
said Sam in his calm,
slow way,
"I didn't see much else I could steer for,
so I was heading
for that white heifer on the bank.”
"Get away from that wheel! And get outen this pilot-house!”
yelled Brown.
"You ain't fitten
to become no pilot!”
An order that Sam found welcome enough.
The other pilot,
George Ealer,
was a lovable soul who played the flute and chess during his off watch,
and read aloud
to Sam from
“Goldsmith”
and
“Shakespeare.”
To be
with George Ealer was
to forget the persecutions of Brown.
Young Clemens had been on the river nearly a year at this time,
and,
though he had learned a good deal and was really a fine steersman,
he received no wages.
He had no board
to pay,
but there were things he must buy,
and his money supply had become limited.
Each trip of the
“Pennsylvania”
she remained about two days and nights in New Orleans,
during which time the young man was free.
He found he could earn two and a half
to three dollars a night watching freight on the levee,
and,
as this opportunity came around about once a month,
the amount was useful.
Nor was this the only return;
many years afterward he said:
"It was a desolate experience,
watching there in the dark,
among those piles of freight;
not a sound,
not a living creature astir.
But it was not a profitless one.
I used
to have inspirations as I sat there alone those nights.
I used
to imagine all sots of situations and possibilities.
These things got into my books by and by,
and furnished me
with many a chapter.
I can trace the effects of those nights through most of my books,
in one way and another.”
Piloting,
even
with Brown,
had its pleasant side.
In St. Louis,
young Clemens stopped
with his sister,
and often friends were there from Hannibal.
At both ends of the line he visited friendly boats,
especially the
“Roe,”
where a grand welcome was always waiting.
Once among the guests of that boat a young girl named Laura so attracted him that he forgot time and space until one of the
“Roe”
pilots,
Zeb Leavenworth,
came flying aft,
shouting:
"The
“Pennsylvania”
is backing out!”
A hasty good-by,
a wild flight across the decks of several boats,
and a leap across several feet of open water closed the episode.
He wrote
to Laura,
but there was no reply.
He never saw her again,
never heard from her
for nearly fifty years,
when both were widowed and old.
She had not received his letter.
Occasionally there were stirring adventures aboard the
“Pennsylvania.”
In a letter written in March,
1858,
the young pilot tells of an exciting night search in the running ice
for Hat Island soundings:
Brown,
the pilot,
stood in the bow
with an oar,
to keep her head out,
and I took the tiller.
We would start the men,
and all would go well until the yawl would bring us on a heavy cake of ice,
and then the men would drop like so many tenpins,
while Brown assumed the horizontal in the bottom of the boat.
After an hour's hard work we got back,
with ice half an inch thick on the oars .
.
.
.
The next day was colder still.
I was out in the yawl twice,
and then we got through,
but the infernal steamboat came near running over us .
.
.
.
The
“Maria Denning”
was aground at the head of the island;
they hailed us;
we ran alongside,
and they hoisted us in and thawed us out.
We had been out in the yawl from four in the morning until half-past nine without being near a fire.
There was a thick coating of ice over men and yawl,
ropes,
and everything,
and we looked like rock-candy statuary.
He was at the right age
to enjoy such adventures,
and
to feel a pride in them.
In the same letter he tells how he found on the
“Pennsylvania”
a small clerkship
for his brother Henry,
who was now nearly twenty,
a handsome,
gentle boy of whom Sam was lavishly fond and proud.
The young pilot was eager
to have Henry
with him--to see him started in life.
How little he dreamed what sorrow would come of his well-meant efforts in the lad's behalf! Yet he always believed,
later,
that he had a warning,
for one night at the end of May,
in St. Louis,
he had a vivid dream,
which time would presently fulfil.
An incident now occurred on the
“Pennsylvania”
that closed Samuel Clemens's career on that boat.
It was the down trip,
and the boat was in Eagle Bend when Henry Clemens appeared on the hurricane deck
with an announcement from the captain of a landing a little lower down.
Brown,
who would never own that he was rather deaf,
probably misunderstood the order.
They were passing the landing when the captain appeared on the deck.
"Didn't Henry tell you
to land here?”
he called
to Brown.
"No,
sir.”
Captain Klinefelter turned
to Sam.
"Didn't you hear him?”
"Yes,
sir!”
Brown said:
"Shut your mouth! You never heard anything of the kind!”
Henry appeared,
not suspecting any trouble.
Brown said,
fiercely,
"Here,
why didn't you tell me we had got
to land at that plantation?”
"I did tell you,
Mr. Brown,”
Henry said,
politely.
"It's a lie!”
Sam Clemens could stand Brown's abuse of himself,
but not of Henry.
He said:
"You lie yourself.
He did tell you!”
For a cub pilot
to defy his chief was unheard of.
Brown was dazed,
then he shouted:
"I'll attend
to your case in half a minute!”
And
to Henry,
"Get out of here!”
Henry had started when Brown seized him by the collar and struck him in the face.
An instant later Sam was upon Brown
with a heavy stool and stretched him on the floor.
Then all the repressed fury of months broke loose;
and,
leaping upon Brown and holding him down
with his knees,
Samuel Clemens pounded the tyrant
with his fists till his strength gave out.
He let Brown go then,
and the latter,
with pilot instinct,
sprang
to the wheel,
for the boat was drifting.
Seeing she was safe,
he seized a spy-glass as a weapon and ordered his chastiser out of the pilot-house.
But Sam lingered.
He had become very calm,
and he openly corrected Brown's English.
"Don't give me none of your airs!”
yelled Brown.
"I ain't goin’
to stand nothin’
more from you!”
"You should say,
`Don't give me any of your airs,'“
Sam said,
sweetly,
"and the last half of your sentence almost defies correction.”
A group of passengers and white-aproned servants,
assembled on the deck forward,
applauded the victor.
Sam went down
to find Captain Klinefelter.
He expected
to be put in irons,
for it was thought
to be mutiny
to strike a pilot.
The captain took Sam into his private room and made some inquiries.
Mark Twain,
in the
“Mississippi”
boot remembers them as follows:
"Did you strike him first?”
Captain Klinefelter asked.
"Yes,
sir.”
"What with?”
"A stool,
sir.”
"Hard?”
"Middling,
sir.”
"Did it knock him down?”
"He--he fell,
sir.”
"Did you follow it up?
Did you do anything further?”
"Yes,
sir.”
"What did you do?”
"Pounded him,
sir.”
"Pounded him?”
"Yes,
sir.”
"Did you pound him much--that is,
severely?”
"One might call it that,
sir,
maybe.”
"I am mighty glad of it! Hark ye--never mention that I said that! You have been guilty of a great crime;
and don't ever be guilty of it again on this boat,
but--lay
for him ashore! Give him a good,
sound thrashing,
do you hear?
I'll pay the expenses.”
In a letter which Samuel Clemens wrote
to Orion's wife,
immediately after this incident,
he gives the details of the encounter
with Brown and speaks of Captain Klinefelter's approval.[4] Brown declared he would leave the boat at New Orleans if Sam Clemens remained on it,
and the captain told him
to go,
offering
to let Sam himself run the daylight watches back
to St. Louis,
thus showing his faith in the young steersman.
The
“cub,”
however,
had less confidence,
and advised that Brown be kept
for the up trip,
saying he would follow by the next boat.
It was a decision that probably saved his life.
That night,
watching on the levee,
Henry joined him,
when his own duties were finished,
and the brothers made the round together.
It may have been some memory of his dream that made Samuel Clemens say:
"Henry,
in case of accident,
whatever you do,
don't lose your head--the passengers will do that.
Rush
for the hurricane-deck and
to the life- boat,
and obey the mate's orders.
When the boat is launched,
help the women and children into it.
Don't get in yourself.
The river is only a mile wide.
You can swim ashore easily enough.”
It was good,
manly advice,
but a long grief lay behind it.
[4] In the Mississippi book the author says that Brown was about
to strike Henry
with a lump of coal,
but in the letter above mentioned the details are as here given.
XV.
THE WRECK OF THE
“PENNSYLVANIA”
The
“A.
T.
Lacy,”
that brought Samuel Clemens up the river,
was two days behind the
“Pennsylvania.”
At Greenville,
Mississippi,
a voice from the landing shouted
“The
“Pennsylvania”
is blown up just below Memphis,
at Ship Island.
One hundred and fifty lives lost!”
It proved a true report.
At six o'clock that warm mid-June morning,
while loading wood,
sixty miles below Memphis,
four out of eight of the Pennsylvania's boilers had suddenly exploded,
with fearful results.
Henry Clemens had been one of the victiMs. He had started
to swim
for the shore,
only a few hundred yards away,
but had turned back
to assist in the rescue of others.
What followed could not be clearly learned.
He was terribly injured,
and died on the fourth night after the catastrophe.
His brother was
with him by that time,
and believed he recognized the exact fulfilment of his dream.
The young pilot's grief was very great.
In a letter home he spoke of the dying boy as
“My darling,
my pride,
my glory,
my all.”
His heavy sorrow,
and the fact that
with unsparing self-blame he held himself in a measure responsible
for his brother's tragic death,
saddened his early life.
His early gaiety came back,
but his face had taken on the serious,
pathetic look which from that time it always wore in repose.
Less than twenty- three,
he had suddenly the look of thirty,
and while Samuel Clemens in spirit,
temperament,
and features never would become really old,
neither would he ever look really young again.
He returned
to the river as steersman
for George Ealer,
whom he loved,
and in September of that year obtained a full license as Mississippi River pilot from St. Louis
to New Orleans.
In eighteen months he had packed away in his head all those wearisome details and acquired that confidence that made him one of the elect.
He knew every snag and bank and dead tree and depth in all those endless miles of shifting current,
every cut-off and crossing.
He could read the surface of the water by day,
he could smell danger in the dark.
To the writer of these chapters,
Horace Bixby said:
"In a year and a half from the time he came
to the river,
Sam was not only a pilot,
but a good one.
Sam was a fine pilot,
and in a day when piloting on the Mississippi required a great deal more brains and skill and application than it does now.
There were no signal-lights along the shore in those days,
and no search-lights on the vessels;
everything was blind;
and on a dark,
misty night,
in a river full of snags and shifting sandbars and changing shores,
a pilot's judgment had
to be founded on absolute certainty.”
Bixby had returned from the Missouri by the time his pupil's license was issued,
and promptly took him as full partner on the
“Crescent City,”
and later on a fine new boat,
the
“New Falls City.”
Still later,
they appear
to have been together on a very large boat,
the
“City of Memphis,”
and again on the
“Alonzo Child.”
XVI.
THE PILOT
for Samuel Clemens these were happy days--the happiest,
in some respects,
he would ever know.
He had plenty of money now.
He could help his mother
with a liberal hand,
and could put away fully a hundred dollars a month
for himself.
He had few cares,
and he loved the ease and romance and independence of his work as he would never quite love anything again.
His popularity on the river was very great.
His humorous stories and quaint speech made a crowd collect wherever he appeared.
There were pilot-association rooms in St. Louis and New Orleans,
and his appearance at one of these places was a signal
for the members
to gather.
A friend of those days writes:
"He was much given
to spinning yarns so funny that his hearers were convulsed,
and yet all the time his own face was perfectly sober.
Occasionally some of his droll yarns got into the papers.
He may have written them himself.”
Another old river-man remembers how,
one day,
at the association,
they were talking of presence of mind in an accident,
when Pilot Clemens said:
"Boys,
I had great presence of mind once.
It was at a fire.
An old man leaned out of a four-story building,
calling
for help.
Everybody in the crowd below looked up,
but nobody did anything.
The ladders weren't long enough.
Nobody had any presence of mind--nobody but me.
I came
to the rescue.
I yelled
for a rope.
When it came I threw the old man the end of it.
He caught it,
and I told him
to tie it around his waist.
He did so,
and I pulled him down.”
This was a story that found its way into print,
probably his own contribution.
"Sam was always scribbling when not at the wheel,”
said Bixby,
"but the best thing he ever did was the burlesque of old Isaiah Sellers.
He didn't write it
for print,
but only
for his own amusement and
to show
to a few of the boys.
Bart Bowen,
who was
with him on the
“Edward J.
Gay”
at the time,
got hold of it,
and gave it
to one of the New Orleans papers.”
The burlesque on Captain Sellers would be of little importance if it were not
for its association
with the origin,
or,
at least,
with the originator,
of what is probably the best known of literary names--the name Mark Twain.
This strong,
happy title--a river term indicating a depth of two fathoms on the sounding-line--was first used by the old pilot,
Isaiah Sellers,
who was a sort of
“oldest inhabitant”
of the river,
with a passion
for airing his ancient knowledge before the younger men.
Sellers used
to send paragraphs
to the papers,
quaint and rather egotistical in tone,
usually beginning,
"My opinion
for the citizens of New Orleans,”
etc.,
prophesying river conditions and recalling memories as far back as 1811.
These he generally signed
“Mark Twain.”
Naturally,
the younger pilots amused themselves by imitating Sellers,
and when Sam Clemens wrote abroad burlesque of the old man's contributions,
relating a perfectly impossible trip,
supposed
to have been made in 1763
with a Chinese captain and a Choctaw crew,
it was regarded as a masterpiece of wit.
It appeared in the
“True Delta”
in May,
1859,
and broke Captain Sellers's literary heart.
He never wrote another paragraph.
Clemens always regretted the whole matter deeply,
and his own revival of the name afterward was a sort of tribute
to the old man he had thoughtlessly and unintentionally wounded.
Old pilots of that day remembered Samuel Clemens as a slender,
fine- looking man,
well dressed,
even dandified,
generally wearing blue serge,
with fancy shirts,
white duck trousers,
and patent-leather shoes.
A pilot could do that,
for his surroundings were speckless.
The pilots regarded him as a great reader--a student of history,
travels,
and the sciences.
In the association rooms they often saw him poring over serious books.
He began the study of French one day in New Orleans,
when he had passed a school of languages where French,
German,
and Italian were taught,
one in each of three rooMs. The price vas twenty- five dollars
for one language,
or three
for fifty.
The student was provided
with a set of conversation cards
for each,
and was supposed
to walk from one apartment
to another,
changing his nationality at each threshold.
The young pilot,
with his usual enthusiasm,
invested in all three languages,
but after a few round trips decided that French would do.
He did not return
to the school,
but kept the cards and added text- books.
He studied faithfully when off watch and in port,
and his old river note-book,
still preserved,
contains a number of advanced exercises,
neatly written out.
Still more interesting are the river notes themselves.
They are not the timid,
hesitating memoranda of the
“little book”
which,
by Bixby's advice,
he bought
for his first trip.
They are quick,
vigorous records that show confidence and knowledge.
Under the head of
“Second high-water trip--Jan.,
1861
“Alonzo Child,”
the notes tell the story of a rising river,
with overflowing banks,
blind passages,
and cut-offs--a new river,
in fact,
that must be judged by a perfect knowledge of the old--guessed,
but guessed right.
Good deal of water all over Cole's Creek Chute,
12 or 15 ft.
bank--could have gone up above General Taylor's--too much drift .
.
.
.
Night--didn't run either 77 or 76 towheads--8-ft.
bank on main shore Ozark chute.
To the reader to-day it means little enough,
but one may imagine,
perhaps,
a mile-wide sweep of boiling water,
full of drift,
shifting currents
with newly forming bars,
and a lone figure in the dark pilot- house,
peering into the night
for blind and disappearing landmarks.
But such nights were not all there was of piloting.
There were glorious nights when the stars were blazing out,
and the moon was on the water,
and the young pilot could follow a clear channel and dream long dreaMs. He was very serious at such times--he reviewed the world's history he had read,
he speculated on the future,
he considered philosophies,
he lost himself in a study of the stars.
Mark Twain's love of astronomy,
which never waned until his last day,
began
with those lonely river watches.
Once a great comet blazed in the sky,
a
“wonderful sheaf of light,”
and glorified his long hours at the wheel.
Samuel Clemens was now twenty-five,
full of health and strong in his courage.
In the old notebook there remains a well-worn clipping,
the words of some unknown writer,
which he may have kept as a sort of creed:
HOW
to TAKE LIFE.--Take it just as though it was--as it is--an earnest,
vital,
and important affair.
Take it as though you were born
to the task of performing a merry part in it--as though the world had awaited
for your coming.
Take it as though it was a grand opportunity
to do and achieve,
to carry forward great and good schemes
to help and cheer a suffering,
weary,
it may be heartbroken,
brother.
Now and then a man stands aside from the crowd,
labors earnestly,
steadfastly,
confidently,
and straightway becomes famous
for wisdom,
intellect,
skill,
greatness of some sort.
The world wonders,
admires,
idolizes,
and it only illustrates what others may do if they take hold of life
with a purpose.
The miracle,
or the power that elevates the few,
is
to be found in their industry,
application,
and perseverance under the promptings of a brave,
determined spirit.
Bixby and Clemens were together that winter on the
“Child,”
and were the closest friends.
Once the young pilot invited his mother
to make the trip
to New Orleans,
and the river journey and a long drive about the beautiful Southern city filled Jane Clemens
with wonder and delight.
She no longer shad any doubts of Sam.
He had long since become the head of the family.
She felt called upon
to lecture him,
now and then,
but down in her heart she believed that he could really do no wrong.
They joked each other unmercifully,
and her wit,
never at a loss,
was quite as keen as his.
XVII.
THE END OF PILOTING When one remembers how much Samuel Clemens loved the river,
and how perfectly he seemed suited
to the ease and romance of the pilot-life,
one is almost tempted
to regret that it should so soon have come
to an end.
Those trips of early
‘61,
which the old note-book records,
were the last he would ever make.
The golden days of Mississippi steam-boating were growing few.
Nobody,
however,
seemed
to suspect it.
Even a celebrated fortune-teller in New Orleans,
whom the young pilot one day consulted as
to his future,
did not mention the great upheaval then close at hand.
She told him quite remarkable things,
and gave him some excellent advice,
but though this was February,
1861,
she failed
to make any mention of the Civil War! Yet,
a month later,
Abraham Lincoln was inaugurated and trouble was in the air.
Then in April Fort Sumter was fired upon and the war had come.
It was a feverish time among the pilots.
Some were
for the Union--others would go
with the Confederacy.
Horace Bixby stood
for the North,
and in time was chief of the Union river-service.
A pilot named Montgomery
(Clemens had once steered
for him)
went
with the South and by and by commanded the Confederate Mississippi fleet.
In the beginning a good many were not clear as
to their opinions.
Living both North and South,
as they did,
they divided their sympathies.
Samuel Clemens was thoughtful,
and far from bloodthirsty.
A pilothouse,
so fine and showy in times of peace,
seemed a poor place
to be in when fighting was going on.
He would consider the matter.
"I am not anxious
to get up into a glass perch and be shot at by either side,”
he said.
"I'll go home and reflect.”
He went up the river as a passenger on a steamer named the
“Uncle Sam.”
Zeb Leavenworth,
formerly of the
“John J.
Roe,”
was one of the pilots,
and Clemens usually stood the watch
with him.
At Memphis they barely escaped the blockade.
At Cairo they saw soldiers drilling--troops later commanded by Grant.
The
“Uncle Sam”
came steaming up
to St. Louis,
glad
to have slipped through safely.
They were not quite through,
however.
Abreast of Jefferson Barracks they heard the boom of a cannon,
and a great ring of smoke drifted in their direction.
They did not recognize it as a thunderous
“Halt!”
and kept on.
Less than a minute later,
a shell exploded directly in front of the pilot-house,
breaking a lot of glass and damaging the decoration.
Zeb Leavenworth tumbled into a corner.
"Gee-mighty,
Sam!”
he said.
"What do they mean by that?”
Clemens stepped from the visitors’
bench
to the wheel and brought the boat around.
"I guess--they want us--to wait a minute--Zeb,”
he said.
They were examined and passed.
It was the last steamboat
to make the trip through from New Orleans
to St. Louis.
Mark Twain's pilot days were over.
He would have grieved had he known this fact.
"I loved the profession far better than any I have followed since,”
he long afterward declared,
"and I took a measureless pride in it.”
At the time,
like many others,
he expected the war
to be brief,
and his life
to be only temporarily interrupted.
Within a year,
certainly,
he would be back in the pilot-house.
Meantime the war must be settled;
he would go up
to Hannibal
to see about it.
XVIII.
THE SOLDIER When he reached Hannibal,
Samuel Clemens found a very mixed condition of affairs.
The country was in an uproar of war preparation;
in a border State there was a confusion of sympathies,
with much ignorance as
to what it was all about.
Any number of young men were eager
to enlist
for a brief camping-out expedition,
and small private companies were formed,
composed about half-and-half of Union and Confederate men,
as it turned out later.
Missouri,
meantime,
had allied herself
with the South,
and Samuel Clemens,
on his arrival in Hannibal,
decided that,
like Lee,
he would go
with his State.
Old friends,
who were getting up a company
“to help Governor `Claib’
Jackson repel the invader,”
offered him a lieutenancy if he would join.
It was not a big company;
it had only about a dozen members,
most of whom had been schoolmates,
some of them fellow-pilots,
and Sam Clemens was needed
to make it complete.
It was just another Tom Sawyer band,
and they met in a secret place above Bear Creek Hill and planned how they would sell their lives on the field of glory,
just as years before fierce raids had been arranged on peach-orchards and melon- patches.
Secrecy was necessary,
for the Union militia had a habit of coming over from Illinois and arresting suspicious armies on sight.
It would humiliate the finest army in the world
to spend a night or two in the calaboose.
So they met secretly at night,
and one mysterious evening they called on girls who either were their sweethearts or were pretending
to be
for the occasion,
and when the time came
for good-by the girls were invited to
“walk through the pickets”
with them,
though the girls didn't notice any pickets,
because the pickets were calling on their girls,
too,
and were a little late getting
to their posts.
That night they marched,
through brush and vines,
because the highroad was thought
to be dangerous,
and next morning arrived at the home of Colonel Ralls,
of Ralls County,
who had the army form in dress parade and made it a speech and gave it a hot breakfast in good Southern style.
Then he sent out
to Col.
Bill Splawn and Farmer Nuck Matson a requisition
for supplies that would convert this body of infantry into cavalry-- rough-riders of that early day.
The community did not wish
to keep an army on its hands,
and were willing
to send it along by such means as they could spare handily.
When the outfitting was complete,
Lieutenant Samuel Clemens,
mounted on a small yellow mule whose tail had been trimmed in the paint-brush pattern then much worn by mules,
and surrounded by variously attached articles--such as an extra pair of cowhide boots,
a pair of gray blankets,
a home-made quilt,
a frying-pan,
a carpet-sack,
a small valise,
an overcoat,
an old-fashioned Kentucky rifle,
twenty yards of rope,
and an umbrella--was a fair sample of the brigade.
An army like that,
to enjoy itself,
ought
to go into camp;
so it went over
to Salt River,
near the town of Florida,
and took up headquarters in a big log stable.
Somebody suggested that an army ought
to have its hair cut,
so that in a hand-to-hand conflict the enemy could not get hold of it.
There was a pair of sheep-shears in the stable,
and Private Tom Lyons acted as barber.
They were not sharp shears,
and a group of little darkies gathered from the farm
to enjoy the torture.
Regular elections were now held--all officers,
down
to sergeants and orderlies,
being officially chosen.
There were only three privates,
and you couldn't tell them from officers.
The discipline in that army was very bad.
It became worse soon.
Pouring rain set in.
Salt River rose and overflowed the bottoMs. Men ordered on picket duty climbed up into the stable-loft and went
to bed.
Twice,
on black,
drenching nights,
word came from the farmhouse that the enemy,
commanded by a certain Col.
Ulysses Grant,
was in the neighborhood,
and the Hannibal division went hastily slopping through mud and brush in the other direction,
dragging wearily back when the alarm was over.
Military ardor was bound
to cool under such treatment.
Then Lieutenant Clemens developed a very severe boil,
and was obliged
to lie most of the day on some hay in a horse- trough,
where he spent his time denouncing the war and the mistaken souls who had invented it.
When word that
“General”
Tom Harris,
commander of the district--formerly telegraph-operator in Hannibal--was at a near-by farm-house,
living on the fat of the land,
the army broke camp without further ceremony.
Halfway there they met General Harris,
who ordered them back
to quarters.
They called him familiarly
“Tom,”
and told him they were through
with that camp forever.
He begged them,
but it was no use.
A little farther on they stopped at a farm-house
for supplies.
A tall,
bony woman came
to the door.
"You're Secesh,
ain't you?”
Lieutenant Clemens said:
"We are,
madam,
defenders of the noble cause,
and we should like
to buy a few provisions.”
The request seemed
to inflame her.
"Provisions!”
she screamed.
"Provisions
for Secesh,
and my husband a colonel in the Union Army.
You get out of here!”
She reached
for a hickory hoop-pole [5] that stood by the door,
and the army moved on.
When they reached the home of Col.
Bill Splawn it was night and the family had gone
to bed.
So the hungry army camped in the barn-yard and crept into the hay-loft
to sleep.
Presently somebody yelled
“Fire!”
One of the boys had been smoking and had ignited the hay.
Lieutenant Clemens,
suddenly wakened,
made a quick rotary movement away from the blaze,
and rolled out of a big hay-window into the barn-yard below.
The rest of the brigade seized the burning hay and pitched it out of the same window.
The lieutenant had sprained his ankle when he struck,
and his boil was still painful,
but the burning hay cured him--
for the moment.
He made a spring from under it;
then,
noticing that the rest of the army,
now that the fire was out,
seemed
to think his performance amusing,
he rose up and expressed himself concerning the war,
and military life,
and the human race in general.
They helped him in,
then,
for his ankle was swelling badly.
In the morning,
Colonel Splawn gave the army a good breakfast,
and it moved on.
Lieutenant Clemens,
however,
did not get farther than Farmer Nuck Matson's.
He was in a high fever by that time from his injured ankle,
and Mrs. Matson put him
to bed.
So the army left him,
and presently disbanded.
Some enlisted in the regular service,
North or South,
according
to preference.
Properly officered and disciplined,
that
“Tom Sawyer”
band would have made as good soldiers as any.
Lieutenant Clemens did not enlist again.
When he was able
to walk,
he went
to visit Orion in Keokuk.
Orion was a Union Abolitionist,
but there would be no unpleasantness on that account.
Samuel Clemens was beginning
to have leanings in that direction himself.
[5] In an earlier day,
barrel hoops were made of small hickory trees,
split and shaved.
The hoop-pole was a very familiar article of commerce,
and of household defense.
XIX.
THE PIONEER He arrived in Keokuk at what seemed a lucky moment.
Through Edward Bates,
a member of Lincoln's Cabinet,
Orion Clemens had received an appointment as territorial secretary of Nevada,
and only needed the money
to carry him
to the seat of his office at Carson City.
Out of his pilot's salary his brother had saved more than enough
for the journey,
and was willing
to pay both their fares and go along as private secretary
to Orion,
whose position promised something in the way of adventure and a possible opportunity
for making a fortune.
The brothers went at once
to St. Louis
for final leave-taking,
and there took boat for
“St.
Jo,”
Missouri,
terminus of the great Overland Stage Route.
They paid one hundred and fifty dollars each
for their passage,
and about the end of July,
1861,
set out on that long,
delightful trip,
behind sixteen galloping horses,
never stopping except
for meals or
to change teams,
heading steadily into the sunset over the billowy plains and snow-clad Rockies,
covering the seventeen hundred miles between St. Jo and Carson City in nineteen glorious days.
But one must read Mark Twain's
“Roughing It”
for the story of that long- ago trip--the joy and wonder of it,
and the inspiration.
"Even at this day,”
he writes,
"it thrills me through and through
to think of the life,
the gladness,
and the wild sense of freedom that used
to make the blood dance in my face on those fine overland mornings.”
It was a hot dusty,
August day when they arrived,
dusty,
unshaven,
and weather-beaten,
and Samuel Clemens's life as a frontiersman began.
Carson City,
the capital of Nevada,
was a wooden town
with an assorted population of two thousand souls.
The mining excitement was at its height and had brought together the drift of every race.
The Clemens brothers took up lodgings
with a genial Irishwoman,
the Mrs. O'Flannigan of
“Roughing It,”
and Orion established himself in a modest office,
for there was no capitol building as yet,
no government headquarters.
Orion could do all the work,
and Samuel Clemens,
finding neither duties nor salary attached
to his position,
gave himself up
to the study of the life about him,
and
to the enjoyment of the freedom of the frontier.
Presently he had a following of friends who loved his quaint manner of speech and his yarns.
On cool nights they would collect about Orion's office-stove,
and he would tell stories in the wonderful way that one day would delight the world.
Within a brief time Sam Clemens
(he was always
“Sam”
to the pioneers)
was the most notable figure on the Carson streets.
His great,
bushy head of auburn hair,
has piercing,
twinkling eyes,
his loose,
lounging walk,
his careless disorder of dress invited a second look,
even from strangers.
From a river dandy he had become the roughest-clad of pioneers--rusty slouch hat,
flannel shirt,
coarse trousers slopping half in and half out of heavy cowhide boots,
this was his make-up.
Energetic citizens did not prophesy success
for him.
Often they saw him leaning against an awning support,
staring drowsily at the motley human procession,
for as much as an hour at a time.
Certainly that could not be profitable.
But they did like
to hear him talk.
He did not catch the mining fever at once.
He was interested first in the riches that he could see.
Among these was the timber-land around Lake Bigler
(now Tahoe)--splendid acres,
to be had
for the asking.
The lake itself was beautifully situated.
With an Ohio boy,
John Kinney,
he made an excursion afoot
to Tahoe,
a trip described in one of the best chapters of
“Roughing It.”
They staked out a timber claim and pretended
to fence it and
to build a house,
but their chief employment was loafing in the quiet luxury of the great woods or drifting in a boat on the transparent water.
They did not sleep in the house.
In
“Roughing It”
he says:
"It never occurred
to us,
for one thing;
and,
besides,
it was built
to hold the ground,
and that was enough.
We did not wish
to strain it.”
They made their camp-fires on the borders of the lake,
and one evening it got away from them,
fired the forest,
and destroyed their fences and habitation.
In a letter home he describes this fire in a fine,
vivid way.
At one place he says:
"The level ranks of flame were relieved at intervals by the standard- bearers,
as we called the tall dead trees,
wrapped in fire,
and waving their blazing banners a hundred feet in the air.
Then we could turn from the scene
to the lake,
and see every branch and leaf and cataract of flame upon its banks perfectly reflected,
as in a gleaming,
fiery mirror.”
He was acquiring the literary vision and touch.
The description of this same fire in
“Roughing It,”
written ten years later,
is scarcely more vivid.
Most of his letters home at this time tell of glowing prospects--the certainty of fortune ahead.
The fever of the frontier is in them.
Once,
to Pamela Moffett,
he wrote:
"Orion and I have enough confidence in this country
to think that,
if the war lets us alone,
we can make Mr. Moffett rich without its ever costing him a cent or a particle of trouble.”
From the same letter we gather that the brothers are now somewhat interested in mining claims:
"We have about 1,650 feet of mining-ground,
and,
if it proves good,
Mr. Moffett's name will go in;
and if not,
I can get
‘feet’
for him in the spring.”
This was written about the end of October.
Two months later,
in midwinter,
the mining fever came upon him
with full force.
XX.
THE MINER The wonder is that Samuel Clemens,
always speculative and visionary,
had not fallen an earlier victim.
Everywhere one heard stories of sudden fortune--of men who had gone
to bed paupers and awakened millionaires.
New and fabulous finds were reported daily.
Cart-loads of bricks--silver and gold bricks--drove through the Carson streets.
Then suddenly from the newly opened Humboldt region came the wildest reports.
The mountains there were said
to be stuffed
with gold.
A correspondent of the
“Territorial Enterprise”
was unable
to find words
to picture the riches of the Humboldt mines.
The air
for Samuel Clemens began
to shimmer.
Fortune was waiting
to be gathered in a basket.
He joined the first expedition
for Humboldt--in fact,
helped
to organize it.
In
“Roughing It”
he says:
"Hurry was the word! We wasted no time.
Our party consisted of four persons--a blacksmith sixty years of age,
two young lawyers,
and myself.
We bought a wagon and two miserable old horses.
We put eighteen hundred pounds of provisions and mining-tools in the wagon and drove out of Carson on a chilly December afternoon..”
The two young lawyers were W.
H.
Clagget,
whom Clemens had known in Keokuk,
and A.
W.
Oliver,
called Oliphant in
“Roughing It.”
The blacksmith was named Tillou
(Ballou in
“Roughing It"),
a sturdy,
honest man
with a knowledge of mining and the repair of tools.
There were also two dogs in the party--a curly-tailed mongrel and a young hound.
The horses were the weak feature of the expedition.
It was two hundred miles
to Humboldt,
mostly across sand.
The miners rode only a little way,
then got out
to lighten the load.
Later they pushed.
Then it began
to snow,
also
to blow,
and the air became filled
with whirling clouds of snow and sand.
On and on they pushed and groaned,
sustained by the knowledge that they must arrive some time,
when right away they would be millionaires and all their troubles would be over.
The nights were better.
The wind went down and they made a camp-fire in the shelter of the wagon,
cooked their bacon,
crept under blankets
with the dogs
to warm them,
and Sam Clemens spun yarns till they fell asleep.
There had been an Indian war,
and occasionally they passed the charred ruin of a cabin and new graves.
By and by they came
to that deadly waste known as the Alkali Desert,
strewn
with the carcasses of dead beasts and
with the heavy articles discarded by emigrants in their eagerness
to reach water.
All day and night they pushed through that choking,
waterless plain
to reach camp on the other side.
When they arrived at three in the morning,
they dropped down exhausted.
Judge Oliver,
the last survivor of the party,
in a letter
to the writer of these chapters,
said:
"The sun was high in the heavens when we were aroused from our sleep by a yelling band of Piute warriors.
We were upon our feet in an instant.
The picture of burning cabins and the lonely graves we had passed was in our minds.
Our scalps were still our own,
and not dangling from the belts of our visitors.
Sam pulled himself together,
put his hand on his head,
as if
to make sure he had not been scalped,
and,
with his inimitable drawl,
said
‘Boys,
they have left us our scalps.
Let us give them all the flour and sugar they ask for.’
And we did give them a good supply,
for we were grateful.”
The Indians left them unharmed,
and the prospective millionaires moved on.
Across that two hundred miles
to the Humboldt country they pushed,
arriving at the little camp of Unionville at the end of eleven weary days.
In
“Roughing It”
Mark Twain has told us of Unionville and the mining experience there.
Their cabin was a three-sided affair
with a cotton roof.
Stones rolled down the mountainside on them;
also,
the author says,
a mule and a cow.
The author could not gather fortune in a basket,
as he had dreamed.
Masses of gold and silver were not lying about.
He gathered a back-load of yellow,
glittering specimens,
but they proved worthless.
Gold in the rough did not glitter,
and was not yellow.
Tillou instructed the others in prospecting,
and they went
to work
with pick and shovel--then
with drill and blasting-powder.
The prospect of immediately becoming millionaires vanished.
"One week of this satisfied me.
I resigned,”
is Mark Twain's brief comment.
The Humboldt reports had been exaggerated.
The Clemens-Clagget-Oliver- Tillou millionaire combination soon surrendered its claiMs. Clemens and Tillou set out
for Carson City
with a Prussian named Pfersdorff,
who nearly got them drowned and got them completely lost in the snow before they arrived there.
Oliver and Clagget remained in Unionville,
began law practice,
and were elected
to office.
It is not known what became of the wagon and horses and the two dogs.
It was the end of January when our miner returned
to Carson.
He was not discouraged--far from it.
He believed he had learned something that would be useful
to him in a camp where mines were a reality.
Within a few weeks from his return we find him at Aurora,
in the Esmeralda region,
on the edge of California.
It was here that the Clemens brothers owned the 1,650 feet formerly mentioned.
He had came down
to work it.
It was the dead of winter,
but he was full of enthusiasm,
confident of a fortune by early summer.
To Pamela he wrote:
"I expect
to return
to St. Louis in July--per steamer.
I don't say that I will return then,
or that I shall be able
to do it--but I expect to--you bet .
.
.
.
If nothing goes wrong,
we'll strike the ledge in June.”
He was trying
to be conservative,
and further along he cautions his sister not
to get excited.
"Don't you know I have only talked as yet,
but proved nothing?
Don't you know I have never held in my hands a gold or silver bar that belonged
to me?
Don't you know that people who always feel jolly,
no matter where they are or what happens
to them--who have the organ of hope preposterously developed--who are endowed
with an uncongealable,
sanguine temperament--who never feel concerned about the price of corn--and who cannot,
by any possibility,
discover any but the bright side of a picture--are very apt
to go
to extremes and exaggerate
with a 40-horse microscopic power?
"But-but-- In the bright lexicon of youth,
There is no such word as fail,
and I'll prove it.”
Whereupon he soars again,
adding page after page full of glowing expectations and plans such as belong only
with speculation in treasures buried in the ground--a very difficult place,
indeed,
to find them.
His money was about exhausted by this time,
and funds
to work the mining claims must come out of Orion's rather modest salary.
The brothers owned all claims in partnership,
and it was now the part of
“Brother Sam”
to do the active work.
He hated the hard picking and prying and blasting into the flinty ledges,
but the fever drove him on.
He camped
with a young man named Phillips at first,
and,
later on,
with an experienced miner,
Calvin H.
Higbie,
to whom
“Roughing It”
would one day be dedicated.
They lived in a tiny cabin
with a cotton roof,
and around their rusty stove they would paw over their specimens and figure the fortune that their mines would be worth in the spring.
Food ran low,
money gave out almost entirely,
but they did not give up.
When it was stormy and they could not dig,
and the ex-pilot was in a talkative vein,
he would sit astride the bunk and distribute
to his hearers riches more valuable than any they would dig from the Esmeralda hills.
At other times he did not talk at all,
but sat in a corner and wrote.
They thought he was writing home;
they did not know that he was
“literary.”
Some of his home letters had found their way into a Keokuk paper and had come back
to Orion,
who had shown them
to an assistant on the
“Territorial Enterprise,”
of Virginia City.
The
“Enterprise”
man had caused one of them
to be reprinted,
and this had encouraged its author
to send something
to the paper direct.
He signed these contributions
“Josh,”
and one told of:
"An old,
old horse whose name was Methusalem,
Took him down and sold him in Jerusalem,
A long time ago.”
He received no pay
for these offerings and expected none.
He considered them of no value.
If any one had told him that he was knocking at the door of the house of fame,
however feebly,
he would have doubted that person's judgment or sincerity.
His letters
to Orion,
in Carson City,
were hasty compositions,
reporting progress and progress,
or calling
for remittances
to keep the work going.
On April 13,
he wrote:
"Work not begun on the Horatio and Derby--haven't seen it yet.
It is still in the snow.
Shall begin on it within three or four weeks-- strike the ledge in July.”
Again,
later in the month:
"I have been at work all day,
blasting and digging in one of our new claims,
'Dashaway,’
which I don't think a great deal of,
but which I am willing
to try.
We are down now ten or twelve feet.”
It must have been disheartening work,
picking away at the flinty ledges.
There is no further mention of the
“Dashaway,”
but we hear of the
“Flyaway,”
the
“Annipolitan,”
the
“Live Yankee,”
and of many another,
each of which holds out a beacon of hope
for a brief moment,
then passes from notice forever.
Still,
he was not discouraged.
Once he wrote:
"I am a citizen here and I am satisfied,
though
‘Ratio and I are
‘strapped’
and we haven't three days’
rations in the house.
I shall work the
“Monitor”
and the other claims
with my own hands.
"The pick and shovel are the only claims I have confidence in now,”
he wrote,
later;
"my back is sore and my hands are blistered
with handling them to-day.”
His letters began
to take on a weary tone.
Once in midsummer he wrote that it was still snowing up there in the hills,
and added,
"It always snows here I expect.
If we strike it rich,
I've lost my guess,
that's all.”
And the final heartsick line,
"Don't you suppose they have pretty much quit writing at home?”
In time he went
to work in a quartz-mill at ten dollars a week,
though it was not entirely
for the money,
as in
“Roughing It”
he would have us believe.
Samuel Clemens learned thoroughly what he undertook,
and he proposed
to master the science of mining.
From Phillips and Higbie he had learned what there was
to know about prospecting.
He went
to the mill
to learn refining,
so that,
when his claims developed,
he could establish a mill and personally superintend the work.
His stay was brief.
He contracted a severe cold and came near getting poisoned by the chemicals.
Recovering,
he went
with Higbie
for an outing
to Mono Lake,
a ghastly,
lifeless alkali sea among the hills,
vividly described in
“Roughing It.”
At another time he went
with Higbie on a walking trip
to the Yosemite,
where they camped and fished undisturbed,
for in those days few human beings came
to that far isolation.
Discouragement did not reach them there--amid that vast grandeur and quiet the quest
for gold hardly seemed worth while.
Now and again that summer he went alone into the wilderness
to find his balance and
to get entirely away from humankind.
In
“Roughing It”
Mark Twain tells the story of ho« he and Higbie finally located a
“blind lead,”
which made them really millionaires,
until they forfeited their claim through the sharp practice of some rival miners and their own neglect.
It is true that the
“Wide West”
claim was forfeited in some such manner,
but the size of the loss was magnified in
“Roughing It,”
to make a good story.
There was never a fortune in
“Wide West,”
except the one sunk in it by its final owners.
The story as told in
“Roughing It”
is a tale of what might have happened,
and ends the author's days in the mines
with a good story-book touch.
The mining career of Samuel Clemens really came
to a close gradually,
and
with no showy climax.
He fought hard and surrendered little by little,
without owning,
even
to the end,
that he was surrendering at all.
It was the gift of resolution that all his life would make his defeats long and costly--his victories supreme.
By the end of July the money situation in the Aurora camp was getting desperate.
Orion's depleted salary would no longer pay
for food,
tools,
and blasting-powder,
and the miner began
to cast about far means
to earn an additional sum,
however small.
The
“Josh”
letters
to the
“Enterprise”
had awakened interest as
to their author,
and Orion had not failed
to let
“Josh's”
identity be known.
The result had been that here and there a coast paper had invited contributions and even suggested payment.
A letter written by the Aurora miner at the end of July tells this part of the story:
"My debts are greater than I thought
for .
.
.
.
The fact is,
I must have something
to do,
and that shortly,
too .
.
.
.
Now write
to the
“Sacramento Union”
folks,
or
to Marsh,
and tell them that I will write as many letters a week as they want,
for $10 a week.
My board must be paid.
"Tell them I have corresponded
with the
“New Orleans Crescent”
and other papers--and the
“Enterprise.”
"If they want letters from here--who'll run from morning till night collecting material cheaper?
I'll write a short letter twice a week,
for the present,
for the
“Age,”
for $5 per week.
Now it has been a long time since I couldn't make my own living,
and it shall be a long time before I loaf another year.
This all led
to nothing,
but about the same time the
“Enterprise”
assistant already mentioned spoke
to Joseph T.
Goodman,
owner and editor of the paper,
about adding
“Josh”
to their regular staff.
"Joe”
Goodman,
a man of keen humor and literary perception,
agreed that the author of the
“Josh”
letters might be useful
to them.
One of the sketches particularly appealed
to him--a burlesque report of a Fourth of July oration.
"That is the kind of thing we want,”
he said.
"Write
to him,
Barstow,
and ask him if he wants
to come up here.”
Barstow wrote,
offering twenty-five dollars a week--a tempting sum.
This was at the end of July,
1862.
Yet the hard-pressed miner made no haste
to accept the offer.
To leave Aurora meant the surrender of all hope in the mines,
the confession of another failure.
He wrote Barstow,
asking when he thought he might be needed.
And at the same time,
in a letter
to Orion,
he said:
"I shall leave at midnight to-night,
alone and on foot,
for a walk of sixty or seventy miles through a totally uninhabited country.
But do you write Barstow that I have left here
for a week or so,
and,
in case he should want me,
he must write me here,
or let me know through you.”
He had gone into the wilderness
to fight out his battle alone,
postponing the final moment of surrender--surrender that,
had he known,
only meant the beginning of victory.
He was still undecided when he returned eight days later and wrote
to his sister Pamela a letter in which there is no- mention of newspaper prospects.
Just how and when the end came at last cannot be known;
but one hot,
dusty August afternoon,
in Virginia City,
a worn,
travel-stained pilgrim dragged himself into the office of the
“Territorial Enterprise,”
then in its new building on C Street,
and,
loosening a heavy roll of blankets from his shoulder,
dropped wearily into a chair.
He wore a rusty slouch hat,
no coat,
a faded blue-flannel shirt,
a navy revolver;
his trousers were tucked into his boot-tops;
a tangle of reddish-brown hair fell on his shoulders;
a mass of tawny beard,
dingy
with alkali dust,
dropped half-way
to his waist.
Aurora lay one hundred and thirty miles from Virginia City.
He had walked that distance,
carrying his heavy load.
Editor Goodman was absent at the moment,
but the other proprietor,
Dennis E.
McCarthy,
asked the caller
to state his errand.
The wanderer regarded him
with a far-away look and said,
absently,
and
with deliberation:
"My starboard leg seems
to be unshipped.
I'd like about one hundred yards of line;
I think I'm falling
to pieces.”
Then he added:
"I want
to see Mr. Barstow or Mr. Goodman.
My name is Clemens,
and I've come
to write
for the paper.”
It was the master of the world's widest estate come
to claim his kingdom! XXI.
THE TERRITORIAL ENTERPRISE In 1852 Virginia City,
Nevada,
was the most flourishing of mining towns.
A half-crazy miner,
named Comstock,
had discovered there a vein of such richness that the
“Comstock Lode”
was presently glutting the mineral markets of the world.
Comstock himself got very little out of it,
but those who followed him made millions.
Miners,
speculators,
adventurers swarmed in.
Every one seemed
to have money.
The streets seethed
with an eager,
affluent,
boisterous throng whose chief business seemed
to be
to spend the wealth that the earth was yielding in such a mighty stream.
Business of every kind boomed.
Less than two years earlier,
J.
T.
Goodman,
a miner who was also a printer and a man of literary taste,
had joined
with another printer,
Dennis McCarthy,
and the two had managed
to buy a struggling Virginia City paper,
the
“Territorial Enterprise.”
But then came the hightide of fortune.
A year later the
“Enterprise,”
from a starving sheet in a leaky shanty,
had become a large,
handsome paper in a new building,
and of such brilliant editorial management that it was the most widely considered journal on the Pacific coast.
Goodman was a fine,
forceful writer,
and he surrounded himself
with able men.
He was a young man,
full of health and vigor,
overflowing
with the fresh spirit and humor of the West.
Comstockers would always laugh at a joke,
and Goodman was always willing
to give it
to them.
The
“Enterprise”
was a newspaper,
but it was willing
to furnish entertainment even at the cost of news.
William Wright,
editorially next
to Goodman,
was a humorist of ability.
His articles,
signed Dan de Quille,
were widely copied.
R.
M.
Daggett
(afterward United States Minister
to Hawaii)
was also an
“Enterprise”
man,
and there were others of their sort.
Samuel Clemens fitted precisely into this group.
He brought
with him a new turn of thought and expression;
he saw things
with open eyes,
and wrote of them in a fresh,
wild way that Comstockers loved.
He was allowed full freedom.
Goodman suppressed nothing;
his men could write as they chose.
They were all young together--if they pleased themselves,
they were pretty sure
to please their readers.
Often they wrote of one another--squibs and burlesques,
which gratified the Comstock far more than mere news.
It was just the school
to produce Mark Twain.
The new arrival found acquaintance easy.
The whole
“Enterprise”
force was like one family;
proprietors,
editor,
and printers were social equals.
Samuel Clemens immediately became
“Sam”
to his associates,
just as De Quille was
“Dan,”
and Goodman
“Joe.”
Clemens was supposed
to report city items,
and did,
in fact,
do such work,
which he found easy,
for his pilot-memory made notes unnecessary.
He could gather items all day,
and at night put down the day's budget well enough,
at least,
to delight his readers.
When he was tired of facts,
he would write amusing paragraphs,
as often as not something about Dan,
or a reporter on a rival paper.
Dan and the others would reply,
and the Comstock would laugh.
Those were good old days.
Sometimes he wrote hoaxes.
Once he told
with great circumstance and detail of a petrified prehistoric man that had been found embedded in a rock in the desert,
and how the coroner from Humboldt had traveled more than a hundred miles
to hold an inquest over a man dead
for centuries,
and had refused
to allow miners
to blast the discovery from its position.
The sketch was really intended as a joke on the Humboldt coroner,
but it was so convincingly written that most of the Coast papers took it seriously and reprinted it as the story of a genuine discovery.
In time they awoke,
and began
to inquire as
to who was the smart writer on the
“Enterprise.”
Mark Twain did a number of such things,
some of which are famous on the Coast
to this day.
Clemens himself did not escape.
Lamps were used in the
“Enterprise”
office,
but he hated the care of a lamp,
and worked evenings by the light of a candle.
It was considered a great joke in the office to
“hide Sam's candle”
and hear him fume and rage,
walking in a circle meantime--a habit acquired in the pilothouse--and scathingly denouncing the culprits.
Eventually the office-boy,
supposedly innocent,
would bring another candle,
and quiet would follow.
Once the office force,
including De Quille,
McCarthy,
and a printer named Stephen Gillis,
of whom Clemens was very fond,
bought a large imitation meerschaum pipe,
had a German-silver plate set on it,
properly engraved,
and presented it
to Samuel Clemens as genuine,
in testimony of their great esteem.
His reply
to the presentation speech was so fine and full of feeling that the jokers felt ashamed of their trick.
A few days later,
when he discovered the deception,
he was ready
to destroy the lot of them.
Then,
in atonement,
they gave him a real meerschaum.
Such things kept the Comstock entertained.
There was a side
to Samuel Clemens that,
in those days,
few of his associates saw.
This was the poetic,
the reflective side.
Joseph Goodman,
like Macfarlane in Cincinnati several years earlier,
recognized this phase of his character and developed it.
Often these two,
dining or walking together,
discussed the books and history they had read,
quoted from poems that gave them pleasure.
Clemens sometimes recited
with great power the
“Burial of Moses,”
whose noble phrasing and majestic imagery seemed
to move him deeply.
With eyes half closed and chin lifted,
a lighted cigar between his fingers,
he would lose himself in the music of the stately lines:
By Nebo's lonely mountain,
On this side Jordan's wave,
In a vale in the land of Moab There lies a lonely grave.
And no man knows that sepulcher,
And no man saw it e'er,
For the angels of God upturned the sod,
And laid the dead man there.
That his own writing would be influenced by the simple grandeur of this poem we can hardly doubt.
Indeed,
it may have been
to him a sort of literary touchstone,
that in time would lead him
to produce,
as has been said,
some of the purest English written by any modern author.
XXII.
"MARK TWAIN”
It was once when Goodman and Clemens were dining together that the latter asked
to be allowed
to report the proceedings of the coming legislature at Carson City.
He knew nothing of such work,
and Goodman hesitated.
Then,
remembering that Clemens would,
at least,
make his reports readable,
whether they were parliamentary or not,
he consented.
So,
at the beginning of the year
(1863),
Samuel Clemens undertook a new and interesting course in the study of human nature--the political human nature of the frontier.
There could have been no better school
for him.
His wit,
his satire,
his phrasing had full swing--his letters,
almost from the beginning,
were copied as choice reading up and down the Coast.
He made curious blunders,
at first,
as
to the proceedings,
but his open confession of ignorance in the early letters made these blunders their chief charm.
A young man named Gillespie,
clerk of the House,
coached him,
and in return was christened
“Young Jefferson's Manual,”
a title which he bore
for many years.
A reporter named Rice,
on a rival Virginia City paper,
the
“Union,”
also earned
for himself a title through those early letters.
Rice concluded
to poke fun at the
“Enterprise”
reports,
pointing out their mistakes.
But this was not wise.
Clemens,
in his next contribution,
admitted that Rice's reports might be parliamentary enough,
but declared his glittering technicalities were only
to cover misstatements of fact.
He vowed they were wholly untrustworthy,
dubbed the author of them
“The Unreliable,”
and never thereafter referred
to him by any other term.
Carson and the Comstock papers delighted in this foolery,
and Rice became
“The Unreliable”
for life.
There was no real feeling between Rice and Clemens.
They were always the best of friends.
But now we arrive at the story of still another name,
one of vastly greater importance than either of those mentioned,
for it is the name chosen by Samuel Clemens
for himself.
In those days it was the fashion
for a writer
to have a pen-name,
especially
for his journalistic and humorous work.
Clemens felt that his
“Enterprise”
letters,
copied up and down the Coast,
needed a mark of identity.
He gave the matter a good deal of thought.
He wanted something brief and strong--something that would stick in the mind.
It was just at this time that news came of the death of Capt.
Isaiah Sellers,
the old pilot who had signed himself
“Mark Twain.”
Mark Twain! That was the name he wanted.
It was not trivial.
It had all the desired qualities.
Captain Sellers would never need it again.
It would do no harm
to keep it alive- -to give it a new meaning in a new land.
Clemens took a trip from Carson up
to Virginia City.
"Joe,”
he said
to Goodman,
"I want
to sign my articles.
I want
to be identified
to a wider audience.”
"All right,
Sam.
What name do you want
to use Josh?”
"No,
I want
to sign them Mark Twain.
It is an old river term,
a leadsman's call,
signifying two fathoms--twelve feet.
It has a richness about it;
it was always a pleasant sound
for a pilot
to hear on a dark night;
it meant safe waters.”
He did not mention that Captain Sellers had used and dropped the name.
He was not proud of his part in that episode,
and it was too recent
for confession.
Goodman considered a moment.
"Very well,
Sam,”
he said,
"that sounds like a good name.”
A good name,
indeed! Probably,
if he had considered every combination of words in the language,
he could not have found a better one.
To-day we recognize it as the greatest nom de plume ever chosen,
and,
somehow,
we cannot believe that the writer of
“Tom Sawyer”
and
“Huck Finn”
and
“Roughing It”
could have selected any other had he tried.
The name Mark Twain was first signed
to a Carson letter,
February 2,
1863,
and after that
to all of Samuel Clemens's work.
The letters that had amused so many readers had taken on a new interest--the interest that goes
with a name.
It became immediately more than a pen-name.
Clemens found he had attached a name
to himself as well as
to his letters.
Everybody began
to address him as Mark.
Within a few weeks he was no longer
“Sam”
or
“Clemens,”
but Mark--Mark Twain.
The Coast papers liked the sound of it.
It began
to mean something
to their readers.
By the end of that legislative session Samuel Clemens,
as Mark Twain,
had acquired out there on that breezy Western slope something resembling fame.
Curiously,
he fails
to mention any of this success in his letters home of that period.
Indeed,
he seldom refers
to his work,
but more often speaks of mining shares which he has accumulated,
and their possible values.
His letters are airy,
full of the joy of life and of the wild doings of the frontier.
Closing one of them,
he says:
"I have just heard five pistolshots down the street.
As such things are in my line,
I will go and see about it.”
And in a postscript,
later,
he adds:
"5 A.M.--The pistol-shots did their work well.
One man,
a Jackson County Missourian,
shot two of my friends
(police officers)
through the heart--both died within three minutes.
The murderer's name is John Campbell.”
The Comstock was a great school
for Mark Twain,
and in
“Roughing It”
he has left us a faithful picture of its long-vanished glory.
More than one national character came out of the Comstock school.
Senator James G.
Fair was one of them,
and John Mackay,
both miners
with pick and shovel at first,
though Mackay presently became a superintendent.
Mark Twain one day laughingly offered
to trade jobs
with Mackay.
"No,”
Mackay said,
"I can't trade.
My business is not worth as much as yours.
I have never swindled anybody,
and I don't intend
to begin now.”
For both these men the future held splendid gifts:
for Mackay vast wealth,
for Mark Twain the world's applause,
and neither would have long
to wait.
XXIII.
ARTEMUS WARD AND LITERARY SAN FRANCISCO It was about the end of 1863 that a new literary impulse came into Mark Twain's life.
The gentle and lovable humorist Artemus Ward
(Charles F.
Browne)
was that year lecturing in the West,
and came
to Virginia City.
Ward had intended
to stay only a few days,
but the whirl of the Comstock fascinated him.
He made the
“Enterprise”
office his headquarters and remained three weeks.
He and Mark Twain became boon companions.
Their humor was not unlike;
they were kindred spirits,
together almost constantly.
Ward was then at the summit of his fame,
and gave the younger man the highest encouragement,
prophesying great things
for ha work.
Clemens,
on his side,
was stirred,
perhaps
for the first time,
with a real literary ambition,
and the thought that he,
too,
might win a place of honor.
He promised Ward that he would send work
to the Eastern papers.
On Christmas Eve,
Ward gave a dinner
to the
“Enterprise”
staff,
at Chaumond's,
a fine French restaurant of that day.
When refreshments came,
Artemus lifted his glass,
and said:
"I give you Upper Canada.”
The company rose and drank the toast in serious silence.
Then Mr. Goodman said:
"Of course,
Artemus,
it's all right,
but why did you give us Upper Canada?”
"Because I don't want it myself,”
said Ward,
gravely.
What would one not give
to have listened
to the talk of that evening! Mark Twain's power had awakened;
Artemus Ward was in his prime.
They were giants of a race that became extinct when Mark Twain died.
Goodman remained rather quiet during the evening.
Ward had appointed him
to order the dinner,
and he had attended
to this duty without mingling much in the conversation.
When Ward asked him why he did not join the banter,
he said:
"I am preparing a joke,
Artemus,
but I am keeping it
for the present.”
At a late hour Ward finally called
for the bill.
It was two hundred and thirty-seven dollars.
"What!”
exclaimed Artemus.
"That's my joke,”
said Goodman.
"But I was only exclaiming because it was not twice as much,”
laughed Ward,
laying the money on the table.
Ward remained through the holidays,
and later wrote back an affectionate letter
to Mark Twain.
"I shall always remember Virginia as a bright spot in my existence,”
he said,
"as all others must,
or rather,
cannot be,
as it were.”
With Artemus Ward's encouragement,
Mark Twain now began sending work eastward.
The
“New York Sunday Mercury”
published one,
possibly more,
of his sketches,
but they were not in his best vein,
and made little impression.
He may have been too busy
for outside work,
for the legislative session of 1864 was just beginning.
Furthermore,
he had been chosen governor of the
“Third House,”
a mock legislature,
organized
for one session,
to be held as a church benefit.
The
“governor”
was
to deliver a message,
which meant that he was
to burlesque from the platform all public officials and personages,
from the real governor down.
With the exception of a short talk he had once given at a printer's dinner in Keokuk,
it was Mark Twain's first appearance as a speaker,
and the beginning of a lifelong series of triumphs on the platform.
The building was packed--the aisles full.
The audience was ready
for fun,
and he gave it
to them.
Nobody escaped ridicule;
from beginning
to end the house was a storm of laughter and applause.
Not a word of this first address of Mark Twain's has been preserved,
but those who heard it always spoke of it as the greatest effort of his life,
as
to them it seemed,
no doubt.
For his Third House address,
Clemens was presented
with a gold watch,
inscribed
“To Governor Mark Twain.”
Everywhere,
now,
he was pointed out as a distinguished figure,
and his quaint remarks were quoted.
Few of these sayings are remembered to-day,
though occasionally one is still unforgotten.
At a party one night,
being urged
to make a conundrum,
he said:
"Well,
why am I like the Pacific Ocean?”
Several guesses were made,
but he shook his head.
Some one said:
"We give it up.
Tell us,
Mark,
why are you like the Pacific Ocean?”
"I--don't--know,”
he drawled.
"I was just--asking
for information.”
The governor of Nevada was generally absent,
and Orion Clemens was executive head of the territory.
His wife,
who had joined him in Carson City,
was social head of the little capital,
and Brother Sam,
with his new distinction and now once more something of a dandy in dress,
was society's chief ornament--a great change,
certainly,
from the early months of his arrival less than three years before.
It was near the end of May,
1864,
when Mark Twain left Nevada
for San Francisco.
The immediate cause of his going was a duel--a duel elaborately arranged between Mark Twain and the editor of a rival paper,
but never fought.
In fact,
it was mainly a burlesque affair throughout,
chiefly concocted by that inveterate joker,
Steve Gillis,
already mentioned in connection
with the pipe incident.
The new dueling law,
however,
did not distinguish between real and mock affrays,
and the prospect of being served
with a summons made a good excuse
for Clemens and Gillis
to go
to San Francisco,
which had long attracted them.
They were great friends,
these two,
and presently were living together and working on the same paper,
the
“Morning Call,”
Clemens as a reporter and Gillis as a compositor.
Gillis,
with his tendency
to mischief,
was a constant exasperation
to his room-mate,
who,
goaded by some new torture,
would sometimes denounce him in feverish terMs. Yet they were never anything but the closest friends.
Mark Twain did not find happiness in his new position on the
“Call.”
There was less freedom and more drudgery than he had known on the
“Enterprise.”
His day was spent around the police court,
attending fires,
weddings,
and funerals,
with brief glimpses of the theaters at night.
Once he wrote:
"It was fearful drudgery--soulless drudgery--and almost destitute of interest.
It was an awful slavery
for a lazy man.”
It must have been so.
There was little chance
for original work.
He had become just a part of a news machine.
He saw many public abuses that he wished
to expose,
but the policy of the paper opposed him.
Once,
however,
he found a policeman asleep on his beat.
Going
to a near-by vegetable stall,
he borrowed a large cabbage-leaf,
came back,
and stood over the sleeper,
gently fanning him.
He knew the paper would not publish the policeman's negligence,
but he could advertise it in his own way.
A large crowd soon collected,
much amused.
When he thought the audience large enough,
he went away.
Next day the joke was all over the city.
He grew indifferent
to the
“Call”
work,
and,
when an assistant was allowed him
to do part of the running
for items,
it was clear
to everybody that presently the assistant would be able
to do it all.
But there was a pleasant and profitable side
to the San Francisco life.
There were real literary people there--among them a young man,
with rooms upstairs in the
“Call”
office,
Francis Bret Harte,
editor of the
“Californian,”
a new literary weekly which Charles Henry Webb had recently founded.
Bret Harte was not yet famous,
but his gifts were recognized on the Pacific slope,
especially by the
“Era”
group of writers,
the
“Golden Era”
being a literary monthly of considerable distinction.
Joaquin Miller recalls,
from his diary of that period,
having seen Prentice Mulford,
Bret Harte,
Charles Warren Stoddard,
Mark Twain,
Artemus Ward,
and others,
all assembled there at one time--a remarkable group,
certainly,
to be dropped down behind the Sierras so long ago.
They were a hopeful,
happy lot,
and sometimes received five dollars
for an article,
which,
of course,
seemed a good deal more precious than a much larger sum earned in another way.
Mark Twain had contributed
to the
“Era”
while still in Virginia City,
and now,
with Bret Harte,
was ranked as a leader of the group.
The two were much together,
and when Harte became editor of the
“Californian”
he engaged Clemens as a regular contributor at the very fancy rate of twelve dollars an article.
Some of the brief chapters included to-day in
“Sketches New and Old”
were done at this time.
They have humor,
but are not equal
to his later work,
and beyond the Pacific slope they seem
to have attracted little attention.
In
“Roughing It”
the author tells us how he finally was dismissed from the
“Call”
for general incompetency,
and presently found himself in the depths of hard luck,
debt,
and poverty.
But this is only his old habit of making a story on himself sound as uncomplimentary as possible.
The true version is that the
“Call”
publisher and Mark Twain had a friendly talk and decided that it was better
for both
to break off the connection.
Almost immediately he arranged
to write a daily San Francisco letter
for the
“Enterprise,”
for which he received thirty dollars a week.
This,
with his earnings from the
“Californian,”
made his total return larger than before.
Very likely he was hard up from time
to time--literary men are often that--but that he was ever in abject poverty,
as he would have us believe,
is just a good story and not history.
XXIV.
THE DISCOVERY OF
“THE JUMPING FROG”
Mark Twain's daily letters
to the
“Enterprise”
stirred up trouble
for him in San Francisco.
He was free,
now,
to write what he chose,
and he attacked the corrupt police management
with such fierceness that,
when copies of the
“Enterprise”
got back
to San Francisco,
they started a commotion at the city hall.
Then Mark Twain let himself go more vigorously than ever.
He sent letters
to the
“Enterprise”
that made even the printers afraid.
Goodman,
however,
was fearless,
and let them go in,
word
for word.
The libel suit which the San Francisco chief of police brought against the Enterprise advertised the paper amazingly.
But now came what at the time seemed an unfortunate circumstance.
Steve Gillis,
always a fearless defender of the weak,
one night rushed
to the assistance of two young fellows who had been set upon by three roughs.
Gillis,
though small of stature,
was a terrific combatant,
and he presently put two of the assailants
to flight and had the other ready
for the hospital.
Next day it turned out that the roughs were henchmen of the police,
and Gillis was arrested.
Clemens went his bail,
and advised Steve
to go down
to Virginia City until the storm blew over.
But it did not blow over
for Mark Twain.
The police department was only too glad
to have a chance at the author of the fierce
“Enterprise”
letters,
and promptly issued a summons
for him,
with an execution against his personal effects.
If James N.
Gillis,
brother of Steve,
had not happened along just then and spirited Mark Twain away
to his mining-camp in the Tuolumne Hills,
the beautiful gold watch given
to the governor of the Third House might have been sacrificed in the cause of friendship.
As it was,
he found himself presently in the far and peaceful seclusion of that land which Bret Harte would one day make famous
with his tales of
“Roaring Camp”
and
“Sandy Bar.”
Jim Gillis was,
in fact,
the Truthful James of Bret Harte,
and his cabin on jackass Hill had been the retreat of Harte and many another literary wayfarer who had wandered there
for rest and refreshment and peace.
It was said the sick were made well,
and the well made better,
in Jim Gillis's cabin.
There were plenty of books and a variety of out-of-door recreation.
One could mine there if he chose.
Jim would furnish the visiting author
with a promising claim,
and teach him
to follow the little fan-like drift of gold specks
to the pocket of treasure somewhere up the hillside.
Gillis himself had literary ability,
though he never wrote.
He told his stories,
and
with his back
to the open fire would weave the most amazing tales,
invented as he went along.
His stories were generally wonderful adventures that had happened
to his faithful companion,
Stoker;
and Stoker never denied them,
but would smoke and look into the fire,
smiling a little sometimes,
but never saying a word.
A number of the tales later used by Mark Twain were first told by Jim Gillis in the cabin on Jackass Hill.
"Dick Baker's Cat”
was one of these,
the jay-bird and acorn story in
“A Tramp Abroad”
was another.
Mark Twain had little
to add
to these stories.
"They are not mine,
they are Jim's,”
he said,
once;
"but I never could get them
to sound like Jim--they were never as good as his.”
It was early in December,
1864,
when Mark Twain arrived at the humble retreat,
built of logs under a great live-oak tree,
and surrounded by a stretch of blue-grass.
A younger Gillis boy was there at the time,
and also,
of course,
Dick Stoker and his cat,
Tom Quartz,
which every reader of
“Roughing It”
knows.
It was the rainy season,
but on pleasant days they all went pocket- mining,
and,
in January,
Mark Twain,
Gillis,
and Stoker crossed over into Calaveras County and began work near Angel's Camp,
a place well known
to readers of Bret Harte.
They put up at a poor hotel in Angel's,
and on good days worked pretty faithfully.
But it was generally raining,
and the food was poor.
In his note-book,
still preserved,
Mark Twain wrote:
"January 27
(I865).- -Same old diet--same old weather--went out
to the pocket-claim--had
to rush back.”
So they spent a good deal of their time around the rusty stove in the dilapidated tavern at Angel's Camp.
It seemed a profitless thing
to do,
but few experiences were profitless
to Mark Twain,
and certainly this one was not.
At this barren mining hotel there happened
to be a former Illinois River pilot named Ben Coon,
a solemn,
sleepy person,
who dozed by the stove or told slow,
pointless stories
to any one who would listen.
Not many would stay
to hear him,
but Jim Gillis and Mark Twain found him a delight.
They would let him wander on in his dull way
for hours,
and saw a vast humor in a man
to whom all tales,
however trivial or absurd,
were serious history.
At last,
one dreary afternoon,
he told them about a frog--a frog that had belonged
to a man named Coleman,
who had trained it
to jump,
and how the trained frog had failed
to win a wager because the owner of the rival frog had slyly loaded the trained jumper
with shot.
It was not a new story in the camps,
but Ben Coon made a long tale of it,
and it happened that neither Clemens nor Gillis had heard it before.
They thought it amusing,
and his solemn way of telling it still more so.
"I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's better than any other frog,”
became a catch phrase among the mining partners;
and,
"I
‘ain't got no frog,
but if I had a frog,
I'd bet you.”
Out on the claim,
Clemens,
watching Gillis and Stoker anxiously washing,
would say,
"I don't see no pints about that pan o’
dirt that's any better than any other pan o’
dirt.”
And so they kept the tale going.
In his note-book Mark Twain made a brief memorandum of the story
for possible use.
The mining was rather hopeless work.
The constant and heavy rains were disheartening.
Clemens hated it,
and even when,
one afternoon,
traces of a pocket began
to appear,
he rebelled as the usual chill downpour set in.
"Jim,”
he said,
"let's go home;
we'll freeze here.”
Gillis,
as usual,
was washing,
and Clemens carrying the water.
Gillis,
seeing the gold
“color”
improving
with every pan,
wanted
to go on washing and climbing toward the precious pocket,
regardless of wet and cold.
Clemens,
shivering and disgusted,
vowed that each pail of water would be his last.
His teeth were chattering,
and he was wet through.
Finally he said:
"Jim,
I won't carry any more water.
This work too disagreeable.”
Gillis had just taken out a panful of dirt.
"Bring one more pail,
Sam,”
he begged.
"Jim I won't do it.
I'm-freezing.”
"Just one more pail,
Sam!”
Jim pleaded.
"No,
sir;
not a drop--not if I knew there was a million dollars in that pan.”
Gillis tore out a page of his note-book and hastily posted a thirty-day- claim notice by the pan of dirt.
Then they set out
for Angel's Camp,
never
to return.
It kept on raining,
and a letter came from Steve Gillis,
saying he had settled all the trouble in San Francisco.
Clemens decided
to return,
and the miners left Angel's without visiting their claim again.
Meantime the rain had washed away the top of the pan of dirt they had left standing on the hillside,
exposing a handful of nuggets,
pure gold.
Two strangers,
Austrians,
happening along,
gathered it up and,
seeing the claim notice posted by Jim Gillis,
sat down
to wait until it expired.
They did not mind the rain--not under the circumstances--and the moment the thirty days were up they followed the lead a few pans farther and took out,
some say ten,
some say twenty,
thousand dollars.
In either case it was a good pocket that Mark Twain missed by one pail of water.
Still,
without knowing it,
he had carried away in his note-book a single nugget of far greater value the story of
“The Jumping Frog.”
He did not write it,
however,
immediately upon his return
to San Francisco.
He went back
to his
“Enterprise”
letters and contributed some sketches
to the Californian.
Perhaps he thought the frog story too mild in humor
for the slope.
By and by he wrote it,
and by request sent it
to Artemus Ward
to be used in a book that Ward was about
to issue.
It arrived too late,
and the publisher handed it
to the editor of the
“Saturday Press,”
Henry Clapp,
saying:
"Here,
Clapp,
is something you can use in your paper.”
The
“Press”
was struggling,
and was glad
to get a story so easily.
"Jim Smiley and his jumping Frog”
appeared in the issue of November 18,
1865,
and was at once copied and quoted far and near.
It carried the name of Mark Twain across the mountains and the prairies of the Middle West;
it bore it up and down the Atlantic slope.
Some one said,
then or later,
that Mark Twain leaped into fame on the back of a jumping frog.
Curiously,
this did not at first please the author.
He thought the tale poor.
To his mother he wrote:
I do not know what
to write;
my life is so uneventful.
I wish I was back there piloting up and down the river again.
Verily,
all is vanity and little worth--save piloting.
To think that,
after writing many an article a man might be excused
for thinking tolerably good,
those New York people should single out a villainous backwoods sketch
to compliment me on!--”
Jim Smiley and his Jumping Frog"--a squib which would never have been written but
to please Artemus Ward.
However,
somewhat later he changed his mind considerably,
especially when he heard that James Russell Lowell had pronounced the story the finest piece of humorous writing yet produced in America.
XXV.
HAWAII AND ANSON BURLINGAME Mark Twain remained about a year in San Francisco after his return from the Gillis cabin and Angel's Camp,
adding
to his prestige along the Coast rather than
to his national reputation.
Then,
in the spring of 1866 he was commissioned by the
“Sacramento Union”
to write a series of letters that would report the life,
trade,
agriculture,
and general aspects of the Hawaiian group.
He sailed in March,
and his four months in those delectable islands remained always
to him a golden memory--an experience which he hoped some day
to repeat.
He was young and eager
for adventure then,
and he went everywhere--horseback and afoot--saw everything,
did everything,
and wrote of it all
for his paper.
His letters
to the
“Union”
were widely read and quoted,
and,
though not especially literary,
added much
to his journalistic standing.
He was a great sight-seer in those days,
and a persevering one.
No discomfort or risk discouraged him.
Once,
with a single daring companion,
he crossed the burning floor of the mighty crater of Kilauea,
racing across the burning lava,
leaping wide and bottomless crevices where a misstep would have meant death.
His open-air life on the river and in the mining-camps had nerved and hardened him
for adventure.
He was thirty years old and in his physical prime.
His mental growth had been slower,
but it was sure,
and it would seem always
to have had the right guidance at the right time.
Clemens had been in the islands three months when one day Anson Burlingame arrived there,
en route
to his post as minister
to China.
With him was his son Edward,
a boy of eighteen,
and General Van Valkenburg,
minister
to Japan.
Young Burlingame had read about Jim Smiley's jumping frog and,
learning that the author was in Honolulu,
but ill after a long trip inland,
sent word that the party would call on him next morning.
But Mark Twain felt that he could not accept this honor,
and,
crawling out of bed,
shaved himself and drove
to the home of the American minister,
where the party was staying.
He made a great impression
with the diplomats.
It was an occasion of good stories and much laughter.
On leaving,
General Van Valkenburg said
to him:
"California is proud of Mark Twain,
and some day the American people will be,
too,
no doubt.”
Which was certainly a good prophecy.
It was only a few days later that the diplomats rendered him a great service.
Report had come of the arrival at Sanpahoe of an open boat containing fifteen starving men,
who had been buffeting a stormy sea
for forty-three days--sailors from the missing ship Hornet of New York,
which,
it appeared,
had been burned at sea.
Presently eleven of the rescued men were brought
to Honolulu and placed in the hospital.
Mark Twain recognized the great importance as news of this event.
It would be a splendid beat if he could interview the castaways and be the first
to get their story in his paper.
There was no cable,
but a vessel was sailing
for San Francisco next morning.
It seemed the opportunity of a lifetime,
but he was now bedridden and could scarcely move.
Then suddenly appeared in his room Anson Burlingame and his party,
and,
almost before Mark Twain realized what was happening,
he was on a cot and,
escorted by the heads of two legations,
was on his way
to the hospital
to get the precious interview.
Once there,
Anson Burlingame,
with his gentle manner and courtly presence,
drew from those enfeebled castaways all the story of the burning of the vessel,
followed by the long privation and struggle that had lasted through forty-three fearful days and across four thousand miles of stormy sea.
All that Mark Twain had
to do was
to listen and make notes.
That night he wrote against time,
and next morning,
just as the vessel was drifting from the dock,
a strong hand flung his bulky manuscript aboard and his great beat was sure.
The three-column story,
published in the
“Sacramento Union”
of July 9,
gave the public the first detailed history of the great disaster.
The telegraph carried it everywhere,
and it was featured as a sensation.
Mark Twain and the Burlingame party were much together during the rest of their stay in Hawaii,
and Samuel Clemens never ceased
to love and honor the memory of Anson Burlingame.
It was proper that he should do so,
for he owed him much--far more than has already been told.
Anson Burlingame one day said
to him:
"You have great ability;
I believe you have genius.
What you need now is the refinement of association.
Seek companionship among men of superior intellect and character.
Refine yourself and your work.
Never affiliate
with inferiors;
always climb.”
This,
coming
to him from a man of Burlingame's character and position,
was like a gospel from some divine source.
Clemens never forgot the advice.
It gave him courage,
new hope,
new resolve,
new ideals.
Burlingame came often
to the hotel,
and they discussed plans
for Mark Twain's future.
The diplomat invited the journalist
to visit him in China:
"Come
to Pekin,”
he said,
"and make my house your home.”
Young Burlingame also came,
when the patient became convalescent,
and suggested walks.
Once,
when Clemens hesitated,
the young man said:
"But there is a scriptural command
for you
to go.”
"If you can quote one,
I'll obey,”
said Clemens.
"Very well;
the Bible says:
`If any man require thee
to walk a mile,
go
with him Twain.’
“
The walk was taken.
Mark Twain returned
to California at the end of July,
and went down
to Sacramento.
It was agreed that a special bill should be made
for the
“Hornet”
report.
"How much do you think it ought
to be,
Mark?”
asked one of the proprietors.
Clemens said:
"Oh,
I'm a modest man;
I don't want the whole
“Union”
office;
call it a hundred dollars a column.”
There was a general laugh.
The bill was made out at that figure,
and he took it
to the office
for payment.
"The cashier didn't faint,”
he wrote many years later,
"but he came rather near it.
He sent
for the proprietors,
and they only laughed in their jolly fashion,
and said it was robbery,
but `no matter,
pay it.
It's all right.’
The best men that ever owned a paper.”
[6] [6]
“My Debut as a Literary Person.”
XXVI.
MARK TWAIN,
LECTURER In spite of the success of his Sandwich Island letters,
Samuel Clemens felt,
on his return
to San Francisco,
that his future was not bright.
He was not a good,
all-round newspaper man--he was special correspondent and sketch-writer,
out of a job.
He had a number of plans,
but they did not promise much.
One idea was
to make a book from his Hawaiian material.
Another was
to write magazine articles,
beginning
with one on the Hornet disaster.
He did,
in fact,
write the Hornet article,
and its prompt acceptance by
“Harper's Magazine”
delighted him,
for it seemed a start in the right direction.
A third plan was
to lecture on the islands.
This prospect frightened him.
He had succeeded in his
“Third House”
address of two years before,
but then he had lectured without charge and
for a church benefit.
This would be a different matter.
One of the proprietors of a San Francisco paper,
Col.
John McComb,
of the
“Alta California,”
was strong in his approval of the lecture idea.
"Do it,
by all means,”
he said.
"Take the largest house in the city,
and charge a dollar a ticket.”
Without waiting until his fright came back,
Mark Twain hurried
to the manager of the Academy of Music,
and engaged it
for a lecture
to be given October 2d
(1866),
and sat down and wrote his announcement.
He began by stating what he would speak upon,
and ended
with a few absurdities,
such as:
A SPLENDID ORCHESTRA is in town,
but has not been engaged.
Also A DEN OF FEROCIOUS WILD BEASTS will be on exhibition in the next block.
A GRAND TORCHLIGHT PROCESSION may be expected;
in fact,
the public are privileged
to expect whatever they please.
Doors open at 7 o'clock.
The trouble
to begin at 8 o'clock.
Mark Twain was well known in San Francisco,
and was pretty sure
to have a good house.
But he did not realize this,
and,
as the evening approached,
his dread of failure increased.
Arriving at the theater,
he entered by the stage door,
half expecting
to find the place empty.
Then,
suddenly,
he became more frightened than ever;
peering from the wings,
he saw that the house was jammed--packed from the footlights
to the walls! Terrified,
his knees shaking,
his tongue dry,
he managed
to emerge,
and was greeted
with a roar,
a crash of applause that nearly finished him.
Only
for an instant--reaction followed;
these people were his friends,
and he was talking
to them.
He forgot
to be afraid,
and,
as the applause came in great billows that rose ever higher,
he felt himself borne
with it as on a tide of happiness and success.
His evening,
from beginning
to end,
was a complete triumph.
Friends declared that
for descriptive eloquence,
humor,
and real entertainment nothing like his address had ever been delivered.
The morning papers were enthusiastic.
Mark Twain no longer hesitated as
to what he should do now.
He would lecture.
The book idea no longer attracted him;
the appearance of the
“Hornet”
article,
signed,
through a printer's error,
"Mark Swain,”
cooled his desire
to be a magazine contributor.
No matter--lecturing was the thing.
Dennis McCarthy,
who had sold his interest in the
“Enterprise,”
was in San Francisco.
Clemens engaged this honest,
happy-hearted Irishman as manager,
and the two toured California and Nevada
with continuous success.
Those who remember Mark Twain as a lecturer in that early day say that on entering he would lounge loosely across the platform,
his manuscript-- written on wrapping-paper and carried under his arm--looking like a ruffled hen.
His delivery they recall as being even more quaint and drawling than in later life.
Once,
when his lecture was over,
an old man came up
to him and said:
"Be them your natural tones of eloquence?”
In those days it was thought proper that a lecturer should be introduced,
and Clemens himself used
to tell of being presented by an old miner,
who said:
"Ladies and gentlemen,
I know only two things about this man:
the first is that he's never been in jail,
and the second is,
I don't know why.”
When he reached Virginia,
his old friend Goodman said,
"Sam,
you don't need anybody
to introduce you,”
and he suggested a novel plan.
That night,
when the curtain rose,
it showed Mark Twain seated at a piano,
playing and singing,
as if still cub pilot on the
“John J.
Roe:”
"Had an old horse whose name was Methusalem,
Took him down and sold him in Jerusalem,
A long time ago.”
Pretending
to be surprised and startled at the burst of applause,
he sprang up and began
to talk.
How the audience enjoyed it! Mark Twain continued his lecture tour into December,
and then,
on the 15th of that month,
sailed by way of the Isthmus of Panama
for New York.
He had made some money,
and was going home
to see his people.
He had planned
to make a trip around the world later,
contributing a series of letters
to the
“Alta California,”
lecturing where opportunity afforded.
He had been on the Coast five and a half years,
and
to his professions of printing and piloting had added three others--mining,
journalism,
and lecturing.
Also,
he had acquired a measure of fame.
He could come back
to his people
with a good account of his absence and a good heart
for the future.
But it seems now only a chance that he arrived at all.
Crossing the Isthmus,
he embarked
for New York on what proved
to be a cholera ship.
For a time there were one or more funerals daily.
An entry in his diary says:
"Since the last two hours all laughter,
all levity,
has ceased on the ship--a settled gloom is upon the faces of the passengers.
"But the winter air of the North checked the contagion,
and there were no new cases when New York City was reached.”
Clemens remained but a short time in New York,
and was presently in St. Louis
with his mother and sister.
They thought he looked old,
but he had not changed in manner,
and the gay banter between mother and son was soon as lively as ever.
He was thirty-one now,
and she sixty-four,
but the years had made little difference.
She petted him,
joked
with him,
and scolded him.
In turn,
he petted and comforted and teased her.
She decided he was the same Sam and always would be--a true prophecy.
He visited Hannibal and lectured there,
receiving an ovation that would have satisfied even Tom Sawyer.
In Keokuk he lectured again,
then returned
to St. Louis
to plan his trip around the world.
He was not
to make a trip around the world,
however--not then.
In St. Louis he saw the notice of the great
“Quaker City”
Holy Land excursion-- the first excursion of the kind ever planned--and was greatly taken
with the idea.
Impulsive as always,
he wrote at once
to the
“Alta California,”
proposing that they send him as their correspondent on this grand ocean picnic.
The cost of passage was $1.200,
and the
“Alta”
hesitated,
but Colonel McComb,
already mentioned,
assured his associates that the investment would be sound.
The
“Alta”
wrote,
accepting Mark Twain's proposal,
and agreed
to pay twenty dollars each
for letters.
Clemens hurried
to New York
to secure a berth,
fearing the passenger-list might be full.
Furthermore,
with no one of distinction
to vouch
for him,
according
to advertised requirements,
he was not sure of being accepted.
Arriving in New York,
he learned from an
“Alta”
representative that passage had already been reserved
for him,
but he still doubted his acceptance as one of the distinguished advertised company.
His mind was presently relieved on this point.
Waiting his turn at the booking-desk,
he heard a newspaper man inquire:
"What notables are going?”
A clerk,
with evident pride,
rattled off the names:
"Lieutenant-General Sherman,
Henry Ward Beecher,
and Mark Twain;
also,
probably,
General Banks.”
It was very pleasant
to hear the clerk say that.
Not only was he accepted,
but billed as an attraction.
The
“Quaker City”
would not sail
for two months yet,
and during the period of waiting Mark Twain was far from idle.
He wrote New York letters
to the
“Alta,”
and he embarked in two rather important ventures-- he published his first book and he delivered a lecture in New York City.
Both these undertakings were planned and carried out by friends from the Coast.
Charles Henry Webb,
who had given up his magazine
to come East,
had collected
“The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County,
and Other Sketches,”
and,
after trying in vain
to find a publisher
for them,
brought them out himself,
on the 1st of May,
1867.[7] It seems curious now that any publisher should have declined the little volume,
for the sketches,
especially the frog story,
had been successful,
and there was little enough good American humor in print.
However,
publishing was a matter not lightly undertaken in those days.
Mark Twain seems
to have been rather pleased
with the appearance of his first book.
To Bret Harte he wrote:
The book is out and is handsome.
It is full of .
.
.
errors....but be a friend and say nothing about those things.
When my hurry is over,
I will send you a copy
to pizen the children with.
The little cloth-and-gold volume,
so valued by book-collectors to-day,
contained the frog story and twenty-six other sketches,
some of which are still preserved in Mark Twain's collected works.
Most of them were not Mark Twain's best literature,
but they were fresh and readable and suited the taste of that period.
The book sold very well,
and,
while it did not bring either great fame or fortune
to its author,
it was by no means a failure.
The
“hurry”
mentioned in Mark Twain's letter
to Bret Harte related
to his second venture--that is
to say,
his New York lecture,
an enterprise managed by an old Comstock friend,
Frank Fuller,
ex-Governor of Utah.
Fuller,
always a sanguine and energetic person,
had proposed the lecture idea as soon as Mark Twain arrived in New York.
Clemens shook his head.
"I have no reputation
with the general public here,”
he said.
"We couldn't get a baker's dozen
to hear me.”
But Fuller insisted,
and eventually engaged the largest hall in New York,
the Cooper Union.
Full of enthusiasm and excitement,
he plunged into the business of announcing and advertising his attraction,
and inventing schemes
for the sale of seats.
Clemens caught Fuller's enthusiasm by spells,
but between times he was deeply depressed.
Fuller had got up a lot of tiny hand-bills,
and had arranged
to hang bunches of these in the horse-cars.
The little dangling clusters fascinated Clemens,
and he rode about
to see if anybody else noticed them.
Finally,
after a long time,
a passenger pulled off one of the bills and glanced at it.
A man
with him asked:
"Who's Mark Twain?”
"Goodness knows! I don't.”
The lecturer could not ride any farther.
He hunted up his patron.
"Fuller,”
he groaned,
"there isn't a sign--a ripple of interest.”
Fuller assured him that things were
“working underneath,”
and would be all right.
But Clemens wrote home:
"Everything looks shady,
at least,
if not dark.”
And he added that,
after hiring the largest house in New York,
he must play against Schuyler Colfax,
Ristori,
and a double troupe of Japanese jugglers,
at other places of amusement.
When the evening of the lecture approached and only a few tickets had been sold,
the lecturer was desperate.
"Fuller,”
he said,
"there'll be nobody in Cooper Union that night but you and me.
I am on the verge of suicide.
I would commit suicide if I had the pluck and the outfit.
You must paper the house,
Fuller.
You must send out a flood of complimentaries!”
"Very well,"said Fuller.
"What we want this time is reputation,
anyway-- money is secondary.
I'll put you before the choicest and most intelligent audience that was ever gathered in New York City.”
Fuller immediately sent out complimentary tickets
to the school-teachers of New York and Brooklyn---a general invitation
to come and hear Mark Twain's great lecture on the Sandwich Islands.
There was nothing
to do after that but wait results.
Mark Twain had lost faith--he did not believe anybody in New York would come
to hear him even on a free ticket.
When the night arrived,
he drove
with Fuller
to the Cooper Union half an hour before the lecture was
to begin.
Forty years later he said:
"I couldn't keep away.
I wanted
to see that vast Mammoth Cave,
and die.
But when we got near the building,
I saw all the streets were blocked
with people and that traffic had stopped.
I couldn't believe that these people were trying
to get
to the Cooper Institute--but they were;
and when I got
to the stage,
at last,
the house was jammed full--packed;
there wasn't room enough left
for a child.
"I was happy and I was excited beyond expression.
I poured the Sandwich Islands out on those people,
and they laughed and shouted
to my entire content.
For an hour and fifteen minutes I was in paradise.”
So in its way this venture was a success.
It brought Mark Twain a good deal of a reputation in New York,
even if no financial profit,
though,
in spite of the flood of complimentaries,
there was a cash return of something like three hundred dollars.
This went a good way toward paying the expenses,
while Fuller,
in his royal way,
insisted on making up the deficit,
declaring he had been paid
for everything in the fun and joy of the game.
"Mark,”
he said,
"it's all right.
The fortune didn't come,
but it will.
The fame has arrived;
with this lecture and your book just out,
you are going
to be the most-talked-of man in the country.
Your letters
to the
“Alta”
and the
“Tribune”
will get the widest reception of any letters of travel ever written.”
XXVII.
AN INNOCENT ABROAD,
AND HOME AGAIN It was early in May--the 6th--that Mark Twain had delivered his Cooper Union lecture,
and a month later,
June 8,
1867,
he sailed on the
“Quaker City,”
with some sixty-six other
“pilgrims,”
on the great Holy Land excursion,
the story of which has been so fully and faithfully told in
“The Innocent Abroad.”
What a wonderful thing it must have seemed in that time
for a party of excursionists
to have a ship all
to themselves
to go a-gipsying in from port
to port of antiquity and romance! The advertised celebrities did not go,
none of them but Mark Twain,
but no one minded,
presently,
for Mark Twain's sayings and stories kept the company sufficiently entertained,
and sometimes he would read aloud
to his fellow-passengers from the newspaper letters he was writing,
and invite comment and criticism.
That was entertainment
for them,
and it was good
for him,
for it gave him an immediate audience,
always inspiring
to an author.
Furthermore,
the comments offered were often of the greatest value,
especially suggestions from one Mrs. Fairbanks,
of Cleveland,
a middle- aged,
cultured woman,
herself a correspondent
for her husband's paper,
the
“Herald".
It requires not many days
for acquaintances
to form on shipboard,
and in due time a little group gathered regularly each afternoon
to hear Mark Twain read what he had written of their day's doings,
though some of it he destroyed later because Mrs. Fairbanks thought it not his best.
All of the
“pilgrims”
mentioned in
“The Innocents Abroad”
were real persons.
"Dan”
was Dan Slote,
Mark Twain's room-mate;
the Doctor who confused the guides was Dr. A.
Reeves Jackson,
of Chicago;
the poet Lariat was Bloodgood H.
Cutter,
an eccentric from Long Island;
"Jack”
was Jack Van Nostrand,
of New Jersey;
and
“Moult”
and
“Blucher”
and
“Charlie”
were likewise real,
the last named being Charles J.
Langdon,
of Elmira,
N.
Y.,
a boy of eighteen,
whose sister would one day become Mark Twain's wife.
It has been said that Mark Twain first met Olivia Langdon on the
“Quaker City,”
but this is not quite true;
he met only her picture--the original was not on that ship.
Charlie Langdon,
boy fashion,
made a sort of hero of the brilliant man called Mark Twain,
and one day in the Bay of Smyrna invited him
to his cabin and exhibited his treasures,
among them a dainty miniature of a sister at home,
Olivia,
a sweet,
delicate creature whom the boy worshiped.
Samuel Clemens gazed long at the exquisite portrait and spoke of it reverently,
for in the sweet face he seemed
to find something spiritual.
Often after that he came
to young Langdon's cabin
to look at the pictured countenance,
in his heart dreaming of a day when he might learn
to know its owner.
We need not follow in detail here the travels of the
“pilgrims”
and their adventures.
Most of them have been fully set down in
“The Innocents Abroad,”
and
with not much elaboration,
for plenty of amusing things were happening on a trip of that kind,
and Mark Twain's old note-books are full of the real incidents that we find changed but little in the book.
If the adventures of Jack,
Dan,
and the Doctor are embroidered here and there,
the truth is always there,
too.
Yet the old note-books have a very intimate interest of their own.
It is curious
to be looking through them to-day,
trying
to realize that those penciled memoranda were the fresh first impressions that would presently grow into the world's most delightful book of travel;
that they were set down in the very midst of that historic little company that frolicked through Italy and climbed wearily the arid Syrian hills.
It required five months
for the
“Quaker City”
to make the circuit of the Mediterranean and return
to New York.
Mark Twain in that time contributed fifty two or three letters
to the
“Alta California”
and six
to the
“New York Tribune,”
or an average of nearly three a week--a vast amount of labor
to be done in the midst of sight-seeing.
And what letters of travel they were! The most remarkable that had been written up
to that time.
Vivid,
fearless,
full of fresh color,
humor,
poetry,
they came as a revelation
to a public weary of the tiresome descriptive drivel of that day.
They preached a new gospel in travel literature--the gospel of seeing honestly and speaking frankly--a gospel that Mark Twain would continue
to preach during the rest of his career.
Furthermore,
the letters showed a great literary growth in their author.
No doubt the cultivated associations of the ship,
the afternoon reading aloud of his work,
and Mrs. Fairbanks's advice had much
to do
with this.
But we may believe,
also,
that the author's close study of the King James version of the Old Testament during the weeks of travel through Palestine exerted a powerful influence upon his style.
The man who had recited
“The Burial of Moses
“
to Joe Goodman,
with so much feeling,
could not fail
to be mastered by the simple yet stately Bible phrase and imagery.
Many of the fine descriptive passages in
“The Innocents Abroad”
have something almost Biblical in their phrasing.
The writer of this memoir heard in childhood
“The Innocents Abroad”
read aloud,
and has never forgotten the poetic spell that fell upon him as he listened
to a paragraph written of Tangier:
"Here is a crumbled wall that was old when Columbus discovered America;
old when Peter the Hermit roused the knightly men of the Middle Ages
to arm
for the first Crusade;
old when Charlemagne and his paladins beleaguered enchanted castles and battled
with giants and genii in the fabled days of the olden time;
old when Christ and His disciples walked the earth;
stood where it stands to-day when the lips of Memnon were vocal and men bought and sold in the streets of ancient Thebes.”
Mark Twain returned
to America
to find himself,
if not famous,
at least in very high repute.
The
“Alta”
and
“Tribune”
letters had carried his name
to every corner of his native land.
He was in demand now.
To his mother he wrote:
"I have eighteen offers
to lecture,
at $100 each,
in various parts of the Union--have declined them all .
.
.
.
Belong on the
“Tribune”
staff and shall write occasionally.
Am offered the same berth to-day on the
‘Herald,’
by letter.”
He was in Washington at this time,
having remained in New York but one day.
He had accepted a secretaryship from Senator Stewart of Nevada,
but this arrangement was a brief one.
He required fuller freedom
for his Washington correspondence and general literary undertakings.
He had been in Washington but a few days when he received a letter that meant more
to him than he could possibly have dreamed at the moment.
It was from Elisha Bliss,
Jr. ,
manager of the American Publishing Company,
of Hartford,
Connecticut,
and it suggested gathering the Mediterranean travel-letters into a book.
Bliss was a capable,
energetic man,
with a taste
for humor,
and believed there was money
for author and publisher in the travel-book.
The proposition pleased Mark Twain,
who replied at once,
asking
for further details as
to Bliss's plan.
Somewhat later he made a trip
to Hartford,
and the terms
for the publication of
“The Innocents Abroad”
were agreed upon.
It was
to be a large illustrated book
for subscription sale,
and the author was
to receive five per cent of the selling price.
Bliss had offered him the choice between this royalty and ten thousand dollars cash.
Though much tempted by the large sum
to be paid in hand,
Mark Twain decided in favor of the royalty plan--"the best business judgment I ever displayed,”
he used
to say afterward.
He agreed
to arrange the letters
for book publication,
revising and rewriting where necessary,
and went back
to Washington well pleased.
He did not realize that his agreement
with Bliss marked the beginning of one of the most notable publishing connections in American literary history.
XXVIII.
OLIVIA LANGDON.
WORK ON THE
“INNOCENTS”
Certainly this was a momentous period in Mark Twain's life.
It was a time of great events,
and among them was one which presently would come
to mean more
to him than all the rest--the beginning of his acquaintance
with Olivia Langdon.
One evening in late December when Samuel Clemens had come
to New York
to visit his old
“Quaker City”
room-mate,
Dan Slote,
he found there other ship comrades,
including Jack Van Nostrand and Charlie Langdon.
It was a joyful occasion,
but one still happier followed it.
Young Langdon's father and sister Olivia were in New York,
and an evening or two later the boy invited his distinguished
“Quaker City”
shipmate
to dine
with them at the old St. Nicholas Hotel.
We may believe that Samuel Clemens went willingly enough.
He had never forgotten the September day in the Bay of Smyrna when he had first seen the sweet-faced miniature--now,
at last he looked upon the reality.
Long afterward he said:
"It was forty years ago.
From that day
to this she has never been out of my mind.”
Charles Dickens gave a reading that night at Steinway Hall.
The Langdons attended,
and Samuel Clemens
with them.
He recalled long after that Dickens wore a black velvet coat
with a fiery-red flower in his buttonhole,
and that he read the storm scene from
“David Copperfield"-- the death of James Steerforth;
but he remembered still more clearly the face and dress and the slender,
girlish figure of Olivia Langdon at his side.
Olivia Langdon was twenty-two years old at this time,
delicate as the miniature he had seen,
though no longer in the fragile health of her girlhood.
Gentle,
winning,
lovable,
she was the family idol,
and Samuel Clemens was no less her worshiper from the first moment of their meeting.
Miss Langdon,
on her part,
was at first rather dazed by the strange,
brilliant,
handsome man,
so unlike anything she had known before.
When he had gone,
she had the feeling that something like a great meteor had crossed her sky.
To her brother,
who was eager
for her good opinion of his celebrity,
she admitted her admiration,
if not her entire approval.
Her father had no doubts.
With a keen sense of humor and a deep knowledge of men,
Jervis Langdon was from that first evening the devoted champion of Mark Twain.
Clemens saw Miss Langdon again during the holidays,
and by the week's end he had planned
to visit Elmira--soon.
But fate managed differently.
He was not
to see Elmira
for the better part of a year.
He returned
to his work in Washington--the preparation of the book and his newspaper correspondence.
It was in connection
with the latter that he first met General Grant,
then not yet President.
The incident,
characteristic of both men,
is worth remembering.
Mark Twain had called by permission,
elated
with the prospect of an interview.
But when he looked into the square,
smileless face of the soldier he found himself,
for the first time in his life,
without anything particular
to say.
Grant nodded slightly and waited.
His caller wished something would happen.
It did.
His inspiration returned.
"General,”
he said,
"I seem
to be slightly embarrassed.
Are you?”
Grant's severity broke up in laughter.
There were no further difficulties.
Work on the book did not go so well.
There were many distractions in Washington,
and Clemens did not like the climate there.
Then he found the
“Alta”
had copyrighted his letters and were reluctant
to allow him
to use them.
He decided
to sail at once
for San Francisco.
If he could arrange the
“Alta”
matter,
he would finish his work there.
He did,
in fact,
carry out this plan,
and all difficulties vanished on his arrival.
His old friend Colonel McComb obtained
for him free use of the
“Alta”
letters.
The way was now clear
for his book.
His immediate need of funds,
however,
induced him
to lecture.
In May he wrote Bliss:
"I lectured here on the trip
(the Quaker City excursion)
the other night;
$1,600 in gold in the house;
every seat taken and paid
for before night.”
He settled down
to work now
with his usual energy,
editing and rewriting,
and in two months had the big manuscript ready
for delivery.
Mark Twain's friends urged him
to delay his return to
“the States”
long enough
to make a lecture tour through California and Nevada.
He must give his new lecture,
they told him,
to his old friends.
He agreed,
and was received at Virginia City,
Carson,
and elsewhere like a returning conqueror.
He lectured again in San Francisco just before sailing.
The announcement of his lecture was highly original.
It was a hand-bill supposed
to have been issued by the foremost citizens of San Francisco,
a mock protest against his lecture,
urging him
to return
to New York without inflicting himself on them again.
On the same bill was printed his reply.
In it he said:
"I will torment the people if I want to.
It only costs them $1 apiece,
and,
if they can't stand it,
what do they stay here for?”
He promised positively
to sail on July 6th if they would let him talk just this once.
There was a good deal more of this drollery on the bill,
which ended
with the announcement that he would appear at the Mercantile Library on July 2d.
It is unnecessary
to say that the place was jammed on that evening.
It was probably the greatest lecture event San Francisco has ever known.
Four days later,
July 6,
1868,
Mark Twain sailed,
via Aspinwall,
for New York,
and on the 28th delivered the manuscript of
“The Innocents Abroad,
or the New Pilgrim's Progress,”
to his Hartford publisher.
XXIX THE VISIT
to ELMIRA AND ITS CONSEQUENCES Samuel Clemens now decided
to pay his long-deferred visit
to the Langdon home in Elmira.
Through Charlie Langdon he got the invitation renewed,
and
for a glorious week enjoyed the generous hospitality of the beautiful Langdon home and the society of fair Olivia Langdon--Livy,
as they called her--realizing more and more that
for him there could never be any other woman in the world.
He spoke no word of this
to her,
but on the morning of the day when his visit would end he relieved himself
to Charlie Langdon,
much
to the young man's alarm.
Greatly as he admired Mark Twain himself,
he did not think him,
or,
indeed,
any man,
good enough for
“Livy,”
whom he considered little short of a saint.
Clemens was
to take a train that evening,
but young Langdon said,
when he recovered:
"Look here,
Clemens,
there's a train in half an hour.
I'll help you catch it.
Don't wait until tonight;
go now!”
Mark Twain shook his head.
"No,
Charlie,”
he said,
in his gentle drawl.
"I want
to enjoy your hospitality a little longer.
I promise
to be circumspect,
and I'll go to-night.”
That night after dinner,
when it was time
to take the train,
a light two- seated wagon was at the gate.
Young Langdon and his guest took the back seat,
which,
for some reason,
had not been locked in its place.
The horse started
with a quick forward spring,
and the seat
with its two occupants described a circle and landed
with force on the cobbled street.
Neither passenger was seriously hurt--only dazed a little
for the moment.
But
to Mark Twain there came a sudden inspiration.
Here was a chance
to prolong his visit.
When the Langdon household gathered
with restoratives,
he did not recover at once,
and allowed himself
to be supported
to an arm-chair
for further remedies.
Livy Langdon showed especial anxiety.
He was not allowed
to go,
now,
of course;
he must stay until it was certain that his recovery was complete.
Perhaps he had been internally injured.
His visit was prolonged two weeks,
two weeks of pure happiness,
and when he went away he had fully resolved
to win Livy Langdon
for his wife.
Mark Twain now went
to Hartford
to look after his book proofs,
and there
for the first time met the Rev.
Joseph H.
Twichell,
who would become his closest friend.
The two men,
so different in many ways,
always had the fondest admiration
for each other;
each recognized in the other great courage,
humanity,
and sympathy.
Clemens would gladly have remained in Hartford that winter.
Twichell presented him
to many congenial people,
including Charles Dudley Warner,
Harriet Beecher Stowe,
and other writing folk.
But flattering lecture offers were made him,
and he could no longer refuse.
He called his new lecture
“The Vandal Abroad,”
it being chapters from the forthcoming book,
and it was a great success everywhere.
His houses were crowded;
the newspapers were enthusiastic.
His delivery was described as a
“long,
monotonous drawl,
with fun invariably coming in at the end of a sentence--after a pause.”
He began
to be recognized everywhere--to have great popularity.
People came out on the street
to see him pass.
Many of his lecture engagements were in central New York,
no great distance from Elmira.
He had a standing invitation
to visit the Langdon home,
and went when he could.
His courtship,
however,
was not entirely smooth.
Much as Mr. Langdon honored his gifts and admired him personally,
he feared that his daughter,
who had known so little of life and the outside world,
and the brilliant traveler,
lecturer,
author,
might not find happiness in marriage.
Many absurd stories have been told of Mark Twain's first interview
with Jervis Langdon on this subject,
but these are without foundation.
It was an earnest discussion on both sides,
and left Samuel Clemens rather crestfallen,
though not without hope.
More than once the subject was discussed between the two men that winter as the lecturer came and went,
his fame always growing.
In time the Langdon household had grown
to feel that he belonged
to them.
It would be only a step further
to make him really one of the family.
There was no positive engagement at first,
for it was agreed between Clemens and Jervis Langdon that letters should be sent by Mr. Langdon
to those who had known his would-be son-in-law earlier,
with inquiries as
to his past conduct and general character.
It was a good while till answers
to these came,
and when they arrived Samuel Clemens was on hand
to learn the result.
Mr. Langdon had a rather solemn look when they were alone together.
Clemens asked,"You've heard from those gentlemen out there?”
"Yes,
and from another gentlemen I wrote
to concerning you.”
"They don't appear
to have been very enthusiastic,
from your manner.”
"Well,
yes,
some of them were.”
"I suppose I may ask what particular form their emotion took.”
"Oh,
yes,
yes;
they agree unanimously that you are a brilliant,
able man- -a man
with a future,
and that you would make about the worst husband on record.”
The applicant had a forlorn look.
"There is nothing very evasive about that,”
he said.
Langdon reflected.
"Haven't you any other friend that you could suggest?”
"Apparently none whose testimony would be valuable.”
Jervis Langdon held out his hand.
"You have at least one,”
he said.
"I believe in you.
I know you better then they do.”
The engagement of Samuel Langhorne Clemens and Olivia Lewis Langdon was ratified next day,
February 4,
1869.
To Jane Clemens her son wrote:
"She is a little body,
but she hasn't her peer in Christendom.”
XXX.
THE NEW BOOK AND A WEDDING Clemens closed his lecture tour in March
with a profit of something more than eight thousand dollars.
He had intended
to make a spring tour of California,
but went
to Elmira instead.
The revised proofs of his book were coming now,
and he and gentle Livy Langdon read them together.
Samuel Clemens realized presently that the girl he had chosen had a delicate literary judgment.
She became all at once his editor,
a position she held until her death.
Her refining influence had much
to do
with Mark Twain's success,
then and later,
and the world owes her a debt of gratitude.
Through that first pleasant summer these two worked at the proofs and planned
for their future,
and were very happy indeed.
It was about the end of July when the big book appeared at last,
and its success was startling.
Nothing like it had ever been known before.
Mark Twain's name seemed suddenly
to be on every tongue--his book in everybody's hands.
From one end of the country
to the other,
readers were hailing him as the greatest humorist and descriptive writer of modern times.
By the first of the year more than thirty thousand volumes had been sold.
It was a book of travel;
its lowest price was three and a half dollars;
the record has not been equaled since.
In England also large editions had been issued,
and translations into foreign languages were under way.
It was and is a great book,
because it is a human book-- a book written straight from the heart.
If Mark Twain had not been famous before,
he was so now.
Indeed,
it is doubtful if any other American author was so widely known and read as the author of
“The Innocents Abroad”
during that first half-year after its publication.
Yet
for some reason he still did not regard himself as a literary man.
He was a journalist,
and began
to look about
for a paper which he could buy-his idea being
to establish a business and a home.
Through Mr. Langdon's assistance,
he finally obtained an interest in the
“Buffalo Express,”
and the end of the year 1869 found him established as its associate editor,
though still lecturing here and there,
because his wedding-day was near at hand and there must be no lack of funds.
It was the 2d of February,
1870,
that Samuel Clemens and Olivia Langdon were married.
A few days before,
he sat down one night and wrote
to Jim Gillis,
away out in the Tuolumne Hills,
and told him of all his good fortune,
recalling their days at Angel's Camp,
and the absurd frog story,
which he said had been the beginning of his happiness.
In the five years since then he had traveled a long way,
but he had not forgotten.
On the morning of his wedding-day Mark Twain received from his publisher a check
for four thousand dollars,
his profit from three months’
sales of the book,
a handsome sum.
The wedding was mainly a family affair.
Twichell and his wife came over from Hartford--Twichell
to assist Thomas K.
Beecher in performing the ceremony.
Jane Clemens could not come,
nor Orion and his wife;
but Pamela,
a widow now,
and her daughter Annie,
grown
to a young lady,
arrived from St. Louis.
Not more than one hundred guests gathered in the stately Langdon parlors that in future would hold so much history
for Samuel Clemens and Olivia Langdon--so much of the story of life and death that thus made its beginning there.
Then,
at seven in the evening,
they were married,
and the bride danced
with her father,
and the Rev.
Thomas Beecher declared she wore the longest gloves he had ever seen.
It was the next afternoon that the wedding-party set out
for Buffalo.
Through a Mr. Slee,
an agent of Mr. Langdon's,
Clemens had engaged,
as he supposed,
a boarding-house,
quiet and unpretentious,
for he meant
to start his married life modestly.
Jervis Langdon had a plan of his own
for his daughter,
but Clemens had received no inkling of it,
and had full faith in the letter which Slee had written,
saying that a choice and inexpensive boarding-house had been secured.
When,
about nine o'clock that night,
the party reached Buffalo,
they found Mr. Slee waiting at the station.
There was snow,
and sleighs had been ordered.
Soon after starting,
the sleigh of the bride and groom fell behind and drove about rather aimlessly,
apparently going nowhere in particular.
This disturbed the groom,
who thought they should arrive first and receive their guests.
He criticized Slee
for selecting a house that was so hard
to find,
and when they turned at last into Delaware Avenue,
Buffalo's finest street,
and stopped before a handsome house,
he was troubled concerning the richness of the locality.
They were on the steps when the door opened and a perfect fairyland of lights and decoration was revealed within.
The friends who had gone ahead came out
with greetings
to lead in the bride and groom.
Servants hurried forward
to take bags and wraps.
They were ushered inside;
they were led through beautiful rooms,
all newly appointed and garnished.
The bridegroom was dazed,
unable
to understand the meaning of it all--the completeness of their possession.
At last his young wife put her hand upon his arm.
"Don't you understand,
Youth?”
she said--that was always her name
for him.
"Don't you understand?
It is ours,
all ours--everything--a gift from father.”
But still he could not quite grasp it,
and Mr. Langdon brought a little box and,
opening it,
handed them the deeds.
Nobody quite remembers what was the first remark that Samuel Clemens made,
but either then or a little later he said:
"Mr. Langdon,
whenever you are in Buffalo,
if it's twice a year,
come right here.
Bring your bag and stay overnight if you want to.
It sha'n't cost you a cent.”
XXXI.
MARK TWAIN IN BUFFALO Mark Twain remained less than two years in Buffalo--a period of much affliction.
In the beginning,
prospects could hardly have been brighter.
His beautiful home seemed perfect.
At the office he found work
to his hand,
and enjoyed it.
His co-editor,
J.
W.
Larned,
who sat across the table from him,
used
to tell later how Mark enjoyed his work as he went along-- the humor of it--frequently laughing as some new absurdity came into his mind.
He was not very regular in his arrivals,
but he worked long hours and turned in a vast amount of
“copy"--skits,
sketches,
editorials,
and comments of a varied sort.
Not all of it was humorous;
he would stop work any time on an amusing sketch
to attack some abuse or denounce an injustice,
and he did it in scorching words that made offenders pause.
Once,
when two practical jokers had sent in a marriage notice of persons not even contemplating matrimony,
he wrote:
"This deceit has been practised maliciously by a couple of men whose small souls will escape through their pores some day if they do not varnish their hides.”
In May he considerably increased his income by undertaking a department called
“Memoranda”
for the new
“Galaxy”
magazine.
The outlook was now so promising that
to his lecture agent,
James Redpath,
he wrote:
"DEAR RED:
I'm not going
to lecture any more forever.
I've got things ciphered down
to a fraction now.
I know just about what it will cost
to live,
and I can make the money without lecturing.
Therefore,
old man,
count me out.”
And in a second letter:
"I guess I'm out of the field permanently.
Have got a lovely wife,
a lovely house bewitchingly furnished,
a lovely carriage,
and a coachman whose style and dignity are simply awe-inspiring,
nothing less;
and I'm making more money than necessary,
by considerable,
and therefore why crucify myself nightly on the platform! The subscriber will have
to be excused,
for the present season,
at least.”
The little household on Delaware Avenue was indeed a happy place during those early months.
Neither Clemens nor his wife in those days cared much
for society,
preferring the comfort of their own home.
Once when a new family moved into a house across the way they postponed calling until they felt ashamed.
Clemens himself called first.
One Sunday morning he noticed smoke pouring from an upper window of their neighbor's house.
The occupants,
seated on the veranda,
evidently did not suspect their danger.
Clemens stepped across
to the gate and,
bowing politely,
said:
"My name is Clemens;
we ought
to have called on you before,
and I beg your pardon
for intruding now in this informal way,
but your house is on fire.”
It was at the moment when life seemed at its best that shadows gathered.
Jervis Langdon had never accepted his son-in-law's playful invitation to
“bring his bag and stay overnight,”
and now the time
for it was past.
In the spring his health gave way.
Mrs. Clemens,
who adored him,
went
to Elmira
to be at his bedside.
Three months of lingering illness brought the end.
His death was a great blow
to Mrs. Clemens,
and the strain of watching had been very hard.
Her own health,
never robust,
became poor.
A girlhood friend,
who came
to cheer her
with a visit,
was taken down
with typhoid fever.
Another long period of anxiety and nursing ended
with the young woman's death in the Clemens home.
To Mark Twain and his wife it seemed that their bright days were over.
The arrival of little Langdon Clemens,
in November,
brought happiness,
but his delicate hold on life was so uncertain that the burden of anxiety grew.
Amid so many distractions Clemens found his work hard.
His
“Memoranda”
department in the
“Galaxy”
must be filled and be bright and readable.
His work at the office could not be neglected.
Then,
too,
he had made a contract
with Bliss
for another book
“Roughing It"--and he was trying
to get started on that.
He began
to chafe under the relentless demands of the magazine and newspaper.
Finally he could stand it no longer.
He sold his interest in the
“Express,”
at a loss,
and gave up the
“Memoranda.”
In the closing number
(April,
1871)
he said:
"For the last eight months,
with hardly an interval,
I have had
for my fellows and comrades,
night and day,
doctors and watchers of the sick! During these eight months death has taken two members of my home circle and malignantly threatened two others.
All this I have experienced,
yet all the time have been under contract
to furnish humorous matter,
once a month,
for this magazine ....
To be a pirate on a low salary and
with no share of the profits in the business used
to be my idea of an uncomfortable occupation,
but I have other views now.
To be a monthly humorist in a cheerless time is drearier.”
XXXII.
AT WORK ON
“ROUGHING IT”
The Clemens family now went
to Elmira,
to Quarry Farm--a beautiful hilltop place,
overlooking the river and the town--the home of Mrs. Clemens's sister,
Mrs. Theodore Crane.
They did not expect
to return
to Buffalo,
and the house there was offered
for sale.
For them the sunlight had gone out of it.
Matters went better at Quarry Farm.
The invalids gained strength;
work on the book progressed.
The Clemenses that year fell in love
with the place that was
to mean so much
to them in the many summers
to come.
Mark Twain was not altogether satisfied,
however,
with his writing.
He was afraid it was not up
to his literary standard.
His spirits were at low ebb when his old first editor,
Joe Goodman,
came East and stopped off at Elmira.
Clemens hurried him out
to the farm,
and,
eagerly putting the chapters of
“Roughing It”
into his hands,
asked him
to read them.
Goodman seated himself comfortably by a window,
while the author went over
to a table and pretended
to write,
but was really watching Goodman,
who read page after page solemnly and
with great deliberation.
Presently Mark Twain could stand it no longer.
He threw down his pen,
exclaiming:
"I knew it! I knew it! I've been writing nothing but rot.
You have sat there all this time reading without a smile--but I am not wholly
to blame.
I have been trying
to write a funny book
with dead people and sickness everywhere.
Oh,
Joe,
I wish I could die myself!”
"Mark,”
said Goodman,
"I was reading critically,
not
for amusement,
and so far as I have read,
and can judge,
this is one of the best things you have ever written.
I have found it perfectly absorbing.
You are doing a great book!”
That was enough.
Clemens knew that Goodman never spoke idly of such matters.
The author of
“Roughing It”
was a changed man--full of enthusiasm,
eager
to go on.
He offered
to pay Goodman a salary
to stay and furnish inspiration.
Goodman declined the salary,
but remained
for several weeks,
and during long walks which the two friends took over the hills gave advice,
recalled good material,
and was a great help and comfort.
In May,
Clemens wrote
to Bliss that he had twelve hundred manuscript pages of the new book written and was turning out from thirty
to sixty-five per day.
He was in high spirits.
The family health had improved--once more prospects were bright.
He even allowed Redpath
to persuade him
to lecture again during the coming season.
Selling his share of the
“Express”
at a loss had left Mark Twain considerably in debt and lecture profits would furnish the quickest means of payment.
When the summer ended the Clemens family took up residence in Hartford,
Connecticut,
in the fine old Hooker house,
on Forest Street.
Hartford held many attractions
for Mark Twain.
His publishers were located there,
also it was the home of a distinguished group of writers,
and of the Rev.
"Joe”
Twichell.
Neither Clemens nor his wife had felt that they could return
to Buffalo.
The home there was sold--its contents packed and shipped.
They did not see it again.
His book finished,
Mark Twain lectured pretty steadily that winter,
often in the neighborhood of Boston,
which was lecture headquarters.
Mark Twain enjoyed Boston.
In Redpath's office one could often meet and
“swap stories”
with Josh Billings
(Henry W.
Shaw)
and Petroleum V.
Nasby
(David R.
Locke)--well-known humorists of that day--while in the strictly literary circle there were William Dean Howells,
Thomas Bailey Aldrich,
Bret Harte
(who by this time had become famous and journeyed eastward),
and others of their sort.
They were all young and eager and merry,
then,
and they gathered at luncheons in snug corners and talked gaily far into the dimness of winter afternoons.
Harte had been immediately accorded a high place in the Boston group.
Mark Twain as a strictly literary man was still regarded rather doubtfully by members of the older set--the Brahmins,
as they were called--but the young men already hailed him joyfully,
reveling in the fine,
fearless humor of his writing,
his wonderful talk,
his boundless humanity.
XXXIII.
IN ENGLAND Mark Twain closed his lecture season in February
(1872),
and during the same month his new book,
"Roughing It,”
came from the press.
He disliked the lecture platform,
and he felt that he could now abandon it.
He had made up his loss in Buffalo and something besides.
Furthermore,
the advance sales on his book had been large.
"Roughing It,”
in fact,
proved a very successful book.
Like
“The Innocents Abroad,”
it was the first of its kind,
fresh in its humor and description,
true in its picture of the frontier life he had known.
In three months forty thousand copies had been sold,
and now,
after more than forty years,
it is still a popular book.
The life it describes is all gone-the scenes are changed.
It is a record of a vanished time--a delightful history--as delightful to-day as ever.
Eighteen hundred and seventy-two was an eventful year
for Mark Twain.
In March his second child,
a little girl whom they named Susy,
was born,
and three months later the boy,
Langdon,
died.
He had never been really strong,
and a heavy cold and diphtheria brought the end.
Clemens did little work that summer.
He took his family
to Saybrook,
Connecticut,
for the sea air,
and near the end of August,
when Mrs. Clemens had regained strength and courage,
he sailed
for England
to gather material
for a book on English life and custoMs. He felt very friendly toward the English,
who had been highly appreciative of his writings,
and he wished their better acquaintance.
He gave out no word of the book idea,
and it seems unlikely that any one in England ever suspected it.
He was there three months,
and beyond some notebook memoranda made during the early weeks of his stay he wrote not a line.
He was too delighted
with everything
to write a book--a book of his kind.
In letters home he declared the country
to be as beautiful as fairyland.
By all classes attentions were showered upon him--honors such as he had never received even in America.
W.
D.
Howells writes:[8]
“In England rank,
fashion,
and culture rejoiced in him.
Lord mayors,
lord chief justices,
and magnates of many kinds were his hosts;
he was desired in country houses,
and his bold genius captivated the favor of periodicals,
that spurned the rest of our nation.”
He could not make a book--a humorous book--out of these people and their country;
he was too fond of them.
England fairly reveled in Mark Twain.
At one of the great banquets,
a roll of the distinguished guests was called,
and the names properly applauded.
Mark Twain,
busily engaged in low conversation
with his neighbor,
applauded without listening,
vigorously or mildly,
as the others led.
Finally a name was followed by a great burst of long and vehement clapping.
This must be some very great person indeed,
and Mark Twain,
not
to be outdone in his approval,
stoutly kept his hands going when all others had finished.
"Whose name was that we were just applauding?”
he asked of his neighbor.
"Mark Twain's.”
But it was no matter;
they took it all as one of his jokes.
He was a wonder and a delight
to them.
Whatever he did or said was
to them supremely amusing.
When,
on one occasion,
a speaker humorously referred
to his American habit of carrying a cotton umbrella,
his reply that he did so
“because it was the only kind of an umbrella that an Englishman wouldn't steal,”
was repeated all over England next day as one of the finest examples of wit since the days of Swift.
He returned
to America at the end of November;
promising
to come back and lecture
to them the following year.
[7] From
“My Mark Twain,”
by W.
D.
Howells.
XXXIV.
A NEW BOOK AND NEW ENGLISH TRIUMPHS But if Mark Twain could find nothing
to write of in England,
he found no lack of material in America.
That winter in Hartford,
with Charles Dudley Warner,
he wrote
“The Gilded Age.”
The Warners were neighbors,
and the families visited back and forth.
One night at dinner,
when the two husbands were criticizing the novels their wives were reading,
the wives suggested that their author husbands write a better one.
The challenge was accepted.
On the spur of the moment Warner and Clemens agreed that they would write a book together,
and began it immediately.
Clemens had an idea already in mind.
It was
to build a romance around that lovable dreamer,
his mother's cousin,
James Lampton,
whom the reader will recall from an earlier chapter.
Without delay he set
to work and soon completed the first three hundred and ninety-nine pages of the new story.
Warner came over and,
after listening
to its reading,
went home and took up the story.
In two months the novel was complete,
Warner doing most of the romance,
Mark Twain the character parts.
Warner's portion was probably pure fiction,
but Mark Twain's chapters were full of history.
Judge Hawkins and wife were Mark Twain's father and mother;
Washington Hawkins,
his brother Orion.
Their doings,
with those of James Lampton as Colonel Sellers,
were,
of course,
elaborated,
but the story of the Tennessee land,
as told in that book,
is very good history indeed.
Laura Hawkins,
however,
was only real in the fact that she bore the name of Samuel Clemens's old playmate.
"The Gilded Age,”
published later in the year,
was well received and sold largely.
The character of Colonel Sellers at once took a place among the great fiction characters of the world,
and is probably the best known of any American creation.
His watchword,
"There's millions in it!”
became a byword.
The Clemenses decided
to build in Hartford.
They bought a plot of land on Farmington Avenue,
in the literary neighborhood,
and engaged an architect and builder.
By spring,
the new house was well under way,
and,
matters progressing so favorably,
the owners decided
to take a holiday while the work was going on.
Clemens had been eager
to show England
to his wife;
so,
taking little Sissy,
now a year old,
they sailed in May,
to be gone half a year.
They remained
for a time in London--a period of honors and entertainment.
If Mark Twain had been a lion on his first visit,
he was hardly less than royalty now.
His rooms at the Langham Hotel were like a court.
The nation's most distinguished men--among them Robert Browning,
Sir John Millais,
Lord Houghton,
and Sir Charles Dilke--came
to pay their respects.
Authors were calling constantly.
Charles Reade and Wilkie Collins could not get enough of Mark Twain.
Reade proposed
to join
with him in writing a novel,
as Warner had done.
Lewis Carroll did not call,
being too timid,
but they met the author of
“Alice in Wonderland”
one night at a dinner,
"the shyest full-grown man,
except Uncle Remiss,
I ever saw,”
Mark Twain once declared.
Little Sissy and her father thrived on London life,
but it wore on Mrs. Clemens.
At the end of July they went quietly
to Edinburgh,
and settled at Veitch's Hotel,
on George Street.
The strain of London life had been too much
for Mrs. Clemens,
and her health became poor.
Unacquainted in Edinburgh,
Clemens only remembered that Dr. John Brown,
author of
“Rab and His Friends,”
lived there.
Learning the address,
he walked around
to 23 Rutland Street,
and made himself known.
Doctor Brown came forthwith,
and Mrs. Clemens seemed better from the moment of his arrival.
The acquaintance did not end there.
For a month the author of
“Rab”
and the little Clemens family were together daily.
Often they went
with him
to make his round of visits.
He was always leaning out of the carriage
to look at dogs.
It was told of him that once when he suddenly put his head from a carriage window he dropped back
with a disappointed look.
"Who was it?”
asked his companion.
"Some one you know?”
"No,
a dog I don't know.”
Dr. John was beloved by everybody in Scotland,
and his story of
“Rab”
had won him a world-wide following.
Children adored him.
Little Susy and he were playmates,
and he named her
“Megalopis,”
a Greek term,
suggested by her great,
dark eyes.
Mark Twain kept his promise
to lecture
to a London audience.
On the 13th of October,
in the Queen's Concert Rooms,
Hanover Square,
he gave
“Our Fellow Savages of the Sandwich Islands.”
The house was packed.
Clemens was not introduced.
He appeared on the platform in evening dress,
assuming the character of a manager,
announcing a disappointment.
Mr. Clemens,
he said,
had fully expected
to be present.
He paused,
and loud murmurs arose from the audience.
He lifted his hand and the noise subsided.
Then he added,
"I am happy
to say that Mark Twain is present and will now give his lecture.”
The audience roared its approval.
He continued his lectures at Hanover Square through the week,
and at no time in his own country had he won such a complete triumph.
He was the talk of the streets.
The papers were full of him.
The
“London Times”
declared his lectures had only whetted the public appetite
for more.
His manager,
George Dolby
(formerly manager
for Charles Dickens),
urged him
to remain and continue the course through the winter.
Clemens finally agreed that he would take his family back
to America and come back himself within the month.
This plan he carried out.
Returning
to London,
he lectured steadily
for two months in the big Hanover Square rooms,
giving his
“Roughing It”
address,
and it was only toward the end that his audience showed any sign of diminishing.
There is probably no other such a lecture triumph on record.
Mark Twain was at the pinnacle of his first glory:
thirty-six,
in full health,
prosperous,
sought by the world's greatest,
hailed in the highest places almost as a king.
Tom Sawyer's dreams of greatness had been all too modest.
In its most dazzling moments his imagination had never led him so far.
XXXV.
BEGINNING
“TOM SAWYER It was at the end of January,
1874,
when Mark Twain returned
to America.
His reception abroad had increased his prestige at home.
Howells and Aldrich came over from Boston
to tell him what a great man he had become- -to renew those Boston days of three years before--to talk and talk of all the things between the earth and sky.
And Twichell came in,
of course,
and Warner,
and no one took account of time,
or hurried,
or worried about anything at all.
"We had two such days as the aging sun no longer shines on in his round,”
wrote Howells,
long after,
and he tells how he and Aldrich were so carried away
with Clemens's success in subscription publication that on the way back
to Boston they planned a book
to sell in that way.
It was
to be called
“Twelve Memorable Murders,”
and they had made two or three fortunes from it by the time they reached Boston.
"But the project ended there.
We never killed a single soul,”
Howells once confessed
to the writer of this memoir.
At Quarry Farm that summer Mark Twain began the writing of
“The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.”
He had been planning
for some time
to set down the story of those far-off days along the river-front at Hannibal,
with John Briggs,
Tom Blankenship,
and the rest of that graceless band,
and now in the cool luxury of a little study which Mrs. Crane had built
for him on the hillside he set himself
to spin the fabric of his youth.
The study was a delightful place
to work.
It was octagonal in shape,
with windows on all sides,
something like a pilot-house.
From any direction the breeze could come,
and there were fine views.
To Twichell he wrote:
"It is a cozy nest,
and just room in it
for a sofa,
table,
and three or four chairs,
and when the storm sweeps down the remote valley and the lightning flashes behind the hills beyond,
and the rain beats on the roof over my head,
imagine the luxury of it!”
He worked steadily there that summer.
He would begin mornings,
soon after breakfast,
keeping at it until nearly dinner-time,
say until five or after,
for it was not his habit
to eat the midday meal.
Other members of the family did not venture near the place;
if he was wanted urgently,
a horn was blown.
His work finished,
he would light a cigar and,
stepping lightly down the stone flight that led
to the house-level,
he would find where the family had assembled and read
to them his day's work.
Certainly those were golden days,
and the tale of Tom and Huck and Joe Harper progressed.
To Dr. John Brown,
in Scotland,
he wrote:
"I have been writing fifty pages of manuscript a day,
on an average,
for some time now,
..
.
.
and consequently have been so wrapped up in it and dead
to everything else that I have fallen mighty short in letter-writing.”
But the inspiration of Tom and Huck gave out when the tale was half finished,
or perhaps it gave way
to a new interest.
News came one day that a writer in San Francisco,
without permission,
had dramatized
“The Gilded Age,”
and that it was being played by John T.
Raymond,
an actor of much power.
Mark Twain had himself planned
to dramatize the character of Colonel Sellers and had taken out dramatic copyright.
He promptly stopped the California production,
then wrote the dramatist a friendly letter,
and presently bought the play of him,
and set in
to rewrite it.
It proved a great success.
Raymond played it
for several years.
Colonel Sellers on the stage became fully as popular as in the book,
and very profitable indeed.
XXXVI.
THE NEW HOME The new home in Hartford was ready that autumn--the beautiful house finished,
or nearly finished,
the handsome furnishings in place.
It was a lovely spot.
There were trees and grass--a green,
shady slope that fell away
to a quiet stream.
The house itself,
quite different from the most of the houses of that day,
had many wings and balconies,
and toward the back a great veranda that looked down the shaded slope.
The kitchen was not at the back.
As Mark Twain was unlike any other man that ever lived,
so his house was not like other houses.
When asked why he built the kitchen toward the street,
he said:
"So the servants can see the circus go by without running into the front yard.”
But this was probably his afterthought.
The kitchen wing extended toward Farmington Avenue,
but it was a harmonious detail of the general plan.
Many frequenters have tried
to express the charm of Mark Twain's household.
Few have succeeded,
for it lay not in the house itself,
nor in its furnishings,
beautiful as these things were,
but in the personality of its occupants--the daily round of their lives--the atmosphere which they unconsciously created.
From its wide entrance-hall and tiny,
jewel like conservatory below
to the billiard-room at the top of the house,
it seemed perfectly appointed,
serenely ordered,
and full of welcome.
The home of one of the most unusual and unaccountable personalities in the world was filled
with gentleness and peace.
It was Mrs. Clemens who was chiefly responsible.
She was no longer the half- timid,
inexperienced girl he had married.
Association,
study,
and travel had brought her knowledge and confidence.
When the great ones of the world came
to visit America's most picturesque literary figure,
she gave welcome
to them,
and filled her place at his side
with such sweet grace that those who came
to pay their dues
to him often returned
to pay still greater devotion
to his companion.
William Dean Howells,
so often a visitor there,
once said
to the writer:
"Words cannot express Mrs. Clemens--her fineness,
her delicate,
wonderful tact.”
And again,
"She was not only a beautiful soul,
but a woman of singular intellectual power.”
There were always visitors in the Clemens home.
Above the mantel in the library was written:
"The ornament of a house is the friends that frequent it,”
and the Clemens home never lacked of those ornaments,
and they were of the world's best.
No distinguished person came
to America that did not pay a visit
to Hartford and Mark Twain.
Generally it was not merely a call,
but a stay of days.
The welcome was always genuine,
the entertainment unstinted.
George Warner,
a close neighbor,
once said:
"The Clemens house was the only one I have ever known where there was never any preoccupation in the evenings and where visitors were always welcome.
Clemens was the best kind of a host;
his evenings after dinner were an unending flow of stories.”
As
for friends living near,
they usually came and went at will,
often without the ceremony of knocking or formal leave-taking.
The two Warner famines were among these,
the home of Charles Dudley Warner being only a step away.
Dr. and Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe were also close neighbors,
while the Twichell parsonage was not far.
They were all like one great family,
of which Mark Twain's home was the central gathering-place.
XXXVII.
"OLD TIMES,”
"SKETCHES,”
AND
“TOM SAWYER”
The Rev.
Joseph H.
Twichell and Mark Twain used
to take many long walks together,
and once they decided
to walk from Hartford
to Boston--about one hundred miles.
They decided
to allow three days
for the trip,
and really started one morning,
with some luncheon in a basket,
and a little bag of useful articles.
It was a bright,
brisk November day,
and they succeeded in getting
to Westford,
a distance of twenty-eight miles,
that evening.
But they were lame and foot-sore,
and next morning,
when they had limped six miles or so farther,
Clemens telegraphed
to Redpath:
"We have made thirty-five miles in less than five days.
This shows the thing can be done.
Shall finish now by rail.
Did you have any bets on us?”
He also telegraphed Howells that they were about
to arrive in Boston,
and they did,
in fact,
reach the Howells home about nine o'clock,
and found excellent company--the Cambridge set--and a most welcome supper waiting.
Clemens and Twichell were ravenous.
Clemens demanded food immediately.
Howells writes:
"I can see him now as he stood up in the midst of our friends,
with his head thrown back,
and in his hands a dish of those scalloped oysters without which no party in Cambridge was really a party,
exulting in the tale of his adventure,
which had abounded in the most original characters and amusing incidents at every mile of their progress.”
The pedestrians returned
to Hartford a day or two later--by train.
It was during another,
though less extended,
tour which Twichell and Clemens made that fall,
that the latter got his idea
for a Mississippi book.
Howells had been pleading
for something
for the January
“Atlantic,”
of which he was now chief editor,
but thus far Mark Twain's inspiration had failed.
He wrote at last,
"My head won't go,”
but later,
the same day,
he sent another hasty line.
"I take back the remark that I can't write
for the January number,
for Twichell and I have had a long walk in the woods,
and I got
to telling him about old Mississippi days of steam-boating glory and grandeur as I saw them
(during four years)
from the pilot-house.
He said,
'What a virgin subject
to hurl into a magazine!’
I hadn't thought of that before.
Would you like a series of papers
to run through three months,
or six,
or nine--or about four months,
say?”
Howells wrote at once,
welcoming the idea.
Clemens forthwith sent the first instalment of that marvelous series of river chapters which rank to-day among the very best of his work.
As pictures of the vanished Mississippi life they are so real,
so convincing,
so full of charm that they can never grow old.
As long as any one reads of the Mississippi they will look up those chapters of Mark Twain's piloting days.
When the first number appeared,
John Hay wrote:
"It is perfect;
no more,
no less.
I don't see how you do it.”
The
“Old Times”
chapter ran through seven numbers of the
“Atlantic,”
and show Mark Twain at his very best.
They form now most of the early chapters of
“Life on the Mississippi.”
The remainder of that book was added about seven years later.
Those were busy literary days
for Mark Twain.
Writing the river chapters carried him back,
and hardly had he finished them when he took up the neglected story of
“Tom and Huck,”
and finished that under full steam.
He at first thought of publishing it in the
“Atlantic",
but decided against this plan.
He sent Howells the manuscript
to read,
and received the fullest praise.
Howells wrote:
"It is altogether the best boy's story I ever read.
It will be an immense success.”
Clemens,
however,
delayed publication.
He had another volume in press--a collection of his sketches--among them the
“Jumping Frog,”
and others of his California days.
The
“Jumping Frog”
had been translated into French,
and in this book Mark Twain published the French version and then a literal retranslation of his own,
which is one of the most amusing features in the volume.
As an example,
the stranger's remark,
"I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better than any other frog,”
in the literal retranslation becomes,
"I no saw not that that frog had nothing of better than each frog,”
and Mark Twain parenthetically adds,
"If that isn't grammar gone
to seed,
then I count myself no judge.”
"Sketches New and Old”
went very well,
but the book had no such sale as
“The Adventures of Tom Sawyer,”
which appeared a year later,
December,
1876.
From the date of its issue it took its place as foremost of American stories of boy life,
a place that
to this day it shares only with
“Huck Finn.”
Mark Twain's own boy life in the little drowsy town of Hannibal,
with John Briggs and Tom Blankenship--their adventures in and about the cave and river--made perfect material.
The story is full of pure delight.
The camp on the island is a picture of boy heaven.
No boy that reads it but longs
for the woods and a camp-fire and some bacon strips in the frying-pan.
It is all so thrillingly told and so vivid.
We know certainly that it must all have happened.
"The Adventures of Tom Sawyer”
has taken a place side by side with
“Treasure Island.”
XXXVIII.
HOME PICTURES Mark Twain was now regarded by many as the foremost American author.
Certainly he was the most widely known.
As a national feature he rivaled Niagara Falls.
No civilized spot on earth that his name had not reached.
Letters merely addressed
“Mark Twain”
found their way
to him.
"Mark Twain,
United States,”
was a common superscription.
"Mark Twain,
The World,”
also reached him without delay,
while
“Mark Twain,
Somewhere,”
and
“Mark Twain,
Anywhere,”
in due time came
to Hartford.
"Mark Twain,
God Knows Where,”
likewise arrived promptly,
and in his reply he said,
"He did.”
Then a letter addressed
“The Devil Knows Where”
also reached him,
and he answered,
"He did,
too.”
Surely these were the farthermost limits of fame.
Countless anecdotes went the rounds of the press.
Among them was one which happened
to be true:
Their near neighbor,
Mrs. Harriet Beecher Stowe,
was leaving
for Florida one morning,
and Clemens ran over early
to say good-by.
On his return Mrs. Clemens looked at him severely.
"Why,
Youth,”
she said,
"you haven't on any collar and tie.”
He said nothing,
but went
to his room,
wrapped up those items in a neat package,
which he sent over by a servant
to Mrs. Stowe,
with the line:
"Herewith receive a call from the rest of me.”
Mrs. Stowe returned a witty note,
in which she said he had discovered a new principle--that of making calls by instalments,
and asked whether in extreme cases a man might not send his clothes and be himself excused.
Most of his work Mark Twain did at Quarry Farm.
Each summer the family-- there were two little girls now,
Susy and Clara--went
to that lovely place on the hilltop above Elmira,
where there were plenty of green fields and cows and horses and apple-trees,
a spot as wonderful
to them as John Quarles's farm had been
to their father,
so long ago.
All the family loved Quarry Farm,
and Mark Twain's work went more easily there.
His winters were not suited
to literary creation--there were too many social events,
though once--it was the winter of
‘76--he wrote a play
with Bret Harte,
who came
to Hartford and stayed at the Clemens home while the work was in progress.
It was a Chinese play,
"Ah Sin,”
and the two had a hilarious time writing it,
though the result did not prove much of a success
with the public.
Mark Twain often tried plays--one
with Howells,
among others--but the Colonel Sellers play was his only success.
Grand dinners,
trips
to Boston and New York,
guests in his own home,
occupied much of Mark Twain's winter season.
His leisure he gave
to his children and
to billiards.
He had a passion
for the game,
and at any hour of the day or night was likely
to be found in the room at the top of the house,
knocking the balls about alone or
with any visitor that he had enticed
to that den.
He mostly received his callers there,
and impressed them into the game.
If they could play,
well and good.
If not,
so much the better;
he could beat them extravagantly,
and he took huge delight in such contests.
Every Friday evening a party of billiard lovers--Hartford men--gathered and played,
and told stories,
and smoked,
until the room was blue.
Clemens never tired of the game.
He could play all night.
He would stay until the last man dropped from sheer weariness,
and then go on knocking the balls about alone.
But many evenings at home--early evenings--he gave
to Susy and Clara.
They had learned his gift as a romancer and demanded the most startling inventions.
They would bring him a picture requiring him
to fit a story
to it without a moment's delay.
Once he was suddenly ordered by Clara
to make a story out of a plumber and a
“bawgunstictor,”
which,
on the whole,
was easier than some of their requirements.
Along the book-shelves were ornaments and pictures.
A picture of a girl whom they called
“Emeline”
was at one end,
and at the other a cat.
Every little while they compelled him
to make a story beginning
with the cat and ending
with Emeline.
Always a new story,
and never the other way about.
The literary path from the cat
to Emeline was a perilous one,
but in time he could have traveled it in his dreaMs. XXXIX.
TRAMPING ABROAD It was now going on ten years since the publication of
“The Innocents Abroad,”
and there was a demand
for another Mark Twain book of travel.
Clemens considered the matter,
and decided that a walking-tour in Europe might furnish the material he wanted.
He spoke
to his good friend,
the Rev.
"Joe”
Twichell,
and invited him
to become his guest on such an excursion,
because,
as he explained,
he thought he could
“dig material enough out of Joe
to make it a sound investment.”
As a matter of fact,
he loved Twichell's companionship,
and was always inviting him
to share his journeys--to Boston,
to Bermuda,
to Washington--wherever interest or fancy led him.
His plan now was
to take the family
to Germany in the spring,
and let Twichell join them later
for a summer tramp down through the Black Forest and Switzerland.
Meantime the Clemens household took up the study of German.
The children had a German nurse--others a German teacher.
The household atmosphere became Teutonic.
Of course it all amused Mark Twain,
as everything amused him,
but he was a good student.
In a brief time he had a fair knowledge of every-day German and a really surprising vocabulary.
The little family sailed in April
(1878),
and a few weeks later were settled in the Schloss Hotel,
on a hill above Heidelberg,
overlooking the beautiful old castle,
the ancient town,
with the Neckar winding down the hazy valley--as fair a view as there is in all Germany.
Clemens found a room
for his work in a small house not far from the hotel.
On the day of his arrival he had pointed out this house and said he had decided
to work there--that his room would be the middle one on the third floor.
Mrs. Clemens laughed,
and thought the occupants of the house might be surprised when he came over
to take possession.
They amused themselves by watching
“his people”
and trying
to make out what they were like.
One day he went over that way,
and,
sure enough,
there was a sign,
"Furnished Rooms,”
and the one he had pointed out from the hotel was vacant.
It became his study forthwith.
The travelers were delighted
with their location.
To Howells,
Clemens wrote:
"Our bedroom has two great glass bird-cages
(inclosed balconies),
one looking toward the Rhine Valley and sunset,
the other looking up the Neckar cul de sac,
and,
naturally,
we spent nearly all our time in these.
We have tables and chairs in them .
.
.
.
It must have been a noble genius who devised this hotel.
Lord! how blessed is the repose,
the tranquillity of this place! Only two sounds:
the happy clamor of the birds in the groves and the muffled music of the Neckar tumbling over the opposing dikes.
It is no hardship
to lie awake awhile nights,
for thin subdued roar has exactly the sound of a steady rain beating upon a roof.
It is so healing
to the spirit;
and it bears up the thread of one's imaginings as the accompaniment bears up a song.”
Twichell was summoned
for August,
and wrote back eagerly at the prospect:
"Oh,
my! Do you realize,
Mark,
what a symposium it is
to be?
I do.
To begin with,
I am thoroughly tired,
and the rest will be worth everything.
To walk
with you and talk
with you
for weeks together-- why,
it's my dream of luxury!”
Meantime the struggle
with the
“awful German language”
went on.
Rosa,
the maid,
was required
to speak
to the children only in German,
though little Clara at first would have none of it.
Susy,
two years older,
tried,
and really made progress,
but one day she said,
pathetically:
"Mama,
I wish Rosa was made in English.”
But presently she was writing to
“Aunt Sue”
(Mrs. Crane)
at Quarry Farm:
"I know a lot of German;
everybody says I know a lot.
I give you a million dollars
to see you,
and you would give two hundred dollars
to see the lovely woods we see.”
Twichell arrived August 1st.
Clemens met him at Baden-Baden,
and they immediately set forth on a tramp through the Black Forest,
excursioning as they pleased and having a blissful time.
They did not always walk.
They were likely
to take a carnage or a donkey-cart,
or even a train,
when one conveniently happened along.
They did not hurry,
but idled and talked and gathered flowers,
or gossiped
with wayside natives-- picturesque peasants in the Black Forest costume.
In due time they crossed into Switzerland and prepared
to conquer the Alps.
The name Mark Twain had become about as well known in Europe as it was in America.
His face,
however,
was less familiar.
He was not often recognized in these wanderings,
and his pen-name was carefully concealed.
It was a relief
to him not
to be an object of curiosity and lavish attention.
Twichell's conscience now and then prompted him
to reveal the truth.
In one of his letters home he wrote how a young man at a hotel had especially delighted in Mark's table conversation,
and how he
(Twichell)
had later taken the young man aside and divulged the speaker's identity.
"I could not forbear telling him who Mark was,
and the mingled surprise and pleasure his face exhibited made me glad I had done so.”
They did not climb many of the Alps on foot.
They did scale the Rigi,
after which Mark Twain was not in the best walking trim;
though later they conquered Gemmi Pass--no small undertaking--that trail that winds up and up until the traveler has only the glaciers and white peaks and the little high-blooming flowers
for company.
All day long the friends would tramp and walk together,
and when they did not walk they would hire a diligence or any vehicle that came handy,
but,
whatever their means of travel the joy of comradeship amid those superb surroundings was the same.
In Twichell's letters home we get pleasant pictures of the Mark Twain of that day:
"Mark,
to-day,
was immensely absorbed in flowers.
He scrambled around and gathered a great variety,
and manifested the intensest pleasure in them .
.
.
.
Mark is splendid
to walk
with amid such grand scenery,
for he talks so well about it,
has such a power of strong,
picturesque expression.
I wish you might have heard him today.
His vigorous speech nearly did justice
to the things we saw.”
And in another place:
"He can't bear
to see the whip used,
or
to see a horse pull hard.
To-day when the driver clucked up his horse and quickened his pace a little,
Mark said,
'The fellow's got the notion that we were in a hurry.’
“
Another extract refers
to an incident which Mark Twain also mentions in
“A Tramp Abroad:”
[8]
“Mark is a queer fellow.
There is nothing so delights him as a swift,
strong stream.
You can hardly get him
to leave one when once he is in the influence of its fascinations.
To throw in stones and sticks seems
to afford him rapture.”
Twichell goes on
to tell how he threw some driftwood into a racing torrent and how Mark went running down-stream after it,
waving and shouting in a sort of mad ecstasy.
When a piece went over a fall and emerged
to view in the foam below,
he would jump up and down and yell.
He acted just like a boy.
Boy he was,
then and always.
Like Peter Pan,
he never really grew up-- that is,
if growing up means
to grow solemn and uninterested in play.
Climbing the Gorner Grat
with Twichell,
they sat down
to rest,
and a lamb from a near-by flock ventured toward them.
Clemens held out his hand and called softly.
The lamb ventured nearer,
curious but timid.
It was a scene
for a painter:
the great American humorist on one side of the game,
and the silly little creature on the other,
with the Matterhorn
for a background.
Mark was reminded that the time he was consuming was valuable,
but
to no purpose.
The Gorner Grat could wait.
He held on
with undiscouraged perseverance till he carried his point;
the lamb finally put its nose in Mark's hand,
and he was happy all the rest of the day.
"In A Tramp Abroad”
Mark Twain burlesques most of the walking-tour
with Harris
(Twichell),
feeling,
perhaps,
that he must make humor at whatever cost.
But to-day the other side of the picture seems more worth while.
That it seemed so
to him,
also,
even at the time,
we may gather from a letter he sent after Twichell when it was all over and Twichell was on his way home:
"DEAR OLD JOE,--It is actually all over! I was so low-spirited at the station yesterday,
and this morning,
when I woke,
I couldn't seem
to accept the dismal truth that you were really gone and the pleasant tramping and talking at an end.
Ah,
my boy! It has been such a rich holiday
for me,
and I feel under such deep and honest obligations
to you
for coming.
I am putting out of my mind all memory of the time when I misbehaved toward you and hurt you;
I am resolved
to consider it forgiven,
and
to store up and remember only the charming hours of the journey and the times when I was not unworthy
to be
with you and share a companionship which
to me stands first after Livy's.”
Clemens had joined his family at Lausanne,
and presently they journeyed down into Italy,
returning later
to Germany--to Munich,
where they lived quietly
with Fraulein Dahlweiner at No.
1a Karlstrasse,
while he worked on his new book of travel.
When spring came they went
to Paris,
and later
to London,
where the usual round of entertainment briefly claimed them.
It was the 3d of September,
1879,
when they finally reached New York.
The papers said that Mark Twain had changed in his year and a half of absence.
He had,
somehow,
taken on a traveled look.
One paper remarked that he looked older than when he went
to Germany,
and that his hair had turned quite gray.
[8] Chapter XXXIII.
XL.
"THE PRINCE AND THE PAUPER They went directly
to Quarry Farm,
where Clemens again took up work on his book,
which he hoped
to have ready
for early publication.
But his writing did not go as well as he had hoped,
and it was long after they had returned
to Hartford that the book was finally in the printer's hands.
Meantime he had renewed work on a story begun two years before at Quarry Farm.
Browsing among the books there one summer day,
he happened
to pick up
“The Prince and the Page,”
by Charlotte M.
Yonge.
It was a story of a prince disguised as a blind beggar,
and,
as Mark Twain read,
an idea came
to him
for an altogether different story,
or play,
of his own.
He would have a prince and a pauper change places,
and through a series of adventures learn each the trials and burdens of the other life.
He presently gave up the play idea,
and began it as a story.
His first intention had been
to make the story quite modern,
using the late King Edward VII.
(then Prince of Wales)
as his prince,
but it seemed
to him that it would not do
to lose a prince among the slums of modern London-- he could not make it seem real;
so he followed back through history until he came
to the little son of Henry VIII.,
Edward Tudor,
and decided that he would do.
It was the kind of a story that Mark Twain loved
to read and
to write.
By the end of that first summer he had finished a good portion of the exciting adventures of
“The Prince and the Pauper,”
and then,
as was likely
to happen,
the inspiration waned and the manuscript was laid aside.
But
with the completion of
“A Tramp Abroad"--a task which had grown wearisome--he turned
to the luxury of romance
with a glad heart.
To Howells he wrote that he was taking so much pleasure in the writing that he wanted
to make it last.
"Did I ever tell you the plot of it?
It begins at 9 A.M.,
January 27,
1547 .
.
.
.
My idea is
to afford a realizing sense of the exceeding severity of the laws of that day by inflicting some of their penalties upon the king himself,
and allowing him a chance
to see the rest of them applied
to others.”
Susy and Clara Clemens were old enough now
to understand the story,
and as he finished the chapters he read them aloud
to his small home audience--a most valuable audience,
indeed,
for he could judge from its eager interest,
or lack of attention,
just the measure of his success.
These little creatures knew all about the writing of books.
Susy's earliest recollection was
“Tom Sawyer”
read aloud from the manuscript.
Also they knew about plays.
They could not remember a time when they did not take part in evening charades--a favorite amusement in the Clemens home.
Mark Twain,
who always loved his home and played
with his children,
invented the charades and their parts
for them,
at first,
but as they grew older they did not need much help.
With the Twichell and Warner children they organized a little company
for their productions,
and entertained the assembled households.
They did not make any preparation
for their parts.
A word was selected and the syllables of it whispered
to the little actors.
Then they withdrew
to the hall,
where all sorts of costumes had been laid out
for the evening,
dressed their parts,
and each group marched into the library,
performed its syllable,
and retired,
leaving the audience of parents
to guess the answer.
Now and then,
even at this early day,
they gave little plays,
and of course Mark Twain could not resist joining them.
In time the plays took the place of the charades and became quite elaborate,
with a stage and scenery,
but we shall hear of this later on.
"The Prince and the Pauper”
came
to an end in due season,
in spite of the wish of both author and audience
for it
to go on forever.
It was not published at once,
for several reasons,
the main one being that
“A Tramp Abroad”
had just been issued from the press,
and a second book might interfere
with its sale.
As it was,
the
“Tramp”
proved a successful book--never as successful as the
“Innocents,”
for neither its humor nor its description had quite the fresh quality of the earlier work.
In the beginning,
however,
the sales were large,
the advance orders amounting
to twenty-five thousand copies,
and the return
to the author forty thousand dollars
for the first year.
XLI.
GENERAL GRANT AT HARTFORD A third little girl came
to the Clemens household during the summer of 1880.
They were then at Quarry Farm,
and Clemens wrote
to his friend Twichell:
"DEAR OLD JOE,--Concerning Jean Clemens,
if anybody said he
“didn't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better than any other frog,”
I should think he was convicting himself of being a pretty poor sort of an observer.
.
.
It is curious
to note the change in the stock-quotations of the Affection Board.
Four weeks ago the children put Mama at the head of the list right along,
where she has always been,
but now:
Jean Mama Motley Fraulein ~ cats Papa That is the way it stands now.
Mama is become No.
2;
I have dropped from 4 and become No.
5.
Some time ago it used
to be nip and tuck between me and the cats,
but after the cats
“developed”
I didn't stand any more show.”
Those were happy days at Quarry Farm.
The little new baby thrived on that summer hilltop.
Also,
it may be said,
the cats.
Mark Twain's children had inherited his love
for cats,
and at the farm were always cats of all ages and varieties.
Many of the bed-time stories were about these pets--stories invented by Mark Twain as he went along--stories that began anywhere and ended nowhere,
and continued indefinitely from evening
to evening,
trailing off into dreamland.
The great humorist cared less
for dogs,
though he was never unkind
to them,
and once at the farm a gentle hound named Bones won his affection.
When the end of the summer came and Clemens,
as was his habit,
started down the drive ahead of the carriage,
Bones,
half-way
to the entrance,
was waiting
for him.
Clemens stooped down,
put his arms about him,
and bade him an affectionate good-by.
Eighteen hundred and eighty was a Presidential year.
Mark Twain was
for General Garfield,
and made a number of remarkable speeches in his favor.
General Grant came
to Hartford during the campaign,
and Mark Twain was chosen
to make the address of welcome.
Perhaps no such address of welcome was ever made before.
He began:
"I am among those deputed
to welcome you
to the sincere and cordial hospitalities of Hartford,
the city of the historic and revered Charter Oak,
of which most of the town is built.”
He seemed
to be at a loss what
to say next,
and,
leaning over,
pretended
to whisper
to Grant.
Then,
as if he had been prompted by the great soldier,
he straightened up and poured out a fervid eulogy on Grant's victories,
adding,
in an aside,
as he finished,
"I nearly forgot that part of my speech,”
to the roaring delight of his hearers,
while Grant himself grimly smiled.
He then spoke of the General being now out of public employment,
and how grateful his country was
to him,
and how it stood ready
to reward him in every conceivable--inexpensive--way.
Grant had smiled more than once during the speech,
and when this sentence came out at the end his composure broke up altogether,
while the throng shouted approval.
Clemens made another speech that night at the opera- house--a speech long remembered in Hartford as one of the great efforts of his life.
A very warm friendship had grown up between Mark Twain and General Grant.
A year earlier,
on the famous soldier's return from his trip around the world,
a great birthday banquet had been given him in Chicago,
at which Mark Twain's speech had been the event of the evening.
The colonel who long before had chased the young pilot-soldier through the Mississippi bottoms had become his conquering hero,
and Grant's admiration
for America's foremost humorist was most hearty.
Now and again Clemens urged General Grant
to write his memoirs
for publication,
but the hero of many battles was afraid
to venture into the field of letters.
He had no confidence in his ability
to write.
He did not realize that the man who had written
“I will fight it out on this line if it takes all summer,”
and,
later,
"Let us have peace,”
was capable of English as terse and forceful as the Latin of Caesar's Commentaries.
XLII MANY INVESTMENTS The
“Prince and the Pauper,”
delayed
for one reason and another,
did not make its public appearance until the end of 1881.
It was issued by Osgood,
of Boston,
and was a different book in every way from any that Mark Twain had published before.
Mrs. Clemens,
who loved the story,
had insisted that no expense should be spared in its making,
and it was,
indeed,
a handsome volume.
It was filled
with beautiful pen-and-ink drawings,
and the binding was rich.
The dedication
to its two earliest critics read:
"To those good-mannered and agreeable children,
Susy and Clara Clemens.”
The story itself was unlike anything in Mark Twain's former work.
It was pure romance,
a beautiful,
idyllic tale,
though not without his touch of humor and humanity on every page.
And how breathlessly interesting it is! We may imagine that first little audience--the
“two good-mannered and agreeable children,”
drawing up in their little chairs by the fireside,
hanging on every paragraph of the adventures of the wandering prince and Tom Canty,
the pauper king,
eager always
for more.
The story,
at first,
was not entirely understood by the reviewers.
They did not believe it could be serious.
They expected a joke in it somewhere.
Some even thought they had found it.
But it was not a joke,
it was just a simple tale--a beautiful picture of a long-vanished time.
One critic,
wiser than the rest,
said:
"The characters of those two boys,
twin in spirit,
will rank
with the purest and loveliest creations of child-life in the realm of fiction.”
Mark Twain was now approaching the fullness of his fame and prosperity.
The income from his writing was large;
Mrs. Clemens possessed a considerable fortune of her own;
they had no debts.
Their home was as perfectly appointed as a home could well be,
their family life was ideal.
They lived in the large,
hospitable way which Mrs. Clemens had known in her youth,
and which her husband,
with his Southern temperament,
loved.
Their friends were of the world's chosen,
and they were legion in number.
There were always guests in the Clemens home--so many,
indeed,
were constantly coming and going that Mark Twain said he was going
to set up a private
‘bus
to save carnage hire.
Yet he loved it all dearly,
and
for the most part realized his happiness.
Unfortunately,
there were moments when he forgot that his lot was satisfactory,
and tried
to improve it.
His Colonel Sellers imagination,
inherited from both sides of his family,
led him into financial adventures which were generally unprofitable.
There were no silver-mines in the East into which
to empty money and effort,
as in the old Nevada days,
but there were plenty of other things--inventions,
stock companies,
and the like.
When a man came along
with a patent steam-generator which would save ninety per cent.
of the usual coal-supply,
Mark Twain invested whatever bank surplus he had at the moment,
and saw that money no more forever.
After the steam-generator came a steam-pulley,
a small affair,
but powerful enough
to relieve him of thirty-two thousand dollars in a brief time.
A new method of marine telegraphy was offered him by the time his balance had grown again,
a promising contrivance,
but it failed
to return the twenty-five thousand dollars invested in it by Mark Twain.
The list of such adventures is too long
to set down here.
They differ somewhat,
but there is one feature common
to all--none of them paid.
At last came a chance in which there was really a fortune.
A certain Alexander Graham Bell,
an inventor,
one day appeared,
offering stock in an invention
for carrying the human voice on an electric wire.
But Mark Twain had grown wise,
he thought.
Long after he wrote:
"I declined.
I said I did not want any more
to do
with wildcat speculation ....
I said I didn't want it at any price.
He
(Bell)
became eager;
and insisted I take five hundred dollars’
worth.
He said he would sell me as much as I wanted
for five hundred dollars;
offered
to let me gather it up in my hands and measure it in a plug- hat;
said I could have a whole hatful
for five hundred dollars.
But I was a burnt child,
and resisted all these temptations--resisted them easily;
went off
with my money,
and next day lent five thousand of it
to a friend who was going
to go bankrupt three days later.”
It was the chance of fortune thus thrown away which,
perhaps,
led him
to take up later
with an engraving process--an adventure which lasted through several years and ate up a heavy sum.
Altogether,
these experiences in finance cost Mark Twain a fair-sized fortune,
though,
after all,
they were as nothing compared
with the great type-machine calamity which we shall hear of in a later chapter.
XLIII BACK
to THE RIVER,
WITH BIXBY Fortunately,
Mark Twain was not greatly upset by his losses.
They exasperated him
for the moment,
perhaps,
but his violence waned presently,
and the whole matter was put aside forever.
His work went on
with slight interference.
Looking over his Mississippi chapters one day,
he was taken
with a new interest in the river,
and decided
to make the steamboat trip between St. Louis and New Orleans,
to report the changes that had taken place in his twenty-one years of absence.
His Boston publisher,
Osgood,
agreed
to accompany him,
and a stenographer was engaged
to take down conversations and comments.
At St. Louis they took passage on the steamer
“Gold Dust"--Clemens under an assumed name,
though he was promptly identified.
In his book he tells how the pilot recognized him and how they became friends.
Once,
in later years,
he said:
"I spent most of my time up there
with him.
When we got down below Cairo,
where there was a big,
full river--for it was high-water season and there was no danger of the boat hitting anything so long as she kept in the river--I had her most of the time on his watch.
He would lie down and sleep and leave me there
to dream that the years had not slipped away;
that there had been no war,
no mining days,
no literary adventures;
that I was still a pilot,
happy and care-free as I had been twenty years before.”
To heighten the illusion he had himself called regularly
with the four- o'clock watch,
in order not
to miss the mornings.
The points along the river were nearly all new
to him,
everything had changed,
but during high-water this mattered little.
He was a pilot again--a young fellow in his twenties,
speculating on the problems of existence and reading his fortunes in the stars.
The river had lost none of its charm
for him.
To Bixby he wrote:
"I'd rather be a pilot than anything else I've ever been in my life.
How do you run Plum Point?”
He met Bixby at New Orleans.
Bixby was a captain now,
on the splendid new Anchor Line steamer
“City of Baton Rouge,”
one of the last of the fine river boats.
Clemens made the return trip
to St. Louis
with Bixby on the
“Baton Rouge"--almost exactly twenty-five years from their first trip together.
To Bixby it seemed wonderfully like those old days back in the fifties.
"Sam was making notes in his memorandum-book,
just as he always did,”
said Bixby,
long after,
to the writer of this history.
Mark Twain decided
to see the river above St. Louis.
He went
to Hannibal
to spend a few days
with old friends.
"Delightful days,”
he wrote home,
"loitering around all day long,
and talking
with grayheads who were boys and girls
with me thirty or forty years ago.”
He took boat
for St. Paul and saw the upper river,
which he had never seen before.
He thought the scenery beautiful,
but he found a sadness everywhere because of the decay of the river trade.
In a note-book entry he said:
"The romance of boating is gone now.
In Hannibal the steamboatman is no longer a god.”
He worked at the Mississippi book that summer at the farm,
but did not get on very well,
and it was not until the following year
(1883)
that it came from the press.
Osgood published it,
and Charles L.
Webster,
who had married Mark Twain's niece,
Annie
(daughter of his sister Pamela),
looked after the agency sales.
Mark Twain,
in fact,
was preparing
to become his own publisher,
and this was the beginning.
Webster was a man of ability,
and the book sold well.
"Life on the Mississippi”
is one of Mark Twain's best books--one of those which will live longest.
The first twenty chapters are not excelled in quality anywhere in his writings.
The remainder of the book has an interest of its own,
but it lacks the charm of those memories of his youth--the mellow light of other days which enhances all of his better work.
XLIV.
A READING-TOUR
with CABLE Every little while Mark Twain had a fever of play-writing,
and it was about this time that he collaborated
with W.
D.
Howells on a second Colonel Sellers play.
It was a lively combination.
Once
to the writer Howells said:
"Clemens took one scene and I another.
We had loads of fun about it.
We cracked our sides laughing over it as we went along.
We thought it mighty good,
and I think
to this day it was mighty good.”
But actors and managers did not agree
with them.
Raymond,
who had played the original Sellers,
declared that in this play the Colonel had not become merely a visionary,
but a lunatic.
The play was offered elsewhere,
and finally Mark Twain produced it at his own expense.
But perhaps the public agreed
with Raymond,
for the venture did not pay.
It was about a year after this
(the winter of 1884-5)
that Mark Twain went back
to the lecture platform--or rather,
he joined
with George W.
Cable in a reading-tour.
Cable had been giving readings on his own account from his wonderful Creole stories,
and had visited Mark Twain in Hartford.
While there he had been taken down
with the mumps,
and it was during his convalescence that the plan
for a combined reading-tour had been made.
This was early in the year,
and the tour was
to begin in the autumn.
Cable,
meantime,
having quite recovered,
conceived a plan
to repay Mark Twain's hospitality.
It was
to be an April-fool--a great complimentary joke.
A few days before the first of the month he had a
“private and confidential”
circular letter printed,
and mailed it
to one hundred and fifty of Mark Twain's friends and admirers in Boston,
New York,
and elsewhere,
asking that they send the humorist a letter
to arrive April 1,
requesting his autograph.
It would seem that each one receiving this letter must have responded
to it,
for on the morning of April 1st an immense pile of letters was unloaded on Mark Twain's table.
He did not know what
to make of it,
and Mrs. Clemens,
who was party
to the joke,
slyly watched results.
They were the most absurd requests
for autographs ever written.
He was fooled and mystified at first,
then realizing the nature and magnitude of the joke,
he entered into it fully-delighted,
of course,
for it was really a fine compliment.
Some of the letters asked
for autographs by the yard,
some by the pound.
Some commanded him
to sit down and copy a few chapters from
“The Innocents Abroad.”
Others asked that his autograph be attached
to a check.
John Hay requested that he copy a hymn,
a few hundred lines of Young's
“Night Thoughts,”
etc.,
and added:
"I want my boy
to form a taste
for serious and elevated poetry,
and it will add considerable commercial value
to have it in your handwriting.”
Altogether,
the reading of the letters gave Mark Twain a delightful day.
The platform tour of Clemens and Cable that fall was a success.
They had good houses,
and the work of these two favorites read by the authors of it made a fascinating program.
They continued their tour westward as far as Chicago and gave readings in Hannibal and Keokuk.
Orion Clemens and his wife once more lived in Keokuk,
and
with them Jane Clemens,
brisk and active
for her eighty-one years.
She had visited Hartford more than once and enjoyed
“Sam's fine house,”
but she chose the West
for home.
Orion Clemens,
honest,
earnest,
and industrious,
had somehow missed success in life.
The more prosperous brother,
however,
made an allowance ample
for all.
Mark Twain's mother attended the Keokuk reading.
Later,
at home,
when her children asked her if she could still dance
(she had been a great dancer in her youth),
she rose,
and in spite of her fourscore,
tripped as lightly as a girl.
It was the last time that Mark Twain would see her in full health.
At Christmas-time Cable and Clemens took a fortnight's holiday,
and Clemens went home
to Hartford.
There a grand surprise awaited him.
Mrs. Clemens had made an adaptation of
“The Prince and the Pauper”
for the stage,
and his children,
with those of the neighborhood,
had learned the parts.
A good stage had been set up in George Warner's home,
with a pretty drop-curtain and very good scenery indeed.
Clemens arrived in the late afternoon,
and felt an air of mystery in the house,
but did not guess what it meant.
By and by he was led across the grounds
to George Warner's home,
into a large room,
and placed in a seat directly fronting the stage.
Then presently the curtain went up,
the play began,
and he knew.
As he watched the little performers playing so eagerly the parts of his story,
he was deeply moved and gratified.
It was only the beginning of
“The Prince and the Pauper”
production.
The play was soon repeated,
Clemens himself taking the part of Miles Hendon.
In a
“biography”
of her father which Susy began a little later,
she wrote:
"Papa had only three days
to learn the part in,
but still we were all sure he could do it .
.
.
.
I was the prince,
and Papa and I rehearsed two or three times a day
for the three days before the appointed evening.
Papa acted his part beautifully,
and he added
to the scene,
making it a good deal longer.
He was inexpressibly funny,
with his great slouch hat and gait--oh,
such a gait!”
Susy's sister,
Clara,
took the part of Lady Jane Gray,
while little Jean,
aged four,
in the part of a court official,
sat at a small table and constantly signed state papers and death-warrants.
XLV.
"THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN”
Meantime,
Mark Twain had really become a publisher.
His nephew by marriage,
Charles L.
Webster,
who,
with Osgood,
had handled the
“Mississippi”
book,
was now established under the firm name of Charles L.
Webster & Co.,
Samuel L.
Clemens being the company.
Clemens had another book ready,
and the new firm were
to handle it throughout.
The new book was a story which Mark Twain had begun one day at Quarry Farm,
nearly eight years before.
It was
to be a continuation of the adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn,
especially of the latter as told by himself.
But the author had no great opinion of the tale and presently laid it aside.
Then some seven years later,
after his trip down the river,
he felt again the inspiration of the old days,
and the story of Huck's adventures had been continued and brought
to a close.
The author believed in it by this time,
and the firm of Webster & Co.
was really formed
for the purpose of publishing it.
Mark Twain took an active interest in the process.
From the pages of
“Life”
he selected an artist--a young man named E.
W.
Kemble,
who would later become one of our foremost illustrators of Southern character.
He also gave attention
to the selection of the paper and the binding--even
to the method of canvassing
for the sales.
In a note
to Webster,
he wrote:
"Get at your canvassing early and drive it
with all your might .
.
.
.
If we haven't 40,000 subscriptions we simply postpone publication till we've got them.”
Mark Twain was making himself believe that he was a business man,
and in this instance,
at least,
he seems
to have made no mistake.
Some advanced chapters of
“Huck”
appeared serially in the
“Century Magazine,”
and the public was eager
for more.
By the time the
“Century”
chapters were finished the forty thousand advance subscriptions
for the book had been taken,
and Huck Finn's own story,
so long pushed aside and delayed,
came grandly into its own.
Many grown-up readers and most critics declared that it was greater than the
“Tom Sawyer”
book,
though the younger readers generally like the first book the best,
it being rather more in the juvenile vein.
Huck's story,
in fact,
was soon causing quite grown- up discussions--discussions as
to its psychology and moral phases,
matters which do not interest small people,
who are always on Huck's side in everything,
and quite willing that he should take any risk of body or soul
for the sake of Nigger Jim.
Poor,
vagrant Ben Blankenship,
hiding his runaway negro in an Illinois swamp,
could not dream that his humanity would one day supply the moral episode
for an immortal book! As literature,
the story of
“Huck Finn”
holds a higher place than that of
“Tom Sawyer.”
As stories,
they stand side by side,
neither complete without the other,
and both certain
to live as long as there are real boys and girls
to read them.
XLVI.
PUBLISHER
to GENERAL GRANT Mark Twain was now a successful publisher,
but his success thus far was nothing
to what lay just ahead.
One evening he learned that General Grant,
after heavy financial disaster,
had begun writing the memoirs which he
(Clemens)
had urged him
to undertake some years before.
Next morning he called on the General
to learn the particulars.
Grant had contributed some articles
to the
“Century”
war series,
and felt in a mood
to continue the work.
He had discussed
with the
“Century”
publishers the matter of a book.
Clemens suggested that such a book should be sold only by subscription and prophesied its enormous success.
General Grant was less sure.
His need of money was very great and he was anxious
to get as much return as possible,
but his faith was not large.
He was inclined
to make no special efforts in the matter of publication.
But Mark Twain prevailed.
Like his own Colonel Sellers,
he talked glowingly and eloquently of millions.
He first offered
to direct the general
to his own former subscription publisher,
at Hartford,
then finally proposed
to publish it himself,
offering Grant seventy per cent.
of the net returns,
and
to pay all office expenses out of his own share.
Of course there could be nothing
for any publisher in such an arrangement unless the sales were enormous.
General Grant realized this,
and at first refused
to consent.
Here was a friend offering
to bankrupt himself out of pure philanthropy,
a thing he could not permit.
But Mark Twain came again and again,
and finally persuaded him that purely as business proposition the offer was warranted by the certainty of great sales.
So the firm of Charles L.
Webster & Co.
undertook the Grant book,
and the old soldier,
broken in health and fortune,
was liberally provided
with means that would enable him
to finish his task
with his mind at peace.
He devoted himself steadily
to the work--at first writing by hand,
then dictating
to a stenographer that Webster & Co.
provided.
His disease,
cancer,
made fierce ravages,
but he
“fought it out on that line,”
and wrote the last pages of his memoirs by hand when he could no longer speak aloud.
Mark Twain was much
with him,
and cheered him
with anecdotes and news of the advance sale of his book.
In one of his memoranda of that time Clemens wrote:
"To-day
(May 26)
talked
with General Grant about his and my first great Missouri campaign,
in 1861.
He surprised an empty camp near Florida,
Missouri,
on Salt River,
which I had been occupying a day or two before.
How near he came
to playing the d--
with his future publisher.”
At Mount McGregor,
a few weeks before the end,
General Grant asked if any estimate could now be made of the sum which his family would obtain from his work,
and was deeply comforted by Clemens's prompt reply that more than one hundred thousand sets had already been sold,
the author's share of which would exceed one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
Clemens added that the gross return would probably be twice as much more.
The last notes came from Grant's hands soon after that,
and a few days later,
July 23,
1885,
his task completed,
he died.
To Henry Ward Beecher Clemens wrote:
"One day he put his pencil aside and said there was nothing more
to do.
If I had been there I could have foretold the shock that struck the world three days later.”
In a memorandum estimate made by Mark Twain soon after the canvass
for the Grant memoirs had begun,
he had prophesied that three hundred thousand sets of the book would be sold,
and that he would pay General Grant in royalties $420,000.
This prophecy was more than fulfilled.
The first check paid
to Mrs. Grant--the largest single royalty check in history--was
for $200,000.
Later payments brought her royalty return up
to nearly $450.000.
For once,
at least,
Mark Twain's business vision had been clear.
A fortune had been realized
for the Grant family.
Even his own share was considerable,
for out of that great sale more than a hundred thousand dollars’
profit was realized by Webster & Co.
XLVII THE HIGH-TIDE OF FORTUNE That summer at Quarry Farm was one of the happiest they had ever known.
Mark Twain,
nearing fifty,
was in the fullness of his manhood and in the brightest hour of his fortune.
Susy,
in her childish
“biography,”
begun at this time,
gives us a picture of him.
She begins:
"We are a happy family! We consist of Papa,
Mama,
Jean,
Clara,
and me.
It is Papa I am writing about,
and I shall have no trouble in not knowing what
to say about him,
as he is a very striking character.
Papa's appearance has been described many times,
but very incorrectly;
he has beautiful,
curly,
gray hair,
not any too thick or any too long,
just right;
a Roman nose,
which greatly improves the beauty of his features,
kind blue eyes,
and a small mustache;
he has a wonderfully shaped head and profile;
he has a very good figure--in short,
is an extraordinarily fine-looking man.”
"He is a very good man,
and a very funny one;
he has got a temper,
but we all have in this family.
He is the loveliest man I ever saw,
or ever hope
to see,
and oh,
so absent-minded!”
We may believe this is a true picture of Mark Twain at fifty.
He did not look young
for his years,
but he was still young in spirit and body.
Susy tells how he blew bubbles
for the children,
filling them
with tobacco smoke.
Also,
how he would play
with the cats and come clear down from his study
to see how a certain kitten was getting along.
Susy adds that
“there are eleven cats at the farm now,”
and tells of the day's occupations,
but the description is too long
to quote.
It reveals a beautiful,
busy life.
Susy herself was a gentle,
thoughtful,
romantic child.
One afternoon she discovered a wonderful tangle of vines and bushes,
a still,
shut-in corner not far from the study.
She ran breathlessly
to her aunt.
"Can I have it--can Clara and I have it all
for our own?”
The petition was granted and the place was called Helen's Bower,
for they were reading
“Thaddeus of Warsaw",
and the name appealed
to Susy's poetic fancy.
Something happened
to the
“bower"--an unromantic workman mowed it down--but by this time there was a little house there which Mrs. Clemens had built,
just
for the children.
It was a complete little cottage,
when furnished.
There was a porch in front,
with comfortable chairs.
Inside were also chairs,
a table,
dishes,
shelves,
a broom,
even a stove--small,
but practical.
They called the little house
“Ellerslie,”
out of Grace Aguilar's
“Days of Robert Bruce.”
There alone,
or
with their Langdon cousins,
how many happy summers they played and dreamed away.
Secluded by a hillside and happy trees,
overlooking the hazy,
distant town,
it was a world apart--a corner of story-book land.
When the end of the summer came its little owners went about bidding their treasures good-by,
closing and kissing the gates of Ellerslie.
Looking back now,
Mark Twain at fifty would seem
to have been in his golden prime.
His family was ideal--his surroundings idyllic.
Favored by fortune,
beloved by millions,
honored now even in the highest places,
what more had life
to give?
When November 30th brought his birthday,
one of the great Brahmins,
Dr. Oliver Wendell Holmes,
wrote him a beautiful poem.
Andrew Lang,
England's foremost critic,
also sent verses,
while letters poured in from all sides.
And Mark Twain realized his fortune and was disturbed by it.
To a friend he said:
"I am frightened at the proportions of my prosperity.
It seems
to me that whatever I touch turns
to gold.”
XLVIII.
BUSINESS DIFFICULTIES.
PLEASANTER THINGS
for the time it would seem that Mark Twain had given up authorship
for business.
The success of the Grant book had filled his head
with plans
for others of a like nature.
The memoirs of General McClellan and General Sheridan were arranged for.
Almost any war-book was considered a good venture.
And there was another plan afoot.
Pope Leo XIII.,
in his old age,
had given sanction
to the preparation of his memoirs,
and it was
to be published,
with his blessing,
by Webster & Co.,
of Hartford.
It was generally believed that such a book would have a tremendous sale,
and Colonel Sellers himself could not have piled the figures higher than did his creator in counting his prospective returns.
Every Catholic in the world must have a copy of the Pope's book,
and in America alone there were millions.
Webster went
to Rome
to consult
with the Pope in person,
and was received in private audience.
Mark Twain's publishing firm seemed on the top wave of success.
The McClellan and Sheridan books were issued,
and,
in due time,
the Life of Pope Leo XIII.--published simultaneously in six languages--issued from the press.
A large advance sale had been guaranteed by the general canvassing agents--a fortunate thing,
as it proved.
For,
strange as it may seem,
the book did not prove a great success.
It is hard
to explain just why.
Perhaps Catholics felt that there had been so many popes that the life of any particular one was no great matter.
The book paid,
but not largely.
The McClellan and Sheridan books,
likewise,
were only partially successful.
Perhaps the public was getting tired of war memoirs.
Webster & Co.
undertook books of a general sort--travel,
fiction,
poetry.
Many of them did not pay.
Their business from a march of triumph had become a battle.
They undertook a
“Library of American Literature,”
a work of many volumes,
costly
to make and even more so
to sell.
To float this venture they were obliged
to borrow large suMs. It seems unfortunate that Mark Twain should have been disturbed by these distracting things during what should have been his literary high-tide.
As it was,
his business interests and cares absorbed the energy that might otherwise have gone into books.
He was not entirely idle.
He did an occasional magazine article or story,
and he began a book which he worked at from time
to time the story of a Connecticut Yankee who suddenly finds himself back in the days of King Arthur's reign.
Webster was eager
to publish another book by his great literary partner,
but the work on it went slowly.
Then Webster broke down from two years of overwork,
and the business management fell into other hands.
Though still recognized as a great publishing-house,
those within the firm of Charles L.
Webster & Co.
knew that its prospects were not bright.
Furthermore,
Mark Twain had finally invested in another patent,
the type- setting machine mentioned in a former chapter,
and the demands
for cash
to promote this venture were heavy.
To his sister Pamela,
about the end of 1887,
he wrote:
"The type-setter goes on forever at $3,000 a month.
.
We'll be through
with it in three or four months,
I reckon"--a false hope,
for the three or four months would lengthen into as many years.
But if there were clouds gathering in the business sky,
they were not often allowed
to cast a shadow in Mark Twain's home.
The beautiful house in Hartford was a place of welcome and merriment,
of many guests and of happy children.
Especially of happy children:
during these years--the latter half of the
‘eighties--when Mark Twain's fortunes were on the decline,
his children were at the age
to have a good time,
and certainly they had it.
The dramatic stage which had been first set up at George Warner's
for the Christmas
“Prince and Pauper”
performance was brought over and set up in the Clemens schoolroom,
and every Saturday there were plays or rehearsals,
and every little while there would be a grand general performance in the great library downstairs,
which would accommodate just eighty-four chairs,
filled by parents of the performers and invited guests.
In notes dictated many years later,
Mark Twain said:
"We dined as we could,
probably
with a neighbor,
and by quarter
to eight in the evening the hickory fire in the hall was pouring a sheet of flame up the chimney,
the house was in a drench of gas- light from the ground floor up,
the guests were arriving,
and there was a babble of hearty greetings,
with not a voice in it that was not old and familiar and affectionate;
and when the curtain went up,
we looked out from the stage upon none but faces dear
to us,
none but faces that were lit up
with welcome
for us.”
He was one of the children himself,
you see,
and therefore on the stage
with the others.
Katy Leary,
for thirty years in the family service,
once said
to the author:
"The children were crazy about acting,
and we all enjoyed it as much as they did,
especially Mr. Clemens,
who was the best actor of all.
I have never known a happier household than theirs was during those years.”
The plays were not all given by the children.
Mark Twain had kept up his German study,
and a class met regularly in his home
to struggle
with the problems of der,
die,
and das.
By and by he wrote a play
for the class,
"Meisterschaft,”
a picturesque mixture of German and English,
which they gave twice,
with great success.
It was unlike anything attempted before or since.
No one but Mark Twain could have written it.
Later
(January,
1888),
in modified form,
it was published in the
“Century Magazine.”
It is his best work of this period.
Many pleasant and amusing things could be recalled from these days if one only had room.
A visit
with Robert Louis Stevenson was one of them.
Stevenson was stopping at a small hotel near Washington Square,
and he and Clemens sat on a bench in the sunshine and talked through at least one golden afternoon.
What marvelous talk that must have been!
“Huck Finn”
was one of Stevenson's favorites,
and once he told how he had insisted on reading the book aloud
to an artist who was painting his portrait.
The painter had protested at first,
but presently had fallen a complete victim
to Huck's story.
Once,
in a letter,
Stevenson wrote:
"My father,
an old man,
has been prevailed upon
to read
‘Roughing It’
(his usual amusement being found in theology),
and after one evening spent
with the book he declared:
'I am frightened.
It cannot be safe
for a man at my time of life
to laugh so much.’
“
Mark Twain had been a
“mugwump”
during the Blame-Cleveland campaign in 1880,
which means that he had supported the independent Democratic candidate,
Grover Cleveland.
He was,
therefore,
in high favor at the White House during both Cleveland administrations,
and called there informally whenever business took him
to Washington.
But on one occasion
(it was his first visit after the President's marriage)
there was
to be a party,
and Mrs. Clemens,
who could not attend,
slipped a little note into the pocket of his evening waistcoat,
where he would be sure
to find it when dressing,
warning him as
to his deportment.
Being presented
to young Mrs. Cleveland,
he handed her a card on which he had written,
"He didn't,”
and asked her
to sign her name below those words.
Mrs. Cleveland protested that she must know first what it was that he hadn't done,
finally agreeing
to sign if he would tell her immediately all about it,
which he promised
to do.
She signed,
and he handed her Mrs. Clemens's note.
It was very brief.
It said,
"Don't wear your arctics in the White House.”
Mrs. Cleveland summoned a messenger and had the card mailed immediately
to Mrs. Clemens.
Absent-mindedness was characteristic of Mark Twain.
He lived so much in the world within that
to him the material outer world was often vague and shadowy.
Once when he was knocking the balls about in the billiard-room,
George,
the colored butler,
a favorite and privileged household character,
brought up a card.
So many canvassers came
to sell him one thing and another that Clemens promptly assumed this
to be one of them.
George insisted mildly,
but firmly,
that,
though a stranger,
the caller was certainly a gentleman,
and Clemens grumblingly descended the stairs.
As he entered the parlor the caller arose and extended his hand.
Clemens took it rather limply,
for he had noticed some water-colors and engravings leaning against the furniture as if
for exhibition,
and he was instantly convinced that the caller was a picture-canvasser.
Inquiries by the stranger as
to Mrs. Clemens and the children did not change Mark Twain's conclusion.
He was polite,
but unresponsive,
and gradually worked the visitor toward the front door.
His inquiry as
to the home of Charles Dudley Warner caused him
to be shown eagerly in that direction.
Clemens,
on his way back
to the billiard-room,
heard Mrs. Clemens call him--she was ill that day:
"Youth!”
"Yes,
Livy.”
He went in
for a word.
"George brought me Mr. B.’
s card.
I hope you were nice
to him;
the B's were so nice
to us,
once,
in Europe,
while you were gone.”
"The B's! Why,
Livy!”
"Yes,
of course;
and I asked him
to be sure
to call when he came
to Hartford.”
"Well,
he's been here.”
"Oh Youth,
have you done anything?”
"Yes,
of course I have.
He seemed
to have some pictures
to sell,
so I sent him over
to Warner's.
I noticed he didn't take them
with him.
Land sakes! Livy,
what can I do?”
"Go right after him--go quick! Tell him what you have done.”
He went without further delay,
bareheaded and in his slippers,
as usual.
Warner and B.
were in cheerful conversation.
They had met before.
Clemens entered gaily.
"Oh,
yes,
I see! You found him all right.
Charlie,
we met Mr. B.
and his wife in Europe,
and they made things pleasant
for us.
I wanted
to come over here
with him,
but I was a good deal occupied just then.
Livy isn't very well,
but she seems now a good deal better;
so I just followed along
to have a good talk,
all together.”
He stayed an hour,
and whatever bad impression had formed in B.’
s mind faded long before the hour ended.
Returning home,
Clemens noticed the pictures still on the parlor floor.
"George,”
he said,
"what pictures are these that gentleman left?”
"Why,
Mr. Clemens,
those are our own pictures! Mrs. Clemens had me set them around
to see how they would look in new places.
The gentleman was only looking at them while he waited
for you
to come down.”
It was in ,June,
1888,
that Yale College conferred upon Mark Twain the degree of Master of Arts.
He was proud of the honor,
for it was recognition of a kind that had not come
to him before--remarkable recognition,
when we remember how as a child he had hated all schools and study,
having ended his class-room days before he was twelve years old.
He could not go
to New Haven at the time,
but later in the year made the students a delightful address.
In his capacity of Master of Arts,
he said,
he had come down
to New Haven
to institute certain college reforMs. By advice,
I turned my earliest attention
to the Greek department.
I told the Greek Professor I had concluded
to drop the use of the Greek- written character,
because it is so hard
to spell
with and so impossible
to read after you get it spelt.
Let us draw the curtain there.
I saw by what followed that nothing but early neglect saved him from being a very profane man.
He said he had given advice
to the mathematical department
with about the same result.
The astronomy department he had found in a bad way.
He had decided
to transfer the professor
to the law department and
to put a law- student in his place.
A boy will be more biddable,
more tractable--also cheaper.
It is true he cannot be entrusted
with important work at first,
but he can comb the skies
for nebula till he gets his hand in.
It was hardly the sort of an address that the holder of a college degree is expected
to make,
but doctors and students alike welcomed it hilariously from Mark Twain.
Not many great things happened
to Mark Twain during this long period of semi-literary inaction,
but many interesting ones.
When Bill Nye,
the humorist,
and James Whitcomb Riley joined themselves in an entertainment combination,
Mark Twain introduced them
to their first Boston audience--a great event
to them,
and
to Boston.
Clemens himself gave a reading now and then,
but not
for money.
Once,
when Col.
Richard Malcolm Johnston and Thomas Nelson Page were
to give a reading in Baltimore,
Page's wife fell ill,
and Colonel Johnston wired
to Charles Dudley Warner,
asking him
to come in Page's stead.
Warner,
unable
to go,
handed the telegram
to Clemens,
who promptly answered that he would come.
They read
to a packed house,
and when the audience had gone and the returns were counted,
an equal amount was handed
to each of the authors.
Clemens pushed his share over
to Johnston,
saying:
"That's yours,
Colonel.
I'm not reading
for money these days.”
Colonel Johnston,
to whom the sum was important,
tried
to thank him,
but Clemens only said:
"Never mind,
Colonel;
it only gives me pleasure
to do you that little favor.
You can pass it along some day.”
As a matter of fact,
Mark Twain himself was beginning
to be hard pressed
for funds at this time,
but was strong in the faith that he would presently be a multi-millionaire.
The typesetting machine was still costing a vast sum,
but each week its inventor promised that a few more weeks or months would see it finished,
and then a tide of wealth would come rolling in.
Mark Twain felt that a man
with ship-loads of money almost in port could not properly entertain the public
for pay.
He read
for institutions,
schools,
benefits,
and the like,
without charge.
XLIX.
KIPLING AT ELMIRA.
ELSIE LESLIE.
THE
“YANKEE”
One day during the summer of 1889 a notable meeting took place in Elmira.
On a blazing forenoon a rather small and very hot young man,
in a slow,
sizzling hack made his way up East Hill
to Quarry Faun.
He inquired
for Mark Twain,
only
to be told that he was at the Langdon home,
down in the town which the young man had just left.
So he sat
for a little time on the pleasant veranda,
and Mrs. Crane and Susy Clemens,
who were there,
brought him some cool milk and listened
to him talk in a way which seemed
to them very entertaining and wonderful.
When he went away he left his card
with a name on it strange
to them--strange
to the world at that time.
The name was Rudyard Kipling.
Also on the card was the address Allahabad,
and Sissy kept it,
because,
to her,
India was fairyland.
Kipling went down into Elmira and found Mark Twain.
In his book
“American Notes”
he has left an account of that visit.
He claimed that he had traveled around the world
to see Mark Twain,
and his article begins:
"You are a contemptible lot over yonder.
Some of you are commissioners,
and some are lieutenant-governors,
and some have the V.
C.,
and a few are privileged
to walk about the Mall arm in arm
with the viceroy;
but I have seen Mark Twain this golden morning,
have shaken his hand,
and smoked a cigar--no,
two cigars--with him,
and talked
with him
for more than two hours!”
But one should read the article entire--it is so worth while.
Clemens also,
long after,
dictated an account of the meeting.
Kipling came down and spent a couple of hours
with me,
and at the end of that time I had surprised him as much as he had surprised me--and the honors were easy.
I believed that he knew more than any person I had met before,
and I knew that he knew that I knew less than any person he had met before.
.
.
When he had gone,
Mrs. Langdon wanted
to know about my visitor.
I said:
"He is a stranger
to me,
but he is a most remarkable man--and I am the other one.
Between us we cover all knowledge.
He knows all that can be known,
and I know the rest.”
He was a stranger
to me and all the world,
and remained so
for twelve months,
but then he became suddenly known and universally known.
.
.
George Warner came into our library one morning,
in Hartford,
with a small book in his hand,
and asked me if I had ever heard of Rudyard Kipling.
I said
“No.”
He said I would hear of him very soon,
and that the noise he made would be loud and continuous.
.
.
A day or two later he brought a copy of the London
“World”
which had a sketch of Kipling in it and a mention of the fact that he had traveled in the United States.
According
to the sketch he had passed through Elmira.
This remark,
with the additional fact that he hailed from India,
attracted my attention--also Susy's.
She went
to her room and brought his card from its place in the frame of her mirror,
and the Quarry Farm visitor stood identified.
A theatrical production of
“The Prince and the Pauper,”
dramatized by Mrs. A.
S.
Richardson,
was one of the events of this period.
It was a charming performance,
even if not a great financial success,
and little Elsie Leslie,
who played the double part of the Prince and Tom Canty,
became a great favorite in the Clemens home.
She was also a favorite of the actor and playwright,
William Gillette,
[9] and once when Clemens and Gillette were together they decided
to give the little girl a surprise--a pair of slippers,
in fact,
embroidered by themselves.
In his presentation letter
to her,
Mark Twain wrote:
"Either of us could have thought of a single slipper,
but it took both of us
to think of two slippers.
In fact,
one of us did think of one slipper,
and then,
quick as a flash,
the other thought of the other one.”
He apologized
for his delay:
"You see,
it was my first attempt at art,
and I couldn't rightly get the hang of it,
along at first.
And then I was so busy I couldn't get a chance
to work at home,
and they wouldn't let me embroider on the cars;
they said it made the other passengers afraid.
.
.
Take the slippers and wear them next your heart,
Elsie dear,
for every stitch in them is a testimony of the affection which two of your loyalest friends bear you.
Every single stitch cost us blood.
I've got twice as many pores in me now as I used
to have .
.
.
.
Do not wear these slippers in public,
dear;
it would only excite envy;
and,
as like as not,
somebody would try
to shoot you.”
For five years Mark Twain had not published a book.
Since the appearance of
“Huck Finn”
at the end of 1884 he had given the public only an occasional magazine story or article.
His business struggle and the type-setter had consumed not only his fortune,
but his time and energy.
Now,
at last,
however,
a book was ready.
"A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court”
came from the press of Webster & Co.
at the end of 1889,
a handsome book,
elaborately and strikingly illustrated by Dan Beard--a pretentious volume which Mark Twain really considered his last.
"It's my swan-song,
my retirement from literature permanently,”
he wrote Howells,
though certainly he was young,
fifty-four,
to have reached this conclusion.
The story of the
“Yankee"--a fanciful narrative of a skilled Yankee mechanic swept backward through the centuries
to the dim day of Arthur and his Round Table--is often grotesque enough in its humor,
but under it all is Mark Twain's great humanity in fierce and noble protest against unjust laws,
the tyranny of an individual or of a ruling class-- oppression of any sort.
As in
“The Prince and the Pauper,”
the wandering heir
to the throne is brought in contact
with cruel injustice and misery,
so in the
“Yankee”
the king himself becomes one of a band of fettered slaves,
and through degradation and horror of soul acquires mercy and humility.
The
“Yankee in King Arthur's Court”
is a splendidly imagined tale.
Edmund Clarence Stedman and William Dean Howells have ranked it very high.
Howells once wrote:
"Of all the fanciful schemes in fiction,
it pleases me most.”
The
“Yankee”
has not held its place in public favor
with Mark Twain's earlier books,
but it is a wonderful tale,
and we cannot afford
to leave it unread.
When the summer came again,
Mark Twain and his family decided
for once
to forego Quarry Farm
for a season in the Catskills,
and presently found themselves located in a cottage at Onteora in the midst of a most delightful colony.
Mrs. Mary Mapes Dodge,
then editor of St. Nicholas,
was there,
and Mrs. Custer and Brander Matthews and Lawrence Hutton and a score of other congenial spirits.
There was constant visiting from one cottage
to another,
with frequent gatherings at the Inn,
which was general headquarters.
Susy Clemens,
now eighteen,
was a central figure,
brilliant,
eager,
intense,
ambitious
for achievement--lacking only in physical strength.
She was so flower-like,
it seemed always that her fragile body must be consumed by the flame of her spirit.
It was a happy summer,
but it closed sadly.
Clemens was called
to Keokuk in August,
to his mother's bedside.
A few weeks later came the end,
and Jane Clemens had closed her long and useful life.
She was in her eighty-eighth year.
A little later,
at Elmira,
followed the death of Mrs. Clemens's mother,
a sweet and gentle woman.
[9] Gillette was originally a Hartford boy.
Mark Twain had recognized his ability,
advanced him funds
with which
to complete his dramatic education,
and Gillette's first engagement seems
to have been
with the Colonel Sellers company.
Mark Twain often advanced money in the interest of education.
A young sculptor he sent
to Paris
for two years’
study.
Among others,
he paid the way of two colored students through college.
L.
THE MACHINE.
GOOD-BY
to HARTFORD.
"JOAN”
IS BEGUN It was hoped that the profits from the Yankee would provide
for all needs until the great sums which were
to come from the type-setter should come rolling in.
The book did yield a large return,
but,
alas! the hope of the type-setter,
deferred year after year and month after month,
never reached fulfilment.
Its inventor,
James W.
Paige,
whom Mark Twain once called
“a poet,
a most great and genuine poet,
whose sublime creations are written in steel,”
during ten years of persistent experiment had created one of the most marvelous machines ever constructed.
It would set and distribute type,
adjust the spaces,
detect flaws--would perform,
in fact,
anything that a human being could do,
with more exactness and far more swiftness.
Mark Twain,
himself a practical printer,
seeing it in its earlier stages of development,
and realizing what a fortune must come from a perfect type-setting machine,
was willing
to furnish his last dollar
to complete the invention.
But there the trouble lay.
It could never be complete.
It was too intricate,
too much like a human being,
too easy
to get out of order,
too hard
to set right.
Paige,
fully confident,
always believed he was just on the verge of perfecting some appliance that would overcome all difficulties,
and the machine finally consisted of twenty thousand minutely exact parts,
each of which required expert workmanship and had
to be fitted by hand.
Mark Twain once wrote:
"All other wonderful inventions of the human brain sink pretty nearly into commonplaces contrasted
with this awful,
mechanical miracle.”
This was true,
and it conveys the secret of its failure.
It was too much of a miracle
to be reliable.
Sometimes it would run steadily
for hours,
but then some part of its delicate mechanism would fail,
and days,
even weeks,
were required
to repair it.
It is all too long a story
to be given here.
It has been fully told elsewhere.[10] By the end of 1890 Mark Twain had put in all his available capital,
and was heavily in debt.
He had spent one hundred and ninety thousand dollars on the machine,
no penny of which would ever be returned.
Outside capital
to carry on the enterprise was promised,
but it failed him.
Still believing that there were
“millions in it,”
he realized that
for the present,
at least,
he could do no more.
Two things were clear:
he must fall back on authorship
for revenue,
and he must retrench.
In the present low stage of his fortunes he could no longer afford
to live in the Hartford house.
He decided
to take the family abroad,
where living was cheaper,
and where he might be able
to work
with fewer distractions.
He began writing at a great rate articles and stories
for the magazines.
He hunted out the old play he had written
with Howells long before,
and made a book of it,
"The American Claimant.”
Then,
in June,
1891,
they closed the beautiful Hartford house,
where
for seventeen years they had found an ideal home;
where the children had grown through their sweet,
early life;
where the world's wisest had come and gone,
pausing a little
to laugh
with the world's greatest merrymaker.
The furniture was shrouded,
the curtains drawn,
the light shut away.
While the carriage was waiting,
Mrs. Clemens went back and took a last look into each of the rooms,
as if bidding a kind of good-by
to the past.
Then she entered the carriage,
and Patrick McAleer,
who had been
with Mark Twain and his wife since their wedding-day,
drove them
to the station
for the last time.
Mark Twain had a contract
for six newspaper letters at one thousand dollars each.
He was troubled
with rheumatism in his arm,
and wrote his first letter from Aix-les-Bains,
a watering-place--a
“health-factory,”
as he called it--and another from Marienbad.
They were in Germany in August,
and one day came
to Heidelberg,
where they occupied their old apartment of thirteen years before,
room forty,
in the Schloss Hotel,
with its far prospect of wood and hill,
the winding Neckar,
and the blue,
distant valley of the Rhine.
Then,
presently,
they came
to Switzerland,
to Ouchy-Lausanne,
by lovely Lake Geneva,
and here Clemens left the family and,
with a guide and a boatman,
went drifting down the Rhone in a curious,
flat-bottomed craft,
thinking
to find material
for one or more articles,
possibly
for a book.
But drifting down that fair river through still September days,
past ancient,
drowsy villages,
among sloping vineyards,
where grapes were ripening in the tranquil sunlight,
was too restful and soothing
for work.
In a letter home,
he wrote:
"It's too delicious,
floating
with the swift current under the awning these superb,
sunshiny days,
in peace and quietness.
Some of the curious old historical towns strangely persuade me,
but it's so lovely afloat that I don't stop,
but view them from the outside and sail on.
.
.
I want
to do all the rivers of Europe in an open boat in summer weather.”
One afternoon,
about fifteen miles below the city of Valence,
he made a discovery.
Dreamily observing the eastward horizon,
he noticed that a distant blue mountain presented a striking profile outline of Napoleon Bonaparte.
It seemed really a great natural wonder,
and he stopped that night at the village just below,
Beauchastel,
a hoary huddle of houses
with the roofs all run together,
and took a room at the little hotel,
with a window looking
to the eastward,
from which,
next morning,
he saw the profile of the great stone face,
wonderfully outlined against the sunrise.
He was excited over his discovery,
and made a descriptive note of it and an outline sketch.
Then,
drifting farther down the river,
he characteristically forgot all about it and did not remember it again
for ten years,
by which time he had forgotten the point on the river where the Napoleon could be seen,
forgotten even that he had made a note and sketch giving full details.
He wished the Napoleon
to be found again,
believing,
as he declared,
that it would become one of the natural wonders of the world.
To travelers going
to France he attempted
to describe it,
and some of these tried
to find it;
but,
as he located it too far down the Rhone,
no one reported success,
and in time he spoke of his discovery as the
“Lost Napoleon.”
It was not until after Mark Twain's death that it was rediscovered,
and then by the writer of this memoir,
who,
having Mark Twain's note-book,[11]
with its exact memoranda,
on another September day,
motoring up the Rhone,
located the blue profile of the reclining Napoleon opposite the gray village of Beauchastel.
It is a really remarkable effigy,
and deserves
to be visited.
Clemens finished his trip at Arles--a beautiful trip from beginning
to end,
but without literary result.
When he undertook
to write of it,
he found that it lacked incident,
and,
what was worse,
it lacked humor.
To undertake
to create both was too much.
After a few chapters he put the manuscript aside,
unfinished,
and so it remains
to this day.
The Clemens family spent the winter in Berlin,
a gay winter,
with Mark Twain as one of the distinguished figures of the German capital.
He was received everywhere and made much of.
Once a small,
choice dinner was given him by Kaiser William II.,
and,
later,
a breakfast by the Empress.
His books were great favorites in the German royal family.
The Kaiser particularly enjoyed the
“Mississippi”
book,
while the essay on
“The Awful German Language,”
in the
“Tramp Abroad,”
he pronounced one of the finest pieces of humor ever written.
Mark Twain's books were favorites,
in fact,
throughout Germany.
The door-man in his hotel had them all in his little room,
and,
discovering one day that their guest,
Samuel L.
Clemens,
and Mark Twain were one,
he nearly exploded
with excitement.
Dragging the author
to his small room,
he pointed
to the shelf:
"There,”
he said,
"you wrote them! I've found it out.
Ach! I did not know it before,
and I ask a million pardons.”
Affairs were not going well in America,
and in June Clemens made a trip over
to see what could be done.
Probably he did very little,
and he was back presently at Nauheim,
a watering-place,
where he was able
to work rather quietly.
He began two stories--one of them,
"The Extraordinary Twins,”
which was the first form of
“Pudd'nhead Wilson;”
the other,
"Tom Sawyer Abroad,”
for
“St.
Nicholas.”
Twichell came
to Nauheim during the summer,
and one day he and Clemens ran over
to Homburg,
not far away.
The Prince of Wales
(later King Edward VII.)
was there,
and Clemens and Twichell,
walking in the park,
met the Prince
with the British ambassador,
and were presented.
Twichell,
in an account of the meeting,
said:
"The meeting between the Prince and Mark was a most cordial one on both sides,
and presently the Prince took Mark Twain's arm and the two marched up and down,
talking earnestly together,
the Prince solid,
erect,
and soldier-like;
Clemens weaving along in his curious,
swinging gait,
in full tide of talk,
and brandishing a sun umbrella of the most scandalous description.”
At Villa Viviani,
an old,
old mansion outside of Florence,
on the hill toward Settignano,
Mark Twain finished
“Tom Sawyer Abroad,”
also
“Pudd'nhead Wilson",
and wrote the first half of a book that really had its beginning on the day when,
an apprentice-boy in Hannibal,
he had found a stray leaf from the pathetic story of
“Joan of Arc.”
All his life she had been his idol,
and he had meant some day
to write of her.
Now,
in this weather-stained old palace,
looking down on Florence,
medieval and hazy,
and across
to the villa-dotted hills,
he began one of the most beautiful stories ever written,
"The Personal Recollections of Joan of Arc.”
He wrote in the first person,
assuming the character of Joan's secretary,
Sieur Louis de Conte,
who in his old age is telling the great tale of the Maid of Orleans.
It was Mark Twain's purpose,
this time,
to publish anonymously.
Walking the floor one day at Viviani,
and smoking vigorously,
he said
to Mrs. Clemens and Susy:
"I shall never be accepted seriously over my own signature.
People always want
to laugh over what I write,
and are disappointed if they don't find a joke in it.
This is
to be a serious book.
It means more
to me than anything else I have ever undertaken.
I shall write it anonymously.”
So it was that the gentle Sieur de Conte took up the pen,
and the tale of Joan was begun in the ancient garden of Viviani,
a setting appropriate
to its lovely form.
He wrote rapidly when once his plan was perfected and his material arranged.
The reading of his youth and manhood was now recalled,
not merely as reading,
but as remembered reality.
It was as if he were truly the old Sieur de Conte,
saturated
with memories,
pouring out the tender,
tragic tale.
In six weeks he had written one hundred thousand words-- remarkable progress at any time,
the more so when we consider that some of the authorities he consulted were in a foreign tongue.
He had always more or less kept up his study of French,
begun so long ago on the river,
and it stood him now in good stead.
Still,
it was never easy
for him,
and the multitude of notes that still exist along the margin of his French authorities show the magnitude of his work.
Others of the family went down into the city almost daily,
but he stayed in the still garden
with Joan.
Florence and its suburbs were full of delightful people,
some of them old friends.
There were luncheons,
dinners,
teas,
dances,
and the like always in progress,
but he resisted most of these things,
preferring
to remain the quaint old Sieur de Conte,
following again the banner of the Maid of Orleans marshaling her twilight armies across his illumined page.
But the next spring,
March,
1893,
he was obliged
to put aside the manuscript and hurry
to America again,
fruitlessly,
of course,
for a financial stress was on the land;
the business of Webster & Co.
was on the down-grade--nothing could save it.
There was new hope in the old type-setting machine,
but his faith in the resurrection was not strong.
The strain of his affairs was telling on him.
The business owed a great sum,
with no prospect of relief.
Back in Europe again,
Mark Twain wrote F.
D.
Hall,
his business manager in New York:
"I am terribly tired of business.
I am by nature and disposition unfit
for it,
and I want
to get out of it.
I am standing on a volcano.
Get me out of business.”
Tantalizing letters continued
to come,
holding out hope in the business-- the machine--in any straw that promised a little support through the financial storm.
Again he wrote Hall:
"Great Scott,
but it's a long year
for you and me! I never knew the almanac
to drag so.
.
.
I watch
for your letters hungrily--just as I used
to watch
for the telegram saying the machine was finished --but when
“next week certainly”
suddenly swelled into
“three weeks sure,”
I recognized the old familiar tune I used
to hear so much.
W.
don't know what sick-heartedness is,
but he is in a fair way
to find out.”
They closed Viviani in June and returned
to Germany.
By the end of August Clemens could stand no longer the strain of his American affairs,
and,
leaving the family at some German baths,
he once more sailed
for New York.
[11] At Mark Twain's death his various literary effects passed into the hands of his biographer and literary executor,
the present writer.
LI.
THE FAILURE OF WEBSTER & CO.
AROUND THE WORLD.
SORROW In a room at the Players Club--"a cheap room,”
he wrote home,
"at $1.5o per day"--Mark Twain spent the winter,
hoping against hope
to weather the financial storm.
His fortunes were at a lower ebb than ever before;
lower even than during those bleak mining days among the Esmeralda hills.
Then there had been no one but himself,
and he was young.
Now,
at fifty- eight,
he had precious lives dependent upon him,
and he was weighed down by debt.
The liabilities of his firm were fully two hundred thousand dollars--sixty thousand of which were owing
to Mrs. Clemens
for money advanced--but the large remaining sum was due
to banks,
printers,
binders,
and the manufacturers of paper.
A panic was on the land and there was no business.
What he was
to do Clemens did not know.
He spent most of his days in his room,
trying
to write,
and succeeded in finishing several magazine articles.
Outwardly cheerful,
he hid the bitterness of his situation.
A few,
however,
knew the true state of his affairs.
One of these one night introduced him
to Henry H.
Rogers,
the Standard Oil millionaire.
"Mr. Clemens,”
said Mr. Rogers,
"I was one of your early admirers.
I heard you lecture a long time ago,
on the Sandwich Islands.”
They sat down at a table,
and Mark Twain told amusing stories.
Rogers was in a perpetual gale of laughter.
They became friends from that evening,
and in due time the author had confessed
to the financier all his business worries.
"You had better let me look into things a little,”
Rogers said,
and he advised Clemens to
“stop walking the floor.”
It was characteristic of Mark Twain
to be willing
to unload his affairs upon any one that he thought able
to bear the burden.
He became a new man overnight.
With Henry Rogers in charge,
life was once more worth while.
He accepted invitations from the Rogers family and from many others,
and was presently so gay,
so widely sought,
and seen in so many places that one of his acquaintances,
"Jamie”
Dodge,
dubbed him the
“Belle of New York.”
Henry Rogers,
meanwhile,
was
“looking into things.”
He had reasonable faith in the type-machine,
and advanced a large sum on the chance of its proving a success.
This,
of course,
lifted Mark Twain quite into the clouds.
Daily he wrote and cabled all sorts of glowing hopes
to his family,
then in Paris.
Once he wrote:
"The ship is in sight now ....
When the anchor is down,
then I shall say:
Farewell--a long farewell--to business! I will never touch it again! I will live in literature,
I will wallow in it,
revel in it;
I will swim in ink!”
Once he cabled,
"Expect good news in ten days";
and a little later,
"Look out
for good news";
and in a few days,
"Nearing success.”
Those Sellers-like messages could not but appeal,
Mrs. Clemens's sense of humor,
even in those dark days.
To her sister she wrote,
"They make me laugh,
for they are so like my beloved Colonel.”
The affairs of Webster & Co.
Mr. Rogers found a bad way.
When,
at last,
in April,
1894,
the crisis came--a demand by the chief creditors
for payment--he advised immediate assignment as the only course.
So the firm of Webster & Co.
closed its doors.
The business which less than ten years before had begun so prosperously had ended in failure.
Mark Twain,
nearing fifty-nine,
was bankrupt.
When all the firm's effects had been sold and applied on the counts,
he was still more than seventy thousand dollars in debt.
Friends stepped in and offered
to lend him money,
but he declined these offers.
Through Mr. Rogers a basis of settlement at fifty cents on the dollar was arranged,
and Mark Twain said,
"Give me time,
and I will pay the other fifty.”
No one but his wife and Mr. Rogers,
however,
believed that at his age he would be able
to make good the promise.
Many advised him not
to attempt it,
but
to settle once and
for all on the legal basis as arranged.
Sometimes,
in moments of despondency,
he almost surrendered.
Once he said:
"I need not dream of paying it.
I never could manage it.”
But these were only the hard moments.
For the most part he kept up good heart and confidence.
It is true that he now believed again in the future of the type-setter,
and that returns from it would pay him out of bankruptcy.
But later in the year this final hope was taken away.
Mr. Rogers wrote
to him that in the final test the machine had failed
to prove itself practical and that the whole project had been finally and permanently abandoned.
The shock of disappointment was heavy
for the moment,
but then it was over--completely over--for that old mechanical demon,
that vampire of invention that had sapped his fortune so long,
was laid at last.
The worst had happened;
there was nothing more
to dread.
Within a week Mark Twain
(he was now back in Paris
with the family)
had settled down
to work once more on the
“Recollections of Joan,”
and all mention and memory of the type-setter was forever put away.
The machine stands to-day in the Sibley College of Engineering,
where it is exhibited as the costliest piece of mechanism
for its size ever constructed.
Mark Twain once received a letter from an author who had written a book
to assist inventors and patentees,
asking
for his indorsement.
He replied:
"DEAR SIR,--I have,
as you say,
been interested in patents and patentees.
If your book tells how
to exterminate inventors,
send me nine editions.
Send them by express.
"Very truly yours,
"S.
L.
CLEMENS.”
Those were economical days.
There was no income except from the old books,
and at the time this was not large.
The Clemens family,
however,
was cheerful,
and Mark Twain was once more in splendid working form.
The story of Joan hurried
to its tragic conclusion.
Each night he read
to the family what he had written that day,
and Susy,
who was easily moved,
would say,
"Wait--wait till I get my handkerchief,”
and one night when the last pages had been written and read,
and the fearful scene at Rouen had been depicted,
Susy wrote in her diary,
"To-night Joan of Arc was burned at the stake!”
Meaning that the book was finished.
Susy herself had fine literary taste,
and might have written had not her greater purpose been
to sing.
There are fragments of her writing that show the true literary touch.
Both Susy and her father cared more
for Joan than
for any of the former books.
To Mr. Rogers Clemens wrote,
"Possibly the book may not sell,
but that is nothing--it was mitten
for love.”
It was placed serially with
“Harper's Magazine”
and appeared anonymously,
but the public soon identified the inimitable touch of Mark Twain.
It was now the spring of 1895,
and Mark Twain had decided upon a new plan
to restore his fortunes.
Platform work had always paid him well,
and though he disliked it now more than ever,
he had resolved upon something unheard of in that line--nothing less,
in fact,
than a platform tour around the world.
In May,
with the family,
he sailed
for America,
and after a month or two of rest at Quarry Farm he set out
with Mrs. Clemens and Clara and
with his American agent,
J.
B.
Pond,
for the Pacific coast.
Susy and Jean remained behind
with their aunt at the farm.
The travelers left Elmira at night,
and they always remembered the picture of Susy,
standing under the electric light of the railway platform,
waving them good-by.
Mark Twain's tour of the world was a success from the beginning.
Everywhere he was received
with splendid honors--in America,
in Australia,
in New Zealand,
in India,
in Ceylon,
in South Africa--wherever he went his welcome was a grand ovation,
his theaters and halls were never large enough
to hold his audiences.
With the possible exception of General Grant's long tour in 1878-9 there had hardly been a more gorgeous progress than Mark Twain's trip around the world.
Everywhere they were overwhelmed
with attention and gifts.
We cannot begin
to tell the story of that journey here.
In
“Following the Equator”
the author himself tells it in his own delightful fashion.
From time
to time along the way Mark Twain forwarded his accumulated profits
to Mr. Rogers
to apply against his debts,
and by the time they sailed from South Africa the sum was large enough
to encourage him
to believe that,
with the royalties
to be derived from the book he would write of his travels,
he might be able
to pay in full and so face the world once more a free man.
Their long trip--it had lasted a full year-- was nearing its end.
They would spend the winter in London--Susy and Jean were notified
to join them there.
They would all be reunited again.
The outlook seemed bright once more.
They reached England the last of July.
Susy and Jean,
with Katy Leary,
were
to arrive on the 12th of August.
But the 12th did not bring them-- it brought,
instead,
a letter.
Susy was not well,
the letter said;
the sailing had been postponed.
The letter added that it was nothing serious,
but her parents cabled at once
for later news.
Receiving no satisfactory answer,
Mrs. Clemens,
full of forebodings,
prepared
to sail
with Clara
for America.
Clemens would remain in London
to arrange
for the winter residence.
A cable came,
saying Susy's recovery would be slow but certain.
Mrs. Clemens and Clara sailed immediately.
In some notes he once dictated,
Mark Twain said:
"That was the 15th of August,
1896.
Three days later,
when my wife and Clara were about half-way across the ocean,
I was standing in our dining-room,
thinking of nothing in particular,
when a cablegram was put into my hand.
It said,
'Susy was peacefully released to- day.’
“
Mark Twain's life had contained other tragedies,
but no other that equaled this one.
The dead girl had been his heart's pride;
it was a year since they parted,
and now he knew he would never see her again.
The blow had found him alone and among strangers.
In that day he could not even reach out
to those upon the ocean,
drawing daily nearer
to the heartbreak.
Susy Clemens had died in the old Hartford home.
She had been well far a time at the farm,
but then her health had declined.
She worked continuously at her singing lessons and over-tried her strength.
Then she went on a visit
to Mrs. Charles Dudley Warner,
in Hartford;
but she did not rest,
working harder than ever at her singing.
Finally she was told that she must consult a physician.
The doctor came and prescribed soothing remedies,
and advised that she have the rest and quiet of her own home.
Mrs. Crane came from Elmira,
also her uncle Charles Langdon.
But Susy became worse,
and a few days later her malady was pronounced meningitis.
This was the 15th of August,
the day that her mother and Clara sailed from England.
She was delirious and burning
with fever,
but at last sank into unconsciousness.
She died three days later,
and on the night that Mrs. Clemens and Clara arrived was taken
to Elmira
for burial.
They laid her beside the little brother that had died so long before,
and ordered a headstone
with some lines which they had found in Australia,
written by Robert Richardson:
Warm summer sun,
shine kindly here;
Warm southern wind,
blow softly here;
Green sod above,
lie light,
lie light!-- Good night,
dear heart,
good night,
good night.
LII.
EUROPEAN ECONOMIES
with Clara and Jean,
Mrs. Clemens returned
to England,
and in a modest house on Tedworth Square,
a secluded corner of London,
the stricken family hid themselves away
for the winter.
Few,
even of their closest friends,
knew of their whereabouts.
In time the report was circulated that Mask Twain,
old,
sick,
and deserted by his family,
was living in poverty,
toiling
to pay his debts.
Through the London publishers a distant cousin,
Dr. James Clemens,
of St. Louis,
located the house on Tedworth Square,
and wrote,
offering assistance.
He was invited
to call,
and found a quiet place--the life there simple--but not poverty.
By and by there was another report--this time that Mark Twain was dead.
A reporter found his way
to Tedworth Square,
and,
being received by Mark Twain himself,
asked what he should say.
Clemens regarded him gravely,
then,
in his slow,
nasal drawl,
"Say--that the report of my death--has been grossly--exaggerated,
"a remark that a day later was amusing both hemispheres.
He could not help his humor;
it was his natural form of utterance--the medium
for conveying fact,
fiction,
satire,
philosophy.
Whatever his depth of despair,
the quaint surprise of speech would come,
and it would be so until his last day.
By November he was at work on his book of travel,
which he first thought of calling
“Around the World.”
He went out not at all that winter,
and the work progressed steadily,
and was complete by the following May
(1897).
Meantime,
during his trip around the world,
Mark Twain's publishers had issued two volumes of his work--the
“Joan of Arc”
book,
and another
“Tom Sawyer”
book,
the latter volume combining two rather short stories,
"Tom Sawyer Abroad,”
published serially in St. Nicholas,
and
“Tom Sawyer,
Detective.”
The
“Joan of Arc”
book,
the tenderest and most exquisite of all Mark Twain's work--a tale told
with the deepest sympathy and the rarest delicacy--was dedicated by the author
to his wife,
as being the only piece of his writing which he considered worthy of this honor.
He regarded it as his best book,
and this was an opinion that did not change.
Twelve years later--it was on his seventy-third birthday--he wrote as his final verdict,
November 30,
1908:
"I like the Joan of Arc best of all my books;
and it is the best;
I know it perfectly well,
and,
besides,
it furnished me seven times the pleasure afforded me by any of the others;
twelve years of preparation and two years of writing.
The others needed no preparation and got none.
MARK TWAIN.”
The public at first did not agree
with the author's estimate,
and the demand
for the book was not large.
But the public amended its opinion.
The demand for
“Joan”
increased
with each year until its sales ranked
with the most popular of Mark Twain's books.
The new stories of Tom and Huck have never been as popular as the earlier adventures of this pair of heroes.
The shorter stories are less important and perhaps less alive,
but they are certainly very readable tales,
and nobody but Mark Twain could have written them.
Clemens began some new stories when his travel book was out of the way,
but presently
with the family was on the way
to Switzerland
for the summer.
They lived at Weggis,
on Lake Lucerne,
in the Villa Buhlegg--a very modest five-franc-a-day pension,
for they were economizing and putting away money
for the debts.
Mark Twain was not in a mood
for work,
and,
besides,
proofs of the new book
“Following the Equator,”
as it is now called--were coming steadily.
But on the anniversary of Susy's death
(August 18th)
he wrote a poem,
"In Memoriam,”
in which he touched a literary height never before attained.
It was published in
“Harper's Magazine,”
and now appears in his collected works.
Across from Villa Buhlegg on the lake-front there was a small shaded inclosure where he loved
to sit and look out on the blue water and lofty mountains,
one of which,
Rigi,
he and Twichell had climbed nineteen years before.
The little retreat is still there,
and to-day one of the trees bears a tablet
(in German),
"Mark Twain's Rest.”
Autumn found the family in Vienna,
located
for the winter at the Hotel Metropole.
Mrs. Clemens realized that her daughters must no longer be deprived of social and artistic advantages.
For herself,
she longed only
for retirement.
Vienna is always a gay city,
a center of art and culture and splendid social functions.
From the moment of his arrival,
Mark Twain and his family were in the midst of affairs.
Their room at the Metropole became an assembling-place
for distinguished members of the several circles that go
to make up the dazzling Viennese life.
Mrs. Clemens,
to her sister in America,
once wrote:
"Such funny combinations are here sometimes:
one duke,
several counts,
several writers,
several barons,
two princes,
newspaper women,
etc.”
Mark Twain found himself the literary lion of the Austrian capital.
Every club entertained him and roared
with delight at his German speeches.
Wherever he appeared on the streets he was recognized.
"Let him pass! Don't you see it is Herr Mark Twain!”
commanded an officer
to a guard who,
in the midst of a great assemblage,
had presumed
to bar the way.
LIII.
MARK TWAIN PAYS HIS DEBTS Mark Twain wrote much and well during this period,
in spite of his social life.
His article
“Concerning the Jews”
was written that first winter in Vienna--a fine piece of special pleading;
also the greatest of his short stories--one of the greatest of all short stories--"The Man that Corrupted Hadleyburg.”
But there were good reasons why he should write better now;
his mind was free of a mighty load--he had paid his debts! Soon after his arrival in Vienna he had written
to Mr. Rogers:
"Let us begin on those debts.
I cannot bear the weight any longer.
It totally unfits me
for work.”
He had accumulated a large sum
for the purpose,
and the royalties from the new book were beginning
to roll in.
Payment of the debts was begun.
At the end of December he wrote again:
"Land,
we are glad
to see those debts diminishing.
For the first time in my life I am getting more pleasure from paying money out than from pulling it in.”
A few days later he wrote
to Howells that he had
“turned the corner";
and again:
"We've lived close
to the bone and saved every cent we could,
and there's no undisputed claim now that we can't cash .
.
.
.
I hope you will never get the like of the load saddled on
to you that was saddled on
to me,
three years ago.
And yet there is such a solid pleasure in paying the things that I reckon it is worth while
to get into that kind of a hobble,
after all.
Mrs. Clemens gets millions of delight out of it,
and the children have never uttered one complaint about the scrimping from the beginning.”
By the end of January,
1898,
Clemens had accumulated enough money
to make the final payments
to his creditors.
At the time of his failure he had given himself five years
to achieve this result.
But he had needed less than four.
A report from Mr. Rogers showed that a balance of thirteen thousand dollars would remain
to his credit after the last accounts were wiped away.
Clemens had tried
to keep his money affairs out of the newspapers,
but the payment of the final claims could not be concealed,
and the press made the most of it.
Head-lines shouted it.
Editorials heralded Mark Twain as a second Walter Scott,
because Scott,
too,
had labored
to lift a great burden of debt.
Never had Mark Twain been so beloved by his fellow-men.
One might suppose now that he had had enough of invention and commercial enterprises of every sort--that is,
one who did not know Mark Twain might suppose this--but it would not be true.
Within a month after his debts were paid he was negotiating
with the Austrian inventor Szczepanik
for the American rights in a wonderful carpet-pattern machine,
and,
Sellers- like,
was planning
to organize a company
with a capital of fifteen hundred million dollars
to control the carpet-weaving industries of the world.
He wrote
to Mr. Rogers about the great scheme,
inviting the Standard Oil to
“come in";
but the plan failed
to bear the test of Mr. Rogers's investigation and was heard of no more.
Samuel Clemens's obligation
to Henry Rogers was very great,
but it was not quite the obligation that many supposed it
to be.
It was often asserted that the financier lent,
even gave,
the humorist large sums,
and pointed out opportunities
for speculation.
No part of this statement is true.
Mr. Rogers neither lent nor gave Mark Twain money,
and never allowed him
to speculate when he could prevent it.
He sometimes invested Mark Twain's own funds
for him,
but he never bought
for him a share of stock without money in hand
to pay
for it in full--money belonging to,
and earned by,
Clemens himself.
What Henry Rogers did give
to Mark Twain was his priceless counsel and time--gifts more precious than any mere sum of money--favors that Mark Twain could accept without humiliation.
He did accept them,
and never ceased
to be grateful.
He rarely wrote without expressing his gratitude,
and we get the size of Mark Twain's obligation when in one letter we read:
"I have abundant peace of mind again--no sense of burden.
Work is become a pleasure--it is not labor any longer.”
He wrote much and well,
mainly magazine articles,
including some of those chapters later gathered it his book on
“Christian Science.”
He reveled like a boy in his new freedom and fortunes,
in the lavish honors paid him,
in the rich circumstance of Viennese life.
But always just beneath the surface were unforgetable sorrows.
His face in repose was always sad.
Once,
after writing
to Howells of his successes,
he added:
"All those things might move and interest one.
But how desperately more I have been moved to-night by the thought of a little old copy in the nursery of :At the Back of the North Wind.”
Oh,
what happy days they were when that book was read,
and how Susy loved it!”
LIV.
RETURN AFTER EXILE News came
to Vienna of the death of Orion Clemens,
at the age of seventy- two.
Orion had died as he had lived--a gentle dreamer,
always
with a new plan.
He had not been sick at all.
One morning early he had seated himself at a table,
with pencil and paper,
and was putting down the details of his latest project,
when death came--kindly,
in the moment of new hope.
He was a generous,
upright man,
beloved by all who understood him.
The Clemenses remained two winters in Vienna,
spending the second at the Hotel Krantz,
where their rooms were larger and finer than at the Metropole,
and even more crowded
with notabilities.
Their salon acquired the name of the
“Second Embassy,”
and Mark Twain was,
in fact,
the most representative American in the Austrian capital.
It became the fashion
to consult him on every question of public interest,
his comments,
whether serious or otherwise,
being always worth printing.
When European disarmament was proposed,
Editor William T.
Stead,
of the
“Review of Reviews,”
wrote
for his opinion.
He replied:
"DEAR Mr. STEAD,--The Tsar is ready
to disarm.
I am ready
to disarm.
Collect the others;
it should not be much of a task now.
MARK TWAIN.”
He refused offers of many sorts.
He declined ten thousand dollars
for a tobacco endorsement,
though he liked the tobacco well enough.
He declined ten thousand dollars a year
for five years
to lend his name as editor of a humorous periodical.
He declined another ten thousand
for ten lectures,
and another offer
for fifty lectures at the same rates-- that is,
one thousand dollars per night.
He could get along without these sums,
he said,
and still preserve some remnants of his self- respect.
It was May,
1899,
when Clemens and his family left Vienna.
They spent a summer in Sweden on account of the health of Jean Clemens,
and located in London apartments--3o Wellington Court--for the winter.
Then followed a summer at beautiful Dollis Hill,
an old house where Gladstone had often visited,
on a shady hilltop just outside of London.
The city had not quite enclosed the place then,
and there were spreading oaks,
a pond
with lily-pads,
and wide spaces of grassy lawn.
The place to-day is converted into a public garden called Gladstone Park.
Writing
to Twichell in mid- summer,
Clemens said:
"I am the only person who is ever in the house in the daytime,
but I am working,
and deep in the luxury of it.
But there is one tremendous defect.
Levy is all so enchanted
with the place and so in love
with it that she doesn't know how she is going
to tear herself away from it.”
However,
there was one still greater attraction than Dollis Hill,
and that was America--home.
Mark Twain at sixty-five and a free man once more had decided
to return
to his native land.
They closed Dollis Hill at the end of September,
and October 6,
1900,
sailed on the Minnehaha
for New York,
bidding good-by,
as Mark Twain believed,
and hoped,
to foreign travel.
Nine days later,
to a reporter who greeted him on the ship,
he said:
"If I ever get ashore I am going
to break both of my legs so I can't get away again.”
LV.
A PROPHET AT HOME New York tried
to outdo Vienna and London in honoring Mark Twain.
Every newspaper was filled
with the story of his great fight against debt,
and his triumph.
"He had behaved like Walter Scott,”
writes Howells,
"as millions rejoiced
to know who had not known how Walter Scott behaved till they knew it was like Clemens.”
Clubs and societies vied
with one another in offering him grand entertainments.
Literary and lecture proposals poured in.
He was offered at the rate of a dollar a word
for his writing--he could name his own terms
for lectures.
These sensational offers did not tempt him.
He was sick of the platform.
He made a dinner speech here and there--always an event--but he gave no lectures or readings
for profit.
His literary work he confined
to a few magazines,
and presently concluded an arrangement with
“Harper & Brothers”
for whatever he might write,
the payment
to be twenty
(later thirty)
cents per word.
He arranged
with the same firm
for the publication of all his books,
by this time collected in uniform edition.
He wished his affairs
to be settled as nearly as might be.
His desire was freedom from care.
Also he would have liked a period of quiet and rest,
but that was impossible.
He realized that the multitude of honors tendered him was in a sense a vast compliment which he could not entirely refuse.
Howells writes that Mark Twain's countrymen
“kept it up past all precedent,”
and in return Mark Twain tried
to do his part.
"His friends saw that he was wearing himself out,”
adds Howells,
and certain it is that he grew thin and pale and had a hacking cough.
Once
to Richard Watson Gilder he wrote:
"In bed
with a chest cold and other company.
"DEAR GILDER,--I can't.
If I were a well man I could explain
with this pencil,
but in the cir--ces I will leave it all
to your imagination.
"Was it Grady that killed himself trying
to do all the dining and speeching?
No,
old man,
no,
no! Ever yours,
MARK.”
In the various dinner speeches and other utterances made by Mark Twain at this time,
his hearers recognized a new and great seriousness of purpose.
It was not really new,
only,
perhaps,
more emphasized.
He still made them laugh,
but he insisted on making them think,
too.
He preached a new gospel of patriotism--not the patriotism that means a boisterous cheering of the Stars and Stripes wherever unfurled,
but the patriotism that proposes
to keep the Stars and Stripes clean and worth shouting for.
In one place he said:
"We teach the boys
to atrophy their independence.
We teach them
to take their patriotism at second hand;
to shout
with the largest crowd without examining into the right or wrong of the matter-- exactly as boys under monarchies are taught,
and have always been taught.”
He protested against the blind allegiance of monarchies.
He was seldom
“with the largest crowd”
himself.
Writing much of our foreign affairs,
then in a good deal of a muddle,
he assailed so fearlessly and fiercely measures which he held
to be unjust that he was caricatured as an armed knight on a charger and as Huck Finn
with a gun.
But he was not always warlike.
One of the speeches he made that winter was
with Col.
Henry Watterson,
a former Confederate soldier,
at a Lincoln birthday memorial at Carnegie Hall.
"Think of it!”
he wrote Twichell,
"two old rebels functioning there;
I as president and Watterson as orator of the day.
Things have changed somewhat in these forty years,
thank God!”
The Clemens household did not go back
to Hartford.
During their early years abroad it had been Mrs. Clemens's dream
to return and open the beautiful home,
with everything the same as before.
The death of Susy had changed all this.
The mother had grown more and more
to feel that she could not bear the sorrow of Susy's absence in the familiar rooMs. After a trip which Clemens himself made
to Hartford,
he wrote,
"I realize that if we ever enter the house again
to live,
our hearts will break.”
So they did not go back.
Mrs. Clemens had seen it
for the last time on that day when the carnage waited while she went back
to take a last look into the vacant rooMs. They had taken a house at 14 West Tenth Street
for the winter,
and when summer came they went
to a log cabin on Saranac Lake,
which they called
“The Lair.”
Here Mark Twain wrote
“A Double- barreled Detective Story,”
a not very successful burlesque of Sherlock Holmes.
But most of the time that summer he loafed and rested,
as was his right.
Once during the summer he went on a cruise
with H.
H.
Rogers,
Speaker
“Tom”
Reed,
and others on Mr. Rogers's yacht.
LVI.
HONORED BY MISSOURI The family did not return
to New York.
They took a beautiful house at Riverdale on the Hudson--the old Appleton homestead.
Here they established themselves and settled down
for American residence.
They would have bought the Appleton place,
but the price was beyond their reach.
It was in the autumn of 1901 that Mark Twain settled in Riverdale.
In June of the following year he was summoned West
to receive the degree of LL.D.
from the university of his native state.
He made the journey a sort of last general visit
to old associations and friends.
In St. Louis he saw Horace Bixby,
fresh,
wiry,
and capable as he had been forty-five years before.
Clemens said:
"I have become an old man.
You are still thirty-five.”
They went over
to the rooms of the pilots’
association,
where the river- men gathered in force
to celebrate his return.
Then he took train
for Hannibal.
He spent several days in Hannibal and saw Laura Hawkins--Mrs. Frazer,
and a widow now--and John Briggs,
an old man,
and John RoBards,
who had worn the golden curls and the medal
for good conduct.
They drove him
to the old house on Hill Street,
where once he had lived and set type;
photographers were there and photographed him standing at the front door.
"It all seems so small
to me,”
he said,
as he looked through the house.
"A boy's home is a big place
to him.
I suppose if I should come back again ten years from now it would be the size of a bird-house.”
He did not see
“Huck"--Torn Blankenship had not lived in Hannibal
for many years.
But he was driven
to all the familiar haunts--to Lover's Leap,
the cave,
and the rest;
and Sunday afternoon,
with John Briggs,
he walked over Holliday's Hill--the
“Cardiff Hill”
of
“Tom Sawyer.”
It was just such a day,
as the one when they had damaged a cooper shop and so nearly finished the old negro driver.
A good deal more than fifty years had passed since then,
and now here they were once more--Tom Sawyer and Joe Harper--two old men,
the hills still fresh and green,
the river rippling in the sun.
Looking across
to the Illinois shore and the green islands where they had played,
and
to Lover's Leap on the south,
the man who had been Sam Clemens said:
"John,
that is one of the loveliest sights I ever saw.
Down there is the place we used
to swim,
and yonder is where a man was drowned,
and there's where the steamboat sank.
Down there on Lover's Leap is where the Millerites put on their robes one night
to go
to heaven.
None of them went that night,
but I suppose most of them have gone now.”
John Briggs said,
"Sam,
do you remember the day we stole peaches from old man Price,
and one of his bow-legged niggers came after us
with dogs,
and how we made up our minds we'd catch that nigger and drown him?”
And so they talked on of this thing and that,
and by and by drove along the river,
and Sam Clemens pointed out the place where he swam it and was taken
with a cramp on the return.
"Once near the shore I thought I would let down,”
he said,
"but was afraid to,
knowing that if the water was deep I was a goner,
but finally my knee struck the sand and I crawled out.
That was the closest call I ever had.”
They drove by a place where a haunted house had stood.
They drank from a well they had always known--from the bucket,
as they had always drunk-- talking,
always talking,
touching
with lingering fondness that most beautiful and safest of all our possessions--the past.
"Sam,”
said John,
when they parted,
"this is probably the last time we shall meet on earth.
God bless you.
Perhaps somewhere we shall renew our friendship.”
"John,”
was the answer,
"this day has been worth a thousand dollars
to me.
We were like brothers once,
and I feel that we are the same now.
Good-by,
John.
I'll try
to meet you somewhere.”
Clemens left next day
for Columbia,
where the university is located.
At each station a crowd had gathered
to cheer and wave as the train pulled in and
to offer him flowers.
Sometimes he tried
to say a few words,
but his voice would not come.
This was more than even Tom Sawyer had dreamed.
Certainly there is something deeply touching in the recognition of one's native State;
the return of the boy who has set out unknown
to battle
with life and who is called back
to be crowned is unlike any other home- coming--more dramatic,
more moving.
Next day at the university Mark Twain,
summoned before the crowded assembly-hall
to receive his degree,
stepped out
to the center of the stage and paused.
He seemed in doubt as
to whether he should make a speech or only express his thanks
for the honor received.
Suddenly and without signal the great audience rose and stood in silence at his feet.
He bowed but he could not speak.
Then the vast assembly began a peculiar chant,
spelling out slowly the word M-i-s- s-o-u-r-i,
with a pause between each letter.
It was tremendously impressive.
Mark Twain was not left in doubt as
to what was required of him when the chant ended.
The audience demanded a speech--a speech,
and he made them one--such a speech as no one there would forget
to his dying day.
Back in St. Louis,
he attended the rechristening of the St. Louis harbor boat;
it had been previously called the
“St.
Louis,”
but it was now
to be called the
“Mark Twain.”
LVII.
THE CLOSE OF A BEAUTIFUL LIFE Life which had begun very cheerfully at Riverdale ended sadly enough.
In August,
at York Harbor,
Maine,
Mrs. Clemens's health failed and she was brought home an invalid,
confined almost entirely
to her room.
She had been always the life,
the center,
the mainspring of the household.
Now she must not even be consulted--hardly visited.
On her bad days--and they were many--Clemens,
sad and anxious,
spent most of his time lingering about her door,
waiting
for news,
or until he was permitted
to see her
for a brief moment.
In his memorandum-book of that period he wrote:
"Our dear prisoner is where she is through overwork--day and night devotion
to the children and me.
We did not know how
to value it.
We know now.”
And on the margin of a letter praising him
for what he had done
for the world's enjoyment,
and
for his triumph over debt,
he wrote:
"Livy never gets her share of those applauses,
but it is because the people do not know.
Yet she is entitled
to the lion's share.”
She improved during the winter,
but very slowly.
Her husband wrote in his diary:
"Feb.
2,
1903--Thirty-third wedding anniversary.
I was allowed
to see Livy five minutes this morning,
in honor of the day.”
Mrs. Clemens had always remembered affectionately their winter in Florence of ten years before,
and she now expressed the feeling that if she were in Florence again she would be better.
The doctors approved,
and it was decided that she should be taken there as soon as she was strong enough
to travel.
She had so far improved by June that they journeyed
to Elmira,
where in the quiet rest of Quarry Farm her strength returned somewhat and the hope of her recovery was strong.
Mark Twain wrote a story that summer in Elmira,
in the little octagonal study,
shut in now by trees and overgrown
with vines.
"A Dog's Tale,”
a pathetic plea against vivisection,
was the last story written in the little retreat that had seen the beginning of
“Tom Sawyer”
twenty-nine years before.
There was a feeling that the stay in Europe was this time
to be permanent.
On one of the first days of October Clemens wrote in his note-book:
"To-day I place flowers on Susy's grave--for the last time,
probably --and read the words,
"Good night,
dear heart,
good night,
good night.”
They sailed on the 24th,
by way of Naples and Genoa,
and were presently installed in the Villa Reale di Quarto,
a fine old Italian palace,
in an ancient garden looking out over Florence toward Vallombrosa and the Chianti hills.
It was a beautiful spot,
though its aging walls and cypresses and matted vines gave it a rather mournful look.
Mrs. Clemens's health improved there
for a time,
in spite of dull,
rainy,
depressing weather;
so much so that in May,
when the warmth and sun came back,
Clemens was driving about the country,
seeking a villa that he might buy
for a home.
On one of these days--it was a Sunday in early June,
the 5th--when he had been out
with Jean,
and had found a villa which he believed would fill all their requirements,
he came home full of enthusiasm and hope,
eager
to tell the patient about the discovery.
Certainly she seemed better.
A day or two before she had been wheeled out on the terrace
to enjoy the wonder of early Italian summer.
He found her bright and cheerful,
anxious
to hear all their plans
for the new home.
He stayed
with her alone through the dinner hour,
and their talk was as in the old days.
Summoned
to go at last,
he chided himself
for staying so long;
but she said there was no harm and kissed him,
saying,
"you will come back?”
and he answered
“Yes,
to say good night,”
meaning at half-past nine,
as was the permitted custom.
He stood a moment at the door,
throwing kisses
to her,
and she returned them,
her face bright
with smiles.
He was so full of hope--they were going
to be happy again.
Long ago he had been in the habit of singing jubilee songs
to the children.
He went upstairs now
to the piano and played the chorus and sang
“Swing Low,
Sweet Chariot,”
and
“My Lord He Calls Me.”
He stopped then,
but Jean,
who had come in,
asked him
to go on.
Mrs. Clemens,
from her room,
heard the music and said
to Katy Leary:
"He is singing a good-night carol
to me.”
The music ceased presently.
A moment later she asked
to be lifted up.
Almost in that instant life slipped away without a sound.
Clemens,
just then coming
to say good-night,
saw a little group gathered about her bed,
and heard Clara ask:
"Katy,
is it true?
Oh,
Katy,
is it true?”
In his note-book that night he wrote:
"At a quarter-past nine this evening she that was the life of my life passed
to the relief and the peace of death,
after twenty-two months of unjust and unearned suffering.
I first saw her thirty-seven years ago,
and now I have looked upon her face
for the last time....
I was full of remorse
for things done and said in these thirty- four years of married life that have hurt Livy's heart.”
And
to Howells a few days later:
"To-day,
treasured in her worn,
old testament,
I found a dear and gentle letter from you dated Far Rockaway,
September 12,
1896,
about our poor Susy's death.
I am tired and old;
I wish I were
with Livy.”
They brought her
to America;
and from the house,
and the rooms,
where she had been made a bride bore her
to a grave beside Susy and little Langdon.
LVIII.
MARK TWAIN AT SEVENTY In a small cottage belonging
to Richard Watson Gilder,
at Tyringham,
Massachusetts,
Samuel Clemens and his daughters tried
to plan
for the future.
Mrs. Clemens had always been the directing force--they were lost without her.
They finally took a house in New York City,
No.
21 Fifth Avenue,
at the corner of Ninth Street,
installed the familiar furnishings,
and tried once more
to establish a home.
The house was handsome within and without--a proper residence
for a venerable author and sage--a suitable setting
for Mark Twain.
But it was lonely
for him.
It lacked soul--comfort that would reach the heart.
He added presently a great Aeolian orchestrelle,
with a variety of music
for his different moods.
Sometimes he played it himself,
though oftener his secretary played
to him.
He went out little that winter--seeing only a few old and intimate friends.
His writing,
such as it was,
was of a serious nature,
protests against oppression and injustice in a variety of forMs. Once he wrote a
“War Prayer,”
supposed
to have been made by a mysterious,
white- robed stranger who enters a church during those ceremonies that precede the marching of the nation's armies
to battle.
The minister had prayed
for victory,
a prayer which the stranger interprets as a petition that the enemy's country be laid waste,
its soldiers be torn by shells,
its people turned out roofless,
to wander through their desolated land in rags and hunger.
It was a scathing arraignment of war,
a prophecy,
indeed,
which to-day has been literally fulfilled.
He did not print it,
because then it would have been regarded as sacrilege.
When summer came again,
in a beautiful house at Dublin,
New Hampshire,
on the Monadnock slope,
he seemed
to get back into the old swing of work,
and wrote that pathetic story,
"A Horse's Tale.”
Also
“Eve's Diary,”
which,
under its humor,
is filled
with tenderness,
and he began a wildly fantastic tale entitled
“Three Thousand Years Among the Microbes,”
a satire in which Gulliver is outdone.
He never finished it.
He never could finish it,
for it ran off into amazing by-paths that led nowhere,
and the tale was lost.
Yet he always meant
to get at it again some day and make order out of chaos.
Old friends were dying,
and Mark Twain grew more and more lonely.
"My section of the procession has but a little way
to go,”
he wrote when the great English actor Henry Irving died.
Charles Henry Webb,
his first publisher,
John Hay,
Bret Harte,
Thomas B.
Reed,
and,
indeed,
most of his earlier associates were gone.
When an invitation came from San Francisco
to attend a California reunion he replied that his wandering days were over and that it was his purpose
to sit by the fire
for the rest of his life.
And in another letter:
"I have done more
for San Francisco than any other of its old residents.
Since I left there,
it has increased in population fully 300,000.
I could have done more--I could have gone earlier--it was suggested.”
A choice example,
by the way,
of Mark Twain's best humor,
with its perfectly timed pause,
and the afterthought.
Most humorists would have been content
to end
with the statement,
"I could have gone earlier.”
Only Mark Twain could have added that final exquisite touch--"it was suggested.”
Mark Twain was nearing seventy.
With the 30th of November
(1905)
he would complete the scriptural limitation,
and the president of his publishing-house,
Col.
George Harvey,
of Harper's,
proposed a great dinner
for him in celebration of his grand maturity.
Clemens would have preferred a small assembly in some snug place,
with only his oldest and closest friends.
Colonel Harvey had a different view.
He had given a small,
choice dinner
to Mark Twain on his sixty-seventh birthday;
now it must be something really worth while--something
to outrank any former literary gathering.
In order not
to conflict
with Thanksgiving holidays,
the 5th of December was selected as the date.
On that evening,
two hundred American and English men and women of letters assembled in Delmonico's great banquet-hall
to do honor
to their chief.
What an occasion it was! The tables of gay diners and among them Mark Twain,
his snow-white hair a gleaming beacon
for every eye.
Then,
by and by,
presented by William Dean Howells,
he rose
to speak.
Instantly the brilliant throng was on its feet,
a shouting billow of life,
the white handkerchiefs flying foam-like on its crest.
It was a supreme moment! The greatest one of them all hailed by their applause as he scaled the mountaintop.
Never did Mark Twain deliver a more perfect address than he gave that night.
He began
with the beginning,
the meagerness of that little hamlet that had seen his birth,
and sketched it all so quaintly and delightfully that his hearers laughed and shouted,
though there was tenderness under it,
and often the tears were just beneath the surface.
He told of his habits of life,
how he had reached seventy by following a plan of living that would probably kill anybody else;
how,
in fact,
he believed he had no valuable habits at all.
Then,
at last,
came that unforgetable close:
"Threescore years and ten!
“It is the scriptural statute of limitations.
After that you owe no active duties;
for you the strenuous life is over.
You are a time- expired man,
to use Kipling's military phrase:
you have served your term,
well or less well,
and you are mustered out.
You are become an honorary member of the republic,
you are emancipated,
compulsions are not
for you,
nor any bugle-call but
“lights out.”
You pay the time-worn duty bills if you choose,
or decline,
if you prefer--and without prejudice--for they are not legally collectable.
"The previous-engagement plea,
which in forty years has cost you so many twinges,
you can lay aside forever;
on this side of the grave you will never need it again.
If you shrink at thought of night,
and winter,
and the late homecomings from the banquet and the lights and laughter,
through the deserted streets--a desolation which would not remind you now,
as
for a generation it did,
that your friends are sleeping and you must creep in a-tiptoe and not disturb them,
but would only remind you that you need not tiptoe,
you can never disturb them more--if you shrink at the thought of these things you need only reply,
"Your invitation honors me and pleases me because you still keep me in your remembrance,
but I am seventy;
seventy,
and would nestle in the chimney-corner,
and smoke my pipe,
and read my book,
and take my rest,
wishing you well in all affection,
and that when you,
in your turn,
shall arrive at Pier 70 you may step aboard your waiting ship
with a reconciled spirit,
and lay your course toward the sinking sun
with a contented heart.”
The tears that had been lying in wait were no longer kept back.
If there were any present who did not let them flow without shame,
who did not shout their applause from throats choked
with sobs,
they failed
to mention the fact later.
Many of his old friends,
one after another,
rose
to tell their love
for him--Cable,
Carnegie,
Gilder,
and the rest.
Mr. Rogers did not speak,
nor the Reverend Twichell,
but they sat at his special table.
Aldrich could not be there,
but wrote a letter.
A group of English authors,
including Alfred Austin,
Barrie,
Chesterton,
Dobson,
Doyle,
Hardy,
Kipling,
Lang,
and others,
joined in a cable.
Helen Keller wrote:
"And you are seventy years old?
Or is the report exaggerated,
like that of your death?
I remember,
when I saw you last,
at the house of dear Mr. Hutton,
in Princeton,
you said:
'If a man is a pessimist before he is forty-eight,
he knows too much.
If he is an optimist after he is forty-eight,
he knows too little.’
“Now we know you are an optimist,
and nobody would dare
to accuse one on the
“seven-terraced summit”
of knowing little.
So probably you are not seventy,
after all,
but only forty-seven!”
Helen Keller was right.
Mark Twain was never a pessimist in his heart.
LIX.
MARK TWAIN ARRANGES
for HIS BIOGRAPHY It was at the beginning of 1906--a little more than a month after the seventieth-birthday dinner--that the writer of these chapters became personally associated
with Mark Twain.
I had met him before,
and from time
to time he had returned a kindly word about some book I had written and inconsiderately sent him,
for he had been my literary hero from childhood.
Once,
indeed,
he had allowed me
to use some of his letters in a biography I was writing of Thomas Nast;
he had been always an admirer of the great cartoonist,
and the permission was kindness itself.
Before the seating at the birthday dinner I happened
to find myself
for a moment alone
with Mark Twain and remembered
to thank him in person
for the use of the letters;
a day or two later I sent him a copy of the book.
I did not expect
to hear from it again.
It was a little while after this that I was asked
to join in a small private dinner
to be given
to Mark Twain at the Players,
in celebration of his being made an honorary member of that club--there being at the time only one other member of this class,
Sir Henry Irving.
I was in the Players a day or two before the event,
and David Munro,
of
“The North American Review,”
a man whose gentle and kindly nature made him
“David”
to all who knew him,
greeted me joyfully,
his face full of something he knew I would wish
to hear.
He had been chosen,
he said,
to propose the Players’
dinner
to Mark Twain,
and had found him propped up in bed,
and beside him a copy of the Nast book.
I suspect now that David's generous heart prompted Mark Twain
to speak of the book,
and that his comment had lost nothing in David's eager retelling.
But I was too proud and happy
to question any feature of the precious compliment,
and Munro--always most happy in making others happy--found opportunity
to repeat it,
and even
to improve upon it-- usually in the presence of others--several times during the evening.
The Players’
dinner
to Mark Twain was given on the evening of January 3,
19066,
and the picture of it still remains clear
to me.
The guests,
assembled around a single table in the private dining-room,
did not exceed twenty-five in number.
Brander Matthews presided,
and the knightly Frank Millet,
who would one day go down on the
“Titanic,”
was there,
and Gilder and Munro and David Bispham and Robert Reid,
and others of their kind.
It so happened that my seat was nearly facing the guest of the evening,
who by a custom of the Players is placed at the side and not at the distant end of the long table.
Regarding him at leisure,
I saw that he seemed
to be in full health.
He had an alert,
rested look;
his complexion had the tints of a miniature painting.
Lit by the soft glow of the shaded candles,
outlined against the richness of the shadowed walls,
he made a figure of striking beauty.
I could not take my eyes from it,
for it stirred in me the farthest memories.
I saw the interior of a farm-house sitting-room in the Middle West where I had first heard the name of Mark Twain,
and where night after night a group had gathered around the evening lamp
to hear read aloud the story of the Innocents on their Holy Land pilgrimage,
which
to a boy of eight had seemed only a wonderful poem and fairy-tale.
To Charles Harvey Genung,
who sat next
to me,
I whispered something of this,
and how during the thirty-six years since then no one had meant
to me quite what Mark Twain had meant--in literature and,
indeed,
in life.
Now here he was just across the table.
It was a fairy-tale come true.
Genung said:
"You should write his life.”
It seemed
to me no more than a pleasant remark,
but he came back
to it again and again,
trying
to encourage me
with the word that Munro had brought back concerning the biography of Nast.
However,
nothing of what he said had kindled any spark of hope.
I put him off by saying that certainly some one of longer and closer friendship and larger experience had been selected
for the work.
Then the speaking began,
and the matter went out of my mind.
Later in the evening,
when we had left our seats and were drifting about the table,
I found a chance
to say a word
to our guest concerning his
“Joan of Arc,”
which I had recently re-read.
To my happiness,
he told me that long-ago incident--the stray leaf from Joan's life,
blown
to him by the wind--which had led
to his interest in all literature.
Then presently I was
with Genung again and he was still insisting that I write the life of Mark Twain.
It may have been his faithful urging,
it may have been the quick sympathy kindled by the name of
“Joan of Arc";
whatever it was,
in the instant of bidding good-by
to our guest I was prompted
to add:
"May I call
to see you,
Mr. Clemens,
some day?”
And something--to this day I do not know what--prompted him
to answer:
"Yes,
come soon.”
Two days later,
by appointment
with his secretary,
I arrived at 21 Fifth Avenue,
and waited in the library
to be summoned
to his room.
A few moments later I was ascending the long stairs,
wondering why I had come on so useless an errand,
trying
to think up an excuse
for having come at all.
He was propped up in bed--a regal bed,
from a dismantled Italian palace-- delving through a copy of
“Huckleberry Finn,”
in search of a paragraph concerning which some unknown correspondent had inquired.
He pushed the cigars toward me,
commenting amusingly on this correspondent and on letter-writing in general.
By and by,
when there came a lull,
I told him what so many thousands had told him before--what his work had meant
to me,
so long ago,
and recalled my childish impressions of that large black-and-gilt book
with its wonderful pictures and adventures
“The Innocents Abroad.”
Very likely he was willing enough
to let me change the subject presently and thank him
for the kindly word which David Munro had brought.
I do not remember what was his comment,
but I suddenly found myself saying that out of his encouragement had grown a hope
(though certainly it was less),
that I might some day undertake a book about himself.
I expected my errand
to end at this point,
and his silence seemed long and ominous.
He said at last that from time
to time he had himself written chapters of his life,
but that he had always tired of the work and put it aside.
He added that he hoped his daughters would one day collect his letters,
but that a biography--a detailed story of a man's life and effort--was another matter.
I think he added one or two other remarks,
then all at once,
turning upon me those piercing agate-blue eyes,
he said:
"When would you like
to begin?”
There was a dresser,
with a large mirror,
at the end of the room.
I happened
to catch my reflection in it,
and I vividly recollect saying
to it,
mentally
“This is not true;
it is only one of many similar dreaMs. ”
But even in a dream one must answer,
and I said:
"Whenever you like.
I can begin now.”
He was always eager in any new undertaking.
"Very good,”
he said,
"the sooner,
then,
the better.
Let's begin while we are in the humor.
The longer you postpone a thing of this kind,
the less likely you are ever
to get at it.”
This was on Saturday;
I asked if Tuesday,
January 9,
would be too soon
to start.
He agreed that Tuesday would do,
and inquired as
to my plan of work.
I suggested bringing a stenographer
to make notes of his life- story as he could recall it,
this record
to be supplemented by other material--letters,
journals,
and what not.
He said:
"I think I should enjoy dictating
to a stenographer
with some one
to prompt me and act as audience.
The room adjoining this was fitted up
for my study.
My manuscript and notes and private books and many of my letters are there,
and there are a trunkful or two of such things in the attic.
I seldom use the room myself.
I do my writing and reading in bed.
I will turn that room over
to you
for this work.
Whatever you need will be brought
to you.
We can have the dictations here in the morning,
and you can put in the rest of the day
to suit yourself.
You can have a key and come and go as you please.”
That was always his way.
He did nothing by halves.
He got up and showed me the warm luxury of the study,
with its mass of material--disordered,
but priceless.
I have no distinct recollections of how I came away,
but presently,
back at the Players,
I was confiding the matter
to Charles Harvey Genung,
who said he was not surprised;
but I think he was.
LX.
WORKING
with MARK TWAIN It was true,
after all;
and on Tuesday morning,
January 9,
1906,
I was on hand
with a capable stenographer,
ready
to begin.
Clemens,
meantime,
had developed a new idea:
he would like
to add,
he said,
the new dictations
to his former beginnings,
completing an autobiography which was
to be laid away and remain unpublished
for a hundred years.
He would pay the stenographer himself,
and own the notes,
allowing me,
of course,
free use of them as material
for my book.
He did not believe that he could follow the story of his life in its order of dates,
but would find it necessary
to wander around,
picking up the thread as memory or fancy prompted.
I could suggest subjects and ask questions.
I assented
to everything,
and we set
to work immediately.
As on my former visit,
he was in bed when we arrived,
though clad now in a rich Persian dressing gown,
and propped against great,
snowy pillows.
A small table beside him held his pipes,
cigars,
papers,
also a reading- lamp,
the soft light of which brought out his brilliant coloring and the gleam of his snowy hair.
There was daylight,
too,
but it was dull winter daylight,
from the north,
while the walls of the room were a deep,
unreflecting red.
He began that morning
with some memories of the Comstock mine;
then he dropped back
to his childhood,
closing at last
with some comment on matters quite recent.
How delightful it was--his quaint,
unhurried fashion of speech,
the unconscious habits of his delicate hands,
the play of his features as his fancies and phrases passed through his mind and were accepted or put aside.
We were watching one of the great literary creators of his time in the very process of his architecture.
Time did not count.
When he finished,
at last,
we were all amazed
to find that more than two hours had slipped away.
"And how much I have enjoyed it,”
he said.
"It is the ideal plan
for this kind of work.
Narrative writing is always disappointing.
The moment you pick up a pen you begin
to lose the spontaneity of the personal relation,
which contains the very essence of interest.
With short-hand dictation one can talk as if he were at his own dinner-table always an inspiring place.
I expect
to dictate all the rest of my life,
if you good people are willing
to come and listen
to it.”
The dictations thus begun continued steadily from week
to week,
with increasing charm.
We never knew what he was going
to talk about,
and it was seldom that he knew until the moment of beginning.
But it was always fascinating,
and I felt myself the most fortunate biographer in the world,
as indeed I was.
It was not all smooth sailing,
however.
In the course of time I began
to realize that these marvelous dictated chapters were not altogether history,
but were often partly,
or even entirely,
imaginary.
The creator of Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn had been embroidering old incidents or inventing new ones too long
to stick
to history now,
to be able
to separate the romance in his mind from the reality of the past.
Also,
his memory of personal events had become inaccurate.
He realized this,
and once said,
in his whimsical,
gentle way:
"When I was younger I could remember anything,
whether it happened or not;
but I am getting old,
and soon I shall remember only the latter.”
Yet it was his constant purpose
to stick
to fact,
and especially did he make no effort
to put himself in a good light.
Indeed,
if you wanted
to know the worst of Mark Twain you had only
to ask him
for it.
He would give it
to the last syllable,
and he would improve upon it and pile up his sins,
and sometimes the sins of others,
without stint.
Certainly the dictations were precious,
for they revealed character as nothing else could;
but as material
for history they often failed
to stand the test of the documents in the next room--the letters,
notebooks,
agreements,
and the like--from which I was gradually rebuilding the structure of the years.
In the talks that we usually had when the dictations were ended and the stenographer had gone I got much that was of great value.
It was then that I usually made those inquiries which we had planned in the beginning,
and his answers,
coming quickly and without reflection,
gave imagination less play.
Sometimes he would touch some point of special interest and walk up and down,
philosophizing,
or commenting upon things in general,
in a manner not always complimentary
to humanity and its progress.
I seldom asked him a question during the dictation--or interrupted in any way,
though he had asked me
to stop him when I found him repeating or contradicting himself,
or misstating some fact known
to me.
At first I lacked the courage
to point out a mistake at the moment,
and cautiously mentioned the matter when he had finished.
Then he would be likely
to say:
"Why didn't you stop me?
Why did you let me go on making a donkey of myself when you could have saved me?”
So then I used
to take the risk of getting struck by lightning,
and nearly always stopped him in time.
But if it happened that I upset his thought,
the thunderbolt was apt
to fly.
He would say:
"Now you've knocked everything out of my head.”
Then,
of course,
I was sorry and apologized,
and in a moment the sky was clear again.
There was generally a humorous complexion
to the dictations,
whatever the subject.
Humor was his natural breath of life,
and rarely absent.
Perhaps I should have said sooner that he smoked continuously during the dictations.
His cigars were of that delicious fragrance which belongs
to domestic tobacco.
They were strong and inexpensive,
and it was only his early training that made him prefer them.
Admiring friends used
to send him costly,
imported cigars,
but he rarely touched them,
and they were smoked by visitors.
He often smoked a pipe,
and preferred it
to be old and violent.
Once when he had bought a new,
expensive briar-root,
he handed it
to me,
saying:
"I'd like
to have you smoke that a year or two,
and when it gets so you can't stand it,
maybe it will suit me.”
LXI.
DICTATIONS AT DUBLIN,
N.
H.
Following his birthday dinner,
Mark Twain had become once more the
“Belle of New York,”
and in a larger way than ever before.
An editorial in the
“Evening Mail”
referred
to him as a kind of joint Aristides,
Solon,
and Themistocles of the American metropolis,
and added:
"Things have reached a point where,
if Mark Twain is not at a public meeting or banquet,
he is expected
to console it
with one of his inimitable letters of advice and encouragement.”
He loved the excitement of it,
and it no longer seemed
to wear upon him.
Scarcely an evening passed that he did not go out
to some dinner or gathering where he had promised
to speak.
In April,
for the benefit of the Robert Fulton Society,
he delivered his farewell lecture--the last lecture,
he said,
where any one would have
to pay
to hear him.
It was at Carnegie Hall,
and the great place was jammed.
As he stood before that vast,
shouting audience,
I wondered if he was remembering that night,
forty years before in San Francisco,
when his lecture career had begun.
We hoped he might speak of it,
but he did not do so.
In May the dictations were transferred
to Dublin,
New Hampshire,
to the long veranda of the Upton House,
on the Monadnock slope.
He wished
to continue our work,
he said;
so the stenographer and myself were presently located in the village,
and drove out each morning,
to sit facing one of the rarest views in all New England,
while he talked of everything and anything that memory or fancy suggested.
We had begun in his bedroom,
but the glorious outside was too compelling.
The long veranda was ideal.
He was generally ready when we arrived,
a luminous figure in white flannels,
pacing up and down before a background of sky and forest,
blue lake,
and distant hills.
When it stormed we would go inside
to a bright fire.
The dictation ended,
he would ask his secretary
to play the orchestrelle,
which at great expense had been freighted up from New York.
In that high situation,
the fire and the music and the stormbeat seemed
to lift us very far indeed from reality.
Certain symphonies by Beethoven,
an impromptu by Schubert,
and a nocturne by Chopin were the selections he cared
for most,[12] though in certain moods he asked,
for the Scotch melodies.
There was a good deal of social life in Dublin,
but,
the dictations were seldom interrupted.
He became lonely,
now and then,
and paid a brief visit
to New York,
or
to Mr. Rogers in Fairhaven,
but he always returned gladly,
for he liked the rest and quiet,
and the dictations gave him employment.
A part of his entertainment was a trio of kittens which he had rented
for the summer--rented because then they would not lose ownership and would find home and protection in the fall.
He named the kittens Sackcloth and Ashes--Sackcloth being a black-and-white kit,
and Ashes a joint name owned by the two others,
who were gray and exactly alike.
All summer long these merry little creatures played up and down the wide veranda,
or chased butterflies and grasshoppers down the clover slope,
offering Mark Twain never-ending amusement.
He loved
to see them spring into the air after some insect,
miss it,
tumble back,
and quickly jump up again
with a surprised and disappointed expression.
In spite of his resolve not
to print any of his autobiography until he had been dead a hundred years,
he was persuaded during the summer
to allow certain chapters of it
to be published in
“The North American Review.”
With the price received,
thirty thousand dollars,
he announced he was going
to build himself a country home at Redding,
Connecticut,
on land already purchased there,
near a small country place of my own.
He wished
to have a fixed place
to go each summer,
he said,
and his thought was
to call it
“Autobiography House.”
[12] His special favorites were Schubert's Op.
142,
part 2,
and Chopin's Op.
37,
part 2.
LXII A NEW ERA OF BILLIARDS
with the return
to New York I began a period of closer association
with Mark Twain.
Up
to that time our relations had been chiefly of a literary nature.
They now became personal as well.
It happened in this way:
Mark Twain had never outgrown his love
for the game of billiards,
though he had not owned a table since the closing of the Hartford house,
fifteen years before.
Mrs. Henry Rogers had proposed
to present him
with a table
for Christmas,
but when he heard of the plan,
boylike,
he could not wait,
and hinted that if he had the table
“right now”
he could begin
to use it sooner.
So the table came--a handsome combination affair,
suitable
to all games--and was set in place.
That morning when the dictation ended he said:
"Have you any special place
to lunch,
to-day?”
I replied that I had not.
"Lunch here,”
he said,
"and we'll try the new billiard-table.”
I acknowledged that I had never played more than a few games of pool,
and those very long ago.
"No matter,”
he said
“the poorer you play the better I shall like it.”
So I remained
for luncheon,
and when it was over we began the first game ever played on the
“Christmas”
table.
He taught me a game in which caroms and pockets both counted,
and he gave me heavy odds.
He beat me,
but it was a riotous,
rollicking game,
the beginning of a closer relation between us.
We played most of the afternoon,
and he suggested that I
“come back in the evening and play some more.”
I did so,
and the game lasted till after midnight.
I had beginner's luck--"nigger luck,”
as he called it--and it kept him working feverishly
to win.
Once when I had made a great fluke--a carom followed by most of the balls falling into the pockets,
he said:
"When you pick up that cue this table drips at every pore.”
The morning dictations became a secondary interest.
Like a boy,
he was looking forward
to the afternoon of play,
and it seemed never
to come quickly enough
to suit him.
I remained regularly
for luncheon,
and he was inclined
to cut the courses short that we might the sooner get up- stairs
for billiards.
He did not eat the midday meal himself,
but he would come down and walk about the dining-room,
talking steadily that marvelous,
marvelous talk which little by little I trained myself
to remember,
though never
with complete success.
He was only killing time,
and I remember once,
when he had been earnestly discussing some deep question,
he suddenly noticed that the luncheon was ending.
"Now,”
he said,
"we will proceed
to more serious matters--it's your-- shot.”
My game improved
with practice,
and he reduced my odds.
He was willing
to be beaten,
but not too often.
We kept a record of the games,
and he went
to bed happier if the tally-sheet showed a balance in his favor.
He was not an even-tempered player.
When the game went steadily against him he was likely
to become critical,
even fault-finding,
in his remarks.
Then presently he would be seized
with remorse and become over-gentle and attentive,
placing the balls as I knocked them into the pockets,
hurrying
to render this service.
I wished he would not do it.
It distressed me that he should humble himself.
I was willing that he should lose his temper,
that he should be even harsh if he felt so inclined--his age,
his position,
his genius gave him special privileges.
Yet I am glad,
as I remember it now,
that the other side revealed itself,
for it completes the sum of his humanity.
Once in a burst of exasperation he made such an onslaught on the balls that he landed a couple of them on the floor.
I gathered them up and we went on playing as if nothing had happened,
only he was very gentle and sweet,
like a summer meadow when the storm has passed by.
Presently he said:
"This is a most amusing game.
When you play badly it amuses me,
and when I play badly and lose my temper it certainly must amuse you.”
It was but natural that friendship should grow under such conditions.
The disparity of our ages and gifts no longer mattered.
The pleasant land of play is a democracy where such things do not count.
We celebrated his seventy-first birthday by playing billiards all day.
He invented a new game
for the occasion,
and added a new rule
for it
with almost every shot.
It happened that no other member of the family was at home--ill-health had banished every one,
even the secretary.
Flowers,
telegrams,
and congratulations came,
and a string of callers.
He saw no one but a few intimate friends.
We were entirely alone
for dinner,
and I felt the great honor of being his only guest on such an occasion.
On that night,
a year before,
the flower of his profession had assembled
to do him honor.
Once between the courses,
when he rose,
as was his habit,
to walk about,
he wandered into the drawing-room,
and,
seating himself at the orchestrelle,
began
to play the beautiful
“Flower Song”
from Faust.
It was a thing I had not seen him do before,
and I never saw him do it again.
He was in his loveliest humor all that day and evening,
and at night when we stopped playing he said:
"I have never had a pleasanter day at this game.”
I answered:
"I hope ten years from to-night we shall be playing it.”
"Yes,”
he said,
"still playing the best game on earth.”
LXIII.
LIVING
with MARK TWAIN I accompanied him on a trip he made
to Washington in the interest of copyright.
Speaker
“Uncle Joe”
Cannon lent us his private room in the Capitol,
and there all one afternoon Mark Twain received Congressmen,
and in an atmosphere blue
with cigar-smoke preached the gospel of copyright.
It was a historic trip,
and
for me an eventful one,
for it was on the way back
to New York that Mark Twain suggested that I take up residence in his home.
There was a room going
to waste,
he said,
and I would be handier
for the early and late billiard sessions.
I accepted,
of course.
Looking back,
now,
I see pretty vividly three quite distinct pictures.
One of them,
the rich,
red interior of the billiard-room,
with the brilliant green square in the center on which the gay balls are rolling,
and bent over it his luminous white figure in the instant of play.
Then there is the long lighted drawing-room,
with the same figure stretched on a couch in the corner,
drowsily smoking while the rich organ tones summon
for him scenes and faces which the others do not see.
Sometimes he rose,
pacing the length of the parlors,
but oftener he lay among the cushions,
the light flooding his white hair and dress,
heightening his brilliant coloring.
He had taken up the fashion of wearing white altogether at this time.
Black,
he said,
reminded him of his funerals.
The third picture is that of the dinner-table--always beautifully laid,
and always a shrine of wisdom when he was there.
He did not always talk,
but he often did,
and I see him clearest,
his face alive
with interest,
presenting some new angle of thought in his vivid,
inimitable speech.
These are pictures that will not fade from my memory.
How I wish the marvelous things he said were like them! I preserved as much of them as I could,
and in time trained myself
to recall portions of his exact phrasing.
But even so they seemed never quite as he had said them.
They lacked the breath of his personality.
His dinner-table talk was likely
to be political,
scientific,
philosophic.
He often discussed aspects of astronomy,
which was a passion
with him.
I could succeed better
with the billiard-room talk--that was likely
to be reminiscent,
full of anecdotes.
I kept a pad on the window-sill,
and made notes while he was playing.
At one time he told me of his dreaMs. "There is never a month passes,”
he said,
"that I do not dream of being in reduced circumstances and obliged
to go back
to the river
to earn a living.
Usually in my dream I am just about
to start into a black shadow without being able
to tell whether it is Selma Bluff,
or Hat Island,
or only a black wall of night.
Another dream I have is being compelled
to go back
to the lecture platform.
In it I am always getting up before an audience,
with nothing
to say,
trying
to be funny,
trying
to make the audience laugh,
realizing I am only making silly jokes.
Then the audience realizes it,
and pretty soon they commence
to get up and leave.
That dream always ends by my standing there in the semi-darkness talking
to an empty house.”
He did not return
to Dublin the next summer,
but took a house at Tuxedo,
nearer New York.
I did not go there
with him,
for in the spring it was agreed that I should make a pilgrimage
to the Mississippi and the Pacific coast
to see those few still remaining who had known Mark Twain in his youth.
John Briggs was alive,
also Horace Bixby,
"Joe”
Goodman,
Steve and Jim Gillis,
and there were a few others.
It was a trip taken none too soon.
John Briggs,
a gentle-hearted old man who sat by his fire and through one afternoon told me of the happy days along the river-front from the cave
to Holliday's Hill,
did not reach the end of the year.
Horace Bixby,
at eighty-one,
was still young,
and piloting a government snag-boat.
Neither was Joseph Goodman old,
by any means,
but Jim Gillis was near his end,
and Steve Gillis was an invalid,
who said:
"Tell Sam I'm going
to die pretty soon,
but that I love him;
that I've loved him all my life,
and I'll love him till I die.”
LXIV.
A DEGREE FROM OXFORD On my return I found Mark Twain elated:
he had been invited
to England
to receive the degree of Literary Doctor from the Oxford University.
It is the highest scholastic honorary degree;
and
to come back,
as I had,
from following the early wanderings of the barefoot truant of Hannibal,
only
to find him about
to be officially knighted by the world's most venerable institution of learning,
seemed rather the most surprising chapter even of his marvelous fairy-tale.
If Tom Sawyer had owned the magic wand,
he hardly could have produced anything as startling as that.
He sailed on the 8th of June,
1907,
exactly forty years from the day he had sailed on the
“Quaker City”
to win his greater fame.
I did not accompany him.
He took
with him a secretary
to make notes,
and my affairs held me in America.
He was absent six weeks,
and no attentions that England had ever paid him before could compare
with her lavish welcome during this visit.
His reception was really national.
He was banqueted by the greatest clubs of London,
he was received
with special favor at the King's garden party,
he traveled by a royal train,
crowds gathering everywhere
to see him pass.
At Oxford when he appeared on the street the name Mark Twain ran up and down like a cry of fire,
and the people came running.
When he appeared on the stage at the Sheldonian Theater
to receive his degree,
clad in his doctor's robe of scarlet and gray,
there arose a great tumult--the shouting of the undergraduates
for the boy who had been Tom Sawyer and had played
with Huckleberry Finn.
The papers next day spoke of his reception as a
“cyclone,”
surpassing any other welcome,
though Rudyard Kipling was one of those who received degrees on that occasion,
and General Booth and Whitelaw Reid,
and other famous men.
Perhaps the most distinguished social honor paid
to Mark Twain at this time was the dinner given him by the staff of London
“Punch,”
in the historic
“Punch”
editorial rooms on Bouverie Street.
No other foreigner had ever been invited
to that sacred board,
where Thackeray had sat,
and Douglas Jerrold and others of the great departed.
"Punch”
had already saluted him
with a front-page cartoon,
and at this dinner the original drawing was presented
to him by the editor's little daughter,
Joy Agnew.
The Oxford degree,
and the splendid homage paid him by England at large,
became,
as it were,
the crowning episode of Mark Twain's career.
I think he realized this,
although he did not speak of it--indeed,
he had very little
to say of the whole matter.
I telephoned a greeting when I knew that he had arrived in New York,
and was summoned to
“come down and play billiards.”
I confess I went
with a good deal of awe,
prepared
to sit in silence and listen
to the tale of the returning hero.
But when I arrived he was already in the billiard-room,
knocking the balls about--his coat off,
for it was a hot night.
As I entered,
he said:
"Get your cue--I've been inventing a new game.”
That was all.
The pageant was over,
the curtain was rung down.
Business was resumed at the old stand.
LXV.
THE REMOVAL
to REDDING There followed another winter during which I was much
with Mark Twain,
though a part of it he spent
with Mr. Rogers in Bermuda,
that pretty island resort which both men loved.
Then came spring again,
and June,
and
with it Mark Twain's removal
to his newly built home,
"Stormfield,”
at Redding,
Connecticut.
The house had been under construction
for a year.
He had never seen it-- never even seen the land I had bought
for him.
He even preferred not
to look at any plans or ideas
for decoration.
"When the house is finished and furnished,
and the cat is purring on the hearth,
it will be time enough
for me
to see it,”
he had said more than once.
He had only specified that the rooms should be large and that the billiard-room should be red.
His billiard-rooms thus far had been of that color,
and their memory was associated in his mind
with enjoyment and comfort.
He detested details of preparation,
and then,
too,
he looked forward
to the dramatic surprise of walking into a home that had been conjured into existence as
with a word.
It was the 18th of June,
1908,
that he finally took possession.
The Fifth Avenue house was not dismantled,
for it was the plan then
to use Stormfield only as a summer place.
The servants,
however,
with one exception,
had been transferred
to Redding,
and Mark Twain and I remained alone,
though not lonely,
in the city house;
playing billiards most of the time,
and being as hilarious as we pleased,
for there was nobody
to disturb.
I think he hardly mentioned the new home during that time.
He had never seen even a photograph of the place,
and I confess I had moments of anxiety,
for I had selected the site and had been more or less concerned otherwise,
though John Howells was wholly responsible
for the building.
I did not really worry,
for I knew how beautiful and peaceful it all was.
The morning of the 18th was bright and sunny and cool.
Mark Twain was up and shaved by six o'clock in order
to be in time.
The train did not leave until four in the afternoon,
but our last billiards in town must begin early and suffer no interruption.
We were still playing when,
about three,
word was brought up that the cab was waiting.
Arrived at the station,
a group collected,
reporters and others,
to speed him
to his new home.
Some of the reporters came along.
The scenery was at its best that day,
and he spoke of it approvingly.
The hour and a half required
to cover the sixty miles’
distance seemed short.
The train porters came
to carry out the bags.
He drew from his pocket a great handful of silver.
"Give them something,”
he said;
"give everybody liberally that does any service.”
There was a sort of open-air reception in waiting--a varied assemblage of vehicles festooned
with flowers had gathered
to offer gallant country welcome.
It was a perfect June evening,
still and dream-like;
there seemed a spell of silence on everything.
The people did not cheer--they smiled and waved
to the white figure,
and he smiled and waved reply,
but there was no noise.
It was like a scene in a cinema.
His carriage led the way on the three-mile drive
to the house on the hilltop,
and the floral procession fell in behind.
Hillsides were green,
fields were white
with daisies,
dogwood and laurel shone among the trees.
He was very quiet as we drove along.
Once,
with gentle humor,
looking out over a white daisy-field,
he said:
"That is buckwheat.
I always recognize buckwheat when I see it.
I wish I knew as much about other things as I know about buckwheat.”
The clear-running brooks,
a swift-flowing river,
a tumbling cascade where we climbed a hill,
all came in
for his approval--then we were at the lane that led
to his new home,
and the procession behind dropped away.
The carriage ascended still higher,
and a view opened across the Saugatuck Valley,
with its nestling village and church-spire and farmhouses,
and beyond them the distant hills.
Then came the house--simple in design,
but beautiful--an Italian villa,
such as he had known in Florence,
adapted here
to American climate and needs.
At the entrance his domestic staff waited
to greet him,
and presently he stepped across the threshold and stood in his own home
for the first time in seventeen years.
Nothing was lacking--it was as finished,
as completely furnished,
as if he had occupied it a lifetime.
No one spoke immediately,
but when his eyes had taken in the harmony of the place,
with its restful,
home-like comfort,
and followed through the open French windows
to the distant vista of treetops and farmsides and blue hills,
he said,
very gently:
"How beautiful it all is! I did not think it could be as beautiful as this.”
And later,
when he had seen all of the apartments:
"It is a perfect house--perfect,
so far as I can see,
in every detail.
It might have been here always.”
There were guests that first evening--a small home dinner-party--and a little later at the foot of the garden some fireworks were set off by neighbors inspired by Dan Beard,
who had recently located in Redding.
Mark Twain,
watching the rockets that announced his arrival,
said,
gently:
"I wonder why they go
to so much trouble
for me.
I never go
to any trouble
for anybody.”
The evening closed
with billiards,
hilarious games,
and when at midnight the cues were set in the rack no one could say that Mark Twain's first day in his new home had not been a happy one.
LXVI LIFE AT STORMFIELD Mark Twain loved Stormfield.
Almost immediately he gave up the idea of going back
to New York
for the winter,
and I think he never entered the Fifth Avenue house again.
The quiet and undisturbed comfort of Stormfield came
to him at the right time of life.
His day of being the
“Belle of New York”
was over.
Now and then he attended some great dinner,
but always under protest.
Finally he refused
to go at all.
He had much company during that first summer--old friends,
and now and again young people,
of whom he was always fond.
The billiard-room he called
“the aquarium,”
and a frieze of Bermuda fishes,
in gay prints,
ran around the walls.
Each young lady visitor was allowed
to select one of these as her patron fish and attach her name
to it.
Thus,
as a member of the
“aquarium club,”
she was represented in absence.
Of course there were several cats at Stormfield,
and these really owned the premises.
The kittens scampered about the billiard-table after the balls,
even when the game was in progress,
giving all sorts of new angles
to the shots.
This delighted him,
and he would not
for anything have discommoded or removed one of those furry hazards.
My own house was a little more than half a mile away,
our lands joining,
and daily I went up
to visit him--to play billiards or
to take a walk across the fields.
There was a stenographer in the neighborhood,
and he continued his dictations,
but not regularly.
He wrote,
too,
now and then,
and finished the little book called
“Is Shakespeare Dead?”
Winter came.
The walks were fewer,
and there was even more company;
the house was gay and the billiard games protracted.
In February I made a trip
to Europe and the Mediterranean,
to go over some of his ground there.
Returning in April,
I found him somewhat changed.
It was not that he had grown older,
or less full of life,
but only less active,
less eager
for gay company,
and he no longer dictated,
or very rarely.
His daughter Jean,
who had been in a health resort,
was coming home
to act as his secretary,
and this made him very happy.
We resumed our games,
our talks,
and our long walks across the fields.
There were few guests,
and we were together most of the day and evening.
How beautiful the memory of it all is now!
to me,
of course,
nothing can ever be like it again in this world.
Mark Twain walked slowly these days.
Early in the summer there appeared indications of the heart trouble that less than a year later would bring the end.
His doctor advised diminished smoking,
and forbade the old habit of lightly skipping up and down stairs.
The trouble was
with the heart muscles,
and at times there came severe deadly pains in his breast,
but
for the most part he did not suffer.
He was allowed the walk,
however,
and once I showed him a part of his estate he had not seen before--a remote cedar hillside.
On the way I pointed out a little corner of land which earlier he had given me
to straighten our division line.
I told him I was going
to build a study on it and call it
“Markland.”
I think the name pleased him.
Later he said:
"If you had a place
for that extra billiard-table of mine”
(the Rogers table,
which had been left in storage in New York),
"I would turn it over
to you.”
I replied that I could adapt the size of my proposed study
to fit the table,
and he said:
"Now that will be very good.
Then when I want exercise I can walk down and play billiards
with you,
and when you want exercise you can walk up and play billiards
with me.
You must build that study.”
So it was planned,
and the work was presently under way.
How many things we talked of! Life,
death,
the future--all the things of which we know so little and love so much
to talk about.
Astronomy,
as I have said,
was one of his favorite subjects.
Neither of us had any real knowledge of the matter,
which made its great facts all the more awesome.
The thought that the nearest fixed star was twenty-five trillions of miles away--two hundred and fifty thousand times the distance
to our own remote sun--gave him a sort of splendid thrill.
He would figure out those appalling measurements of space,
covering sheets of paper
with his sums,
but he was not a good mathematician,
and the answers were generally wrong.
Comets in particular interested him,
and one day he said:
"I came in
with Halley's comet in 1835.
It is coming again next year,
and I expect
to go out
with it.
It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don't go out
with Halley's comet.”
He looked so strong,
and full of color and vitality.
One could not believe that his words held a prophecy.
Yet the pains recurred
with increasing frequency and severity;
his malady,
angina pectoris,
was making progress.
And how bravely he bore it all! He never complained,
never bewailed.
I have seen the fierce attack crumple him when we were at billiards,
but he would insist on playing in his turn,
bowed,
his face white,
his hand digging at his breast.
LXVII THE DEATH OF JEAN Clara Clemens was married that autumn
to Ossip Gabrilowitsch,
the Russian pianist,
and presently sailed
for Europe,
where they would make their home.
Jean Clemens was now head of the house,
and what
with her various duties and poor health,
her burden was too heavy.
She had a passion
for animal life of every kind,
and in some farm-buildings at one corner of the estate had set up quite an establishment of chickens and domestic animals.
She was fond of giving these her personal attention,
and this,
with her house direction and secretarial work,
gave her little time
for rest.
I tried
to relieve her of a share of the secretarial work,
but she was ambitious and faithful.
Still,
her condition did not seem critical.
I stayed at Stormfield,
now,
most of the time--nights as well as days--
for the dull weather had come and Mark Twain found the house rather lonely.
In November he had an impulse
to go
to Bermuda,
and we spent a month in the warm light of that summer island,
returning a week before the Christmas holidays.
And just then came Mark Twain's last great tragedy--the death of his daughter Jean.
The holidays had added heavily
to Jean's labors.
Out of her generous heart she had planned gifts
for everybody--had hurried
to and from the city
for her purchases,
and in the loggia set up a beautiful Christmas tree.
Meantime she had contracted a heavy cold.
Her trouble was epilepsy,
and all this was bad
for her.
On the morning of December 24,
she died,
suddenly,
from the shock of a cold bath.
Below,
in the loggia,
drenched
with tinsel,
stood the tree,
and heaped about it the packages of gifts which that day she had meant
to open and put in place.
Nobody had been overlooked.
Jean was taken
to Elmira
for burial.
Her father,
unable
to make the winter journey,
remained behind.
Her cousin,
Jervis Langdon,
came
for her.
It was six in the evening when she went away.
A soft,
heavy snow was falling,
and the gloom of the short day was closing in.
There was not the least noise,
the whole world was muffled.
The lanterns shone out the open door,
and at an upper window,
the light gleaming on his white hair,
her father watched her going away from him
for the last time.
Later he wrote:
"From my window I saw the hearse and the carriages wind along the road and gradually grow vague and spectral in the falling snow,
and presently disappear.
Jean was gone out of my life,
and would not come back any more.
The cousin she had played
with when they were babies together--he and her beloved old Katy--were conducting her
to her distant childhood home,
where she will lie by her mother's side once more,
in the company of Susy and Langdon.”
LXVIII DAYS IN BERMUDA Ten days later Mark Twain returned
to Bermuda,
accompanied only by a valet.
He had asked me if we would be willing
to close our home
for the winter and come
to Stormfield,
so that the place might be ready any time
for his return.
We came,
of course,
for there was no thought other than
for his comfort.
He did not go
to a hotel in Bermuda,
but
to the home of Vice-Consul Allen,
where he had visited before.
The Allens were devoted
to him and gave him such care as no hotel could offer.
Bermuda agreed
with Mark Twain,
and
for a time there he gained in strength and spirits and recovered much of his old manner.
He wrote me almost daily,
generally
with good reports of his health and doings,
and
with playful counsel and suggestions.
Then,
by and by,
he did not write
with his own hand,
but through his newly appointed
“secretary,”
Mr. Allen's young daughter,
Helen,
of whom he was very fond.
The letters,
however,
were still gay.
Once he said:
"While the matter is in my mind I will remark that if you ever send me another letter which is not paged at the top I will write you
with my own hand,
so that I may use in utter freedom and without embarrassment the kind of words which alone can describe such a criminal.”
He had made no mention so far of the pains in his breast,
but near the end of March he wrote that he was coming home,
if the breast pains did not
“mend their ways pretty considerable.
I do not want
to die here,”
he said.
"I am growing more and more particular about the place.”
A week later brought another alarming letter,
also one from Mr. Allen,
who frankly stated that matters had become very serious indeed.
I went
to New York and sailed the next morning,
cabling the Gabrilowitsches
to come without delay.
I sent no word
to Bermuda that I was coming,
and when I arrived he was not expecting me.
"Why,”
he said,
holding out his hand,
"you did not tell us you were coming?”
"No,”
I said,
"it is rather sudden.
I didn't quite like the sound of your last letters.”
"But those were not serious.
You shouldn't have come on my account.”
I said then that I had come on my own account,
that I had felt the need of recreation,
and had decided
to run down and come home
with him.
"That's--very--good,”
he said,
in his slow,
gentle fashion.
"Wow I'm glad
to see you.”
His breakfast came in and he ate
with appetite.
I had thought him thin and pale,
at first sight,
but his color had come back now,
and his eyes were bright.
He told me of the fierce attacks of the pain,
and how he had been given hypodermic injections which he amusingly termed
“hypnotic injunctions”
and
“the sub-cutaneous.”
From Mr. and Mrs. Allen I learned how slender had been his chances,
and how uncertain were the days ahead.
Mr. Allen had already engaged passage home
for April 12th.
He seemed so little like a man whose days were numbered.
On the afternoon of my arrival we drove out,
as we had done on our former visit,
and he discussed some of the old subjects in quite the old way.
I had sold
for him,
for six thousand dollars,
the farm where Jean had kept her animals,
and he wished
to use the money in erecting
for her some sort of memorial.
He agreed that a building
to hold the library which he had already donated
to the town of Redding would be appropriate and useful.
He asked me
to write at once
to his lawyer and have the matter arranged.
We did not drive out again.
The pains held off
for several days,
and he was gay and went out on the lawn,
but most of the time he sat propped up in bed,
reading and smoking.
When I looked at him there,
so full of vigor and the joy of life,
I could not persuade myself that he would not outlive us all.
He had written very little in Bermuda--his last work being a chapter of amusing
“Advice"--for me,
as he confessed--what I was
to do upon reaching the gate of which St. Peter is said
to keep the key.
As it is the last writing he ever did,
and because it is characteristic,
one or two paragraphs may be admitted here:
"Upon arrival do not speak
to St. Peter until spoken to.
It is not your place
to begin.
"Do not begin any remark with
“Say.”
"When applying
for a ticket avoid trying
to make conversation.
If you must talk,
let the weather alone.
.
.
"You can ask him
for his autograph--there is no harm in that--but be careful and don't remark that it is one of the penalties of greatness.
He has heard that before.”
There were several pages of this counsel.
LXIX.
THE RETURN
to REDDING I spent most of each day
with him,
merely sitting by the bed and reading.
I noticed when he slept that his breathing was difficult,
and I could see that he did not improve,
but often he was gay and liked the entire family
to gather about and be merry.
It was only a few days before we sailed that the severe attacks returned.
Then followed bad nights;
but respite came,
and we sailed on the 12th,
as arranged.
The Allen home stands on the water,
and Mr. Allen had chartered a tug
to take us
to the ship.
We were obliged
to start early,
and the fresh morning breeze was stimulating.
Mark Twain seemed in good spirits when we reached the
“Oceana,”
which was
to take him home.
As long as I remember anything I shall remember the forty-eight hours of that homeward voyage.
He was comfortable at first,
and then we ran into the humid,
oppressive air of the Gulf Stream,
and he could not breathe.
It seemed
to me that the end might come at any moment,
and this thought was in his own mind,
but he had no dread,
and his sense of humor did not fail.
Once when the ship rolled and his hat fell from the hook and made the circuit of the cabin floor,
he said:
"The ship is passing the hat.”
I had been instructed in the use of the hypodermic needle,
and from time
to time gave him the
“hypnotic injunction,”
as he still called it.
But it did not afford him entire relief.
He could remain in no position
for any length of time.
Yet he never complained and thought only of the trouble he might be making.
Once he said:
"I am sorry
for you,
Paine,
but I can't help it--I can't hurry this dying business.”
And a little later:
"Oh,
it is such a mystery,
and it takes so long!”
Relatives,
physicians,
and news-gatherers were at the dock
to welcome him.
Revived by the cool,
fresh air of the North,
he had slept
for several hours and was seemingly much better.
A special compartment on the same train that had taken us first
to Redding took us there now,
his physicians in attendance.
He did not seem
to mind the trip or the drive home.
As we turned into the lane that led
to Stormfield he said:
"Can we see where you have built your billiard-room?”
The gable of the new study showed among the trees,
and I pointed it out
to him.
"It looks quite imposing,”
he said.
Arriving at Stormfield,
he stepped,
unassisted,
from the carriage
to greet the members of the household,
and
with all his old courtliness offered each his hand.
Then in a canvas chair we had brought we carried him up-stairs
to his room--the big,
beautiful room that looked out
to the sunset hills.
This was Thursday evening,
April 14,
1910.
LXX.
THE CLOSE OF A GREAT LIFE Mark Twain lived just a week from that day and hour.
For a time he seemed full of life,
talking freely,
and suffering little.
Clara and Ossip Gabrilowitsch arrived on Saturday and found him cheerful,
quite like himself.
At intervals he read.
"Suetonius”
and
“Carlyle”
lay on the bed beside him,
and he would pick them up and read a page or a paragraph.
Sometimes when I saw him thus--the high color still in his face,
the clear light in his eyes'--I said:
"It is not reality.
He is not going
to die.”
But by Wednesday of the following week it was evident that the end was near.
We did not know it then,
but the mysterious messenger of his birth year,
Halley's comet,
became visible that night in the sky.[13] On Thursday morning,
the 21st,
his mind was still fairly clear,
and he read a little from one of the volumes on his bed.
By Clara he sent word that he wished
to see me,
and when I came in he spoke of two unfinished manuscripts which he wished me to
“throw away,”
as he briefly expressed it,
for his words were few,
now,
and uncertain.
I assured him that I would attend
to the matter and he pressed my hand.
It was his last word
to me.
During the afternoon,
while Clara stood by him,
he sank into a doze,
and from it passed into a deeper slumber and did not heed us any more.
Through that peaceful spring afternoon the life-wave ebbed lower and lower.
It was about half-past six,
and the sun lay just on the horizon,
when Dr. Quintard noticed that the breathing,
which had gradually become more subdued,
broke a little.
There was no suggestion of any struggle.
The noble head turned a little
to one side,
there was a fluttering sigh,
and the breath that had been unceasing
for seventy-four tumultuous years had stopped forever.
In the Brick Church,
New York,
Mark Twain--dressed in the white he loved so well--lay,
with the nobility of death upon him,
while a multitude of those who loved him passed by and looked at his face
for the last time.
Flowers in profusion were banked about him,
but on the casket lay a single wreath which Dan Beard and his wife had woven from the laurel which grows on Stormfield hill.
He was never more beautiful than as he lay there,
and it was an impressive scene
to see those thousands file by,
regard him
for a moment,
gravely,
thoughtfully,
and pass on.
All sorts were there,
rich and poor;
some crossed themselves,
some saluted,
some paused a little
to take a closer look.
That night we went
with him
to Elmira,
and next day he lay in those stately parlors that had seen his wedding-day,
and where little Langdon and Susy had lain,
and Mrs. Clemens,
and then Jean,
only a little while before.
The worn-out body had reached its journey's end;
but his spirit had never grown old,
and to-day,
still young,
it continues
to cheer and comfort a tired world.
End of Project Gutenberg Etext of The Boys’
Life of Mark Twain,
by Paine
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